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I've recently realised that certain things can destroy the human libido. Things that you wouldn't expect. When people see something gross or stupid, they can joke about never wanted to have sex again, but I've found that a few things can genuinely turn the libido from a raging demon to a timid mouse.

First thing is booze. I've heard how it supposedly increases sexuality, but I've found that when I get drunk, really stinking throw-up-in-public horrible-hangover drunk, the next day I'm 12 years old again and sex becomes quite awkward and not too fun. It comes back soon enough, though.

Today I found a new one. I was hanging out with a girl I have a crush on (:mad:) and for some reason, now, libido gone. Asleep. It's bizarre, you'd expect hanging out with a crush would make you want to get busy, but for some reason, the opposite happened.

Anybody else stumble on some weird or crazy thing that just disables your sex drive for a while?

A good brisk bout of sex will usually knock it down for 20 or 30 minutes. :)

Morning sex. It is VERY awkward and badly done... and let's say, we decided that the term "never again" should be applied to it. At least for us.

A good brisk bout of sex will usually knock it down for 20 or 30 minutes. :)

It'd have to be pretty hardcore sex; I've managed to get my recharge down to five minutes.

It'd have to be pretty hardcore sex; I've managed to get my recharge down to five minutes.

Then you're doing it wrong. ;)

Then you're doing it wrong. ;)

Or maybe I'm just doing it very, very right. Again and again. And again and again and again. :p

I've recently realised that certain things can destroy the human libido. Things that you wouldn't expect. When people see something gross or stupid, they can joke about never wanted to have sex again, but I've found that a few things can genuinely turn the libido from a raging demon to a timid mouse.

First thing is booze. I've heard how it supposedly increases sexuality, but I've found that when I get drunk, really stinking throw-up-in-public horrible-hangover drunk, the next day I'm 12 years old again and sex becomes quite awkward and not too fun. It comes back soon enough, though.

Today I found a new one. I was hanging out with a girl I have a crush on (:mad:) and for some reason, now, libido gone. Asleep. It's bizarre, you'd expect hanging out with a crush would make you want to get busy, but for some reason, the opposite happened.

Anybody else stumble on some weird or crazy thing that just disables your sex drive for a while?

A good brisk bout of sex will usually knock it down for 20 or 30 minutes. :)

I'll tell you what your problem is- your old.

Or maybe I'm just doing it very, very right. Again and again. And again and again and again. :p

Or maybe your deluded.:p

I'll tell you what your problem is- your old.

Old? I'm fookin 20!

I would like to add some:

Talking about home improvement while in the act

Talking about visiting friends and family

Talking about money, finances, budgeting

Talking about any kind of sports

I would like to add some:

Talking about home improvement while in the act

Talking about visiting friends and family

Talking about money, finances, budgeting

Talking about any kind of sports

You've GOT to be a woman.

Old? I'm fookin 20!

Ah, then your well on your way to being impotent.

P.S 20 is quite old.

It is all a matter of degrees:

A couple of glasses of wine ... good

A couple of bottles or a keg... Not Good

I would like to add some:

Talking about home improvement while in the act

Talking about visiting friends and family

Talking about money, finances, budgeting

Talking about any kind of sports

You really know how to set the mood.

You've GOT to be a woman.

Nope. Male, old, I suppose but....

Ah, then your well on your way to being impotent.

Hey, I'll be back on the wagon tomorrow.

P.S 20 is quite old.

How old are you, exactly?

I thought we were talking about libido killers?

Nope. Male, old, I suppose but....

Wow. Just...

To be fair, I think you're confusing "slightly wilted manhood" to "genuinely disabled libido".

P.S 20 is quite old.

Your opinion is hereafter discounted.

Hey, I'll be back on the wagon tomorrow.

You keep telling yourself that.

How old are you, exactly?

15, and guess what I have no trouble getting it up.

Your opinion is hereafter discounted.

Your just saying that cos you too are classified as old.

15, and guess what I have no trouble getting it up.

Hey, when I'm on, I have sex three times as day, minimum. If I have just been out with the boys tonight, I would have been up for a root as soon as I got home. But for some reason, hanging out with the crush has made me temporarily impotent. I dunno, is this what love is like? 'Cause I don't like it.

Your just saying that cos you too are classified as old.

I see, because at the age of 24, I'm living in a retirement home, receiving a pension, and cannot move around without the use of a zimmer frame. Oh, hold on a sec, that's not true, because, in the words of Yootopia, YOU'RE CHATTING SHIT!

Hey, when I'm on, I have sex three times as day, minimum. If I have just been out with the boys tonight, I would have been up for a root as soon as I got home. But for some reason, hanging out with the crush has made me temporarily impotent. I dunno, is this what love is like? 'Cause I don't like it.
Your asking a 15 year-old what love is!?

Also I doubt many people love being impotent.

Your asking a 15 year-old what love is!?

It was a general question.

Also I doubt many people love being impotent.

I'm not blimmin impotent, I'm TEMPORARILY impotent. There's a difference.

I see, because at the age of 24, I'm living in a retirement home, receiving a pension, and cannot move around without the use of a zimmer frame. Oh, hold on a sec, that's not true, because, in the words of Yootopia, YOU'RE CHATTING SHIT!

Okay, perhaps some clarity is needed- you seem old to me(very old). But so old as to be in a retirement home- you just spend your time at the senior centre.

Morning sex. It is VERY awkward and badly done... and let's say, we decided that the term "never again" should be applied to it. At least for us.

Morning sex is probably the funniest sex. Especially if it's combined with hangover sex. :tongue:

Today I found a new one. I was hanging out with a girl I have a crush on (:mad:) and for some reason, now, libido gone. Asleep. It's bizarre, you'd expect hanging out with a crush would make you want to get busy, but for some reason, the opposite happened.

Anybody else stumble on some weird or crazy thing that just disables your sex drive for a while?

You have just realized you value this girl more a sa friend then a piece of ASS. So your body isn't going to let you throw the friendship away for a drunken night. Either be mentally ready for a long term thing or just keep her as a friend.

