Who had the best moustache ever?
Ledgersia
30-03-2009, 22:05
Which person, either historical or contemporary, famous or little-known, do you think had the best moustache? Poll coming.
Ron Jeremy, the original Porn Stache.
Conserative Morality
30-03-2009, 22:09
Stalin's mustache was epic, much like the scale of famine and grief he caused.
Fartsniffage
30-03-2009, 22:13
http://s3.amazonaws.com/listverse/evilwomen/moustache.jpg
This guy.
Poliwanacraca
30-03-2009, 22:14
How did Dali not make this list? Craziness.
Lunatic Goofballs
30-03-2009, 22:15
http://s3.amazonaws.com/listverse/evilwomen/moustache.jpg
This guy.
http://bitcast-a.v1.iad1.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/2007/9/12sep26-mustache-man.jpg
I beg to differ.
German Nightmare
30-03-2009, 22:16
I'm torn between Tom Selleck and Burt Reynolds.
Nice call with Ron Jeremy!
Fartsniffage
30-03-2009, 22:19
http://bitcast-a.v1.iad1.bitgravity.com/break/dnet/media/2007/9/12sep26-mustache-man.jpg
I beg to differ.
That's a beard, not a moustache. If I'd know beards were allowed then I'd have pull out this guy:
http://www.bjreview.com.cn/photo/download/site23/20061229/0013729a831e06ff325901.jpg
Lunatic Goofballs
30-03-2009, 22:20
That's a beard, not a moustache. If I'd know beards were allowed then I'd have pull out this guy:
http://www.bjreview.com.cn/photo/download/site23/20061229/0013729a831e06ff325901.jpg
Touche'
Ledgersia
30-03-2009, 22:20
Beards are not allowed. Your candidate can have a beard, but we are judging only moustaches, not other facial hair he may have.
The Parkus Empire
30-03-2009, 22:55
http://images.easyart.com/i/prints/rw/en_easyart/lg/3/9/Cavalier--Twirling-Moustache---Restrike-Etching--Jean-Louis-Ernest-Meissonier-39327.jpg
Rambhutan
30-03-2009, 22:59
Nietzsche - really the best thing about him.
Hydesland
30-03-2009, 23:05
http://s3.amazonaws.com/listverse/evilwomen/moustache.jpg
This guy.
Can't really argue with this.
Balawaristan
30-03-2009, 23:11
Concur on Nietzsche.
http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff31/Ronish333/TurnAGundam.jpg
OilCan Harry Gundam... Aka Turn A Gundam.
Geniasis
31-03-2009, 00:14
Kinda hard to tell whether it's a stache or beard, but...
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_90VUu9yufbU/SR4oM8r8MmI/AAAAAAAAAXI/w-gu44XG64I/s400/moustache.jpg
Yootopia
31-03-2009, 00:42
Stalin had a fuckin' fine tache.
Krytenia
31-03-2009, 00:45
Nigel Mansell. A 'tache surprisingly unaffected by "helmet hair".
Insert "helmet hair" joke here. I can't be arsed.
Knights of Liberty
31-03-2009, 00:48
Polish people have the best 'taches.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
31-03-2009, 01:27
Vlad Tepes. *nod*
Truly Blessed
31-03-2009, 03:29
Okay best looking mustaches sadly I have put way too much thought into this.
1. Tom Sellick
2. Burt Reynolds
3. Derek Smalls - Spinal Tap
4. Lemmy - Motorhead
5. Freddie Mercury
If you are a hockey fan
Lanny MacDonald
Rollie Fingers if you are a baseball fan.
Knights of Liberty
31-03-2009, 03:34
4. Lemmy - Motorhead
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Good call.
Dluighinleigh
31-03-2009, 03:44
Porfirio friggin' Diaz.
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Katganistan
31-03-2009, 04:31
Ur mom. :eek:
Skallvia
31-03-2009, 04:34
https://www.the4plex.net/images/zz_top.jpg
Coz every girl crazy bout a sharp dressed man...
Pepe Dominguez
31-03-2009, 06:09
Hitler wins for basically owning a particular style (none of the other have done that - not even Stalin), but, having ruined that style for everyone else, he could be considered to have damaged the reputation of moustaches in general, and that's no good. So no credit for Hitler.
Ferrous Oxide
31-03-2009, 06:34
Edward William Barton-Wright, inventor of the martial art "bartitsu".
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/9/9e/Copy_of_Montage.jpg/441px-Copy_of_Montage.jpg
Saige Dragon
31-03-2009, 06:48
4. Lemmy - Motorhead
YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Good call.
Seconded.
Luna Amore
31-03-2009, 07:00
How did Dali not make this list? Craziness.My thoughts exactly.
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/ioseth/dali_double_moustache.jpg
Heinleinites
31-03-2009, 07:25
4. Lemmy - Motorhead
Good choice. I'm going to nominate Snidely Whiplash:
http://www.conversationmarketing.com/Snidely%2BWhiplash.png
Lackadaisical2
31-03-2009, 07:29
My thoughts exactly.
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/ioseth/dali_double_moustache.jpg
creepy... I like me a good thick 'stache.
I'm rather jealous of my dad's stache actually, but I don't have any pics so :p
Nanatsu no Tsuki
31-03-2009, 13:04
My thoughts exactly.
http://i202.photobucket.com/albums/aa20/ioseth/dali_double_moustache.jpg
Ala, why didn't I think of Dalí's crazy moustache?:tongue:
Rambhutan
31-03-2009, 13:11
Frank Zappa had a pretty good 'tache, hard to imagine him without it.
Wanderjar
31-03-2009, 14:26
Dude you forgot Kaiser Wilhelm II!
But I voted for Stalin...I've got a softspot for the fuzz beneath the Man of Steel's nose.
The Free Priesthood
31-03-2009, 17:49
Dali, of course :})
Intestinal fluids
31-03-2009, 18:11
Bank error in your favor collect $200!
http://www.blogcdn.com/nintendo.joystiq.com/media/2008/04/monopoly_cs0424225.jpg
Lord Tothe
01-04-2009, 06:25
Mark Twain a.k.a. Samuel Langhorne Clemens (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Twain)
Wilhelm Kuhne, who was posthumously awarded the Nobel Prize for mustache in 1908, is without doubt the best here.
Ledgersia
01-04-2009, 06:38
Dude you forgot Kaiser Wilhelm II!
But I voted for Stalin...I've got a softspot for the fuzz beneath the Man of Steel's nose.
Kaiser Bill had plenty of faults, but a mediocre moustache was not one of them. :D
Straughn
01-04-2009, 07:57
Ron Jeremy, the original Porn Stache.That's a mop, remember? His nick is "Hedgehog" for a reason.
My vote? Dali.
http://www.lucyirving.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/salvador_dali_nywts.jpg