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What is your favorite form of execution? Mine would have to be The Guillotine, it was a pretty simple device, yet very effective. Also the simple fact that be heading by Guillotine became a spectator's sport during the French Revolution kinda tells you how awesome of a machine it was.

http://www.blastmilk.com/decollete/gallery/guillotine/guillotine19.jpg

Poll coming.

Favourite to watch, or to be executed by or what?

Favourite to watch, or to be executed by or what?

In general.

Hungarian Guillotine

Gradual ageing

Hungarian Guillotine

How is that different from the French Guillotine?

I must concur on the guillotine. That was a device invented in primitive times that was simple, efficient, and actually started being used because it was "less cruel" then the previous method - beheading by axe.

I desperately wanted to pick SnuSnu...

But, I was Super Cereal, so i picked Firing Squad, its dignified enough, and A bullet in the head puts you out fast...

and if they miss there's always a chance at escape, lol...

Gradual ageing

That's the one.

How is that different from the French Guillotine?

A certian Hungarian noble really really liked the Guillotine, but got sick of sharpening the blade after each execution. So, he made a change.

Instead of your head being sliced off with a blade, instead a 5 ton rock just falls and crushes your head into pulp. Just as quick, but you dont have to sharpen anything!

Its also a lot messier.

Just one of those odd tidbits Ive picked up over the course of getting my degree :D

shuggie.

Gradual ageing

That's the one.

Sorry, not an option, pick another one.

A certian Hungarian noble really really liked the Guillotine, but got sick of sharpening the blade after each execution. So, he made a change.

Instead of your head being sliced off with a blade, instead a 5 ton rock just falls and crushes your head into pulp. Just as quick, but you dont have to sharpen anything!

Its also a lot messier.

Just one of those odd tidbits Ive picked up over the course of getting my degree :D

Hehe, awesome. Although that sounds more like death by stoning.

Why is Death by Snu Snu a joke option? And I'd imagine it could be either a wonderful or a horrible way to go, depending on whose Snu Snu, don't you think?

Well as perverse as this line of questioning is I feel compelled to answer.

If it's me who's getting killed I want to die as poetically and awesomely as possible. I say firring squad with a last cigarette and some nice inspiring inflammatory last words before I die in a hail of gunfire.

Plus I'd make the bastard pay for the bullet...

Why is Death by Snu Snu a joke option? And I'd imagine it could be either a wonderful or a horrible way to go, depending on whose Snu Snu, don't you think?

It's a joke option because there is no real form of death by snu snu, it was just something that came out of Futurama.

for me...

The person executed will be put into an air tight room three days before execution. then on the second night. as he/she sleeps, the air will be removed.

Asphixiation in their sleep.

Guillotine, provided I am not living in Robespierre's time, in which case the machine has been used too much so far in the day, meaning it is much less sharp than it should be, and thus more painful.

It's a joke option because there is no real form of death by snu snu, it was just something that came out of Futurama.

You mean "Snu Snu" isn't a euphemism for . . .


. . .

I don't have a "favorite way to cause death of other human beings", and question the mental stability of those who do.

It's a joke option because there is no real form of death by snu snu, it was just something that came out of Futurama.

umm...did you like....miss the ENTIRE joke of that episode?

I don't have a "favorite way to cause death of other human beings", and question the mental stability of those who do.

I question your authority to question the mental stability of people who lay awake at nigh envisioning forms of execution. IMHO - it's perfectly normal.

I don't have a "favorite way to cause death of other human beings", and question the mental stability of those who do.

Oh, don't be a wet blanket. Cmon, doesn't the idea of chopping someone's head off appeal to the child inside of you?

IMHO - it's perfectly normal.

I think that's part of the problem.

Oh, don't be a wet blanket. Cmon, doesn't the idea of chopping someone's head off appeal to the child inside of you?

Doesnt seem to appeal to the one locked in my Trunk for some reason ;).....

Oh, don't be a wet blanket. Cmon, doesn't the idea of chopping someone's head off appeal to the child inside of you?

Seriously I really hope you don't have a child inside you. Thats just wrong. Michael Jackson wrong...

I don't have a "favorite way to cause death of other human beings", and question the mental stability of those who do.

that may be true... but I'm sure you probably though of some idiot being buried alive in Legal papers... :p

Seriously I really hope you don't have a child inside you.