Okay, perhaps some clarity is needed- you seem old to me(very old).

I don't consider people in their 30s to be old, and there's more of an age gap between me and someone who's 39 than there is between you and me.

I'm not blimmin impotent, I'm TEMPORARILY impotent. There's a difference.

Yes, a rather small floppy one in your case.:p

You have just realized you value this girl more a sa friend then a piece of ASS. So your body isn't going to let you throw the friendship away for a drunken night. Either be mentally ready for a long term thing or just keep her as a friend.

That's not fair, why should that cut out my GENERAL LIBIDO? This had nothing to do with her; we went out, had some fun, then she went to her house and I went to mine. Now for some reason, I don't enjoy porn any more.

I don't consider people in their 30s to be old, and there's more of an age gap between me and someone who's 39 than there is between you and me.

Yeah but there's the same difference between you and a 33 year old and you and me. And I consider 33 to be pretty much ancient.

Yeah but there's the same difference between you and a 33 year old and you and me. And I consider 33 to be pretty much ancient.

Dude, if a person's libido waned by the time they were 20, you'd probably not be here.

I hate whiskey clit. That's not a disabled libido, that's just a serious impediment to getting any satisfaction...which is only a problem if you figure you should be getting some satisfaction in the first place which isn't always the point.

Hmmm, but honest libido killers? Being interupted by kids. The person you're attracted to having some really repellent trait...like bigotry, stupidity, or slimeball arrogance. It's okay to be confident and sexy, it's not okay to think you're the best thing ever. Total turn off.

Biggest turn off is getting into things, and getting the sense that the other person is distracted/not into it. Ugh. Even bad sex can be okay if they're putting in some effort. And I don't mean that they actually even have to DO anything, they just have to be into it.

Very little else has 'killed' my libido, even for a short period of time.

That's not fair, why should that cut out my GENERAL LIBIDO? This had nothing to do with her; we went out, had some fun, then she went to her house and I went to mine. Now for some reason, I don't enjoy porn any more.
You must pretty low if you can't ENJOY PORN!
Dude, if a person's libido waned by the time they were 20, you'd probably not be here.

Well apparently it does in your case.

Yeah but there's the same difference between you and a 33 year old and you and me. And I consider 33 to be pretty much ancient.Difference in age is more important when you're younger, not so much when you're older. For example, you probably didn't get play with the 8 year olds when you were five. Dating a 21 year old when you're 16 is creepy. Fucking someone who is 10 years your senior isn't much a deal when you hit your mid 20s. Hell, 20 years diff is sort of hot at that point, but I have a thing for older guys, and Sigourney Weaver :D

This had nothing to do with her; we went out, had some fun, then she went to her house and I went to mine.

Must...fight...innuendo...Joke...needs...to...be...made.

Hell, 20 years diff is sort of hot at that point, but I have a thing for older guys, and Sigourney Weaver :D

*Shudders*

That's not fair, why should that cut out my GENERAL LIBIDO? This had nothing to do with her; we went out, had some fun, then she went to her house and I went to mine. Now for some reason, I don't enjoy porn any more.

Just accept that you like her, but your dick doesn't, and move on.

You must pretty low if you can't ENJOY PORN!

Well, it's because all I want to look at is my crush. A bunch of video prostitutes isn't doing the job.

Just accept that you like her, but your dick doesn't, and move on.

1) Read post 40 and you'll see that that's just not true.
2) How the fuck does that even work?

*Shudders*

Hellz yeah, she (http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Alien4/20.jpg) could push me around any freaking day she wanted to. I'd be all 'yes Ma'am' in a second.

Difference in age is more important when you're younger, not so much when you're older. For example, you probably didn't get play with the 8 year olds when you were five. Dating a 21 year old when you're 16 is creepy. Fucking someone who is 10 years your senior isn't much a deal when you hit your mid 20s. Hell, 20 years diff is sort of hot at that point, but I have a thing for older guys, and Sigourney Weaver :D

Old people pretend age doesn't matter to make themselves feel better. But, in reality one day you'll look at someone young and beautiful and start to feel old an ugly.

The best way I know to kill libido is to ignore it for 25 or so years. I know first-hand that it works. :) How to bring it back, on the other hand, I have no clue.

Old people pretend age doesn't matter to make themselves feel better. But, in reality one day you'll look at someone young and beautiful and start to feel old an ugly.

I lol'd.

Well, it's because all I want to look at is my crush. A bunch of video prostitutes isn't doing the job.
It works for young people.:p
Hellz yeah, she (http://sfstory.free.fr/images/Alien4/20.jpg) could push me around any freaking day she wanted to. I'd be all 'yes Ma'am' in a second.
*gags*

1) Read post 40 and you'll see that that's just not true.
2) How the fuck does that even work?

1) Just did, that makes sense too. That's not your libido being dead, that's you being really caught up in someone. It's awesome, that period of time, where no one is as attractive to you as the person you want/have.

2) It doesn't, that's the point. Sometimes you meet a person who seems to have the right combination...everything points towards you being attracted to that person, but for some reason, you're just not that into them. It's an odd, and happily rare occurrence, but it happens.

I lol'd.

*bows*

When you are in your teens a stiff wind can get you excited it is no challenge. Please.

*bows*

Of course it wasn't just for the reasons you think. ;)

1) Just did, that makes sense too. That's not your libido being dead, that's you being really caught up in someone. It's awesome, that period of time, where no one is as attractive to you as the person you want/have.

Damn "Rusty" she must be fine.

Of course it wasn't just for the reasons you think. ;)

Meh, a laugh's a laugh.

That's not fair, why should that cut out my GENERAL LIBIDO? This had nothing to do with her; we went out, had some fun, then she went to her house and I went to mine. Now for some reason, I don't enjoy porn any more.

you know what this means? Your going to have to marry her.

Where's rusty gone? Do ya reckon he finally got hard?

That's not fair, why should that cut out my GENERAL LIBIDO? This had nothing to do with her; we went out, had some fun, then she went to her house and I went to mine. Now for some reason, I don't enjoy porn any more.

you know what this means? Your going to have to marry her.

