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Occasionally, you have to mix things up. You know, get out of your rut and cause a change of scenery.

I've always believed in disturbing the comfortable and I am no exception to that rule. Having said that, I have an announcement to make:

I'm looking for a new avatar and I'm hoping for ideas. Got any?



*looks around* What?

Hmm... standby.

First suggestion:

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/Dbii1gyR9-JxOOCyE6aRys7SYkQEwfNyWyCqkICOnEXid8LDD-cuPqVnreTof9WsVBDld-wyyNmbt6BdRsknFnbDF8tCs4I-/funny_avatar_1687.jpg

Blank. no one would suspect it

Anotha doctah hobo avatah might help ush find shteve. Shteve? GET OFF DA PHONE!

Spring cleaning, LG?

I still wish I could have an animated avatar. I have such good ones:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/hopscotch.gif

But I'll probably end up with something like this:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/distractebunny.png

meditate and look deep inside yourself. Then once you've discovered who you truly are your avatar will reveal itself to you.

Of course you may have already done that so I suggest going to funny t-shirt websites and picking something at random.

Spring cleaning, LG?

Spring crazies. It's warm enough for mischief. :)

Spring crazies. It's warm enough for mischief. :)

Spring... crazies? Never heard of that before... OHHH... wait... so that's why people whack the living shit out of...? Ohhhh...

I still wish I could have an animated avatar. I have such good ones:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/hopscotch.gif

But I'll probably end up with something like this:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/distractebunny.png

I vote we peition OMAC, or Jolt, or whoever's running the show now, to allow animated avatars to anyone with a post count of 30,000 or more. *nods sagely, notes LG's post count. Realizes that if that were to pass, Spam would be off the charts* Let's do it.:D

everyone says they want change, but as soon as someone tries to give it to them, some bastard whispers (the word) "socialism" and they all start acting like the sky is falling.

oh wait, this is more like personal transformation. well symbolic personal transformation.
i've always thought, when i think of L.G.; something like a cross between chuckie cheese and ronald mcdonald, with of course a cream pie ready to throw. i'm not sure where i got this idea. something he said once, or a link that was posted.

that "master of the fist of the backward wind" has, i think the flame doesn't quite work. that's almost too brutal for the kind of slapstick my minds eye perceives but otherwise. well that's up to L.G. of course.

i just see him as more "mostly harmless" then that vivaed flame.

Spring... crazies? Never heard of that before... OHHH... wait... so that's why people whack the living shit out of...? Ohhhh...

Yep. :)

How about something really disturbing: A self-portrait! :eek:

j/k :tongue:

How about something really disturbing: A self-portrait! :eek:

j/k :tongue:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/scaryclown_sm.jpg

Actually, that'd be pretty cool. If it were some kind of five-year-old crayon scribble thing - you know, blobs with sticks on them for hands, lines for arms, freakishly long lines for legs ...

http://lh6.ggpht.com/_sE4TJsDPt5c/RXRwpxSW1zI/AAAAAAAAAk4/5azbBvvKITU/scaryclown_sm.jpg

I'm getting a 404 not found for that image. Intentional? I wouldn't put it past you :tongue:.

The only one that comes to mind is, unfortunately, Animated...

Thought Id share it though, cause Ive always wanted to use it:

http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/Segomo2/th_ACFAC7811.gif

Ha I changed first.

I'm getting a 404 not found for that image. Intentional? I wouldn't put it past you :tongue:.

Is that better?

Is that better?

No :eek2:

Can't sleep, clowns will eat me...

The only one that comes to mind is, unfortunately, Animated...

Thought Id share it though, cause Ive always wanted to use it:

http://s16.photobucket.com/albums/b42/Segomo2/th_ACFAC7811.gif

Thanks you just gave me epilepsy. Fucker.





:tongue:

You already posted it yourself...

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14676218&postcount=111

It may be time for a change.

The usual way to go about this is to start crying loudly. Your mother will come along, smell whether it is indeed time for a change, and, if so, will give you a fresh new diaper! :p

Perhaps merely an inspiring quote ? Like:

"The real clown is the one without the suit"

A screencap of the Durex bunnies shagging each other, in fact...

