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New World Order

Melphi
30-03-2009, 00:48
All the hidden masterminds in conspiracy theories control everything in an effort to bring about a new world order. A world in they they are in control.
But they are already in control so wouldn't that be the current world order? Really, what is this NWO supposed to be? A one world government? That wouldn't really be a NWO as far as I could see. Just a condensing of the current world order.

So what is this NWO and why is it so drastic a change?
Hydesland
30-03-2009, 00:49
I don't remember Hulk Hogan being in charge of anything.
Skallvia
30-03-2009, 00:49
Im trying dammit, I started small, trying to entice support for the Anglo Union, then I went for getting the North American Union to join the EU...

and now im trying to get my World Government off the ground...

IM JUST ONE MAN DAMMIT!!! Im not the Anti-Christ, lol...
Skallvia
30-03-2009, 00:50
I don't remember Hulk Hogan being in charge of anything.

Id vote for the Hulkster for President....lets see Kim Jong-Il stand up to all those Hulkamaniacs out there!!!

http://club_a8558.at.infoseek.co.jp/i-mode/tbnwo4life.gif lol
Rhursbourg
30-03-2009, 00:57
this thread was paid for by the
http://i39.tinypic.com/2drx8he.jpg
SaintB
30-03-2009, 00:57
You cannot possibly fathom the true agenda of our subteranian Jewish lizard man overlords. (Or Underlords?)
Taboksol
30-03-2009, 01:00
Never shall your blasphemous wizard lizard psychopathic Jews fail to succumb to this beuty:

http://www.pensitoreview.com/images/photo-kim-jong-il.jpg
Londim
30-03-2009, 01:03
The following Announcement has been paid for by the New World Order. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eonl_rqRRoY&feature=related)
Lunatic Goofballs
30-03-2009, 01:09
World order would be very new. *nod*
Skallvia
30-03-2009, 01:14
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ni7SSeN-7Kk&feature=related

Like we've been told, "Change is inevitable"
The Plutonian Empire
30-03-2009, 01:17
The New World Order will arise from the ashes of the Dec, 21, 2012 apocalypse. *nods*
Skallvia
30-03-2009, 01:19
The New World Order will arise from the ashes of the Dec, 21, 2012 apocalypse. *nods*

So thats when they'll inject the poison?


(kudos to those who get the reference)
Taboksol
30-03-2009, 01:19
The New World Order will arise from the ashes of the Dec, 21, 2012 apocalypse. *nods*

Juche calendar > Mayan calendar.
The Romulan Republic
30-03-2009, 02:10
All the hidden masterminds in conspiracy theories control everything in an effort to bring about a new world order. A world in they they are in control.
But they are already in control so wouldn't that be the current world order? Really, what is this NWO supposed to be? A one world government? That wouldn't really be a NWO as far as I could see. Just a condensing of the current world order.

So what is this NWO and why is it so drastic a change?

I'm pretty sure it means different things to different people. If you're anti-Jew, it means the Jews taking over. If you're anti-UN, it means the UN taking over, etc.

I've heard some NWO conspiricy theories, and one element I vaugely recall is that this ancient consipiricy plans to wipe out a large part of the human race (population control or something). I'm not as familiar with conspiricy theories as I used to be, though.
New Manvir
30-03-2009, 03:19
Id vote for the Hulkster for President....lets see Kim Jong-Il stand up to all those Hulkamaniacs out there!!!

http://club_a8558.at.infoseek.co.jp/i-mode/tbnwo4life.gif lol

who needs a foreign policy when you've got an atomic leg drop.
SaintB
30-03-2009, 03:24
who needs a foreign policy when you've got an atomic leg drop.

A weapon as fearsome as the atomic bomb... and it would be funny to hear him threaten foriegn dictatorships with "What are you gonna do when America runs wild in your country?!"
Gauthier
30-03-2009, 03:28
A weapon as fearsome as the atomic bomb... and it would be funny to hear him threaten foriegn dictatorships with "What are you gonna do when America runs wild in your country?!"

And who needs the UN or NATO when you've got the Pack?
SaintB
30-03-2009, 03:30
And who needs the UN or NATO when you've got the Pack?