And take out the trash every Thursday. Stay home on Saturday nights to watch the cat while she goes out with 'the girls.' But no sports on the TV, you two don't like a competitive household. Also, you shall drive a Dodge Caravan.

1) Just did, that makes sense too. That's not your libido being dead, that's you being really caught up in someone. It's awesome, that period of time, where no one is as attractive to you as the person you want/have.

Something a friend told me makes a lot more sense now: "Who has the best boobs in the world is a question that depends on who I'm dating right now".

Old people pretend age doesn't matter to make themselves feel better. But, in reality one day you'll look at someone young and beautiful and start to feel old an ugly.

Hahhahahaha, okay then, if you say so.

Except I've always had a thing for older men, and this (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/jon_stewart_narrowweb__300x445,2.jpg), or this (http://www.nndb.com/people/107/000025032/ed-harris-1-sized.jpg), has always been more attractive to me than this (http://www.starmometer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jg2.jpg) *shudder*, or this (http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/stage/blog/zac_efron.jpg) *gags*.



*gags*
If that's what she (http://www.ooops.pl/blog/images/sigourney-weaver-1.jpg) wanted me to do, sure.

Something a friend told me makes a lot more sense now: "Who has the best boobs in the world is a question that depends on who I'm dating right now".

S'true.

It's not a case of, 'wow I'm with the hottest thing on earth, no one else is that sexy or awesome' in any objective sense. There are always hotter, more awesome people out there. You can recognise that and still feel that the person you are with is indeed the hottest, sexiest, most awesome person on earth.

And take out the trash every Thursday. Stay home on Saturday nights to watch the cat while she goes out with 'the girls.' But no sports on the TV, you two don't like a competitive household. Also, you shall drive a Dodge Caravan.

It sure sucks to be him.

S'true.

It's not a case of, 'wow I'm with the hottest thing on earth, no one else is that sexy or awesome' in any objective sense. There are always hotter, more awesome people out there. You can recognise that and still feel that the person you are with is indeed the hottest, sexiest, most awesome person on earth.

*nods*

I have experienced this with the girl I'm with now. Actually I'm experiencing it now, except she doesn't have as strong a libido as me, so it kind of stinks in a way too. It turns on and off I find, some days seeing whores doing nasty shit just doesn't do, but missionary with my girl would work no problem.

Hunger and illness are libido killers for me. I can't think of anything else off the top of my head. I will say, I wish I could kill my libido sometimes. Like when my hormones completely take over my brain and I'm somewhere that I can't masturbate and my boyfriend is in another country.

He needs to travel with me more. *glares at Gravlen*

Hahhahahaha, okay then, if you say so.

Except I've always had a thing for older men, and this (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/jon_stewart_narrowweb__300x445,2.jpg), or this (http://www.nndb.com/people/107/000025032/ed-harris-1-sized.jpg), has always been more attractive to me than this (http://www.starmometer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jg2.jpg) *shudder*, or this (http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/stage/blog/zac_efron.jpg) *gags*.


If that's what she (http://www.ooops.pl/blog/images/sigourney-weaver-1.jpg) wanted me to do, sure.

STOP TRYING TO DESTROY MY LIBIDO AS WELL!:mad:

With your wrinkly old men and your fresh faced boys. Not to mention.. th...that...that thing.

Oh, and don't worry. You'll be able to be attracted to other people again down the road. It's completely natural, though you may again experience periods where the only one who turns your crank is that particular person. Neither situation says anything terrible about you, or them. Don't let these things upset you, just enjoy them.

Hunger and illness are libido killers for me. I can't think of anything else off the top of my head. I will say, I wish I could kill my libido sometimes. Like when my hormones completely take over my brain and I'm somewhere that I can't masturbate and my boyfriend is in another country.



Agreed. I wouldn't mind a sort of anti-viagra...turn my libido off so I can bloody do some work. Instead, I'm either getting tonnes of sex and it just makes me hungrier, or I'm not getting sex and THAT just makes me hungrier. Never satisfied. It's both wonderful and annoying.

There is perhaps one day a month when my hormone level is so low that I become a 'normal' person who only thinks about sex passingly 20 times or so a day instead of every couple of seconds.

Hunger and illness are libido killers for me. I can't think of anything else off the top of my head. I will say, I wish I could kill my libido sometimes. Like when my hormones completely take over my brain and I'm somewhere that I can't masturbate and my boyfriend is in another country.

Hormones taking over in public is one of the worst things I can think of.

Hormones taking over in public is one of the worst things I can think of.

Are you kidding me? Walking around with a boner is actually even funnier than morning (/hangover) sex.

STOP TRYING TO DESTROY MY LIBIDO AS WELL!:mad:

With your wrinkly old men and your fresh faced boys. Not to mention.. th...that...that thing.

Careful...I might tell you that I'm 31, that would REALLY gross you out:p

Hunger and illness are libido killers for me. I can't think of anything else off the top of my head. I will say, I wish I could kill my libido sometimes. Like when my hormones completely take over my brain and I'm somewhere that I can't masturbate and my boyfriend is in another country.

Yes. Fasting works wonders, for anyone who hasn't tried it. I must've eaten about four times during high school. :tongue: Luckily, the libido experiences a sort of exponential decay once you reach adulthood - no more starvation, thank God.

Careful...I might tell you that I'm 31, that would REALLY gross you out:p

Nah, there are atractive women who are much older than 31.

Jennifer Aniston is still buff.

Jennifer Aniston is still buff.

No, no she's not.

Are you kidding me? Walking around with a boner is actually even funnier than morning (/hangover) sex.

Nah, hangover sex is much funnier than that.

No, no she's not.

Wait a minute- are you not actually strait.

Wait a minute- are you not actually strait.

Eh? I'm straight, I just think Jennifer Aniston isn't nearly as good looking as she used to be.

Agreed. I wouldn't mind a sort of anti-viagra...turn my libido off so I can bloody do some work. Instead, I'm either getting tonnes of sex and it just makes me hungrier, or I'm not getting sex and THAT just makes me hungrier. Never satisfied. It's both wonderful and annoying.

