What are God's other hobbies?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-04-2009, 17:43
God created the Universe and populated it with animals and people. For the purpose of this thread, suspend your disbelief.
What else did he create? What do you think God does with the rest of His time when He isn't taking care of us? I suspect he bowls a lot. *nod*
Galloism
03-04-2009, 17:44
Pool. With Stars.
No Names Left Damn It
03-04-2009, 17:45
I think he reads NSG, continuously facepalming, and holding himself back from smiting everyone.
The Emperor Fenix
03-04-2009, 17:45
He spends his time waiting behind large rocks to pop out suddenly and startle deer.
CthulhuFhtagn
03-04-2009, 17:45
Writhing endlessly and mindlessly to the atonal pipings of the mad, shapeless flautists.
Desperate Measures
03-04-2009, 17:46
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dnd_drfe_20071026_9.jpg
The Emperor Fenix
03-04-2009, 17:47
http://www.wizards.com/dnd/images/dnd_drfe_20071026_9.jpg
Are you crazed AND mad, we all know God plays warhammer 40K
Blouman Empire
03-04-2009, 17:50
He is retired so he created himself another Florida for himself and the old angels and is now living there doing whatever it is retire people do.
After all he was pretty busy building the universe and creating man, he saw this experiment wasn't working so he brought about a flood and rained fire on a few towns as well. He even sent his son to come help us, seeing that we weren't doing anything he said fuck it I'm retiring I've had enough of this shit.
Either that or he has started a new experiment in another part of the universe to see if he can get it right this time.
Ferrous Oxide
03-04-2009, 17:50
*imagines god using a yo-yo, with a look of sheer delight on his face; a look that could be described as a happy version of the "Home Alone" face*
Lunatic Goofballs
03-04-2009, 17:50
I added a poll
Rambhutan
03-04-2009, 17:51
Posting on 4Chan, crochet and maybe a little whittling
Lunatic Goofballs
03-04-2009, 17:53
Posting on 4Chan, crochet and maybe a little whittling
Ooh. Whittling.
Rambhutan
03-04-2009, 17:56
Ooh. Whittling.
People just don't whittle enough nowadays. A sad state of affairs indeed.
Gift-of-god
03-04-2009, 18:00
Sex.
Obviously.
Cannot think of a name
03-04-2009, 18:11
Bachi Ball. Lots of it.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
03-04-2009, 18:12
Actively posting on NSG. *nod*
Bears Armed
03-04-2009, 18:14
Isn't he still designing & installing more species of Beetles?
Lunatic Goofballs
03-04-2009, 18:16
Isn't he still designing & installing more species of Beetles?
He's still beta testing until He works out all the bugs. *nod*
Pirated Corsairs
03-04-2009, 18:19
Skeeball. God absolutely loves Skeeball.
The dude is definitely a garage bander, he's rockin' out every night. Sure, right now it's only after he's got off work, but that's just until he hits it big, then it's "sayonara deity," hello actual power.
Eofaerwic
03-04-2009, 18:26
I debating about ticking the 'killing kittens' because really, since he does that any time someone masturbates surely that's more a job than a hobby. Then since he makes up the rules he must enjoy it and just uses the masturbation as an excuse.
He's in hiding.
think about it. one day, a couple thousand years ago, he vacations on earth...
and we're still talking about the lady he knocked up. :p
No Names Left Damn It
03-04-2009, 19:16
Sex.
Obviously.
With who?
Rambhutan
03-04-2009, 19:17
He's still beta testing until He works out all the bugs. *nod*
Hehe :D
Wearing mortal disguises and raping women.
Holy Cheese and Shoes
03-04-2009, 21:27
Wearing mortal disguises and raping women.
Except a shower of gold is a lame disguise. I mean really? It's not even TRYING to blend in.
No bloody shame, that God.
tsk.
Philosophy and Hope
03-04-2009, 21:34
he plays risk, he's awful at the game thats why a few of his holy wars didn't go over so well.
