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Apparently I am in a very thoughtful, or thoughtless mood today; and there is plenty to inspire me to make threads on NS.. perhaps because I have been neglecting to make my pointless threads? Anyway I have a new theorem that I think NS is the perfect testing ground for.

Ok so I decided it was time for breakfast. I wasn't in a cereal mood, I couldn't find any toaster pastries in my beloved strawberry flavor and and all the raisin bran was gone regardless so I looked into other breakfast options when I realized I still had some bagels left, and I always buy cream cheese to go along with them. There was however a problem... I had 1 bagel left and no cream cheese. I got to thinking about it, and I suddenly recall that this happens every time I buy bagels and cream cheese: I run out of one, before I run out of the other...
I settled for lunch (I made a sandwich using the bagel and heated up some left over potato soup)

So fellow NSGrs, skipping the boring commentary on my life.

Does this happen to you?
Do you think that the manufacturers of bagels and the manufacturers of cream cheese are working together to ensure that you never have enough of one or the other?
Is there any credence to my theory, and should I test it further?

BTW, volunteers to buy and eat lots of bagels with lots of cream cheese should sign up now too.

Damn that conspiracy that is BAGLES!

:)

This is proof, incontravertable proof that you should be using real cheese instead of ungodly cream cheese. I would advise Brie, possibly Edam.

pfft. who has bagels with cream cheese anyway xD

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pfft. who has bagels with cream cheese anyway xD

Most people.

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You've destroyed evidence that he is part of the BAGLES conspiracy! :eek:

This happens to me with cereal and milk, as well as chips and dip.

You've destroyed evidence that he is part of the BAGLES conspiracy! :eek:

Who says she's not with me?

This happens to me with cereal and milk, as well as chips and dip.

Those too... the conspiracy must run deeper...

who says she's not with me?
o rly?

The same thing happens with chips and salsa.

Oh, also, jam >> jelly.

I need to test this theory out sometime.

Preferably when I'm hungry.

Apparently I am in a very thoughtful, or thoughtless mood today; and there is plenty to inspire me to make threads on NS.. perhaps because I have been neglecting to make my pointless threads? Anyway I have a new theorem that I think NS is the perfect testing ground for.

Ok so I decided it was time for breakfast. I wasn't in a cereal mood, I couldn't find any toaster pastries in my beloved strawberry flavor and and all the raisin bran was gone regardless so I looked into other breakfast options when I realized I still had some bagels left, and I always buy cream cheese to go along with them. There was however a problem... I had 1 bagel left and no cream cheese. I got to thinking about it, and I suddenly recall that this happens every time I buy bagels and cream cheese: I run out of one, before I run out of the other...
I settled for lunch (I made a sandwich using the bagel and heated up some left over potato soup)

So fellow NSGrs, skipping the boring commentary on my life.

Does this happen to you?
Do you think that the manufacturers of bagels and the manufacturers of cream cheese are working together to ensure that you never have enough of one or the other?
Is there any credence to my theory, and should I test it further?

BTW, volunteers to buy and eat lots of bagels with lots of cream cheese should sign up now too.

Yes they are and hot dogs and bun manufacturers. Why do packages of Hot dogs come in 10 to a pack but buns only come in 8?

Yes they are and hot dogs and bun manufacturers. Why do packages of Hot dogs come in 10 to a pack but buns only come in 8?

So that you have to buy 8 packs of hot dogs and 10 packs of buns.
Or perhaps its to accommodate those weirdos who don't eat bread?

Another culprit! Pretzels and ranch dressing... where will it end?

You've destroyed evidence that he is part of the BAGLES conspiracy! :eek:

Evidence? What evidence? :D

Evidence? What evidence? :D
*facepalm*

:(

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/foamycheese.gif

:)

Yes they are and hot dogs and bun manufacturers. Why do packages of Hot dogs come in 10 to a pack but buns only come in 8?

come to think of it, hamburger buns come in packs of 8 too. and some frozen burgers come in boxes of 20....

come to think of it, hamburger buns come in packs of 8 too. and some frozen burgers come in boxes of 20....

You see. I think it is those bun manufacturers. Since when do things in a bakery not come in dozens? Hmmm, alright we are on to you guys.

Apparently I am in a very thoughtful, or thoughtless mood today; and there is plenty to inspire me to make threads on NS.. perhaps because I have been neglecting to make my pointless threads? Anyway I have a new theorem that I think NS is the perfect testing ground for.

Ok so I decided it was time for breakfast. I wasn't in a cereal mood, I couldn't find any toaster pastries in my beloved strawberry flavor and and all the raisin bran was gone regardless so I looked into other breakfast options when I realized I still had some bagels left, and I always buy cream cheese to go along with them. There was however a problem... I had 1 bagel left and no cream cheese. I got to thinking about it, and I suddenly recall that this happens every time I buy bagels and cream cheese: I run out of one, before I run out of the other...
I settled for lunch (I made a sandwich using the bagel and heated up some left over potato soup)

So fellow NSGrs, skipping the boring commentary on my life.

Does this happen to you?
Do you think that the manufacturers of bagels and the manufacturers of cream cheese are working together to ensure that you never have enough of one or the other?
Is there any credence to my theory, and should I test it further?

BTW, volunteers to buy and eat lots of bagels with lots of cream cheese should sign up now too.
Did you ever notice there are eight hot dogs in a pack, but ten buns in a bag?

D'oh! Beaten to it.

The real conspiracy is, what the hell is this potato soup!? doesnt even make sense! :eek:

Most people.?
Not on this side of the pond...

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The only think better than a bagel with creamed cheese is a bagel with creamed cheese and salmon or bacon, but not both. Never both. Salmon and bacon together as a sandwich filler is a sign of the End of Days.

Did you ever notice there are eight hot dogs in a pack, but ten buns in a bag?

KAT!! everyone in the know knows that the bagel and cream cheese is just to distract people from the Hot Dog and bun conspiracy!

KAT!! everyone in the know knows that the bagel and cream cheese is just to distract people from the Hot Dog and bun conspiracy!

And now that I have this knowledge, BWAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!




.....wait, well I suppose I can open up a Hotdog making plant, and package mine ten to a pack...

seen twelve dogs and eight buns up here in america's hat

Why do you hate freedom?

Oops, Obama's in now. I guess it's officially:

Where's the change? Obama was supposed to fix everything!!!1!1!1one!

Everything should be sold in dozens. 12 Beer, 12 hot dogs, 12 buns or we could all go metric and have 10's. 10 beer, 10 hot dogs, 10 buns.

Once again, xkcd has the solution.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/delicious.png

how do I make the pic appear in the thread?

how do I make the pic appear in the thread?
Um....You did, no?:
Once again, xkcd has the solution.

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/delicious.png
Its this without the extra asterisks...

[*IMG]http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/delicious.png[*/IMG]

Personally a butter man, mahself

Yes they are and hot dogs and bun manufacturers. Why do packages of Hot dogs come in 10 to a pack but buns only come in 8?

so that you buy 4 packs of hotdogs and 5 of buns, thus promoting friendliness when you invite your neigbours over for barbeacues and making you fat.