There is perhaps one day a month when my hormone level is so low that I become a 'normal' person who only thinks about sex passingly 20 times or so a day instead of every couple of seconds.
While I love my libido at times, I really fucking hate it at others. It's the worst kind of hell when there's no one around to help out.

Hormones taking over in public is one of the worst things I can think of.
I was seriously trying to figure out how I could get him to Krakow for just 24 hours. It wasn't just a fantasy either, I was really trying to work it out logistically. I'm going to be wandering around Central and Eastern Europe for most of April and I'm dreading the floods of hormones I know I'll encounter.

Yes. Fasting works wonders, for anyone who hasn't tried it. I must've eaten about four times during high school. :tongue: Luckily, the libido experiences a sort of exponential decay once you reach adulthood - no more starvation, thank God.

Mine had a tiny slump in my mid-20's but it's been shooting up like a rocket these past few years. When does the decay start???:$

I was seriously trying to figure out how I could get him to Krakow for just 24 hours. It wasn't just a fantasy either, I was really trying to work it out logistically. I'm going to be wandering around Central and Eastern Europe for most of April and I'm dreading the floods of hormones I know I'll encounter.

Spending $700 + on a ticket every second month for a few days together doesn't seem like an irrational thing to do when my libido calls the shots. Objectively, it's absolutely insane.

Mine had a tiny slump in my mid-20's but it's been shooting up like a rocket these past few years. When does the decay start???:$

Must be different for everyone. Mine peaked around 16 and was dead by around 25 (and I mean completely dead). It hasn't been back. On the other hand, never indulging it might've been what did that. Even the most addictive drug is easy to abstain from if you've never used it, and all that.

I'll tell you what your problem is- your old.

I'll tell you what your problem is - you're a virgin.

Eh? I'm straight, I just think Jennifer Aniston isn't nearly as good looking as she used to be.
Nah, she's grown more beautiful with age.

I was seriously trying to figure out how I could get him to Krakow for just 24 hours. It wasn't just a fantasy either, I was really trying to work it out logistically. I'm going to be wandering around Central and Eastern Europe for most of April and I'm dreading the floods of hormones I know I'll encounter.

Krakow? That's missions away. Poor you.

Nah, hangover sex is much funnier than that.

Nah, see it just isn't. While morning sex is a riot, and hangover sex even more so it is only funny to ones self and perhaps the other(s) involved as it generally takes place in a private setting. A stiffy in public blows both of those out of the water by chucking modesty right out the door. I laugh, I'm out in public with a woody, how absurd! Those around me laugh, that fellow's is out in public with a woody, how absurd! The arresting officers laugh, that fellow is heading the clink for indecent exposure, how absurd!

Spending $700 + on a ticket every second month for a few days together doesn't seem like an irrational thing to do when my libido calls the shots. Objectively, it's absolutely insane.

depends on if you got the money to burn or not.

Mine had a tiny slump in my mid-20's but it's been shooting up like a rocket these past few years. When does the decay start???:$

Oh! That totally made me remember the biggest libido killer I ever experienced! Being in an abusive relationship with a man I wasn't even remotely attracted to anymore! It didn't totally kill my libido since there were plenty of people I was attracted to, but yeah. Shooting up like a rocket is a good description.

I'll tell you what your problem is - you're a virgin.

Nice try.

depends on if you got the money to burn or not.

I'm a recently divorced single mom who is a full time student in Law.:p

Na, I can afford it.

Nah, she's grown more beautiful with age.

I beg to differ.

Nice try.

Yes, it was; also true.

Not sure what you're all on about with the morning sex thing, I freaking LOVE it. There's something really awesome about not even being awake enough to fully open your eyes and just going at it anyway.

No, seriously though, isn't it funny when 14 year olds talk about sex like it's something they've actually done?

Yes, it was; also true.

What with England having the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe, and therefore obviously high teen sex rates, this wouldn't surprise me at all. I think he's telling the truth.

No, seriously though, isn't it funny when 14 year olds talk about sex like it's something they've actually done?

Snarkiness aside :p, this is why I'm not into younger guys. To be blunt, they generally suck in bed.

Yes, it was; also true.

Please do not your experience onto me.

What with England having the highest teen pregnancy rate in Western Europe, and therefore obviously high teen sex rates, this wouldn't surprise me at all. I think he's telling the truth.

Its true I've been selling viagra to the teens of the UK like it was X.

Snarkiness aside :p, this is why I'm not into younger guys. To be blunt, they generally suck in bed.

I don't think many 31 year-olds are into 14 year-olds anyway.

Please do not your experience onto me.

Was that supposed to make sense?

Please do not your experience onto me.

I'll be sure to do whatever it is you just said. Once I figure out what the fuck it was.

Was that supposed to make sense?

It is Yobbish for bugger off yank.

Was that supposed to make sense?

A coca-cola bottle.

Was that supposed to make sense?

It was supposed to, but I couldn't word it properly.

Hahhahahaha, okay then, if you say so.

Except I've always had a thing for older men, and this (http://www.theage.com.au/ffximage/jon_stewart_narrowweb__300x445,2.jpg), or this (http://www.nndb.com/people/107/000025032/ed-harris-1-sized.jpg), has always been more attractive to me than this (http://www.starmometer.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/jg2.jpg) *shudder*, or this (http://weblogs.amny.com/entertainment/stage/blog/zac_efron.jpg) *gags*.


If that's what she (http://www.ooops.pl/blog/images/sigourney-weaver-1.jpg) wanted me to do, sure.

I have a hard time imagining how anyone could not find Jon Stewart infinitely sexier than Zac Efron. Ew.

A coca-cola bottle.

At least that's a coherent sentence.

I don't think many 31 year-olds are into 14 year-olds anyway.I said younger, not 'still in nappies'. I have an arbitrary cut-off age of 21 for men...and even that is really, really pushing it. 26 is just this side of okay, but I'd prefer the age gap to go the other way.

At least that's a coherent sentence.

The whole thing?