The usual way to go about this is to start crying loudly. Your mother will come along, smell whether it is indeed time for a change, and, if so, will give you a fresh new diaper! :p

Whadda ya know! It worked! :D

:eek:

:D

Model your avatar after mine, maybe? It's a bit abstract, postmodern, all that jazz, but suitable. :)

You should pick something totally serious, it'd take us all by surprise!

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/scaryclown_sm.jpg

Oh gods, nooooooo!!! The insane clown!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!:eek:

I have one i want Ruffy to work on for me, but i'm not gonna post it here.
You might consider this one:
http://www.fetic.com/view/erotische-bilder/alien2.jpg

http://www.fetic.com/view/erotische-bilder/alien2.jpg

...should I be afraid, or should I ask it out on a date? :p

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff60/brentjungclaus/rugbymen.jpg

The words at the bottom reads: "Rugbymen"

And they're nude... and it's pg13!

...should I be afraid, or should I ask it out on a date? :p

On a date with her, I'm afraid you'd be the take-out. :p

That's the wrong colour for an Alien!

Also, my brain is hurt. That's even more disturbing than Hydesland's deformed MS Paint self-portrait thing. Doesn't actually violate the TOS, though.

A picture of Clown Cthulhu holding a pie and/or taco.

http://c2.api.ning.com/files/Dbii1gyR9-JxOOCyE6aRys7SYkQEwfNyWyCqkICOnEXid8LDD-cuPqVnreTof9WsVBDld-wyyNmbt6BdRsknFnbDF8tCs4I-/funny_avatar_1687.jpg

Reminds me of the "ass-blasters" I saw in some Sci-Fi Channel movie.

Reminds me of the "ass-blasters" I saw in some Sci-Fi Channel movie.

That would be Tremors 3.

That would be Tremors 3.


Take that, ass-blaster!

I would not want to be around those things.

...should I be afraid, or should I ask it out on a date? :pWell, be a little afraid of rejection, naturally, but perhaps more afraid of acceptance.

That's the wrong colour for an Alien! That's what happens when it's aroused in a special way.

Also, my brain is hurt. That's even more disturbing than Hydesland's deformed MS Paint self-portrait thing. Doesn't actually violate the TOS, though.Funny, with all the innuendo supplied by the series, that more people don't make that kinda connection. Especially the face-huggers (the part on Alien Vs. Predator, in the impregnating chamber points that out really well ...
Mmmmm...mph )
or the parts with all the hefty drool ... or even, the extending internal jawset. Nibble nibble.
*doing best to avoid violations of TOS*
http://www.planetavp.com/images/planetavpfeatures/mechman3-2.jpg

I have one i want Ruffy to work on for me, but i'm not gonna post it here.
You might consider this one:
http://www.fetic.com/view/erotische-bilder/alien2.jpg

Get away from him, you BITCH!!

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Clownthulhu or the Pie of Sauron, I'd say.

That's what happens when it's aroused in a special way.
Funny, with all the innuendo supplied by the series, that more people don't make that kinda connection. Especially the face-huggers (the part on Alien Vs. Predator, in the impregnating chamber points that out really well ...
)
or the parts with all the hefty drool ... or even, the extending internal jawset. Nibble nibble.
*doing best to avoid violations of TOS*
http://www.planetavp.com/images/planetavpfeatures/mechman3-2.jpg

What the hell is that?

Get away from him, you BITCH!!

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Clownthulhu or the Pie of Sauron, I'd say.

Yeah, maybe the Pie of Sauron. At least for a while. I giggled my ass off when i first saw it.

But which one? I have two:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/eyeofsauron-pie.jpg

or

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/pieofsauron.jpg

Yeah, maybe the Pie of Sauron. At least for a while. I giggled my ass off when i first saw it.

But which one? I have two:

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/eyeofsauron-pie.jpg

or

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/pieofsauron.jpg

The second...the first is just a photoshop, the second is a work of culinary (sp?) evil.

http://www.timeout.com/img/3264/w513/image.jpg

This is how I imagine LG..

Clownthulu wielding the Pie of Sauron!

I still hold that avatars are an unnatural, possibly an abomination, certainly modern and scary.

Something from Charlie the Unicorn 3 :p ?
You could be the starfish...