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How awesome do you think you are?

Give an example of your awesomeness.

I'm not awesome. :(

I believe you are mistaken. I am much more awesome than you.

I am so awesome, I cannot describe in your mere mortal language, but the language I must speak in order to fully express my awesomeness would drive you all insane at the first three syllables. So, suffice to say, I am awesome.

We are all awesome in our own way.

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of my awesomeness. Were you to experience it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest.

We are all awesome in our own way.

That's just what the dirty pinko-commies want you to think.

Human beings have neither the aural nor the psychological capacity to withstand the awesome power of my awesomeness. Were you to experience it, your mind would cave in and your heart would explode within your chest.

Ah, so NSG is The Voice?

Ah, so NSG is The Voice?

No I'm saying that my awesomeness would kill you. That why you can't fully experience my awesomeness. That's how awesome I am.

Define awesome.;)

Anyway, I got into a program in university that takes about one in fifty applicants. That must count for something.

Oh, and Nationstates is not dying.:mad:

No I'm saying that my awesomeness would kill you. That why you can't fully experience my awesomeness. That's how awesome I am.

I got the reference you were making. Clearly, you didn't get mine :(

I'm so awesome I was the 9th person to vote on the poll, making it a 6-3 split, creating an infinity of numbers repeating until the end of time!!!!

Someone else just voted didn't they?

I am awesome. That's all.

I'm not awesome. :(

LIES! :eek:

I'm so awesome that I randomly post on the message board for a dying internet game sometimes months after I last posted just because I can.

My surname is Welles*, people call me Awesome Welles.

*Not strictly true, in fact not true at all but for the purposes of this thread I wish it were.

How awesome do you think you are?

Awesome enough to know that this thread sucks.

;)

Tsk. Without that slide toward oblivion, NS would have nowhere to go.

Unless, of course, "slide into oblivion" means we'll become more like Oblivion, in which case I don't know what to say.

I'm pretty rad, I am.

No I'm saying that my awesomeness would kill you. That why you can't fully experience my awesomeness. That's how awesome I am.

Zeus!

I'm so awesome Chuck Norris makes jokes on the Internet about me.

My middle name is awesome. *nods*

How awesome do you think you are?

Give an example of your awesomeness.
I got to use some
colorful metaphors
at both vendors AND customers today. And i yelled "Always Look On The Bright Side of Life" out loud at a stoplight, with my window down because my right blinker doesn't work (nor my brake light), and i apparently had an audience. Helps that Spamalot's tour is coming up here shortly.
And Amarenthe stalked me at some point in the past few days.
Other than that, i have a great collection of interesting books, whereas i myself am not very interesting. My little dudes are, though, so perhaps it's a proxy thing.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Proxy_(statistics)

I define awesome.

65.Risottia is awesome: verily I,
66.Being Myself thy LORD
67.Testify this.


See?

Also I'm awesome because I can eat more spaghetti (or risotto) than you can ever imagine. And, being Italian, I do that often.

Quite mediocre, really.

but if your awesome wouldn't you claim to be not awesome? which would make you not-awesome . . .which would make you awesome . . .which would-
*runs*

I'm an Awesome father. I know this my kids were telling me so just the other day.

I'm an Awesome father. I know this my kids were telling me so just the other day.

What were they after?

What were they after?

Nowt! We where just talking, mainly because my oldest has some course work to hand in about stem cells, and was asking for my opinion from my own religious perspective.

I told him that I do not belive that the moral argument based on religon holds much water, and as a commited athiest he told me how awesome a dad I was.

Anyone who's insecure to the point that they need to post in this thread to prove how awesome they are is clearly far less awesome than me.

Nowt!
He's probably just buttering you up this week, expect something to "suddenly come up" on Friday that requires him to take the car and not come back until Monday night.

He's probably just buttering you up this week, expect something to "suddenly come up" on Friday that requires him to take the car and not come back until Monday night.

Well that could be true.... No wait! I don't own a car.

Im not awesome

Im awesall

badum pish!

Made me laugh anyway, and thats all that matters.