NationStates Jolt Archive

Dear people at NSG,

I want you to know that I found God.

I am officially born again. I now see the error of my ways, for favoring such abominations as abortion, the unnatural concept of "gay marriage", euthanasia and other things. Intelligent design should be taught in schools, and I'll promote it here in Brazil from now on.

To the liberals in NSG, I hope you, like me, eventually find the errors of your ways.

April Fool's day finished 8 hours ago.

April Fool's day finished 8 hours ago.

Not here. -_-

What a swell day to become a born again Christian.

I guessing this is either the Bizarro H2, or April fool's.

April Fool's day finished 8 hours ago.

It's still 1,5 hours left here.

I guessing this is either the Bizarro H2, or April fool's.

You got me...

I'm the Bizarro H2.

I actually wondered who you were flamebaiting...

Then I realized it was April 1.

It's still 1,5 hours left here.

Well? Is it one or five?

You got me...

I'm the Bizarro H2.

Then, why don't you use Hulk Speak (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Hulkspeak)?

Well? Is it one or five?

One and a half. 1,5 is a decimal fraction.

Dear people at NSG,

I want you to know that I found God.

I am officially born again. I now see the error of my ways, for favoring such abominations as abortion, the unnatural concept of "gay marriage", euthanasia and other things. Intelligent design should be taught in schools, and I'll promote it here in Brazil from now on.

To the liberals in NSG, I hope you, like me, eventually find the errors of your ways.

hey lets go blow up an abortion clinic together.

hey lets go blow up an abortion clinic together.

And then we'll have sex with each other... In a totally manly straight way! :D

One and a half. 1,5 is a decimal fraction.

Not in the English speaking world it's not.

Dear people at NSG,

I want you to know that I found God.

I am officially born again. I now see the error of my ways, for favoring such abominations as abortion, the unnatural concept of "gay marriage", euthanasia and other things. Intelligent design should be taught in schools, and I'll promote it here in Brazil from now on.

To the liberals in NSG, I hope you, like me, eventually find the errors of your ways.

Let me guess, you've been possessed by Sergeant Ghost of Hamurrab with a Goatee.

Not in the English speaking world it's not.

And trust me, that is FUCKING annoying when I'm working. :p

I also, am change. I have seen the light of Communism, and will henceforth work to implement it in the USA. Such small government sentiments as I had before were foolish and naive, as well as my belief that God was unkown. Our Great Lord Xenu is the only 'God' needed. Join me in helping people from car crashes, and donating loads of money to our great church!

Not in the English speaking world it's not.

Excuse me, for horribly breaking grammar. From the wiki: ''In many other countries, a comma is used.'' So you can use both a comma and a period.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal#Decimal_fractions

Excuseme, for horribly breaking grammar. From the wiki: ''In many other countries, a comma is used.'' So you can use both a comma and a period.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Decimal#Decimal_fractions

From the same source, it says English speaking countries use the full stop. This is an English speaking forum, and the website is based in England. Using a full stop for a decimal point makes more sense, considering your company.

From the same source, it says English speaking countries use the full stop. This is an English speaking forum, and the website is based in England. Using a full stop for a decimal point makes more sense, considering your company.

Well, It was just instinct that made me put a comma there. I didn't think about it, I just put it there because I've done so for years.

Well, It was just instinct that made me put a comma there. I didn't think about it, I just put it there because I've done so for years.

We'll you're doing it wrong.

You got me...

I'm the Bizarro H2.
So, how is the weather in Lizarb right now?

We'll you're doing it wrong.

We? Oh God, you're part of the Illuminati! All part of your little English conspiracy to make everyone speak the Queen's English, and spell it that way too! Admit it!:p

We'll you're doing it wrong.

Umm, when did the Brits become the ultimate authority on what should denote a decimal fraction or Finnish?

We? Oh God, you're part of the Illuminati! All part of your little English conspiracy to make everyone speak the Queen's English, and spell it that way too! Admit it!:p

I don't speak the Queen's English. Not even close.

Umm, when did the Brits become the ultimate authority on what should denote a decimal fraction or Finnish?

Since you started using commas instead of full stops.

So, how is the weather in Lizarb right now?

It's excellent. It's raining like there's no tomorrow.

We'll you're doing it wrong.
Man, give him a break. It's incorrect but, from knowing German, I also know that other non-english languages use " , " instead of " . " . . . I'm sure you also knew what he meant, even if it was incorrect.;)

Also, you should give him a break because he's Finnish and Finns are cool and Finland is beautiful. Especially Suomenlinna, :p /tourist

I don't speak the Queen's English. Not even close.
All Brits speak Queen's English, fool. Now quick, go polish your monocle and dust off your top hat, guv'nuh.