I have a hard time imagining how anyone could not find Jon Stewart infinitely sexier than Zac Efron. Ew.

so, you...have a think for snarkish elitist jewish guys with three letter names, huh?

I'll be sure to do whatever it is you just said. Once I figure out what the fuck it was.
...
It is Yobbish for bugger off yank.

Sort of.

so, you...have a think for snarkish elitist jewish guys with three letter names, huh?

Except Jon is actually witty and intelligent.

*runs away*

I said younger, not 'still in nappies'. I have an arbitrary cut-off age of 21 for men...and even that is really, really pushing it. 26 is just this side of okay, but I'd prefer the age gap to go the other way.

What if one was a really mature 21 year old? Nudge nudge, wink wink. ;)

At least that's a coherent sentence.

It was also a fragment.

The whole thing?

"A coca-cola bottle." makes more sense than "Please do not your experience onto me."

I said younger, not 'still in nappies'. I have an arbitrary cut-off age of 21 for men...and even that is really, really pushing it. 26 is just this side of okay, but I'd prefer the age gap to go the other way.

... I was joking.

Not sure what you're all on about with the morning sex thing, I freaking LOVE it. There's something really awesome about not even being awake enough to fully open your eyes and just going at it anyway.

I noticed this too. One thing I found interesting is that the still-half-asleep factor makes it just a little bit hallucinatory; it's like having sex with an angel or a goddess.

...


Sort of.

wow i understand more of the Young Englishman's dialect then other englishmen do. Can I be an honourary British citizen?

wow i understand more of the Young Englishman's dialect then other englishmen do. Can I be an honourary British citizen?

What football team d'you support?

I noticed this too. One thing I found interesting is that the still-half-asleep factor makes it just a little bit hallucinatory; it's like having sex with an angel or a goddess.

That's part of what makes it funny, at least for me.

so, you...have a think for snarkish elitist jewish guys with three letter names, huh?

I can think of one or two I rather like, yes. ;)

What football team d'you support?

Liverpool !!!!!

I can even sing You'll Never Walk Alone.

wow i understand more of the Young Englishman's dialect then other englishmen do. Can I be an honourary British citizen?
Um...
What football team d'you support?
Also do you like cricket?

That's part of what makes it funny, at least for me.

Seriously, everything she says and does is just that much more intense, it's fantastic.

What if one was a really mature 21 year old? Nudge nudge, wink wink. ;) Extremely heavy burden of proof, and it would still creep me out.

There are pretty powerful cultural influences that cause me to feel weird about people too much younger than me, but it's also to do with my sexual preferences. I could possibly Domme a younger guy, but I couldn't bring myself to engage in the kind of sex that really gets me off, because for me, respect is very much tied up into that kind of sex, and respect in turn is very much tied into age.

It's not entirely rational, it's not entirely fair, but when it comes to sexual preferences, we're all bigots :P

"A coca-cola bottle." makes more sense than "Please do not your experience onto me."

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... I was joking.
I wasn't.

Liverpool !!!!!

I can even sing You'll Never Walk Alone.

In that case you can fuck off. I'm joking, in case any humourless do-gooders decide to complain.

I wasn't.

I know.

Also do you like cricket?

On both the University cricket team and rugby team.

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Clearly you need to familiarise yourself with the works of eminent Russian-American philosopher, Ayn Rand? Lolwut? I see what you did there?

Are any of those the proper response?

In that case you can fuck off. I'm joking, in case any humourless do-gooders decide to complain.

also fond of Bristol City FC.

On both the University cricket team and rugby team.

Really you play cricket and rugby? Your an odd yank.

Clearly you need to familiarise yourself with the works of eminent Russian-American philosopher, Ayn Rand? Lolwut? I see what you did there?

Are any of those the proper response?

Probably the last one.

also fond of Bristol City FC.

Again, wrong choice.

Again, wrong choice.

*smashes bottle across face*

Really you play cricket and rugby? Your an odd yank.

It has been popular at my university to play those two sports we have a pretty active inter mural league. We even have a women's rugby league.

*smashes bottle across face*

*Takes it like a man*

I mean seriously, out of only 2 teams in Bristol, you manage to choose the wrong one.

Seriously, everything she says and does is just that much more intense, it's fantastic.

Dude, your just making it funnier.

Again, wrong choice.

What about...

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Blackburn Rovers
Bolton Wanderers
Chelsea
Everton
Fulham
Hull City
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Middlesbrough
Newcastle United
Portsmouth
Stoke City
Sunderland
Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich
West Ham
Wigan Athletic?

Dude, your just making it funnier.

Funnier like a fox.

*Takes it like a man*

I mean seriously, out of only 2 teams in Bristol, you manage to choose the wrong one.

the Rovers are utter pieces of dog crap get over it.

*Takes it like a man*

I mean seriously, out of only 2 teams in Bristol, you manage to choose the wrong one.

Rovers?

What about...

Arsenal
Aston Villa
Blackburn Rovers
Bolton Wanderers
Chelsea
Everton
Fulham
Hull City
Liverpool
Manchester City
Manchester United
Middlesbrough
Newcastle United
Portsmouth
Stoke City
Sunderland
Tottenham Hotspur
West Bromwich
West Ham
Wigan Athletic?

Out of Premiership teams, I support Man U, but I also support Bristol Rovers from League 1.

Out of Premiership teams, I support Man U, but I also support Bristol Rovers from League 1.

Crystal Palace

but I prefer cricket.

Rovers?

Yep. They got to the quarter finals in the FA last year, I was so proud. *Wipes tear from eye*

Rovers?

see what i mean he deserves a bottle over his head on a daily basis.

Just curious about the football thing. So I was in Portsmouth last year when they won the FA Cup and all. I ended buying a big ass flag so as not to get beat up by the local hooligans. What does that make me?

Out of Premiership teams, I support Man U, but I also support Bristol Rovers from League 1.

Boo. To Man Utd, not the Rovers.

That's one of the things I actually don't like about my crush; she doesn't follow soccer. Horrible horrible, I know. She follows Australian rules football :confused:.

the Rovers are utter pieces of dog crap get over it.

