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I have a friend at school whom I know for a fact is demon possesed. I have done extensive research and now I must take fate into my own hands and determine the fate of my friend. I hope you all will pray for me if you believe in The Lord. Goodbye for now nationstates.

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not funny....

Lolwut?

We have been seeing some mighty strange threads as of late. This needs a poll.

We have been seeing some mighty strange threads as of late. This needs a poll.

Where are these n00bs coming from, really? I am disturbed!

Where are these n00bs coming from, really? I am disturbed!

If I told you that, I would have to kill you. However, I will give you a clue: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=588546

It's not a demon. It's just Dick Cheney. You can tell by the fangs. *nod*

Remember I did that forum war on the white nationalist site. It was weird stuff like this so I imagine they are returning the favor.

If I told you that, I would have to kill you. However, I will give you a clue: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=588546

Rofl!

It's not a demon. It's just Dick Cheney. You can tell by the fangs. *nod*

In that case, he should go hunting with him - and carry silver bullets and a stake.

Rofl!

I warned you.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9506/293635-188192-joker-venom_large.jpg

I warned you.

http://media.comicvine.com/uploads/0/9506/293635-188192-joker-venom_large.jpg

It's got to be the soda and the Red Bull!

It's got to be the soda and the Red Bull!

Wrong: It is the fluoride in your water.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Health/Images/paranoid-eye-is-watching-you.jpg

Where are these n00bs coming from, really? I am disturbed!
That was a friend of mine. He said I'm possessed with the demons. Last Monday he yelled at me saying that I am the son of Satan... it was real weird, you know, as I haven't done anything to him.

Earlier today he went to my house and doused me with a bucket of Holy Water. I was praying (it is Holy Tuesday, and I'm a Catholic) and he disturbed my meditation real nice. Needless to say we had a scuffle. He dug sharp crucifix into my shoulder, that was when my roommates separated us. I had a bleeding shoulder, but curiously, my blood was... GREEN!

He pointed that out and told me that that was the sign that I was the son of the devil. He threw our newly-baked apple pie at the table towards me while yelling Latin: "Melita, domi adsum!" My roommates had to subdue this odd friend of mine by spraying him with pepper. I had to have my shoulder stitched up, while my friend had to have some chlorpromazine.




:p Hahaha. Just kidding. I don't know the person.

I have a friend at school whom I know for a fact is demon possesed. I have done extensive research and now I must take fate into my own hands and determine the fate of my friend. I hope you all will pray for me if you believe in The Lord. Goodbye for now nationstates.

I know for a fact = I have a strong tendency to mistake human behavior for demonic possession

I have done extensive research = I have a gut feeling

I must take fate into my own hands = I'm going to annoy my "friend" to no end

determine the fate of my friend = I can expect a jail sentence or restraining order in the very near future.


...have fun with that.

I know for a fact = I have a strong tendency to mistake human behavior for demonic possession

I have done extensive research = I have a gut feeling

I must take fate into my own hands = I'm going to annoy my "friend" to no end

determine the fate of my friend = I can expect a jail sentence or restraining order in the very near future.


...have fun with that.

:hail:

That was a friend of mine. He said I'm possessed with the demons. Last Monday he yelled at me saying that I am the son of Satan... it was real weird, you know, as I haven't done anything to him.

Earlier today he went to my house and doused me with a bucket of Holy Water. I was praying (it is Holy Tuesday, and I'm a Catholic) and he disturbed my meditation real nice. Needless to say we had a scuffle. He dug sharp crucifix into my shoulder, that was when my roommates separated us. I had a bleeding shoulder, but curiously, my blood was... GREEN!

He pointed that out and told me that that was the sign that I was the son of the devil. He threw our newly-baked apple pie at the table towards me while yelling Latin: "Melita, domi adsum!" My roommates had to subdue this odd friend of mine by spraying him with pepper. I had to have my shoulder stitched up, while my friend had to have some chlorpromazine.




:p Hahaha. Just kidding. I don't know the person.

You had me going there, mate.:tongue:

I know for a fact = I have a strong tendency to mistake human behavior for demonic possession

I have done extensive research = I have a gut feeling

I must take fate into my own hands = I'm going to annoy my "friend" to no end

determine the fate of my friend = I can expect a jail sentence or restraining order in the very near future.