Since you started using commas instead of full stops.

Aha. I guess, using a comma instead of a full stop, breaks the natural order of things.

Man, give him a break. It's incorrect but, from knowing German, I also know that other non-english languages use " , " instead of " . " . . . I'm sure you also knew what he meant, even if it was incorrect.;)

I did, but I can't stand people Getting It Wrong.

Finns are cool and Finland is beautiful.

This is a perfect example of Getting It Wrong.

All Brits speak Queen's English, fool.

Even the Scots and the Welsh? I'm not even sure if you said Brits though, because of that ungodly Texas drawl all you colonials seem to speak with.

Also, you should give him a break because he's Finnish and Finns are cool and Finland is beautiful. Especially Suomenlinna, :p /tourist

Ah yes, the Gibraltar of the North. Nice place, although it has become a tourist trap.

I did, but I can't stand people Getting It Wrong.


We'll you're doing it wrong.

This is a perfect example of Getting It Wrong.
...

All Brits speak Queen's English, fool. Now quick, go polish your monocle and dust off your top hat, guv'nuh.

I think only the Queen speaks the Queen's English. There are plenty of people who use Received Pronunciation (think Stephen Fry), but I don't think they sound like the Queen.

Anyone who knows more about accents: is that right?

Ah yes, the Gibraltar of the North.

Smells like shit, and is full of old, tax dodging Londoners?

Smells like shit, and is full of old, tax dodging Londoners?

No, because it's like what Gibraltar used to be. Seriously, could you dodge taxes in an island fort just off the southern coast.

Dear people at NSG,

I want you to know that I found God.

I am officially born again. I now see the error of my ways, for favoring such abominations as abortion, the unnatural concept of "gay marriage", euthanasia and other things. Intelligent design should be taught in schools, and I'll promote it here in Brazil from now on.

To the liberals in NSG, I hope you, like me, eventually find the errors of your ways.

So what are you saying you became normal? J/K

No, because it's like what Gibraltar used to be.

Full of Neanderthals?

hey lets go blow up an abortion clinic together.

The Bible says it's ok if you read the Good Book just right, even though scholars are still discussing if it's more Godly to use semtex or dynamite.

Ah yes, the Gibraltar of the North. Nice place, although it has become a tourist trap.
Indeed, was quite touristy. Didn't take away from the beauty, though. I just loved the area and islands of the bay/habor (not sure what you call the area) of Helsinki.
Even the Scots and the Welsh?
Depends on the mood I'm in.
I'm not even sure if you said Brits though, because of that ungodly Texas drawl all you colonials seem to speak with.
What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the blasts my dualing revolvers were making as I was indiscriminately shooting them into the air while hopping from foot to foot.
I did, but I can't stand people Getting It Wrong.
I'd avise you to relax more. Although with your shitty weather, who could? :D


This is a perfect example of Getting It Wrong.
Please. Finland was the only country where Jewish Finnish soldiers and Nazi German soldiers fought on the same side. It's also the land of a thousand lakes, home of Santa, has a language rooted basically in Asia, has a shit load of guns, basically invented the sauna, and fought off Communism on skis. You don't get much cooler.

No, because it's like what Gibraltar used to be. Seriously, could you dodge taxes in an island fort just off the southern coast of your capital.
Edited to make it even worse. :p

Depends on the mood I'm in.

News just in, accents change depending on TAI's mood.

What's that? I couldn't hear you over the sound of the blasts my dualing revolvers were making as I was indiscriminately shooting them into the air while hopping from foot to foot.

Drink some tea, it'll help you calm down.

I'd avise you to relax more. Although with your shitty weather, who could? :D

I am relaxed, and Bristol actually gets pretty decent weather. 30 degree summers and all.



Please. Finland was the only country where Jewish Finnish soldiers and Nazi German soldiers fought on the same side.

I'm fairly sure it's the only country where Jewish Finnish soldiers actually fought.

It's also the land of a thousand lakes

England has more than that.

home of Santa

He lives at the North Pole, anything else is lies and foreign propaganda.

has a language rooted basically in Asia

And sounds disgusting.

has a shit load of guns

Which is not good when schools are being shot with them.

basically invented the sauna

I thought that was the ancient Czechs?

and fought off Communism on skis. You don't get much cooler.

The fighting off Communism with skis is a very Good Thing, I'll admit.

I don't speak the Queen's English. Not even close.