No but I do have a parasite.

umm...did you like....miss the ENTIRE joke of that episode?

You know, you remind me of Flood. He has this snotty attitude where he thinks he's better than everyone else because he used to be a very powerful program in the Matrix universe before he was forced to go into exile. He has this holier than thou attitude too, and looks down on everyone else. Of course he also has a french accent. However, at the end of the day he's just The Merovingian Bitch. I am going to call you Puddles from now on.

http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp175/noxton/flood.jpg

I think that's part of the problem.

Ok Puddles, whatever you say.

I am going to call you Puddles from now on.

No. You won't.

You know, you remind me of Flood. He has this snotty attitude where he thinks he's better than everyone else because he used to be a very powerful program in the Matrix universe before he was forced to go into exile. He has this holier than thou attitude too, and looks down on everyone else. Of course he also has a french accent. However, at the end of the day he's just The Merovingian Bitch. I am going to call you Puddles from now on.

http://i409.photobucket.com/albums/pp175/noxton/flood.jpg



Ok Puddles, whatever you say.


Only if I can call you Buffalo Bill.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/buffalo-bill.jpg

Or....what?

*shrug* either/or really, but isn't you calling me names sorta like the hideously deformed, incredibly ugly pot that everyone points at and says "ugh" calling the kettle black?

Only if I can call you Buffalo Bill.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/buffalo-bill.jpg

how about elephant man?

*shrug* either/or really, but isn't you calling me names sorta like the hideously deformed, incredibly ugly pot that everyone points at and says "ugh" calling the kettle black?

Yeah - you tell 'em puddles.

Only if I can call you Buffalo Bill.
http://imgsrv.923krock.com/image/wfny3/UserFiles/Image/news_images/buffalo-bill.jpg

You know, having read the book recently, I'm now much less impressed with the film version. He was a lot more menacing in the book. In the movie they must have been like, "Okay, so he's crazy, what would a crazy person do? I know, scream when his victim screams, and twitch his arms like a retarded person! That's so crazy!"

how about elephant man?

Is it alright if I call you Mr. Prissy?

Please, you have to come up with something more original than that.

Please, you have to come up with something more original than that.

classics are classics for a reason. After all, some of us have a perspective broader than a movie made 10 years ago.

Please, you have to come up with something more original than that.

Oh an I suppose puddles was the hight of originality and class?

You know, having read the book recently, I'm now much less impressed with the film version. He was a lot more menacing in the book. In the movie they must have been like, "Okay, so he's crazy, what would a crazy person do? I know, scream when his victim screams, and twitch his arms like a retarded person! That's so crazy!"

Honestly, of the three real Lector movies (Silence, Hannibal, and Red Dragon), Silence is my least favorite. It set up Lector really well, and his moments in that movie are just bad ass, but the Buffalo Bill character is just kinda lame.

The only thing that makes Red Dragon superior (I mean, really? A Norman Bates character? Thats the best you can do? How original!) is the presence of my man-crush, Edward Norton.

Hannibal is my personal favorite. But I do love all three movies.

God, can't you 2 just put each other on ignore?

Ah, death by sexing the fuck out of me. Ayup.

Hannibal is my personal favorite. But I do love all three movies.

I think the last half hour of Hannibal defined the character far better than any of the other movies combined.

Please, you have to come up with something more original than that.

Ill be honest, even though they are completely unrelated, your Avatar always makes me think of this:

http://www.marveldirectory.com/pictures/individuals/l_1d/loki.gif

how about elephant man?

That's fucking low.

classics are classics for a reason. After all, some of us have a perspective broader than a movie made 10 years ago.

Oh an I suppose puddles was the hight of originality and class?

Classics are people who don't have any creativity beyond "Hmm what did we used to call that fat kid back in school?"

Elephant man, "ugh", was used up in middle school.

Ah, death by sexing the fuck out of me. Ayup.

I volunteer.

I volunteer.

:D
Then get to it.

Classics are people who don't have any creativity beyond "Hmm what did we used to call that fat kid back in school?"

This coming from someone who can't even come up with an insult that he didn't make up from the Matrix?

We get it, you love the Matrix. It was 10 years ago.

Let it the fuck go.

:D
Then get to it.

Can haz video plz?

Ah, death by sexing the fuck out of me. Ayup.

Nanatsu wants to get fucked to death and all you guys can do is bicker at each other. How gay is that.

