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I know there's a whole swathe of depraved characters on NSG, but I'm curious as to the specifics of their depravity. Feet? Used underwear? Placenta? What's your weirdest sexual fetish?

I'll reveal my own after evaluating just how bizarre they are in comparision to yours.

I like women. I know, I know, I'm a weirdo.:(

:tongue:

I don't think earth is ready for an honest answer. I will, however, say that I have some truly bizarre hentai, including a cactuar (http://www.ffmerchandise.com/CactuarPillow.jpg) (yes, mods, that pic's g-rated) with mammaries (no, I will not post the pic I am referring to!).

*Shudders*

I can tell this thread is gonna be like a car crash. Ya want to look away, but you just can't.

Boobs and nice asses.


Im a disgusting freak, I know.

I don't have any.

MY weirdest sexual fetish?

To have sex with another Person.

I getting bored with 'self service'. :p

Beyond being a lifestyle submissive and masochist, I'm pretty normal.

On a side note,
(1) I was not referring to my most bizarre pic :eek:
(2) No, I will not give examples :(
(3) Most likely the mods will shut down this thread :p

(1) I was not referring to my most bizarre pic :eek: Suuuuuureee... ;)
(2) No, I will not give examples :( ohh... a tease...
(3) Most likely the mods will shut down this thread :pnot if we can keep it PG-13. ;)

On a side note,
(1) I was not referring to my most bizarre pic :eek:
(2) No, I will not give examples :(
(3) Most likely the mods will shut down this thread :p

* Dies a little inside* :(

Please see the "Milestone in robotics" thread :eek2:

I was going to make a thread in Moderation asking if this thread topic was kosher, but in the end I decided not to. I think if we keep it within reasonable SFW bounds we'll be fine. You're all so vanilla so far!

If I gave examples, not only would the mods delete my account, but they'd also delete everyone who posted in this thread as punishment for letting them be unleashed on NSG :p

If I gave examples, not only would the mods delete my account, but they'd also delete everyone who posted in this thread as punishment for letting them be unleashed on NSG :p

And I might gouge my own eyes out if I could find the spoons.:p

If I gave examples, not only would the mods delete my account, but they'd also delete everyone who posted in this thread as punishment for letting them be unleashed on NSG :p

Please.:$

You could replace certain words with the word puppy or something.

Doing my taxes really gets me off.










:p

I love playing with power exchanges, I love, love, love anal sex, I like it when someone plays with my feet, I like something I can't figure out how to say in a SFW manner, I like giving oral.

That's all I can think of off the top of my head.

Please.:$

You could replace certain words with the word puppy or something.

Hmm... I like it when someone puppys on my iPod. I don't think that's an adequate solution.

Fine, fine -- among other things, I have an [AUTHOR]ian [NOUN] with two [NOUN]s on her [NOUN].

Happy?

Hmm... I like it when someone puppys on my iPod. I don't think that's an adequate solution.

that... actually sounds worse... :tongue:


I think... :$

Please.:$

You could replace certain words with the word puppy or something.

Well, I like when a puppy puppis puppied puupers on the other ones pupper.

Fine, fine -- among other things, I have an [AUTHOR]ian [NOUN] with two [NOUN]s on her [NOUN].

Happy?

Very much so.

Fine, fine -- among other things, I have an [AUTHOR]ian [NOUN] with two [NOUN]s on her [NOUN].

Happy?

Yes.

Personally, I'm a rabid top without devolving into pathetically corny leather/toys crap. I enjoy asphyxiation, specifically strangulation, erotic pain stimulation via open flames (candles) and cigarettes, slicing of skin to draw blood, which mixed with sex sweat and smeared across a naked body is highly arousing, the consequential licking of this product. I am attracted to people with pleasant hands, particularly long, slender fingers.

My overriding fetish is blood-play. I enjoy cutting people, and enjoy it even more when they enjoy it.

I have several scars all over my body due to these practises. I wear them with pride!

Beyond being a lifestyle submissive and masochist, I'm pretty normal.

sorta the same here. My interests aren't really all that unusual in the hierarchy of unusual shit. Yes I'm a dominant sadist, but it's not like i dress myself up as little bo peep and her as a sheep and beat her with a shepherds crook while saying "my, what a lovely tea party".

....hmmmmm

Hmm... I like it when someone puppys on my iPod. I don't think that's an adequate solution.

On a related note, I once found Ipod porn. I'm not making this up. I found a link to it from the Rule 34 (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/RuleThirtyFour?from=Main.Rule34) page of TVtropes.

*takes notes for the purpose of starting a NSG extortion ring*

Yes.

