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Melbourne to host the Running of the Bulls - No bull!

Errinundera
01-04-2009, 05:24
As an ALP aparatchik, all the Vic government press releases come by my desk. This one has come from the Minister for Tourism, Tim Holding:

Wednesday, 1 April, 2009

MELBOURNE IN THE RUNNING TO BOOST ITS MAJOR EVENTS

Melbourne is set to make an audacious bid to host the Running of the Bulls through the city’s iconic laneways.

Tourism and Major Events Minister Tim Holding said there was every chance Melbourne could steal the event away from Pamplona which has held it since the late 13th century, when the current contract expires.

“For too long the people of Pamplona have monopolised this event, the Brumby Government is determined to grab the bull by the horns and snare this important event for Melbourne,” Mr Holding said.

“Melbourne has a year-round calendar of major events unrivalled around the world.

The Formula One Grand Prix, Australian Open tennis, the Spring Racing Carnival and Tiger Woods coming here later this year – the Running of the Bulls would be the icing on the cake.”

Mr Holding said Melbourne’s Running of the Bulls is expected to start in the historic theatre precinct at the Paris End of Collins Street, travel through Chinatown, across Swanston Street, through the quaint King Street district and end at a packed Etihad Stadium.

“Criticism of a lack of community in the new look Docklands precinct will well and truly be answered by an event such as this,” he said.

“We are also in preliminary discussions with musical producers to rename the smash hit musical Bully Elliot for the week of the event.

“Some naysayers like Ted Baillieu may scoff at this bid – but now is not the time to drop our bullish approach to major events.

“Sociable visitors to our noble city will be able to eat the edible food in our restaurants, buy collectibles from our shops and enjoy our drinkable wines.”

Here's a link (http://www.premier.vic.gov.au/minister-for-tourism-and-major-events/melbourne-in-the-running-to-boost-its-major-events.html) to the press release on the Premier's web page.
Marrakech II
01-04-2009, 05:26
Sorry that link you provided has been blacklisted by the Australian Government. Move along, nothing to see here folks....
Errinundera
01-04-2009, 05:32
Sorry that link you provided has been blacklisted by the Australian Government. Move along, nothing to see here folks....

Clearly, some privileged people have access to these sites. ;)
Marrakech II
01-04-2009, 05:35
Clearly, some privileged people have access to these sites. ;)

You must be a party officer then? :wink:


Anyway I say it's a great idea. Anything to thin the heard I say!
Errinundera
01-04-2009, 05:38
You must be a party officer then? :wink:


Anyway I say it's a great idea. Anything to thin the heard I say!

I said I was an aparatchik.

I'm looking forward to eating the edible food and drinking the drinkable wine.
Blouman Empire
01-04-2009, 05:39
How long did it take for Tourism and Major Events Ministry to think this one up?

What type of Press release says something like this? "Some naysayers like Ted Baillieu may scoff at this bid"
The Atlantian islands
01-04-2009, 05:40
The People's Republic of Australia, however, has recently decided against hosting this running, as a 'running' is just capitalist propaganda for a race where there must be a winner and a loser, which as we all know is all part of the superstructure (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Base_and_superstructure).

http://www.lib.monash.edu/exhibitions/communism/com102.jpg
Errinundera
01-04-2009, 05:42
The sore on the running capitalist bull?
Ferrous Oxide
01-04-2009, 06:53
Lolpril fools.
Whereyouthinkyougoing
01-04-2009, 13:44
Hehe, nice. Rare enough that governments have a sense of humour.
Imperial isa
01-04-2009, 13:50
they rip off or copy every other state,think it about time they try other nations for ideas
Errinundera
01-04-2009, 14:18
they rip off or copy every other state,think it about time they try other nations for ideas

We don't rip off. We improve.
Collectivity
01-04-2009, 14:20
It's nice to see a Bull Market for a change.

That is one lot of bull! Do you think we could persuade Pampalona to take the Grand Prix off our hands too?
Imperial isa
01-04-2009, 14:29
We don't rip off. We improve.

god how can you improve the bell tower idea of ours that was copyed by a town there
Errinundera
01-04-2009, 14:30
god how can you improve the bell tower idea of ours that was copyed by a town there

?

More details, please. I'm curious.
Milks Empire
01-04-2009, 14:58
What to do about all the (literal) bullshit if it were to happen though? That many bulls would probably shit a lot, don't you think?
Tmutarakhan
01-04-2009, 15:25
Hehe, nice. Rare enough that governments have a sense of humour.If Australia is blocking Australians from accessing this page, I think it must have been put by a hacker, and the government is proving itself utterly humorless (or "humourless"), which itself is pretty funny.