Don't worry Nanu I'll murder you.
*runs to her house*


...oh wait apparently there's a line up.

Can haz video plz?

it's not a simulated snuff film. You probably wouldn't be interested.

Nanatsu wants to get fucked to death and all you guys can do is bicker at each other. How gay is that.

Don't worry Nanu I'll murder you.
*runs to her house*

Lmao!

In all honesty, that was my joke option. I don't think I have a favorite form of execution.

This coming from someone who can't even come up with an insult that he didn't make up from the Matrix?

We get it, you love the Matrix. It was 10 years ago.

Let it the fuck go.

Only if you'll let me the fuck go and stop posting in every thread I create.

Other wise, I shall keep up your new nick name, Puddles.

Oh, and the Matrix storyline is still on going. So, while the original movie was 10 years ago, the storyline is in continuance.

That's fucking low.

It has negatively affected my opinion of Neo Art--not that he cares.

Lmao!

In all honesty, that was my joke option. I don't think I have a favorite form of execution.

Oh you mysterious enigma you :$

We'll figure it out together.

Oh you mysterious enigma you :$

We'll figure it out together.

*points to Custom user title*

Gomen e.:wink:

Puddles.

Awesome.

Only if you'll let me the fuck go and stop posting in every thread I create.

You post in a discussion forum. I'm not sure what part of "if you post in a discussion forum, you invite people ON that forum to discuss it."

If you dislike me commenting on your threads, may I suggest going to somewhere where I am not?

Oh, and the Matrix storyline is still on going. So, while the original movie was 10 years ago, the storyline is in continuance.

Oh, wow, you sure showed me :rolleyes:

Other wise, I shall keep up your new nick name, Puddles.

I have told you once that I do not wish to be addressed in that fashion. I won't ask again, and will merely direct it to the moderators, who have already ruled before that posters are not supposed to address players by names when a request has been made to not do so.

it's not a simulated snuff film. You probably wouldn't be interested.

Why can't you leave him alone? Why do you have to follow him around, insulting him like an attention-seeking cruel little 5 year-old?

Only if you'll let me the fuck go and stop posting in every thread I create.

Other wise, I shall keep up your new nick name, Puddles.

Oh, and the Matrix storyline is still on going. So, while the original movie was 10 years ago, the storyline is in continuance.

You could just put him on ignore if you dislike him so.

Who the fuck is Puddles?

*points to Custom user title*

Gomen e.:wink:

*Stretches out bloody knife*

no one kills like FS kills.
Sure you don't want to reconsider...
It's to die for.

Why can't you leave him alone? Why do you have to follow him around, insulting him like an attention-seeking cruel little 5 year-old?

Adunabar, don't get into the argument. Really.;)

*Stretches out bloody knife*

no one kills like FS kills.
Sure you don't want to reconsider...
It's to die for.

<.<

Lolwut?

Adunabar, don't get into the argument. Really.;)

Shouldnt you be over here getting fucked to death?

Shouldnt you be over here getting fucked to death?

Can't the kitty joke?:rolleyes:

Why can't you leave him alone? Why do you have to follow him around, insulting him like an attention-seeking cruel little 5 year-old?

don't you have signature lines to count? I'm sure there's at least one left that's 9 lines long.

Somewhere.

Oh, and the Matrix storyline is still on going. So, while the original movie was 10 years ago, the storyline is in continuance.

Really?

Not to try and hijack the thread or anything...but, I loved the first movie, and still watch it every now and then(hated the sequels with a passion)

where is it still ongoing? in the Anime version I think they made?

Can't the kitty joke?:rolleyes:

Why the eyeroll? Everyone else got to try and get in your pants via interwebz, why cant I?:(

Why the eyeroll? Everyone else got to try and get in your pants via interwebz, why cant I?:(

KoL-kun, I was joking. :wink:

KoL-kun, I was joking. :wink:

:D


But seriousy, who the fuck is puddles?

Can't the kitty joke?:rolleyes:

No women are property which must be fought for.

KoL! enguarde!
*whips out shinning rapier*
Two shall die tonight!

*Stretches out bloody knife*

no one kills like FS kills.
Sure you don't want to reconsider...
It's to die for.

Her keeper is a very strong man. I don't think you'd like to tangle with him.

KoL! enguarde!
*whips out shinning rapier*
Two shall die tonight!

