NationStates Jolt Archive


im going to hell

Sevengates
06-04-2009, 04:52
whats your Helen Keller joke?

why was helen kellers leg yellow? cuz her dog was blind too
greed and death
06-04-2009, 04:56
Being mean to homeless people.
Balawaristan
06-04-2009, 04:58
Q: What do you call Helen Keller?
A: ****.
Wanderjar
06-04-2009, 04:59
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? BECAUSE SHES A WOMAN!
Conserative Morality
06-04-2009, 05:02
Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? BECAUSE SHES A WOMAN!

I am ashamed to say I laughed.
Saige Dragon
06-04-2009, 05:04
In before lock? Is that the correct answer?
Esselldee
06-04-2009, 05:20
How did Helen Keller burn her ear?


Answering the iron.
Trostia
06-04-2009, 05:28
How many Helen Kellers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None, you have to screw her in the coffin.

Why did Helen Keller milk the cow?
She was married to the farmer.
Blouman Empire
06-04-2009, 05:28
What is it with Helen Keller?

Yes I know what she did but why do people use her as if she was a complete opposite of what she actually did?

Just like in that song that recently came out.
Trostia
06-04-2009, 05:31
Why would anyone fuck Helen Keller senseless?
You only have to work 3/5ths as hard to get there.
Barringtonia
06-04-2009, 05:33
What is it with Helen Keller?

I have to say it confuses me as well, she died in '68, I doubt there's that many people on these boards who were even alive then, why do the jokes continue?
Trostia
06-04-2009, 05:35
I have to say it confuses me as well, she died in '68, I doubt there's that many people on these boards who were even alive then, why do the jokes continue?

Because she's the most famous example of a deaf, blind woman in recent-ish history? Given her prolific writings and accomplishments this isn't exactly hard to believe.
The Parkus Empire
06-04-2009, 05:36
I have to say it confuses me as well, she died in '68, I doubt there's that many people on these boards who were even alive then, why do the jokes continue?

I make plenty of jokes about subjects from the late Sixties, though I am only 19. I wore a Nixon mask to fencing class, once.
Wilgrove
06-04-2009, 05:36
Did Helen Keller just get famous all the sudden?
Port Arcana
06-04-2009, 05:37
Why would anyone fuck Helen Keller senseless?
You only have to work 3/5ths as hard to get there.

Oh... this was terrible but I laughed. :(
Trostia
06-04-2009, 05:37
I make plenty of jokes about subjects from the late Sixties, though I am only 19. I wore a Nixon mask to fencing class, once.

One would think that was just a way you could win by using Nixon's elongated nose to jab your opponent's eye out.
Neo Art
06-04-2009, 05:38
wtf is this shit?
The Parkus Empire
06-04-2009, 05:40
One would think that was just a way you could win by using Nixon's elongated nose to jab your opponent's eye out.

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/06/Nixon_070806110022648_wideweb__300x375.jpg

A dueling tradition.

http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/cyrano.jpg
The Parkus Empire
06-04-2009, 05:41
wtf is this shit?

http://smilies.vidahost.com/contrib/ruinkai/biglaugh.gif
Ledgersia
06-04-2009, 05:48
why would anyone fuck helen keller senseless?
You only have to work 3/5ths as hard to get there.

roflmao!
Blouman Empire
06-04-2009, 05:49
I have to say it confuses me as well, she died in '68, I doubt there's that many people on these boards who were even alive then, why do the jokes continue?

Good question but I want to know why her.
Blouman Empire
06-04-2009, 05:51
Did Helen Keller just get famous all the sudden?

I would presume so I have been hearing her pop up in places, songs, conversations, NSG.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-04-2009, 05:52
http://blog.sellsiusrealestate.com/wp-content/cyrano.jpg

http://www.hollywoodcultmovies.com/assets/images/SteveMartin1.jpg

Whew! I'd hate to see the grindstone!
Trostia
06-04-2009, 05:55
Good question but I want to know why her.

Helen Keller was known for many things, but more than anything else her world-famous classic erotic film The Miracle Worker comes to mind.
Blouman Empire
06-04-2009, 06:01
Helen Keller was known for many things, but more than anything else her world-famous classic erotic film The Miracle Worker comes to mind.

Well I didn't know she did that.
Trostia
06-04-2009, 06:02
I try to make NSG an educational experience.
The Parkus Empire
06-04-2009, 06:03
Helen Keller was known for many things, but more than anything else her world-famous classic erotic film The Miracle Worker comes to mind.

You have made me laugh. :D
Wilgrove
06-04-2009, 06:04
Aren't we all going to Hell for one reason or another anyways?

But to make sure I get there.

How do you Punish Helen Keller? 1- Rearrange the Furniture 2- Give her a basketball and tell her to read it. 3- tell her to find the corners in a round room
Balawaristan
06-04-2009, 09:56
Helen Keller was known for many things, but more than anything else her world-famous classic erotic film The Miracle Worker comes to mind.

Is that the one where the girl can't orgasm because her clitty is in her throat?
Ring of Isengard
06-04-2009, 10:01
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Helen_Keller!_The_Musical

I lol'd.
IL Ruffino
06-04-2009, 13:12
wtf is this shit?

omg idk