Indeed, and that's how they beat Southampton, who at the time were 3rd in the Championship?

see what i mean he deserves a bottle over his head on a daily basis.

Twice daily.

Crystal Palace

*Throws out of window*

but I prefer cricket.

*Pulls back inside, throws out again*

Boo. To Man Utd, not the Rovers.

That's one of the things I actually don't like about my crush; she doesn't follow soccer. Horrible horrible, I know. She follows Australian rules football :confused:.

That's one of the things a dislike about you- you call it soccer.

Just curious about the football thing. So I was in Portsmouth last year when they won the FA Cup and all. I ended buying a big ass flag so as not to get beat up by the local hooligans. What does that make me?

A scared tourist?

That's one of the things a dislike about you- you call it soccer.

I have to, something else is called "football" here.

No, seriously though, isn't it funny when 14 year olds talk about sex like it's something they've actually done?

Actually, I think it's pretty funny when anyone spends most of their time talking about sex on the internet, without being aware of how easily their real names and personal information could be traced, and some of their posts read back to their friends or family (in theory, of course).

With internet message boards I think a general guideline is to only post things you wouldn't mind seeing on, say, a bulletin board in your workplace or church or school. So unless you really wouldn't mind your neighbors and employers and teachers knowing that you have a fetish for aerosol cans, you shouldn't mention it online.

As for the topic of the thread, I have occasionally wondered when the libido is supposed to kick in, as my adolescence has come and gone and I still don't have one that I can detect.

she doesn't follow soccer.

How dare you call it such a thing.

This conversation totally killed my libido.

*Throws out of window*



*Pulls back inside, throws out again*

Oh come, cricket is far better than football.

I have to, something else is called "football" here.

Yeah but that's not real football.

Actually, I think it's pretty funny when anyone spends most of their time talking about sex on the internet, without being aware of how easily their real names and personal information could be traced, and some of their posts read back to their friends or family (in theory, of course).

With internet message boards I think a general guideline is to only post things you wouldn't mind seeing on, say, a bulletin board in your workplace or church or school. So unless you really wouldn't mind your neighbors and employers and teachers knowing that you have a fetish for aerosol cans, you shouldn't mention it online.

I agree. Which is why I make it a general rule for myself not to say anything that I wouldn't be comfortable with my gran knowing about. The awesome thing is, my gran wouldn't judge me for being a very sexually perverse woman.

There's a freedom in not giving a shit, you see.

Indeed, and that's how they beat Southampton, who at the time were 3rd in the Championship?

Even a monkey at a typewriter can produce a master piece once in a million years or so.

How dare you call it such a thing.

You make it sounds like soccer is a devil word created by Americans.

This conversation totally killed my libido.

Not a fan of English sports then?

This conversation totally killed my libido.

Lulz.
And there's not much that does that is there.

You make it sounds like soccer is a devil word created by Americans.
It is!

This conversation totally killed my libido.

What you don't like Liverpool FC !?!?!?

Even a monkey at a typewriter can produce a master piece once in a million years or so.

Which is why we reached the quarter finals, and on the few occasions we've played City, we've beaten them?

A scared tourist?

Beyond that I mean. Like, say if I head back that way on my travels should I stop off in another football town and burn the flag, for bonus points or something?

Yeah but that's not real football.

I know. But when I try to call the round ball game "football" in a conversation, the guy will look at me and say "Yeah, it's disgraceful how many behinds Richmond kicked last week".

Oh come, cricket is far better than football.

Watching posh people stand around for a while isn't my idea of fun.

What you don't like Liverpool FC !?!?!?

Who does?

Which is why we reached the quarter finals, and on the few occasions we've played City, we've beaten them?

all luck of the draw city is clearly a better team. and the rovers are pure rubbish.

It is!

The word came from England!

Beyond that I mean. Like, say if I head back that way on my travels should I stop off in another football town and burn the flag, for bonus points or something?

Yeah. Take it to Southampton (next major town along the coast) and burn it, and they'll love you.

What you don't like Liverpool FC !?!?!?

They'd kill anyone's libido.

The word came from England!

Lies and Foreign Propaganda.

I know. But when I try to call the round ball game "football" in a conversation, the guy will look at me and say "Yeah, it's disgraceful how many behinds Richmond kicked last week".
Wait? Cigarettes play American football?
Beside you could say football on here.
Watching posh people stand around for a while isn't my idea of fun.
Posh? I'm hardly posh am I?

I agree. Which is why I make it a general rule for myself not to say anything that I wouldn't be comfortable with my gran knowing about. The awesome thing is, my gran wouldn't judge me for being a very sexually perverse woman.

There's a freedom in not giving a shit, you see.

Aye. But I do think that it would behoove people in certain fields (for instance, elementary or middle school teachers) or living in certain areas (for instance, Saudi Arabia) to watch more carefully what they would say online -- even if they ordinarily wouldn't care too much if people found out. Your gran may not judge you, but you might have a harder time getting a job due to future employers becoming familiar with your post history, for example.

Something to think about is all.

Wait? Cigarettes play American football?

Lulwut?

The word came from England!

Yeah, only for the real football.

Yeah. Take it to Southampton (next major town along the coast) and burn it, and they'll love you.

"Unfortunately, John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood was in town at the time, and long story short, my new hip is made of tungsten."

all luck of the draw city is clearly a better team. and the rovers are pure rubbish.

K sure.

Lulwut?

It's a brand of fags.

Posh? I'm hardly posh am I?

Most cricket players are, though.

all luck of the draw city is clearly a better team. and the rovers are pure rubbish.

How do you know?

It's a brand of fags.

What, Richmond? Here, it's a suburb.

Aye. But I do think that it would behoove people in certain fields (for instance, elementary or middle school teachers) or living in certain areas (for instance, Saudi Arabia) to watch more carefully what they would say online -- even if they ordinarily wouldn't care too much if people found out. Your gran may not judge you, but you might have a harder time getting a job due to future employers becoming familiar with your post history, for example.

Something to think about is all.