I see more of your little lies. Television has taught me that all Brits speak the Queen's English. You, as a Brit yourself, must be a mute, since you claim not to speak the Queen's English. Nod twice if you want me to wash your monocle.:tongue:

Indeed, was quite touristy. Didn't take away from the beauty, though. I just loved the area and islands of the bay/habor (not sure what you call the area) of Helsinki.

Eteläsatama, or ''Southern Harbor'' translated is the harbor where the ferries dock. But, yeah it's really nice there.

I see more of your little lies. Television has taught me that all Brits speak the Queen's English. You, as a Brit yourself, must be a mute, since you claim not to speak the Queen's English. Nod twice if you want me to wash your monocle.:tongue:

I won't let those filthy colonial hands near my eye piece! Habberdashery, I say!

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Seriously, we don't shoot each other all the time. How would I have survived school? And, Finland has 187, 888 lakes. How many the UK has?

Seriously, we don't shoot each other all the time. How would I have survived school? And, Finland has 187, 888 lakes. How many the UK has?

Depends. Are we talking about before it rains, or after?

And the answer to your first question is obviously necromancy, or music that could wake the dead. Finland has both.:D

I always assumed H2 was a chick.

I always assumed H2 was a chick.

I've always thought he was male.

Seriously, we don't shoot each other all the time. How would I have survived school? And, Finland has 187, 888 lakes. How many the UK has?

UK =/= England.

I see more of your little lies. Television has taught me that all Brits speak the Queen's English. You, as a Brit yourself, must be a mute, since you claim not to speak the Queen's English. Nod twice if you want me to wash your monocle.:tongue:
. . . and twice if you'd like another spot of tea. Then an additional 1 or 2 nods depending on the amount of lumpage desired, good sir. :p
News just in, accents change depending on TAI's mood.
This is news?


Drink some tea, it'll help you calm down.
Too much energy for that. I think I'd rather go out and randomly draw up some maps that have no regard for existing tribal and ethnic make up of when taking into consideration borders. I'm sure it will work out splendidly.


I am relaxed, and Bristol actually gets pretty decent weather. 30 degree summers and all.
30? That's freezing! You're tying to tell me it's not? I won't hear it. Use fahrenheit, you commie.




I'm fairly sure it's the only country where Jewish Finnish soldiers actually fought.
You may have a point here.

England has more than that.
How many of them are either a) pollulated or b) full of nasty british women with offensively bad dental hygiene and who are paler than a red-headed cave dweller who's never seen the light of day, I wonder aloud?

He lives at the North Pole, anything else is lies and foreign propaganda.
Really? Obviously the news didn't make it to the back water, once great-power country of yours:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Santa_Claus_Village

And sounds disgusting.
Well . . eh . . uh, what were we arguing about there? :D:D

Which is not good when schools are being shot with them.
Yes, walking out the front door of your hotel in London and into a knife is much better, clearly.

I thought that was the ancient Czechs?
The who? Please, we both know the continent has never invented anything worth talking about.

The fighting off Communism with skis is a very Good Thing, I'll admit.
Indeed. Really fucking cool. :p

I always assumed H2 was a chick.

I always thought he was a transvestite hooker that Neo Art hooked up with in Vegas and told about Nationstates.

Depends. Are we talking about before it rains, or after?

And the answer to your first question is obviously necromancy, or music that could wake the dead. Finland has both.:D

Heh, I don't actually listen that much Finnish music. Just Poets of the Fall, J. Karjalainen(this guy made an ode to Spain) and Sibelius.

UK =/= England.

Answer his two questions please to justify your accusation that 'Lots of guns = lots of school shootings lololol' and 'Although I have no clue how many lakes Finland has, England has more.'

Yes, walking out the front door of your hotel in London and into a knife is much better, clearly.

Sigged.
Heh, I don't actually listen that much Finnish music. Just Poets of the Fall, J. Karjalainen(this guy made an ode to Spain) and Sibelius.
I've only heard bits and pieces, but I like what I've heard. And it was loud. And I didn't understand a word of it.:tongue:

I've only heard bits and pieces, but I like what I've heard. And it was loud. And I didn't understand a word of it.:tongue:

What did you listen?

Too much energy for that. I think I'd rather go out and randomly draw up some maps that have no regard for existing tribal and ethnic make up of when taking into consideration borders. I'm sure it will work out splendidly.

And so it has. Don't believe me? Look a Zimbabwe, look at South Africa, look at Nigeria, Somalia etc.

30? That's freezing! You're tying to tell me it's not? I won't hear it. Use fahrenheit, you commie.

Fahrenheit sounds German, Nazi!

