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Michigan Man Sentenced to 90 Days in Prison for Sex Act With Car Wash Vacuum

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,501444,00.html


SAGINAW, Mich. — A Saginaw County man has pleaded no contest to indecent exposure after police say he was arrested for performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum.

The Saginaw News reports 29-year-old Jason Leroy Savage of Swan Creek Township entered the plea Wednesday in Saginaw County Circuit Court.

A no-contest plea is not an admission of guilt but will be treated as one at sentencing on March 25.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Defense attorney Philip Alexander Sturtz had no immediate comment Thursday.

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510746,00.html
SAGINAW, Mich. — A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.

Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.

The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced Wednesday at Saginaw County Circuit Court.

Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.

Police say Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on Oct. 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles northwest of Detroit.

Savage's attorney, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.

Oh, the humanity...

Yes, porn exists of it.

I'm sorry, but that's the stupidest thing I've heard. That makes no sense. Was anyone actually harmed in some way? The most he should have got was a small fine for misusing property that was not his.

I'm sorry, but that's the stupidest thing I've heard. That makes no sense. Was anyone actually harmed in some way? The most he should have got was a small fine for misusing property that was not his.
he got 90 days for indecent exposure.

and it was indecent.

I'm sorry, but that's the stupidest thing I've heard. That makes no sense. Was anyone actually harmed in some way? The most he should have got was a small fine for misusing property that was not his.

But... the Car Wash Vaccuum was unable to give consent...

It was raped.

I'm sorry, but that's the stupidest thing I've heard. That makes no sense. Was anyone actually harmed in some way? The most he should have got was a small fine for misusing property that was not his.

I imagine the people who saw him violating an innocent vacuum disagree.

The guy just wanted to spread some love in the world....is that so wrong??

I pity the poor sap that has to maintain the vacuum system...

I pity the poor sap that has to maintain the vacuum system...


I pity the poor sap who has to use the vaccume next.

I pity the poor sap who has to use the vaccume next.
as long as he uses it in the expected manner i doubt he'd have a problem.

God, that sucks.

God, that sucks.You just won the game.

wow i wonder if he bought the vacuum a drink....

But... the Car Wash Vaccuum was unable to give consent...

It was raped.

Bullshit. The man paid for the service.

Is prostitution illegal in Michigan?

Bullshit. The man paid for the service.

Is prostitution illegal in Michigan?

Touche`.

EDIT: Yes, it is.

Make you wonder if this guy just looks around at things and thinks "I wonder if my dick will fit in that".

Oh dear god, i weep for humanity.

he got 90 days for indecent exposure.

and it was indecent.

If you please, define "decent".

If you please, define "decent".
keeping your private parts private is decent.

If you please, define "decent".

What a man and his vacuum do behind closed doors is only their business, but once you bring it into the public eye... you've crossed the line.