...have fun with that.

Fantastic translation there. :tongue:

I have a friend at school whom I know for a fact is demon possesed. I have done extensive research and now I must take fate into my own hands and determine the fate of my friend. I hope you all will pray for me if you believe in The Lord. Goodbye for now nationstates.

Cool story bro

Where are all the noobs and trolls coming from all of a sudden?

Where are all the noobs and trolls coming from all of a sudden?

I was wondering the same. TPE has an interesting theory on the subject. *nod*

They come from broland, where everyone is your bro, and they all have cool stories to tell you.

I have a friend at school whom I know for a fact is demon possesed. I have done extensive research and now I must take fate into my own hands and determine the fate of my friend. I hope you all will pray for me if you believe in The Lord. Goodbye for now nationstates.

My parents are out, and the babysitter is in the other room with her boyfriend so I've sneakily got on the computer behind everyone's backs. Now I don't know what to do with myself, so I'm posting random crap.

You are getting dangerously close to 30,000 posts, GnI :eek:

You are getting dangerously close to 30,000 posts, GnI :eek:

That's what my wife says, too.

Well, what she actually says is "Don't you ever shut the fuck up?", but it's spiritually the same.

If this is genuine, I'd be concerned that the poster in question is mentally disturbed, and may intend to harm their friend. As such, I seriously wonder if this is somthing that law enforcement should be notified of.

I had a friend that was possessed by a demon once but fortunately I managed him to lure him near a pit of Holy Mud and tackle him into it. He was cured! I could tell by the way he chased me afterward. :)

I'm not possessed by a demon, but by small green fairy that was for free with this bottle of absinthe. How can I get rid of it?

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IS there an award for funniest OP?

If this is genuine, I'd be concerned that the poster in question is mentally disturbed, and may intend to harm their friend. As such, I seriously wonder if this is somthing that law enforcement should be notified of.

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/lblackwell/2005/04/15/dont_worry_maam.jpg

If this is genuine, I'd be concerned that the poster in question is mentally disturbed, and may intend to harm their friend. As such, I seriously wonder if this is somthing that law enforcement should be notified of.

Maybe we should check the posting history to see whether this is likely to be real or just a troll. I'm inclined to think the latter.

Maybe we should check the posting history to see whether this is likely to be real or just a troll. I'm inclined to think the latter.

Ok, even if this was real, and we contacted whatever law enforcement authority has jurisdiction over where he lives, what are we going to tell it exactly?

I have a friend at school whom I know for a fact is demon possesed. I have done extensive research and now I must take fate into my own hands and determine the fate of my friend.

I don't care.

I hope you all will pray for me if you believe in The Lord.

I won't.

Goodbye for now nationstates.

Don't let the door hit your ass on the way out.

Ok, even if this was real, and we contacted whatever law enforcement authority has jurisdiction over where he lives, what are we going to tell it exactly?

I'd say reading the post would do the trick. Course I'm still convinced it's a joke.

I'd say reading the post would do the trick. Course I'm still convinced it's a joke.

Yea, I'm sure the police will get right on that.

"911 what is your emergency"
"Umm, I read a post on the internet where a guy is going to exorcist his friend."
"What?"
"There's a forum called Nationstates General, and one of the members says he's going to exorcist his friend."

*Click*

Yea, I'm sure the police will get right on that.

"911 what is your emergency"
"Umm, I read a post on the internet where a guy is going to exorcist his friend."
"What?"
"There's a forum called Nationstates General, and one of the members says he's going to exorcist his friend."

*Click*

Oprah certainly took Anonymous and their 9000+ child-raping penises seriously.

Oprah certainly took Anonymous and their 9000+ child-raping penises seriously.

Hehe, that was funny. Eh Oprah is "special" when it comes to things like that though. Hell what doesn't she believe in?

Remember I did that forum war on the white nationalist site. It was weird stuff like this so I imagine they are returning the favor.

Eh? When was that?

http://blogs.warwick.ac.uk/images/lblackwell/2005/04/15/dont_worry_maam.jpg

You win this thread. :D

May I suggest getting your friend to drink some holy water? No demon could survive that.