Personally, I'm a rabid top without devolving into pathetically corny leather/toys crap. I enjoy asphyxiation, specifically strangulation, erotic pain stimulation via open flames (candles) and cigarettes, slicing of skin to draw blood, which mixed with sex sweat and smeared across a naked body is highly arousing, the consequential licking of this product. I am attracted to people with pleasant hands, particularly long, slender fingers.

My overriding fetish is blood-play. I enjoy cutting people, and enjoy it even more when they enjoy it.

I have several scars all over my body due to these practises. I wear them with pride!

:eek::eek2::eek:

Well, I like when a puppy puppis puppied puupers on the other ones pupper.

... that's soo puppied dude... :$

I don't think my fetishes are at all bizarre.

I don't think my fetishes are at all bizarre.

Example to be judged?

Consensual sex in the missionary position.

Consensual sex in the missionary position.

Boooooring.

Example to be judged?

If you don't know by now, then wait.

Consensual sex in the missionary position.

That is bizzare.

You need to spend more time delving into the bowels of the internet, a few weeks of that and you won't even be able to get an erection without black lesbian midget sodomising you with a rubber chicken.

Boooooring.

not if it's (say) Dragon-on-catgirl.

If you don't know by now, then wait.

:eek: I look forward to it.

not if it's (say) Dragon-on-catgirl.

Or an elephant on a black lesbian midget holding a rubber chicken.

:eek: I look forward to it.
No. I meant, wait, and read. I'm pretty open about it. But I am not going to flirt with you.

I don't think my fetishes are at all bizarre.

Hi there. My name is Bacon. Let's get it on.

Or an elephant on a black lesbian midget holding a rubber chicken.

Don't be silly. Especially since I have multiple Dragon-on-catgirl hentai pics.

And no, I'm not going to commit account suicide by posting them. For shame!

no. I meant, wait, and read. I'm pretty open about it. But i am not going to flirt with you.
:(
don't be silly. Especially since i have multiple dragon-on-catgirl hentai pics.

And no, i'm not going to commit account suicide by posting them. For shame!
:(

Ja.

Depends on your definition of having a fetish is. I've always taken it to mean that one cannot get off without the aid of a particular item or body part that is typically not considered sexual. The person has to have it. But if we are just talking about unorthodox sexual behavior one sometimes enjoys, that's a whole other kettle of fish. A writhing, throbbing, erotic kettle of fish. Mmmmm.

As far as unusual preferences go, I prefer older men. My partner is 30 years older than I am. We also occasionally dabble in dom/sub, water sports, and outdoor sex. I also have a thing for hairy men. He has a thing for ... um... a certain other bodily fluid being relased on his chest and face.

I'm surprised no one has admitted to felching. It's not something I enjoy, but I have encountered it a time or two so I know it's out there.

Don't be silly. Especially since I have multiple Dragon-on-catgirl hentai pics.

And no, I'm not going to commit account suicide by posting them. For shame!

oh, and we all know about Dragon Fetishes... right? (http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growfcomic.php?date=20080615)
http://www.airshipentertainment.com/growf/growfcomic/strips/growf_20080615.jpg

Schoolgirls (legal, of course). 'Nuff said.

sorta the same here. My interests aren't really all that unusual in the hierarchy of unusual shit. Yes I'm a dominant sadist, but it's not like i dress myself up as little bo peep and her as a sheep and beat her with a shepherds crook while saying "my, what a lovely tea party".

....hmmmmm

Pity. I'm sure you'd make a very pretty Bo Peep. ;)

As I've said before, I'm a sucker for chicks with facial piercings and/or tattoos. Or chicks with glasses or dredlocks.

Big boobs.

Wait, that's not a fetish.

:tongue:

;)

Beyond being a lifestyle submissive and masochist, I'm pretty normal.

Please, that's your most normal trait.

I do like to hold my girlfriend down and tickle her until she cries. Sometimes I bite her ass.

It's the little acts of random violence that make my day.

Still can't get her to empty the garbage tho'.

Please, that's your most normal trait.

Haha, fine. Besides being a lifestyle submissive and masochist, I'm sexually pretty normal. :p

MY weirdest sexual fetish?

To have sex with another Person.

I getting bored with 'self service'. :p

How absurd!

On topic though, mine's not that bizarre or shocking, but I do enjoy the rape roleplay once in a while.

How absurd!

On topic though, mine's not that bizarre or shocking, but I do enjoy the rape roleplay once in a while.

from what side?