*shoots him*

This is the 21st century:p

You post in a discussion forum. I'm not sure what part of "if you post in a discussion forum, you invite people ON that forum to discuss it."

If you dislike me commenting on your threads, may I suggest going to somewhere where I am not?

Yea, thats kinda impossible when you follow me every fucking where on this damn forum! Can't have a fucking discussion on anything without you posting some degrading and insulting comment that is usually directed at me. Of course you get away with it because you barely skirt the rules around here.

I have told you once that I do not wish to be addressed in that fashion. I won't ask again, and will merely direct it to the moderators, who have already ruled before that posters are not supposed to address players by names when a request has been made to not do so.

If you continue to ignore my request, I shall continue to ignore yours.

:D


But seriousy, who the fuck is puddles?

According to Uncle Wilgrove, Puddles apparently is the nickname he coined for Neo Art.

*shoots him*

This is the 21st century:p

*Disintegrates KoL*

23rd, bitch!

Really?

Not to try and hijack the thread or anything...but, I loved the first movie, and still watch it every now and then(hated the sequels with a passion)

where is it still ongoing? in the Anime version I think they made?

The Matrix Online, but I wouldn't join, the last Dev quit, and I think SOE is going to pull the plug pretty soon. But I think Wikipedia has kept up the progress of the storyline.

If you continue to ignore my request, I shall continue to ignore yours.

Except...posting in your threads doesnt violate any rules.

Calling someone a name they dont wish to be called by is a flame.
According to Uncle Wilgrove, Puddles apparently is the nickname he coined for Neo Art.

I know, but I want to know why hes calling him Puddles.

*Disintegrates KoL*

23rd, bitch!

Interesting. Disintegration by raygun seems like a good form of execution.:tongue:

*shoots him*

This is the 21st century:p

You sir, *cough cough* are not a gentleman.

*pukes up blood*

Puddles ... come closer. CLOSER.
There is another... sky walk ... er

I know, but I want to know why hes calling him Puddles.

Read page 2.

Interesting. Disintegration by raygun seems like a good form of execution.:tongue:

Indeed. Fast, and leaves no evidence.

Except...posting in your threads doesnt violate any rules.

Calling someone a name they dont wish to be called by is a flame.


I know, but I want to know why hes calling him Puddles.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14642348&postcount=29

This is a discussion forum, what Neo does is not discussion, half the time it's degrading and insulting various members on this forum. The only reason he gets away with this is because he does barely skirt the rules around here.

But God forbid someone turns the table on him, because then he's insulted, and threatens to go run off to the Mods.

Indeed. Fast, and leaves no evidence.

Meh, I rather be fucked to death. :D

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14642348&postcount=29

This is a discussion forum, what Neo does is not discussion, half the time it's degrading and insulting various members on this forum. The only reason he gets away with this is because he does barely skirt the rules around here.

If you feel like hes breaking the rules, go to the Mods. No one is stopping you.

Meh, I rather be fucked to death. :D

What if it was really painful? Like with a 2 foot cock or something?

If you feel like hes breaking the rules, go to the Mods. No one is stopping you.

Indeed. Now, let us get back to the OP.

So, KoL, what's your favorite form of execution?

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14642348&postcount=29

This is a discussion forum, what Neo does is not discussion, half the time it's degrading and insulting various members on this forum. The only reason he gets away with this is because he does barely skirt the rules around here.

But God forbid someone turns the table on him, because then he's insulted, and threatens to go run off to the Mods.

If he skirts the rule without breaking it, then there is no issue. Calling someone a name they have asked not to be called is, in fact, breaking the rules. If you dislike the way he treats you, but he isn't breaking the rules of the forum, then you can put him on ignore. Or, you can continue to call him puddles, despite him asking you not to, and end up with a warning for flaming.

Seems like a pretty simple choice.

Incidentally, in classroom management, they frequently teach you that you are the biggest source of disruption in the room. Yeah, there is bad behavior, but your response to it is frequently what elevates it. Ignoring him, be it through will power or by blocking him, would pretty well take care of the issue.

If you feel like hes breaking the rules, go to the Mods. No one is stopping you.

I already did.

What if it was really painful? Like with a 2 foot cock or something?

Talkin about me again?

If you feel like hes breaking the rules, go to the Mods. No one is stopping you.

Well, id wager he's not breaking any specific rules...

But, he does seem to specifically target Wilgrove for some reason....

