Obama is Jewish!
Source (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30129000/)
WASHINGTON - President Barack Obama hosted close friends and staff at a private White House meal Thursday evening to mark Passover. It’s part of the new president’s effort to reach out to Jewish voters.
The White House said the Seder meal was traditional, including matzo, bitter herbs, a roasted egg and greens in the family dining room in the executive mansion. The evening also featured the reading of the Haggadah, the religious text of the holiday.
Passover began at sundown Wednesday. It celebrates the Jewish exodus from Egypt after 400 years of slavery.
I think this puts an end to the question of Obama's religion: he is clearly Jewish. If I had known this, I might have voted for him.
Franberry
10-04-2009, 17:44
Oh god a black jew
hes probably gay too
greed and death
10-04-2009, 17:45
A gay black jew. If he had red hair he would be the most oppressed man in the world.
The Parkus Empire
10-04-2009, 17:45
He strongly supports Israel....
The Parkus Empire
10-04-2009, 17:46
A gay black jew. If he had red hair he would be the most oppressed man in the world.
He could be short, too.
greed and death
10-04-2009, 17:48
He could be short, too.
We could arrange that with surgery.
New Mitanni
10-04-2009, 17:51
Source (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30129000/)
I think this puts an end to the question of Obama's religion: he is clearly Jewish. If I had known this, I might have voted for him.
Yeah, actually he has a secret first name: Ehud.
And he put that "c" in "Barack" just for variety. :rolleyes:
Praetonia
10-04-2009, 17:53
Is there any culture this man will not try to co-opt?
The Parkus Empire
10-04-2009, 17:54
We could arrange that with surgery.
The media would love it! A sign of equality. ;)
greed and death
10-04-2009, 17:54
Is there any culture this man will not try to co-opt?
African American
greed and death
10-04-2009, 17:55
The media would love it! A sign of equality. ;)
Obama the midget.
The Parkus Empire
10-04-2009, 17:56
African American
http://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/realhappy/luxhello.gif
Franberry
10-04-2009, 17:59
Obama the midget.
small pants
big heart
New Mitanni
10-04-2009, 18:06
small pants
big heart
SpongeBarry SmallPants!
Heikoku 2
10-04-2009, 18:14
SpongeBarry SmallPants!
Oh my God! You think you're clever!
Rykarian Territories
10-04-2009, 18:17
Whats with all the Obama threads? Seems like the liberals are coming out in wolf packs..
Dancing Dragons
10-04-2009, 18:18
It isn´t easy to try to bypass the jewish lobby. Sometimes one has to give in.
Poor Obama. Where´s the "Yes We Can" now ? :(
Linker Niederrhein
10-04-2009, 18:19
It isn´t easy to try to bypass the jewish lobby. Sometimes one has to give in.
Poor Obama. Where´s the "Yes We Can" now ? :(I wasn't aware 'Change' meant 'Reopening Auschwitz'.
The Parkus Empire
10-04-2009, 18:20
Whats with all the Obama threads? Seems like the liberals are coming out in wolf packs..
We have always been a liberal wolf pack. With experience you will come to understand this.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_KG1urHCjEo8/SL-WjfVYhwI/AAAAAAAAAF0/3eFdwPA2PRA/s400/PalinWolfPack360.jpg
Franberry
10-04-2009, 18:27
It isn´t easy to try to bypass the jewish lobby. Sometimes one has to give in.
Poor Obama. Where´s the "Yes We Can" now ? :(
The jews do own the world after all.
Rykarian Territories
10-04-2009, 18:31
We have always been a liberal wolf pack. With experience you will come to understand this.
And good thing theres Libertarians and Right wingers out there to poach the wolves..
Heikoku 2
10-04-2009, 18:32
And good thing theres Libertarians and Right wingers out there to poach the wolves..
:rolleyes:
By "poaching" you mean "angrily and incoherently ranting?" Because you know, I still feel alive.
And a bit hungry. That's a sweet white coat you've got on.
greed and death
10-04-2009, 18:34
I wasn't aware 'Change' meant 'Reopening Auschwitz'.
Didn't you read the fine print on the ballot? Voting for Obama was a vote to make performing a north American Holocaust a constitutional requirement.
Linker Niederrhein
10-04-2009, 18:38
Didn't you read the fine print on the ballot? Voting for Obama was a vote to make performing a north American Holocaust a constitutional requirement.Oh? Nevermind then.
A pity. Had I realised it in time, I'd have voted or him.
Conserative Morality
10-04-2009, 18:39
And good thing theres Libertarians and Right wingers out there to poach the wolves..
Politics, as it's very nature, is a Wolf Pack, with each wolf scrambling, fighting over the other, all vying for Alpha Male, but in the end, the wolves only end up battered, beaten, and discontent, except for the ones on top. We're all wolves in the game of politics. Which is why I plan to never run for office.
And good thing theres Libertarians and Right wingers out there to poach the wolves..
Poach? Is that what you called that tin foil hat rant you gave me yesterday?
