NationStates Jolt Archive

I guess if you do it right, you can get as much six months off with pay. Wish I'd known about this when I was working.

http://www.asylum.com/2009/03/23/get-a-free-day-off-claim-an-obscure-religious-holiday/?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl4|link5|http%3A%2F%2Fwww.asylum.com%2F2009%2F03%2F23%2Fget-a-free-day-off-claim-an-obscure-religious-holiday%2F

I used to have a girlfriend who's job it was to get naked at work.

I broke it off tho' 'cos she used to get off on being slapped around, and I'm not into that.

God rewards his own.
http://apolloideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/apollo-naked-woman.png

God rewards his own.
http://apolloideas.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/apollo-naked-woman.png

Think of the laundry we'd save! :D

Think of the laundry we'd save! :D

Yeah. THAT'S what I'm thinking about, yessirree.

At first, working naked would be a blast, but applying all that make-up would get real old real fast. :p

I'd be cool with working naked. But if any of my co-workers followed suit I'd have to quit. *shudder*

This thread gives me a great idea. If I ever have an engine failure in a plane with a bunch of models on board, I'm going to tell them all that we need to remove all of our clothes and throw them overboard to reduce our weight and maximize our glide range.

This thread gives me a great idea. If I ever have an engine failure in a plane with a bunch of models on board, I'm going to tell them all that we need to remove all of our clothes and throw them overboard to reduce our weight and maximize our glide range.

That could work. ;)

That could work. ;)

*adds it to the "Engine Failure in Flight" checklist*

The fact that I didn't think of this before is disturbing. I must be slipping in my old age.