What if it was really painful? Like with a 2 foot cock or something?

I think I ran off with my tongue again.

Me piro!

Talkin about me again?

Foot, not inch.

Well, id wager he's not breaking any specific rules...

Calling him the elephant man?

Foot, not inch.

Fuck you:p

Foot, not inch.

:D
Must. Not. Laugh.

:D
Must. Not. Laugh.

I made Nanatsu laugh! Well my work here is done.

Fuck you:p

Well you can try it, but with the length of your instrument, I don't think you'll get far. :)

Welp, I think I'll take a week long hitaus from NSG.

Cya in a week people.

Welp, I think I'll take a week long hitaus from NSG.

Cya in a week people.

Why?

Calling him the elephant man?

Yes, Wilgrove did a good job of baiting NA into flaming him this time. That doesn't change the fact that Wilgrove's "I'm going to keep insulting you unless you never post in any of my threads again" threat is completely against the rules.

Calling him the elephant man?

yeah, but Wil did call him puddles first....although that really shouldnt/wont matter I suppose...

Although, what is the Elephant Man? I thought he was calling him fat :confused:

Although, what is the Elephant Man? I thought he was calling him fat :confused:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick

Although, what is the Elephant Man? I thought he was calling him fat :confused:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Man_(film)

Old film.

Yes, Wilgrove did a good job of baiting NA into flaming him this time. That doesn't change the fact that Wilgrove's "I'm going to keep insulting you unless you never post in any of my threads again" threat is completely against the rules.

You don't think 'Puddles' is hilarious?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Elephant_Man_(film)

Old film.

But he's actually comparing Wil to Joseph Merrick, and given Wil's physical condition, that's a fucking nasty thing to do.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joseph_Merrick

Damn, I can see why he would garner Victorian Sympathy...


Yeah, that was pretty low...

You don't think 'Puddles' is hilarious?

I do. But Im not Neo. And ultimately its kinda his call.

Wil has a physical condition? Is that common knowledge? Because I didnt know.

IIRC he's missing an ear, so has a prosthetic one, however this cause his face to droop on one side.


Perhaps its before my time.

No, because you joined 2 months before me. He mentioned it in a thread a while back.

Yes, Wilgrove did a good job of baiting NA into flaming him this time. That doesn't change the fact that Wilgrove's "I'm going to keep insulting you unless you never post in any of my threads again" threat is completely against the rules.

Neo Art was being acting rude:

I don't have a "favorite way to cause death of other human beings", and question the mental stability of those who do.

Sounds almost like Fass.

umm...did you like....miss the ENTIRE joke of that episode?

And so Wilgrove called him "Puddles". Neo Art reacted by making fun of Wilgrove's physical features; that is about as proper as a racial slur.

i would want to see a certain death by an heroic act

And so Wilgrove called him "Puddles". Neo Art reacted by making fun of Wilgrove's physical features; that is about as proper as a racial slur.

I think the real question here is, How should we Execute him? ;)

IIRC he's missing an ear, so has a prosthetic one, however this cause his face to droop on one side.




No, because you joined 2 months before me. He mentioned it in a thread a while back.

Why do we assume that its common knowledge? I took it as refering to Willie's constant attempts at being all misanthropic and self-loathing.

Why do we assume that its common knowledge?

Ages back he made a thread about noisy neighbours, that's when he talked about some of it, and he's also mentioned it in other threads.

You don't think 'Puddles' is hilarious?

Well, it's slightly amusing that Wil thought it was a witty insult, but beyond that, not really. Like KoL said, though, it's not my call to make.

Yes, Wilgrove did a good job of baiting NA into flaming him this time. That doesn't change the fact that Wilgrove's "I'm going to keep insulting you unless you never post in any of my threads again" threat is completely against the rules.

Perhaps it is because Neo Art generally makes posts in Wilgrove's threads that are totally hostile? Wilgrove's comment was hardly an "insult", it was just playfully poking fun at Neo Art. However, Neo Art insulted Wilgrove in a manner that disgusts me.

I think the real question here is, How should we Execute him? ;)

... death by Puddle (http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3119)? :p

Is it just me or have tempers been especially volitile between certian NSGers lately?

Perhaps it is because Neo Art generally makes posts in Wilgrove's threads that are totally hostile? Wilgrove's comment was hardly an "insult", it was just playfully poking fun at Neo Art. However, Neo Art insulted Wilgrove in a manner that disgusts me.