How many of them are either a) pollulated or b) full of nasty british women with offensively bad dental hygiene and who are paler than a red-headed cave dweller who's never seen the light of day, I wonder aloud?

Pollulated? Is this another colonial colloquialism, or are you just slurring again? Also, at least British women don't weigh more then your average gorilla.

Answer his two questions please to justify your accusation that 'Lots of guns = lots of school shootings lololol' and

They've had 3 in the past few years.

'Although I have no clue how many lakes Finland has, England has more.'

TAI said land of 1,000 lakes, England has more than that.

They've had 3 in the past few years.



TAI said land of 1,000 lakes, England has more than that.

Three doesn't mean that they happen all the time. And the thousand lakes is a figure of speech, I did post an exact amout of lakes.

Three doesn't mean that they happen all the time.

They happen more than in England, which is a much more highly populated country.

What did you listen?
FM2000, and a few bands I don't know the name of.
They've had 3 in the past few years.

And considering the kind of low crime they get otherwise...

TAI said land of 1,000 lakes, England has more than that.
WMU said an exact number that was in the 100,000's.

They happen more than in England, which is a much more highly populated country.

I suspect it's due to the idea, that men shouldn't show emotions but hide them and keep it all in. It's ingrained to us. Inevitably it leads to school shootings.

I suspect it's due to the idea, that men shouldn't show emotions but hide them and keep it all in. It's ingrained to us. Inevitably it leads to school shootings.

And that's why Finnish culture is worse than English culture.

Sigged.
It is a pleasure.
Fahrenheit sounds German, Nazi!Let's settle this like logical, rational men. Obviously the Brits are Commies and the Americans are nazis.


. . . you know I do love making fun of the British, but it's in the fashion of what siblings do to each other. I love you guys over there. :p

TAI said land of 1,000 lakes, England has more than that.It's way more than that. That's just a nickname for Finland. "The land of 1000 lakes."

And that's why Finnish culture is worse than English culture.

Same aspect in Mongolian culture, and, to a point, most Western cultures as well.

. . . you know I do love making fun of the British, but it's in the fashion of what siblings do to each other. I love you guys over there. :p

I know you were joking, so was I. I love you lot too, when you're not shooting each other.

Same aspect in Mongolian culture, and, to a point, most Western cultures as well.

But not, at least in recent times, English culture.

How many of them are either a) pollulated or b) full of nasty british women with offensively bad dental hygiene and who are paler than a red-headed cave dweller who's never seen the light of day, I wonder aloud?
What's wrong with pale girlies?

I always assumed H2 was a chick.

Why?

I know you were joking, so was I. I love you lot too, when you're not shooting each other.
We don't shoot each other that often . . . maybe if you'd cleaned the crap off of that monocle once in a while you'd see things clearly.

*loves monocole jokes*

We don't shoot each other that often . . . maybe if you'd cleaned the crap off of that monocle once in a while you'd see things clearly.

*loves monocole jokes*

Blind in one eye, bad monocle in the other.:D

What's wrong with pale girlies?
Well, for one . . . if you try to take them out for a romantic stroll in the moonlight, they tend to disappear. . . which is needless to say, rather embarrassing for you if anyone else catches a glimpse of you going for a stroll in the moonlight by yourself.

Blind in one eye, bad monocle in the other.:D

I'm really laughing out loud. Monocle jokes just really cut to the core of me. :D

We don't shoot each other that often . . . maybe if you'd cleaned the crap off of that monocle once in a while you'd see things clearly.

*loves monocole jokes*

I can't help it, CM touched it. His filthy hands ruined my vision, and my manservant is off an a daytrip with his young ladyfriend to Clevedon for the day, for strolls on the beach and cream teas on the seafront.

*Lives in the 1800s*

Well, for one . . . if you try to take them out for a romantic stroll in the moonlight, they tend to disappear. . . which is needless to say, rather embarrassing for you if anyone else catches a glimpse of you going for a stroll in the moonlight by yourself.

What if you like walking?

chainged from what to what? i found god sitting in a tree when i was wandering around on the side of a mountain, and "he", it actually, didn't say a damd thing about any of that crap, just gave a great hug and wished me well till next time.

What if you like walking?
Then you're a communist. Real freedom loving Americans don't walk, they ride:

http://www.thescooterstore.com/images/peopleonproducts/lady-powerchair.jpg

I can't help it, CM touched it. His filthy hands ruined my vision, and my manservant is off an a daytrip with his young ladyfriend to Clevedon for the day, for strolls on the beach and cream teas on the seafront.

*Lives in the 1800s*
Surely you could muster up the courage to splash a dash of tea onto your monocle, in an effort to remove some of the crud? If not, send for your manservant Smithersworth to fetch you a new lense while he is on his outing.

