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A few days back, after reading through a so-awful-it-made-my-eyes-die Harry Potter fanfic called My Immortal (Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrx2kZk4Pzg&feature=PlayList&p=D3FA49E4DDBE3698&index=0&playnext=1), read by Scottish people for your entertainment) and playing far, far too much Command and Conquer 3, I had a dream that the Brotherhood of Nod laid siege to Hogwarts. They blew open the castle wall with Fanatics then took everyone hostage and gave them Tiberium injections. Kane executed Dumbledore because he was a GDI spy. Snape was a Nod Commando.

So, whats your strangest dream, folks?

If I told you I'd have to kill you.

I dreamt about this freaky woman in my university once, who follows people around even though nobody knows who she is, and she does this very strange dance. It was a very creepy dream.

I dreamed that I had a flight control malfunction over an ocean, and made an emergency crash-landing on a small jungle island. It was just me and my girlfriend stranded on this island, (yes, there was lots of sex involved).

I crashed it into the bay, and the plane sunk underwater. I dove under the water to get it (fortunately, had my scuba gear in the back, which I had to retrieve first). I then spent the next five decades (or so) trying to fix it and get it transmitting.

I made a transmission every day at high noon, with the date, and the approximate coordinates. During this time, my girlfriend and I had a son on the island. We taught him a full curriculum, math, science, history, physics, chemistry, everything we could remember.

Well, to make a long story only medium size, after many decades, I died of old age. My girlfriend also died of old age a few years later. My son kept transmitting the message every day as I had instructed him before I died.

A few years later, he was rescued. That was where the dream ended.

I'm part of a SWAT team going in to rescue hostages.

I get shot in the back by a hostage taker.

then I freeze the dream (as I am bleeding out), Rewind and try it again. after several different scenarios... I realize the best ending is the one where I am shot and thus replay that dream.

My weirdest dream resulted from a night of way too much Elder Scrolls and Heineken.

I'm pretty sure it was Morrowind, and I was flying around Superman style and a whole bunch of ash slaves were in these winged things trying to get me, only I was shooting lightning at all of them while Dagoth Ur was laughing his head off and shooting fire at me.

Eventually I had enough, and dropped an olde-timey bomb (black sphere with classic fuse) right on his head, which caused the volcano to erupt, and then the dream ended.

The weirdest dream I had?

This one is recurring. I have it, at least once a year, it's this dream about twins brother, no older than 7, dressed in turn of the century shorts and white blouses. They're running through a "hacienda", one of them carries his little sister on his back. They just run, laughing, and I observe them, petrified, under a willow.

Just as they are about to skirt and go to the far bank of the river, I see this old hag, yellow eyes, hungrily staring at them. Cut to a scene where I see the little girl, dead, her curls wet, strewn limbs like those of a rag doll on the bank of the river, face resting against a rock. And the twins? I no longer see them, but the hag laughs in the distance.

I don't know, maybe this is more of a nightmare than an odd dream.

Sex with Nancy Pelosi....

Muahahah

A middle aged woman, greying blonde hair, cropped to the shoulders, wearing an 80s pastel powersuit and skirt combination, irritated me to the point that I stuck a (Phillips) screwdriver into her neck, right of the trachea and through her carotid artery causing a rapid drop in blood pressure and her immediate collapse. She then began twitching, which irritated me, so I pulled the screwdriver out and stuck it into her right ear.

It was a very vivid dream.

Jason Stathem is in a shopping mall when suddenly men with guns come out of nowhere and try to kill him, to which he promptly responds by killing them all with a corndog. As he very calmly boards the glass elevators the face of some hacker appears somehow on the doors and tells him he is going to die, the elevator falls, but Stathem being the badass action hero type smashes through the elevator doors and dives into the fountain, sustaining naught but the most superficial of scratches on his forehead. What happens next is a running gun battle with... everyone... involving car chases, explosions, and a stop at Arby's (I'm not making it up). Eventually he climbs a tall building via the stairway, finds the hacker guy, and after a kung fu battle kicks him off the roof. He then very calmly walked down the stairs, hailed a cap, and went to the sushi bar where some woman was waiting for him... that was the end of the dream.

No, I didn't make it up... I have some really weird dreams. I got more if anyone really cares.

Oh yeah, that was just the most recent, not even the strangest.

I can't describe any weird dreams specifically, but I've been having strange, vivid, confusing dreams for the past few weeks. I suspect it's due to stress. They're vivid enough that it takes me a while in the mornings to sort the dreams from reality.

I dreamt about this freaky woman in my university once, who follows people around even though nobody knows who she is, and she does this very strange dance. It was a very creepy dream.

That was not a dream

SNIP

Neither was that

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That's just creepy



I had a dream that I lived with a fish bowl on my head, and then I engaged in Mortal Kombat with a street cat on my way down to the supermarket. It kicked my ass and my fatality was being thrown in a dumpster. Then I got out of the dumpster and punched the screen (this dream was in third person).This is weird for a number of reasons:


I have only played Mortal Kombat once, several years ago
There aren't any proper dumpsters in Hong Kong, just a lot of smaller more organized bins
There are next to no street cats in Hong Kong, the last time I saw one was a year ago or more
If I were to have an aquatic pet, it would be an eel or an octopus, not a fish
I have never had a third person dream before.
I am (in my eyes at least) pretty buff, although a tad pudgy, I certainly cannot be beaten up by a cat...