Gelgisith
03-04-2009, 21:47
Playing naked rugby with the guys (Buddha, Zeus, Odin, Vishnu, etc.), while intoxicated from drugs.
God's other hobbies:
Targeting anthills with magnifying glasses on sunny days.
Jamming sticks in wheelchair spokes.
Peeping in boy's locker rooms.
Targeting anthills with magnifying glasses on sunny days.
I think we just found the cause of Global Warming. :eek:
I expect the almighty is an accomplished pastry chef.
Anti-Social Darwinism
03-04-2009, 22:36
He's obviously a collector. His soul collection is one of the largest in the Universe. He's been doing it for a lot fewer years than the other gods, but he's much more dedicated to it and, with the population boom in humans the last few decades, he's had a greater selection.
I understand that he's separated his collection into different categories, each with it's own venue. All are labeled and catalogued according to belief system, gender and age at the time of collection. It's quite comprehensive.
Other gods are envious and have been trying to raid this collection for years.
Conserative Morality
03-04-2009, 22:56
I believe that God likes to laugh at all the incredible strange things we do around here. He also frequents NSG. *looks at LG*
Holy Cheese and Shoes
03-04-2009, 23:32
playing hide and seek.
Sdaeriji
03-04-2009, 23:33
I bet he plays The Sims.
Conserative Morality
03-04-2009, 23:35
I bet he plays The Sims.
I have a sudden urge to move my wooden, flammable chair close to the fireplace and light up the fireplace...
5th Dimension
03-04-2009, 23:51
What else did he create? What do you think God does with the rest of His time when He isn't taking care of us? I suspect he bowls a lot. *nod*
5 pin or 10 pin? :confused:
Holy Cheese and Shoes
04-04-2009, 00:34
5 pin or 10 pin? :confused:
http://upload.wikimedia.org/math/9/b/c/9bc9d952e0d3fb65351053e08b3dfe0a.png-pin
Anti-Social Darwinism
04-04-2009, 02:39
I think he has a Wii. He probably also plays WoW - with us.
The One Eyed Weasel
04-04-2009, 05:10
Definitely goes on multiple night benders doing massive amounts of drugs (including heroin) and then kills kittens.
God is the population control of cats.
*EDIT* While molesting virgins the entire time.
Desperate Measures
04-04-2009, 05:33
I think he has a Wii. He probably also plays WoW - with us.
He plays WoW on his Wii because He is God.
The Parkus Empire
04-04-2009, 07:27
God's other hobbies:
Targeting anthills with magnifying glasses on sunny days.
Jamming sticks in wheelchair spokes.
Peeping in boy's locker rooms.
He sounds like a healthy, rambunctious youth to me.
greed and death
04-04-2009, 07:55
Skee ball and he playes every Friday and donates his prizes to orphans.
Kandarin
04-04-2009, 09:17
Lengthy correspondence, apparently.
The Free Priesthood
04-04-2009, 11:10
God likes to chat with crazy people.
EDIT: such as myself
FreeSatania
04-04-2009, 11:22
Smiting Blasphemers is his all time fav.
http://sinfest.net/comikaze/comics/2000-02-11.gif
Puppets!
Drugs, you'd have to be totally fucked up to create humanity.
Jello Biafra
04-04-2009, 14:26
Eating chocolate.
God plays the Devil's Advocate in atheists.
God plays the Devil's Advocate in atheists.
I saw that movie a few nights ago. Some chicks got naked, fun times.
I saw that movie a few nights ago. Some chicks got naked, fun times.
Movie? *googles*
The One Eyed Weasel
04-04-2009, 21:50
I saw that movie a few nights ago. Some chicks got naked, fun times.
Yeah good movie. Pacino plays a good devil.
"HE'S AN ABSENTEE LANDLORD!!!!"
Cabra West
04-04-2009, 21:59
God created the Universe and populated it with animals and people. For the purpose of this thread, suspend your disbelief.
What else did he create? What do you think God does with the rest of His time when He isn't taking care of us? I suspect he bowls a lot. *nod*
*looks at his fanclub*
Drugs. Lots of them.