I read all these rather enthusiastic confessions and I just smile. I shouldn't be surprised, given the perverse nature of the average forum veteran, but it's quite fascinating to read how many of the people present here think disturbingly alike when it comes to certain erotic themes. And in case you're wondering, the term "disturbingly" is one that I can and, in this specific instance, did use in a positive way.

from what side?
Bottom. The bottom has nice views.

Bottom. The bottom has nice views.

I must strenuously disagree. The view is always better from the top.

I must strenuously disagree. The view is always better from the top.

True, that.

I like women. I know, I know, I'm a weirdo.:(

:tongue:
You sicko!

I must strenuously disagree. The view is always better from the top.

Obviously we like looking at different things. Though I may like the bottom better cuz I'm just lazy. :p

Haha, fine. Besides being a lifestyle submissive and masochist, I'm sexually pretty normal. :p

Agreed, I think you are too:) When Mur'v said D/s is a fetish in the other thread, it made me wonder, so do I have a bunch of other fetishes too? Cuz I like group sex, swinging, public sex, etc etc etc...

Are there 'vanilla' kinksters and kinky kinksters? lol

Agreed, I think you are too:) When Mur'v said D/s is a fetish in the other thread, it made me wonder, so do I have a bunch of other fetishes too? Cuz I like group sex, swinging, public sex, etc etc etc...

Are there 'vanilla' kinksters and kinky kinksters? lol

Hee. And, heck, from the perspective of, like, a furry foot-fetishist poly submissive exhibitionist, you're pretty normal, so maybe you're a vanilla kinky kinkster? :p

Hee. And, heck, from the perspective of, like, a furry foot-fetishist poly submissive exhibitionist, you're pretty normal, so maybe you're a vanilla kinky kinkster? :p

Entirely possible!

You sicko!

I have dishonored my family and myself!:tongue:

Jail-bait and collars. *Nods*

The idea of having sex with someone makes me more than a bit queasy. My fetish would be for a girl who was interested in a normal sort of male/female thing, only minus the sex, at least in the short- to medium-term. I've never looked into it, though, since I'm guessing I'd be searching for a needle in a haystack, at best. Ain't no thing, though. Lots of other good things in the world.

*Blinks* Correct me if I read that wrong, but your sexual fetish is not having sex?

I don't have any. Mine are all decidedly non-bizarre.

Lol. From what I've read in this thread, mine are actually rather minor, when I've been having guilt trips about them my whole life. *Shakes head*

*Blinks* Correct me if I read that wrong, but your sexual fetish is not having sex?

Women with very low sex drives, more accurately. A sex-optional arrangement would be cool, if that exists in the real world. I'm very old to begin dating now, though. I'd probably be too awkward to swing it, even if I found an interested party.

Women with very low sex drives, more accurately. A sex-optional arrangement would be cool, if that exists in the real world. I'm very old to begin dating now, though. I'd probably be too awkward to swing it, even if I found an interested party.

There are tons of people out there like that. Well, not tons, but they exist.

A romantic asexual woman would be what you are looking for.

Info:
http://www.asexuality.org/home/

I know there's a whole swathe of depraved characters on NSG, but I'm curious as to the specifics of their depravity. Feet? Used underwear? Placenta? What's your weirdest sexual fetish?

Placenta? I never imagined anyone would have a fetish for that. I learn something new every day.

Me, I have a thing for trust. When I feel 100% secure in someones arms, that really lights my fire. Which is inconvenient, because by the time I know someone that well, they'll usually consider me a friend or "like a little sister" or something.

Apart from that, I like women that are physically strong (no bodybuilders though - yuck) and petite women with dark eyes... Those two fetishes just can't be combined, I guess.

The pie fight fetish is the best fetish ever.

Jail-bait and collars. *Nods*

is that collars as in Polo Shirt collars...

or the ones with the spikey bits... :p

Sexual fetishes... *runs away*

is that collars as in Polo Shirt collars...

or the ones with the spikey bits... :p

The latter. :rolleyes:

The latter. :rolleyes:

Just checking... after all, one can't make assumptions when the word "Bizarre" is tacked on. :D

Consensual sex in the missionary position.

dude, keep it pg-13!

Deliberately losing competitive games, overwhelmingly. (It would be unfairly manipulative to do it over the Internet, though....)

Bottom. The bottom has nice views.

If 'carpet at pointblank range' is a your idea of a nice view...

If 'carpet at pointblank range' is a your idea of a nice view...

Depends on what carpet you are referring to.;)

Fine, fine -- among other things, I have an [AUTHOR]ian [NOUN] with two [NOUN]s on her [NOUN].

Happy?

it's like an add-lib. it's a sexual add-lib