I have a lot of nerve pain which doesn't slow down when I'm asleep. That means lots of horrifying, sadistic dreams - basically my brain trying to make sense of why it's experiencing so much pain by creating a scenario where it would be appropriate. Pretty much every torture scene I've seen in movies comes up eventually, which is kind of funny, but the stuff that I make up myself is sometimes worse and a bit disturbing.

As for the PG-13 dreams, I can give you a dream about a lift falling, then abruptly changing direction and going sideways. I always woke up screaming at this point.

There was another where I was a pilot who had to pick up Winnie Churchill to take him to Teheran for an Allied conference. Only that there was a Nazi spy at Number 10, too. She had the face and the voice of Marlene Dietrich, and was also the Devil himself. Meh.

The other weird things are generally not PG-13, either for violence, splatter, or sex.

I had a dream once where I looked at a table leg, nothing happened and nothing moved, I just looked at this table leg for what seemed like an hour.

A huge multi-colored ball of strings. For every action taken the strings from that point of intersection representing the decision, the color shifted. Every decision marked the strings related to it. The entire big ball of causality had patches of color along the strings as every choice changed possibilities.

It was a rather brain melting dream. Gotta love fever drreams.

A huge multi-colored ball of strings. For every action taken the strings from that point of intersection representing the decision, the color shifted. Every decision marked the strings related to it. The entire big ball of causality had patches of color along the strings as every choice changed possibilities.

It was a rather brain melting dream. Gotta love fever drreams.

Reminds me of Yogzotot.

I dreamt I was watching myself playing most of a game of monopoly with by brothers and grandfather.

I've had really mundane dreams whereby I remembered I needed to buy new socks, or had to do my washing and stuff like that. Ridiculously mundane to the point of weirdness.

I've had plenty of freaky dreams, but none that come to mind at the moment that I would be willing to disclose on an open website.

Dream thread? Cool.

This one time, I dreamt that I was wandering around the New London submarine base, using my communicator watch to summon my car because I was hoplessly lost and I needed it to teleport to my location. I was there to buy this Mercedes from some guy, but the asshole had already sold it to someone else without telling me.

I was walking around, talking into my watch, and looking like a jackass when I encountered this homeless-looking old dude. He looks at me, I look at him, and he says this:

"Those're some gay shorts you got on, boy."

I look down, and sure enough, I'm now wearing these goddamn spandex bicycle shorts. I say to myself, "This dream sucks." I then realized that I was indeed having a dream, and decided to do something awesome.

I spent the rest of the dream wandering around the base trying to summon my car. In spandex shorts. What an awful dream that was.

A dream of the apocalypse which began with a fight between two mechanics over some lady's car and got worse from there. As in burning babies worse. I had that dream I think somewhere around 11th or 12th grade.

So, whats your strangest dream, folks?
Walking knee-deep in blood, gore, intestines, and body parts while fighting off faceless hordes of heavily armored foes with nothing but an ax - all by myself since the fellow combatants I started out with succumbed one by one until only I was left standing on a mount of corpses.

I don't know whether it was something I ate before I went to bed - but that happened during a time during which I was plagued with nightmares on a very regular basis, so it might simply have been my mind wandering into strange worlds.

Haven't had a nightmare in about a year now and I rarely remember vivid dreams since. Not bad for a change, I have to say.

I had a dream last night that I was sitting in a cigar lounge that was decorated like an opium den (stereotypically of course) and trying to write a German style crossword puzzle where all the clues were related to the periodic table of elements and at the same time I was discussing with another person whether or not crosswords with mostly unchecked words were easier or harder than ones with mostly checked words, we were eating omelets with salsa and drinking apple juice with vodka and lime.

I don't remember what I dreamed after that but I woke up after I apparently punched myself in the face and my nose was bleeding everywhere.

I was president of the US and on my priavte plane (which for some reaosn had poassengers in closer to the front). There are noises and my guards go out to take a look, they dont return. I go out to find everyone blindfolded and tied down and two cartoon sharks walking around (somehow) checking on them. I go kung-fu on one of them and he dies. Then the plane lands and i become best friends with the other shark. Oh and we never untie the prisinors lol.

I was in Flordia. I had 2 cats; one ran away. The other cat spoke to me, and told me he knew where the other cat had gone. So, I followed Coco. He drove the car while I searched for Tai. The surroundings were a strange mélange of road side stops, Canadian landscape and Florida weather. There were also no other cars on the road. Did I mention the cat would talk to me?

I dreamed that i was fully dressed and i had studied for the test i was taking.

A dream of the apocalypse which began with a fight between two mechanics over some lady's car and got worse from there. As in burning babies worse. I had that dream I think somewhere around 11th or 12th grade.

That's now sigged.

I also have one really common recurring dream. It's that one that everyone gets, when you're standing on top of a giant pyramid surrounded by millions of naked women who are throwing tiny pickles at you.

