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WW1 Veteran becomes Oldest UK Citizen ever!

Londim
29-03-2009, 15:18
The UK's oldest man has reached a new milestone by becoming the oldest ever British man, after clocking up 112 years and 296 days.

Henry Allingham has lived longer than Welshman John Evans, who died in 1990 aged 112 years and 295 days.

Mr Allingham is one of two surviving World War I veterans in the UK and is also the oldest Royal Navy veteran.

He is spending the day quietly at St Dunstan's care home for blind ex-service personnel near Brighton.

Mr Allingham, who has dedicated much of his time in recent years to giving talks to schoolchildren about his experiences, will be 113 years old on 6 June.

Dennis Goodwin, his close friend and founder of the First World War Veterans' Association, said: "He has achieved another milestone in his long life and is raising the bar of longevity.

"To be honest the last two years have been littered with milestones but this one is nice for him.

"The next one will come when he becomes a 'teenager' again when he reaches 113 in June."

Promoted to officer

On Monday Mr Allingham will be made an honorary member of the Royal Naval Association during a low-key presentation at St Dunstan's.

Earlier this month he received an upgraded Legion d'Honneur in London, six years after receiving his first one.

He has held the rank of chevalier, or knight, in the Legion d'Honneur since 2003 but was promoted to the rank of officer by French ambassador Maurice Gourdault-Montagne.

Mr Allingham, who now has his first great-great-great-grandchild, joined the Royal Navy Air Service in September 1915 before transferring to the RAF in April 1918.

As well as being the last founder member of the RAF, he is also the sole survivor of the Battle of Jutland.

Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7970710.stm)

So, record set. Will you beat it?


"The next one will come when he becomes a 'teenager' again when he reaches 113 in June."

Will he become a terror, hanging on street corners and threatening people as they walk past?
Lunatic Goofballs
29-03-2009, 15:21
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7970710.stm)

So, record set. Will you beat it?



Will he become a terror, hanging on street corners and threatening people as they walk past?

Yay Puberty! :D
Wanderjar
29-03-2009, 15:21
Source (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/sussex/7970710.stm)



Will he become a terror, hanging on street corners and threatening people as they walk past?


*gorgeous girl walks past* "Hey there pretty momma! Why don't you come back to my place and give me a sponge bath?"


Oh wait thats LG everyweekened...damn. :(
Wanderjar
29-03-2009, 15:22
Yay Puberty! :D


Funny you say that...they say that when people reach 75-80 years old, its the functional equivalent of hitting puberty again. I shudder to think about all the shenanigans that occur in Nursing Homes...
Balawaristan
29-03-2009, 15:24
I used to have dreams about a second puberty, becoming even more muscular, hairier, and bestial.
Balawaristan
29-03-2009, 15:27
Funny you say that...they say that when people reach 75-80 years old, its the functional equivalent of hitting puberty again. I shudder to think about all the shenanigans that occur in Nursing Homes...

Yeah, my cousin works in a nursing home. Apparently there are two causes:

1- Gender balance. Lots of old widows for every man, because more men die off young. Once you make it that far along, there's lots of gray pussy for each peter.

2- Dementia lowers inhibitions. A really religious old lady might become a real trooper, taking it in the pooper.

Actually, there's a rising rate of HIV transmission and other STDs among the elderly.
Wanderjar
29-03-2009, 15:29
Actually, there's a rising rate of HIV transmission and other STDs among the elderly.


"Grandma! You slut!"
greed and death
29-03-2009, 19:24
hpw did such a dignified topic get turned into old people sex ?!?!?!
Galloism
29-03-2009, 19:28
hpw did such a dignified topic get turned into old people sex ?!?!?!

This is NSG.
greed and death
29-03-2009, 19:31
This is NSG.

someone start swinging the ban hammer
Dyakovo
29-03-2009, 19:33
So, record set. Will you beat it??

Nope


hpw did such a dignified topic get turned into old people sex ?!?!?!This is NSG.
someone start swinging the ban hammer

If the mods started banning people for turning topics to sex when there's no obvious connection there'd be no-one left here.
greed and death
29-03-2009, 20:14
Nope




If the mods started banning people for turning topics to sex when there's no obvious connection there'd be no-one left here.

only ban when it insult soliders and veterans of course.
[NS]Rolling squid
29-03-2009, 21:25
only ban when it insult soliders and veterans of course.

forget the ban hammer, I'm thinking we need the troll cannon.
SaintB
29-03-2009, 23:47
If he can survive at least 17 more years he can claim the title of world's oldest living person.
Taboksol
30-03-2009, 01:17
No, that'd be Kim Il-sung. He has powers of immortality beyond your comprehension. The Juche idea says so.

(I'm sleep deprived and giddy; not intending to cause anger or whatnot)
Anti-Social Darwinism
30-03-2009, 01:32
Funny you say that...they say that when people reach 75-80 years old, its the functional equivalent of hitting puberty again. I shudder to think about all the shenanigans that occur in Nursing Homes...

Thirteen years to go. I hated puberty. Now it looks like I'm going to have to do it again. Oooh, shenanigans.
Skallvia
30-03-2009, 01:34
Hmmmmm......Invigorating....
Blouman Empire
30-03-2009, 05:32
Yeah, my cousin works in a nursing home. Apparently there are two causes:

1- Gender balance. Lots of old widows for every man, because more men die off young. Once you make it that far along, there's lots of gray pussy for each peter.

2- Dementia lowers inhibitions. A really religious old lady might become a real trooper, taking it in the pooper.

Actually, there's a rising rate of HIV transmission and other STDs among the elderly.

Actually from a related article

It may have been this sort of stuff that has kept him going

"whisky, and wild, wild women".

Source: http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/england/sussex/7713556.stm
Dinaverg
30-03-2009, 07:10
Is anyone else feeling a sort of 'WWI Veteran Countdown'? 'Survivor: WWI'? We're down to, at most, 12 now, aren't we?