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I always knew something was up with the Brits

NERVUN
01-04-2009, 13:11
Who knows what kinkiness lurks in the hearts of the British diplomatic corps?

Cronin told The Japan Times the old chest contained a "treasure trove" of items left behind by other celebrities, including two starched shirts and two monogrammed handkerchiefs that appear to have belonged to Wright; a walking stick believed left behind by actor Charlie Chaplin; a corncob pipe owned by Gen. Douglas MacArthur; a saw used by the famous magician, Ching Sing Foo, used to saw a woman in half; and a British diplomatic pouch, with royal seal, containing a riding crop, mask and leather whip.

While the Imperial intended to make "diligent efforts" to contact the rightful owners of the items, or their heirs, Cronin noted it would probably be "difficult, if not impossible" to track them down. When asked if the hotel knew who had left the diplomatic pouch, Cronin declined further comment.
http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20090401f1.html

So who do you think it was?
No Names Left Damn It
01-04-2009, 13:12
Lol.
Lunatic Goofballs
01-04-2009, 13:22
Who knows what kinkiness lurks in the hearts of the British diplomatic corps?


http://search.japantimes.co.jp/cgi-bin/nn20090401f1.html

So who do you think it was?

The Queen. ;)
Wanderjar
01-04-2009, 14:16
The Queen. ;)


I always liked her...
NERVUN
01-04-2009, 14:20
The Queen. ;)
Makes you wonder though. Most S&M queens demand to be called queen. But if it WAS the Queen, it kinda defeats the purpose now don't it?
Wanderjar
01-04-2009, 14:21
Makes you wonder though. Most S&M queens demand to be called queen. But if it WAS the Queen, it kinda defeats the purpose now don't it?


Or enhances it...
Loria Aesir
01-04-2009, 14:35
Phillip
Wanderjar
01-04-2009, 14:46
Phillip


What about Terrance?


"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"
Nodinia
01-04-2009, 14:49
I always knew something was up with the Brits


...been sayin it fer years.....Pull up any Brit Judges cassock and the odds are you'll be seeing tights and high heels.....
Eofaerwic
01-04-2009, 15:59
...been sayin it fer years.....Pull up any Brit Judges cassock and the odds are you'll be seeing tights and high heels.....

Tsh, EVERYONE knows that.

I second the vote for Phillip :D
Risottia
01-04-2009, 16:04
Makes you wonder though. Most S&M queens demand to be called queen. But if it WAS the Queen, it kinda defeats the purpose now don't it?

It depends on who's playing master and who's playing slave.
Eofaerwic
01-04-2009, 17:16
It depends on who's playing master and who's playing slave.

Thank you Risottia for scarring me for life by inducing the image of The Queen and Prince Phillip dressed up in bondage gear, with Phillip telling the Queen she'd been a naughty naughty Queenie

(yes, I had to share the pain with the rest of you).
Ring of Isengard
01-04-2009, 17:17
What about Terrance?


"Blame Canada! Blame Canada!"

ROFL.

You can't have one without tuther.