Then you're a communist.

He's European, what d'you expect?

Smithersworth

That cracked me up. :)

Then you're a communist. Real freedom loving Americans don't walk, they ride:

http://www.thescooterstore.com/images/peopleonproducts/lady-powerchair.jpg


And, get fat.

And, get fat.

*shoots* Next stereotype please?

Oh, f-:tongue:

And, get fat.

Why, do you, put commas randomly, in your, sentences?

Why, do you, put commas randomly, in your, sentences?

Because, I, don't, care.

He's European, what d'you expect?
*face palms* How could I have been so stupid!


That cracked me up. :)
Hehe, it's all good.

http://www.fmft.net/Britannia%20Uncle%20Sam%20United%20Kingdom%20United%20States%20Great%20Britain%20Special%20Relations hip.jpg

And, get fat.
Well, naturally. All forms of exercise lead to Moscow. . .

Well, naturally. All forms of exercise lead to Moscow. . .

Exactly. How many fat communists have you seen?

http://www.fmft.net/Britannia%20Uncle%20Sam%20United%20Kingdom%20United%20States%20Great%20Britain%20Special%20Relations hip.jpg


How come Britain ends up looking like a man in drag?

Exactly. How many fat communists have you seen?
None. And if they start gaining a few, they are ordered onto Stalin's work out plan and re-located to Siberia. ;)

How come Britain ends up looking like a man in drag?
No idea. . . but honestly I think it looks rather cool. I've always liked the UK-US alliance stuff.

Exactly. How many fat communists have you seen?

Karl Marx wasn't exactly slim.

I have come the the conclusion that the world is a beautiful place, that love exists, that Paris Hilton is intelligent, and that NSG knows shit from Shinola.

April Fool's day finished 8 hours ago.

nah im still right in the middle of it

How come Britain ends up looking like a man in drag?

Isn't it obvious? ;)

I thought about converting to Catholicism, until somebody told me I still wouldn't get nun.:(

Even the Scots and the Welsh? I'm not even sure if you said Brits though, because of that ungodly Texas drawl all you colonials seem to speak with.

hey now ya'll theres no need to be attacking us so called "colonials" I'm an Amurican and my texas drawl lead to words like nucler, even our (ex)president says that one.

I know you were joking, so was I. I love you lot too, when you're not shooting each other.

most of us americans are such bad shots i'd be more afraid if we were aiming for the guy next to you if i was you

You're a changed man? I'm so glad! Those clothes you'd been in for the last year were starting to demand basic rights.

Dear people at NSG,

I want you to know that I found God.

I am officially born again. I now see the error of my ways, for favoring such abominations as abortion, the unnatural concept of "gay marriage", euthanasia and other things. Intelligent design should be taught in schools, and I'll promote it here in Brazil from now on.

To the liberals in NSG, I hope you, like me, eventually find the errors of your ways.
Since you violated the terms and conditions of playing pranks on April 1st, i.e. playing said prank before noon on the day, then you sir/madame are to be considered as an "April Fool". :D

Since you violated the terms and conditions of playing pranks on April 1st, i.e. playing said prank before noon on the day, then you sir/madame are to be considered as an "April Fool". :D

But he can redeem himself if he becomes a Holy Fool, joins a mendicant order and wanders the roads barefoot, beating himself constantly with his own rope girdle and moaning, "O me miserum! Peccavi!" ... please? :D

EDIT: Such self-sacrifice would probably also save the rest of NSG from the Black Death -- how could anyone resist?

I'm a Man
But I Can Change
If I Have To
I Guess

But he can redeem himself if he becomes a Holy Fool, joins a mendicant order and wanders the roads barefoot, beating himself constantly with his own rope girdle and moaning, "O me miserum! Peccavi!" ... please? :D

EDIT: Such self-sacrifice would probably also save the rest of NSG from the Black Death -- how could anyone resist?

Ard! How could you???

It's African-American Death!

But he can redeem himself if he becomes a Holy Fool, joins a mendicant order and wanders the roads barefoot, beating himself constantly with his own rope girdle and moaning, "O me miserum! Peccavi!" ... please? :D
Perhaps the pain would be too much to bear and he? would rather just be known as an April Fool? :D

EDIT: Such self-sacrifice would probably also save the rest of NSG from the Black Death -- how could anyone resist?
Excellent question.

Ard! How could you???

It's African-American Death!

:D

Seems I have sinned. O me miserum! Peccavi!

(That wins you a free meal at the Strangers' Bar.)

It's African-American Death!

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