Conserative Morality
10-04-2009, 18:42
Poach? Is that what you called that tin foil hat rant you gave me yesterday?
What do you have against Tin-Foil hats? They're stylish, AND good looking! ;)
Ring of Isengard
10-04-2009, 18:42
He could be short, too.
And fat?
Wilgrove
10-04-2009, 18:59
Hey, he should celebrate Beltane next!
Post Liminality
10-04-2009, 19:16
Did everyone at the meal argue with each other for hours on end and each person come to the conclusion that, "Ah, you're very smart and have good points, but, you know, I'm right and your wrong." At a truly Jewish seder, the food and the prayer and all that nonsense take a distant second to the arguing. *nod*
Gauthier
10-04-2009, 19:16
What do you have against Tin-Foil hats? They're stylish, AND good looking! ;)
And yet your avatar is Dr. Hobo wearing brown paper bag. Are you trying to Merrill-Lynch us with a backload of tin foil hats you can't get rid of?
:tongue:
Franberry
10-04-2009, 19:16
Poach? Is that what you called that tin foil hat rant you gave me yesterday?
you have to wrap the foil around your feet, they read through mind through seismic movement.
Conserative Morality
10-04-2009, 19:24
And yet your avatar is Dr. Hobo wearing brown paper bag. Are you trying to Merrill-Lynch us with a backload of tin foil hats you can't get rid of?
:tongue:
>.>
<.<
Lemme shee dat brain of yoursh.
Lunatic Goofballs
10-04-2009, 20:09
Is there any culture this man will not try to co-opt?
No. :)
He strongly supports Israel....
That doesn't matter, silly. Only his religion does. Naturally one should have voted for him simply on that basis alone, even if he had furiously advocated the outright destruction of Israel.
Whats with all the Obama threads? Seems like the liberals are coming out in wolf packs..
Have you bothered to actually read these threads? Are they attacks on Obama, or packs of liberals singing his praises?
Whats with all the Obama threads? Seems like the liberals are coming out in wolf packs..
I wasn't aware that nts was a liberal...
or for that matter, that I was.
Source (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/30129000/)
I think this puts an end to the question of Obama's religion: he is clearly Jewish. If I had known this, I might have voted for him.
You know, I always suspected. There was nothing definite, just a feeling, but it looks to have born fruit.
His name, by the way (Barack), is actually Hebrew for "Lightning."
Think about that for a moment, his name means lightning. It's pretty much solid UBER.
Skallvia
10-04-2009, 21:59
A gay black jew. If he had red hair he would be the most oppressed man in the world.
I would vote for that, lol...
It's not so much that Obama is Jewish, it's that he has the hand of a Jewish Lizardman up his ass, controlling him.
Maybe I missed something, but wasn't Obama supposed to be Muslim? Or ex-muslim?
A jewish muslim would be quite the right man to solve the Palestinian problem.
Skallvia
10-04-2009, 23:17
Maybe I missed something, but wasn't Obama supposed to be Muslim? Or ex-muslim?
A jewish muslim would be quite the right man to solve the Palestinian problem.
yes....right....almost..too right....
http://static.flickr.com/2411/2386611078_05b0a9d1ba.jpg
Gauthier
10-04-2009, 23:18
Maybe I missed something, but wasn't Obama supposed to be Muslim? Or ex-muslim?
A jewish muslim would be quite the right man to solve the Palestinian problem.
A Jewslim. That's like a vampire werewolf. Nobody wants to see one.
A Jewslim. That's like a vampire werewolf. Nobody wants to see one.
Kate Beckinsale fucked one. Can't be too bad.
Skallvia
10-04-2009, 23:23
Kate Beckinsale fucked one. Can't be too bad.
I envy those vampire-werewolf guys, :(
Acrostica
10-04-2009, 23:24
Is there any culture this man will not try to co-opt?
Yeah, America's.
Acrostica
10-04-2009, 23:26
It's not so much that Obama is Jewish, it's that he has the hand of a Jewish Lizardman up his ass, controlling him.
I thought Jewish Lizardmen were just an old wives' tale, like alligators in the sewer or John McCain being a Republican.
Skallvia
10-04-2009, 23:26
Yeah, America's.
I think he's already head of that one, :p
I thought Jewish Lizardmen were just an old wives' tale, like alligators in the sewer or John McCain being a Republican.
Unlike the other two, Jewish Lizardmen is true.
Acrostica
10-04-2009, 23:30
Unlike the other two, Jewish Lizardmen is true.
Are the Lizardmen Conservative, Orthodox, Reform, Hasidic, what? I really feel like it's important somehow.
Risottia
11-04-2009, 01:10
A gay black jew. If he had red hair he would be the most oppressed man in the world.
Of course he hase red hair, just he dyes it. He's O'Bama!
Gay black jew irish papist m00zlem kommie!!!
Milks Empire
11-04-2009, 01:12
Hey, he should celebrate Beltane next!
What's Beltane?