I also have one really common recurring dream. It's that one that everyone gets, when you're standing on top of a giant pyramid surrounded by millions of naked women who are throwing tiny pickles at you.

They throw large pickles at me. :p

I dreamed that i was fully dressed and i had studied for the test i was taking.

I bet you were fluent in whatever language the test paper was printed in as well.

Probably the weirdest one I had to date...

Imagine an urbanized area near a chain of convenience stores. On the parking lot, two homeless folks are sitting down, then one of them suddenly vomits. The other implores, "Speak to Jesus again please."

I woke up rather confused afterwards.

Probably the weirdest one I had to date...

Imagine an urbanized area near a chain of convenience stores. On the parking lot, two homeless folks are sitting down, then one of them suddenly vomits. The other implores, "Speak to Jesus again please."

I woke up rather confused afterwards.

I will follow you anywhere.

I don't remember the last time I had a normal dream.A couple weeks ago I had a dream that was essentially a combination of World of Warcraft, My big fat greek wedding, Yu-Gi-Oh, Anchorman and something involving plastic people.

I also have one really common recurring dream. It's that one that everyone gets, when you're standing on top of a giant pyramid surrounded by millions of naked women who are throwing tiny pickles at you.

are you dressed in a sun-god like robes?

are the women dancing?

if yes, then it's only you. ;)

I will follow you anywhere.

Noted. When the Glorious Revolution comes, I shall have you by my side against the robotic invaders and Sun People.

A few days back, after reading through a so-awful-it-made-my-eyes-die Harry Potter fanfic called My Immortal (Link (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zrx2kZk4Pzg&feature=PlayList&p=D3FA49E4DDBE3698&index=0&playnext=1), read by Scottish people for your entertainment) and playing far, far too much Command and Conquer 3, I had a dream that the Brotherhood of Nod laid siege to Hogwarts. They blew open the castle wall with Fanatics then took everyone hostage and gave them Tiberium injections. Kane executed Dumbledore because he was a GDI spy. Snape was a Nod Commando.

So, whats your strangest dream, folks?
There've been too many.
*but*
I've had a dream about Sin/Neesika, and a dream about Lunatic Golfballs. Just imagine how normal they were.

I had a dream I swallowed a Quarter once...and I woke up uncontrollably coughing for an hour or so...

and I had a dream I was trapped in my car while it ran off a bridge and began filling up with water and I could really feel myself drowning, until I thought to myself "I know how to get out of this, they did it on Mythbusters" so I waited till the pressure equaled out and then opened the door...

And one time I was staying the night at a friend's house, and he left the radio on while I went to sleep and the local radio tag line is "CPR ROCKS!" and I had a dream that me and my friends formed a Dodgeball team in Hawaii, named 'The Rocks' headed by my JROTC captain, and including people I hadnt spoken too since Middle School, and the whole time im sittin there thinking "Why did we name the team 'The Rocks', Rocks cant dodge, they dont even Move!"

I conducted a Rambo-esque operation in North Korea, where I rescued some hostages, and I proceeded to escape the country by driving casually across the NK-SK border in a hearse where the steering wheel would continually change size. All while APCs, tanks and Half-tracks were on my trail. Oddly enough the DMZ was just a simple bridge with one armed guard. Also the border was just a simple painted line, like in that Simpsons episode where they go to Australia.

I seem to recall being chased down Barnet high street by a large amount of green jelly beans in cowboy clothes.....
I also dream that I wake up, have a shower, eat breakfast and go off to school, then wake up and do exactly that

I seem to recall being chased down Barnet high street by a large amount of green jelly beans in cowboy clothes.....
I also dream that I wake up, have a shower, eat breakfast and go off to school, then wake up and do exactly that

Thats not dreaming, thats Tequila

There was one where I was skydiving with mice. They spoke english, but with a French accent. It was weird.

The one's where I wake up with dried blood on my hands, sometimes on my face too. Funny thing is, I can never remember what the dreams are.

The most recent one was last night. For some reason I was Captain James T. Kirk, retired by that point in time, who had been contacted by Mr. Spock and told that and old enemy, Garth of Izar had reappeared and would be using his shape changing abilities to track us and our families down and kill them. Our only chance was to get to him first. Thankfully we had also learned the ability to shape change and so I was going to disguise myself as Spiderman and Mr. Spock would take on the form of Batman. Sadly, while roasting a traditional Irish pickle (Which apparently means taking said pickles and holding them into the flame of a blowtorch with your bare hands while drinking Irish whiskey), Garth struck and kidnapped my wife.

So as Spiderman (but really Captain Kirk) I and Batman (re Spock) tracked down Garth to an abandoned hotel located at the top of Donner Summit in the Sierra Nevada and fought an epic battle that involved shape changes and flying cats. I managed to rescue my wife though before the hotel exploded. The last part of my dream was calling for beam up to the Enterprise.

Of course, that wasn't the weirdest dream I ever had, I mean, it didn't even have the damsel and roller skating dragon singing duet!

Thus is why I say that if my dreams mean anything, I'm very scared.