While not the only reason I left teaching (though not forever), it was certainly a consideration. I also never plan to become famous or enter politics.

What, Richmond? Here, it's a suburb.

Of Melbourne, I believe?

If I haven't missed my guess...

We've gone from talking about libido, to soccer, to cigarettes. The NSG trifecta is now in play.

"Unfortunately, John Portsmouth Football Club Westwood was in town at the time, and long story short, my new hip is made of tungsten."

I've always wondered what it would be like to have the same skeletal structure as Robocop.

Most cricket players are, though.
Most of them are from India. You mean most English players are posh. Maybe.
What, Richmond? Here, it's a suburb.

Lol.

to soccer

What's this soccer of which you speak? We were discussing football.

How do you know?

Because I will kick anyone's ass who disagrees!!!

What's this soccer of which you speak? We were discussing football.

Whatever. It's a round ball you kick through a goal. I call that soccer because my country has decided to name it such.

Only small unimportant countries call it football. *runs*

Of Melbourne, I believe?

Yeah. Due to the sports politics of the 80s and 90s, you ended up with a farcical situation where the top Australian rules football competition had nine teams from Melbourne and seven between the rest of the country.

Whatever. It's a round ball you kick through a goal. I call that soccer because my country has decided to name it such.

Only small unimportant countries call it football. *runs*

*Kicks football after Gallosim, hitting him in the head and rendering him unconscious*

Anyhoo, you can't kick it through the goal because there's a net behind it.

Spending $700 + on a ticket every second month for a few days together doesn't seem like an irrational thing to do when my libido calls the shots. Objectively, it's absolutely insane.
Yeah, libido can be a real bitch when geography is in the way.


Krakow? That's missions away. Poor you.
It's going to be worse in Ukraine!:eek2:

If I haven't missed my guess...

We've gone from talking about libido, to soccer, to cigarettes. The NSG trifecta is now in play.

I always thought the NSG trifecta was abortion, gay marriage, and evolution. With economic theory and religion rotating with the latter two at odd intervals.

I guess things have changed. It's almost enough to make one miss the Nazis.

I always thought the NSG trifecta was abortion, gay marriage, and evolution. With economic theory and religion rotating with the latter two at odd intervals.

I guess things have changed. It's almost enough to make one miss the Nazis.

And... we have a Godwin.

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It's going to be worse in Ukraine!:eek2:

Talking of Ukraine, and bringing us back to football, it's 0-0 at the moment between England and Ukraine.

We should probably start talking about sex again.

Talking of Ukraine, and bringing us back to football, it's 0-0 at the moment between England and Ukraine.

'mon the Ukraine.

Because I will kick anyone's ass who disagrees!!!

From the other side of the Atlantic?

'mon the Ukraine.

1-0 to England so far.

From the other side of the Atlantic?

I am in the UK for summer sessions, didn't I mention it?

I am in the UK for summer sessions, didn't I mention it?

Fair enough, lets test your theory- you come to Thanet and we'll see.

Fair enough, lets test your theory- you come to Thanet and we'll see.

No, come to Bristol. We have an airport.

No, come to Bristol. We have an airport.

So do we...
http://www.kentinternationalairport-manston.com/

So do we...
http://www.kentinternationalairport-manston.com/

Well we have 2, and we're bigger than you, and we're the only city in the county.

Ah, then your well on your way to being impotent.

P.S 20 is quite old.


*bitch slaps*

I noticed this too. One thing I found interesting is that the still-half-asleep factor makes it just a little bit hallucinatory; it's like having sex with an angel or a goddess.

Or a succubus.

I have to, something else is called "football" here.

Football, either type, is a libido killer. Actually, American football is kinda hawt if you're into big sweaty guys wearing tights jumping on each other and doing some mild groping.

Actually, I think it's pretty funny when anyone spends most of their time talking about sex on the internet, without being aware of how easily their real names and personal information could be traced, and some of their posts read back to their friends or family (in theory, of course).

With internet message boards I think a general guideline is to only post things you wouldn't mind seeing on, say, a bulletin board in your workplace or church or school. So unless you really wouldn't mind your neighbors and employers and teachers knowing that you have a fetish for aerosol cans, you shouldn't mention it online.

As for the topic of the thread, I have occasionally wondered when the libido is supposed to kick in, as my adolescence has come and gone and I still don't have one that I can detect.

Thank god some of us have changed our lives so that we can discuss our sex lives freely in our community.

Thank god some of us have changed our lives so that we can discuss our sex lives freely in our community.

This.

Fair enough, lets test your theory- you come to Thanet and we'll see.

No, come to Bristol. We have an airport.

fuck it. Both of you come with all your mates to London and I will send the lot of you crying home to mom.

Libido killer: Your future father-in-laws 185 pound rotwieller/blue heeler mix putting its cold, wet nose in your rear. I knew we should've put that mutt outside first.

"What if I end up pregnant"

That'll kill the mood.

What's this soccer of which you speak? We were discussing football.

Exactly!

Well we have 2, and we're bigger than you, and we're the only city in the county.

Ha, you only have one city.

fuck it. Both of you come with all your mates to London and I will send the lot of you crying home to mom.

Ha, I don't need my mates to kick your ass. And I doubt No Names Left Damn It has any friends.:p

Ha, you only have one city.

Well seeing as Bristol county only consists of Bristol and Avonmouth, that's hardly surprising.

I love how the discussion about killing one's libido, which included talking about sports, ended up being a discussion about said sports...

I love how the discussion about killing one's libido, which included talking about sports, ended up being a discussion about said sports...

It doesn't kill my libido. In fact, nothing tops off a great win at the soccer better than coming home and shagging my girl into oblivion.

It doesn't kill my libido. In fact, nothing tops off a great win at the soccer better than coming home and shagging my girl into oblivion.

It doesn't kill my libido. In fact, nothing tops off a great win at the football better than coming home and shagging my girl into oblivion

You've GOT to be a woman.I don't think so. Those were pretty astute, and i'm speaking from experience with most of the issues listed.