I totally agree. Neo Art is supposed to be one of the intelligent posters here, yet hounds and harasses Wilgrove like a malicious bully, trying to get a reaction.

Is it just me or have tempers been especially volitile between certian NSGers lately?

I can't really think of anything other than this, what d'you mean?

Is it just me or have tempers been especially volitile between certian NSGers lately?

I am angry for the first time on these forums.

... death by Puddle (http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3119)? :p

BUURRRRNN. :p

*shrug* either/or really, but isn't you calling me names sorta like the hideously deformed, incredibly ugly pot that everyone points at and says "ugh" calling the kettle black?

how about elephant man?

You know, you remind me of Flood. He has this snotty attitude where he thinks he's better than everyone else because he used to be a very powerful program in the Matrix universe before he was forced to go into exile. He has this holier than thou attitude too, and looks down on everyone else. Of course he also has a french accent. However, at the end of the day he's just The Merovingian Bitch. I am going to call you Puddles from now on.

Ok Puddles, whatever you say.

Mmmm, I love the smell of mutual flamebait in the evening. The pet names are a nice touch, really.

don't you have signature lines to count? I'm sure there's at least one left that's 9 lines long.

Somewhere.

I have told you once that I do not wish to be addressed in that fashion. I won't ask again, and will merely direct it to the moderators, who have already ruled before that posters are not supposed to address players by names when a request has been made to not do so.

For someone who pays such close attention to the rules, you seem perfectly content to ignore them, Neo Art.

You could just put him on ignore if you dislike him so.

That is an excellent suggestion. But for now, I'll just mention that the next time I see Wilgrove and Neo Art squabbling, I'll give them an opportunity to do it elsewhere.

My banhammer has not seen much use lately, but that may change, especially in the case of two veteran posters who know better.

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Well, it's slightly amusing that Wil thought it was a witty insult, but beyond that, not really. Like KoL said, though, it's not my call to make.

I can't really imagine anyone caring about being called Puddles.

Interesting. Disintegration by raygun seems like a good form of execution.:tongue:
"Ha! Now I got you with MY Disintergrator Ray... and buddy... when this disintergrates, it DISINTERGRATES."
*pulls trigger and gun turns to dust*
"well... heh... wadda ya know... It... disintergrated..."

now... back to my work out just in case I need to execute nanatsu... :D

Is it just me or have tempers been especially volitile between certian NSGers lately?

Yes, I tried to point it out in a thread the other day.

That is an excellent suggestion.

I done good, boss?

... death by Puddle (http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3119)? :p

lmao, definitely....Thats how im picturing Neo from now on...

Is it just me or have tempers been especially volitile between certian NSGers lately?

just the ones they always have been...

I actually think Im mellowing out on NSG as of late...

Neo Art was being acting rude:

There's a rule against "acting rude" now? Is this another one of those "No discussing genitals in a thread about oral sex!" edicts you seem to like to imagine into existence?

(And further, seriously, saying that daydreaming about how you'd like to kill people doesn't so much sound like the activity of a healthy mind is "rude"? Is it also "rude" to say something like, "Wanting to rape toddlers is bad"?)

And so Wilgrove called him "Puddles". Neo Art reacted by making fun of Wilgrove's physical features; that is about as proper as a racial slur.

I'm not defending NA's decision to flame; I think it was a poor one - but I also think it's ridiculous to pretend like Wilgrove was some sort of innocent victim here, when he unquestionably started the flaming in his "puddles" post.

I can't really imagine anyone caring about being called Puddles.

someone suffering from Urinary incontinence for one...

Perhaps it is because Neo Art generally makes posts in Wilgrove's threads that are totally hostile? Wilgrove's comment was hardly an "insult", it was just playfully poking fun at Neo Art. However, Neo Art insulted Wilgrove in a manner that disgusts me.

"You have a snotty attitude and think you're better than everyone else" is "playfully poking fun" but "I question the mental stability of people who daydream about killing people" is "rude"?

Oooooooookay then...

I'm not defending NA's decision to flame; I think it was a poor one - but I also think it's ridiculous to pretend like Wilgrove was some sort of innocent victim here, when he unquestionably started the flaming in his "puddles" post.