Seriously, and if any one tried to stop us we'd just choke slam them.
Cameroi
30-03-2009, 08:43
it annoys me greatly, what this term has been coopted by, in total ignorance of its original intent and purpose, which i rather doubt 99.999% of people using it today have the slightest idea about.

(why do i have visions of someone trying to "choke slam" a nuclear tipped missile in mid flight?)
Taboksol
30-03-2009, 08:55
(why do i have visions of someone trying to "choke slam" a nuclear tipped missile in mid flight?)

Because you're starting to realize the true intelligence of American pseudo-masculine bravery, perhaps?

It wouldn't surprise me if none of this was a joke to be fair.

Oh yeah, let's forget foreign policy and rape the world; after all, it is ourselves we're raping -- what next, enlist anybody with an IQ of 70 who has been institutionalised for decades only exposed to world wrestling series' for stimulation periodically and injected to the rim with steroids into the ranks of the whitehouse?

Well then, let's this guy into power:

http://dearjesus.files.wordpress.com/2008/08/1181537162_idiocracy5.jpg
Bokkiwokki
30-03-2009, 09:05
The new world orders from Z to A instead of the other way round. Imagine the work having to be done to introduce that without anyone noticing!
Taboksol
30-03-2009, 09:09
The new world orders from Z to A instead of the other way round. Imagine the work having to be done to introduce that without anyone noticing!

No, it simply does with the alphabet altogether, at the rate and direction we're going.
Ledgersia
30-03-2009, 09:50
World order would be very new. *nod*

And boring. I'd prefer world clowniness.
Loria Aesir
30-03-2009, 13:40
I heard the NWO will have their hub at Denver International Airport. Seriously Google it. I love crackpot theories.
Wanderjar
30-03-2009, 14:08
All the hidden masterminds in conspiracy theories control everything in an effort to bring about a new world order. A world in they they are in control.
But they are already in control so wouldn't that be the current world order? Really, what is this NWO supposed to be? A one world government? That wouldn't really be a NWO as far as I could see. Just a condensing of the current world order.

So what is this NWO and why is it so drastic a change?


I've always felt that the NWO theory was a big heaping pile of bullshit. I don't believe it. *waits for the inevitable firestorm...*

That always happens when I admit to not believing in it :(
Lunatic Goofballs
30-03-2009, 14:22
And boring. I'd prefer world clowniness.

New World Chaos FTW! :D
Mirkana
30-03-2009, 22:13
New World Chaos FTW! :D

For Chaos!
Melphi
30-03-2009, 22:29
After the first response mentioned hulk hogan, I figured it would die quickly. Who plugged it up to life support? :confused:


Also, I thought the post about the airport was a joke, but I googled anyway. The crap people get paranoid over.:eek:
German Nightmare
30-03-2009, 23:28
For Chaos!
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:PU3C3vyf34rdhM:https://www.gwindi.net/images/D1105P.jpg
Father Nurgle smiles upon you!
Truly Blessed
30-03-2009, 23:46
It not about drastic change. It is about solidifying power. It is the usual the haves vs. the have nots. It is about large multi-national corporation. Coroporations with the money and power to buy whatever and whoever they want and if we don't play along they find a way to get rid of you either through violent or non-violent means. I think to some degree it does happen. So then if the question is, "Is their a shadow government?" I would not be so quick to dismiss it outright. It would however involve many levels of Government in many different countries. It is difficult to imagine any corporation today being that displined and ruthless. Is it possible, yes. "Do I think is happening now?" Not likely but one could never really tell.
Myrth
31-03-2009, 00:26
The only world order needed is my world order.
Krytenia
31-03-2009, 00:49
The New World Order is as follows:

3 hotdogs (1 no mustard)
7 bacon double cheeseburgers
11 tacos
5 chicken burritos
2lb brazil nuts
15 large fries.

Oh, and a strawberry milkshake. NI!
Mirkana
31-03-2009, 03:55
http://tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:PU3C3vyf34rdhM:https://www.gwindi.net/images/D1105P.jpg
Father Nurgle smiles upon you!

All according to plan...
Veblenia
31-03-2009, 05:31
Dance, pretty puppets, dance! Bwahahahahaha!



Aww, crap. Was that out loud?