Anybody else stumble on some weird or crazy thing that just disables your sex drive for a while?Nothing weird, I just haven't had any sort of desire for the past four weeks.

I'm eighteen, and I have absolutely no desire to have sex, at all, with anyone. Which is very different from two months ago.

Should I be worried? :confused:

Nothing weird, I just haven't had any sort of desire for the past four weeks.

I'm eighteen, and I have absolutely no desire to have sex, at all, with anyone. Which is very different from two months ago.

Should I be worried? :confused:
Not necessarily.
Guys commonly have cycles that are more diminished but more often than gals.
Get married, and it could be even longer than 2 months of lack of libido.

Not necessarily.
Guys commonly have cycles that are more diminished but more often than gals.
Get married, and it could be even longer than 2 months of lack of libido.Alright. Thanks.

Alright. Thanks.I just can't relate, though, with posters like WYTYG, Amarenthe, Nanatsu No Tsuki, Ryadn, Amor Pulchritudo, Muravyets, Aelosia, Dakini, Neesika and Sarkhaan on here, i can't see why you'd ever have a problem with that.

I just can't relate, though, with posters like WYTYG, Amarenthe, Nanatsu No Tsuki, Ryadn, Amor Pulchritudo, Muravyets, Aelosia, Dakini, Neesika and Sarkhaan on here, i can't see why you'd ever have a problem with that.They're attractive and interesting, but I'm not attracted, or interested.

It's confusing. http://smileys.75thtrombone.com/mellow.gif

They're attractive and interesting, but I'm not attracted, or interested.

It's confusing. http://smileys.75thtrombone.com/mellow.gifNot even Poliwanacraca?
:(

Ha, I don't need my mates to kick your ass. And I doubt No Names Left Damn It has any friends.:p

I happen to like NNDI. We may disagree, often or all the time, but I think he's a cool dude. I think this comments was unwarranted, RoI.

I happen to like NNDI. We may disagree, often or all the time, but I think he's a cool dude. I think this comments was unwarranted, RoI.

Meh, according to him I could easily be a murderer.

Meh, according to him I could easily be a murderer.

That doesn't mean that he lacks friends.:wink:

That doesn't mean that he lacks friends.:wink:

No it doesn't, I'm just pointing out that NNLDI (though I'm sure he's lovely) never misses a chance to slate me.

No it doesn't, I'm just pointing out that NNLDI (though I'm sure he's lovely) never misses a chance to slate me.

That's a matter you English settle amongst yourselves.

No it doesn't, I'm just pointing out that NNLDI (though I'm sure he's lovely) never misses a chance to slate me.

Because quite often you're painfully wrong.

I happen to like NNDI. We may disagree, often or all the time, but I think he's a cool dude. I think this comments was unwarranted, RoI.

Aw, Nanatsu, thanks. :fluffle:

Meh, according to him I could easily be a murderer.

No, because of the way you wrote your post, it made it seem like you were prepared to kill immigrants. And seeing as you were saying how the Spanish government should shoot the immigrants and mine the Mediterranean etc, I took your post to mean you would kill immigrants, rather than find someone who could.

No, because of the way you wrote your post, it made it seem like you were prepared to kill immigrants. And seeing as you were saying how the Spanish government should shoot the immigrants and mine the Mediterranean etc, I took your post to mean you would kill immigrants, rather than find someone who could.

An easy mistake to make.

An easy mistake to make.

A mistake that still didn't warrant your post.

Not even Poliwanacraca?
:(No. :(

A mistake that still didn't warrant your post.

Sorry Nanatsu Senpai.:$

Sorry Nanatsu Senpai.:$

I'm not the one you should be apologizing to, RoI.;)

Hey, when I'm on, I have sex three times as day, minimum.

Sex with your hand doesn't count. :D

If I have just been out with the boys tonight, I would have been up for a root as soon as I got home. But for some reason, hanging out with the crush has made me temporarily impotent. I dunno, is this what love is like? 'Cause I don't like it.

Maybe you are ready for sex because you having been haning with the boys and enjoy their company. When hanging with your crush who I presume is a girl and don't feel anything the maybe you should think about your sexuality. :p

Very little else has 'killed' my libido, even for a short period of time.

I think in your case Neesika a force greater than God is needed to even come close to killing off your libido. :p

I'm not the one you should be apologizing to, RoI.;)

KK, sorry NNLDI.

No, seriously though, isn't it funny when 14 year olds talk about sex like it's something they've actually done?

Just because you hadn't had sex by the time you were 15 doesn't mean no one else did.

I have a hard time imagining how anyone could not find Jon Stewart infinitely sexier than Zac Efron. Ew.

I have a hard time imagining how anyone can find either of them sexy.

Boo. To Man Utd, not the Rovers.

That's one of the things I actually don't like about my crush; she doesn't follow soccer. Horrible horrible, I know. She follows Australian rules football :confused:.

As long as she doesn't support Collingwood she is alright.

Hey FeO good game last night did you watch it? Shame ManU still has two games in hand not out of the woods yet.

Yeah. Due to the sports politics of the 80s and 90s, you ended up with a farcical situation where the top Australian rules football competition had nine teams from Melbourne and seven between the rest of the country.

I would say it is more than that, ARF came about a lot sooner than 1980's and if the VFL became a much more popular and highe quality league that had the money it is hardly surprising that this is how it turned out.

Football, either type, is a libido killer. Actually, American football is kinda hawt if you're into big sweaty guys wearing tights jumping on each other and doing some mild groping.

Or you could just watch the WWE.

Old people pretend age doesn't matter to make themselves feel better. But, in reality one day you'll look at someone young and beautiful and start to feel old an ugly.

:rolleyes:


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I accidentally a whole internet?

Clearly you need to familiarise yourself with the works of eminent Russian-American philosopher, Ayn Rand? lolwut. i c wat u did thar.
Are any of those the proper response?

I'm sorry, you're net-grammar was atrocious and I had to fix it. :tongue:

If I haven't missed my guess...

We've gone from talking about libido, to soccer, to cigarettes. The NSG trifecta is now in play.

Excellent. Excellent!
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