Because Puddles is such an offensive word. Bearing in mind I'm not excusing Wil for baiting NA, it's just that he receives so much shit from him, he wanted to vent his frustration, and did it an outstandingly calm manner.

lmao, definitely....Thats how im picturing Neo from now on... ??? you're picturing Neo as Jesus? :D

There's a rule against "acting rude" now? Is this another one of those "No discussing genitals in a thread about oral sex!" edicts you seem to like to imagine into existence?

(And further, seriously, saying that daydreaming about how you'd like to kill people doesn't so much sound like the activity of a healthy mind is "rude"? Is it also "rude" to say something like, "Wanting to rape toddlers is bad"?)

I'm not defending NA's decision to flame; I think it was a poor one - but I also think it's ridiculous to pretend like Wilgrove was some sort of innocent victim here, when he unquestionably started the flaming in his "puddles" post.
True. Both are kinda at fault. Pull on the dog's tail and you will be bitten. however, as much as it's the dog's fault, half of the blame is on the one doing the pulling.

I have noticed some of Neo's recent posts being... well. not polite as they normally are in the past... yet alot of people shrug it off as being 'how he posts'. that should not be an excuse either.

"You have a snotty attitude and think you're better than everyone else" is "playfully poking fun" but "I question the mental stability of people who daydream about killing people" is "rude"?

Oooooooookay then...

To be fair, I dont think anyone was daydreaming about executions.

"You have a snotty attitude and think you're better than everyone else" is "playfully poking fun" but "I question the mental stability of people who daydream about killing people" is "rude"?

It's not playfully poking fun, but he's got a point, but Wil doesn't (AFAIK) daydream about killing people, and NA was implying he does.

To be fair, I dont think anyone was daydreaming about executions.

Well, you werent, :p

"You have a snotty attitude and think you're better than everyone else" is "playfully poking fun"

No, that is just true.

but "I question the mental stability of people who daydream about killing people" is "rude"?

Oooooooookay then...

It is rude to suggest Wilgrove daydreams about killing persons, when we all know this thread concerns what execution would apply to oneself. Neo Art was being nasty because he holds a grudge against Wilgrove.

Anything other than lethal injection...

It is rude to suggest Wilgrove daydreams about killing persons, when we all know this thread concerns what execution would apply to oneself. Neo Art was being nasty because he holds a grudge against Wilgrove.

Two posters have a grudge against the other...and it turns into a debate between the remaining users about which said the worst thing about the other...


Gotta love NSG, lol...

No, that is just true.

Given that Wilgrove JUST got warned for that comment, are you sure you want to echo it?



It is rude to suggest Wilgrove daydreams about killing persons, when we all know this thread concerns what execution would apply to oneself. Neo Art was being nasty because he holds a grudge against Wilgrove.

"We all know that," do we? Apparently Wilgrove himself didn't get that memo: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14642104&postcount=3

Two posters have a grudge against the other...and it turns into a debate between the remaining users about which said the worst thing about the other...


Gotta love NSG, lol...

Every poster has his apologist.

Except me. Everyone kinda agrees that Im a dousche:D

Two posters have a grudge against the other...and it turns into a debate between the remaining users about which said the worst thing about the other...


Gotta love NSG, lol...

that's IT!!! the vic... er... person to be executed has to referee an NSG grudgematch.

if that doesn't cause him/her to kill themselves... :D

It's not playfully poking fun, but he's got a point, but Wil doesn't (AFAIK) daydream about killing people, and NA was implying he does.

Am I the only one here who thinks NA was joking? Wow...

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2376/executionpooles9.png
*shudder*

"Ha! Now I got you with MY Disintergrator Ray... and buddy... when this disintergrates, it DISINTERGRATES."
*pulls trigger and gun turns to dust*
"well... heh... wadda ya know... It... disintergrated..."

now... back to my work out just in case I need to execute nanatsu... :D

Hehehehehe...

*shudder*

If their hands aren't bound, why don't they just remove the blindfold? That would be my first order of business.

AFAIK lethal injection is pretty quick, painless and reliable. If you can't be reasonable and not execute people then at least execute them humanely.

But, I was Super Cereal, so i picked Firing Squad, its dignified enough, and A bullet in the head puts you out fast...

Unless you're particularly disliked in which case they might be targeting different vital organs such that you'll die, it will just take a while. If I'm not mistaken, usually one person has the bullet so nobody knows who actually did the executing.

Given that Wilgrove JUST got warned for that comment, are you sure you want to echo it?

I normally like Neo Art, but he was acting like a bit of a jerk. Did you not find his Futurama comment to Wilgrove to be just a tad superior-sounding?

"We all know that," do we? Apparently Wilgrove himself didn't get that memo: http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14642104&postcount=3

Machines of death fascinate many humans (see guns); I believe we still know Wilgrove was not fantasizing about killing.

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2376/executionpooles9.png
*shudder*

sorry... but that would mean that I would starve to death. I do know how to float on my back.

I can even take cat naps while floating...

I've always had this thought that to be executed by drowning would be a good way to go. Of course, I love water. I'm sure it must be horrible to die like that, but if I have to be executed, drown me.

Am I the only one here who thinks NA was joking? Wow...

That is not an acceptable joke any more than calling an African-American "n*gger" is.

That is not an acceptable joke any more than calling an African-American "n*gger" is.

Can we let this go? HotRodia already passed judgment, for chrissake.

Every poster has his apologist.

Except me. Everyone kinda agrees that Im a dousche:D

You are fairly polite by NSG standards, and, except for the War in Afghanistan, I believe I agree with you on all major issues.

Can we let this go? HotRodia already passed judgment, for chrissake.

Done.

You are fairly polite by NSG standards, and, except for the War in Afghanistan, I believe I agree with you on all major issues.

Dont apologize for him, He's a douche, lol :p

I've always had this thought that to be executed by drowning would be a good way to go. Of course, I love water. I'm sure it must be horrible to die like that, but if I have to be executed, drown me.

I've heard it's terribly painful.

Done.

Grazie, signore.

I've heard it's terribly painful.

Dying is, I guess. Unless you die in your sleep. Usually people consider that a good way to go.

sorry... but that would mean that I would starve to death. I do know how to float on my back.

I can even take cat naps while floating...

You're fortunate. Even with my lungs full of air, I sink. I haven't been able to float on my back for any length of time since I was about 12.

Can we let this go? HotRodia already passed judgment, for chrissake.

Passed judgment? I'm a Mod, not Anubis. :tongue:

You're fortunate. Even with my lungs full of air, I sink. I haven't been able to float on my back for any length of time since I was about 12.
really? even with your chin pointed towards the clouds?

wow...

Passed judgment? I'm a Mod, not Anubis. :tongue:
yeah... Much cooler than any musty egyptian turned SG villan.

Passed judgment? I'm a Mod, not Anubis. :tongue:

But, could Wolverine not handle Anubis well enough? ;)

Passed judgment? I'm a Mod, not Anubis. :tongue:

Wrong choosing of words there, Mr. Rodia.:tongue:

Dying is, I guess. Unless you die in your sleep. Usually people consider that a good way to go.

This reminds me of a certain scene in Life Stinks.

You're fortunate. Even with my lungs full of air, I sink. I haven't been able to float on my back for any length of time since I was about 12.



Passed judgment? I'm a Mod, not Anubis. :tongue:

let me guess...decent amount of muscle on the frame?

I've heard drowning isn't actually all that painful once the mind lets go

let me guess...decent amount of muscle on the frame?

I've heard drowning isn't actually all that painful once the mind lets go

How many drowned persons have you spoken with?

How many drowned persons have you spoken with?

Have you ever been drowned before? (cookies for the reference)

How many drowned persons have you spoken with?

We could ask those guys from Guantanomo, ;)

I've heard drowning isn't actually all that painful once the mind lets go

Yes, that's what I've read. Once the mind lets go, the body dies painlessly.

let me guess...decent amount of muscle on the frame?

I've heard drowning isn't actually all that painful once the mind lets go

Probably because you're dead at that point. Very hard to hurt dead people.

How many drowned persons have you spoken with?
Probably the same number as whomever claimed that drowning was painful.
that said, given that we have a decent idea about how the brain functions and how pain is felt, etc, I think we have a good idea about what is and is not painful even in death.
Probably because you're dead at that point. Very hard to hurt dead people.

Before they're dead. Ass. ;)

Probably the same number as whomever claimed that drowning was painful.
that said, given that we have a decent idea about how the brain functions and how pain is felt, etc, I think we have a good idea about what is and is not painful even in death.

Then why is it used to torture?

really? even with your chin pointed towards the clouds?

wow...

Yup. I learned proper swimming technique very young, but technique seems to not help.

But, could Wolverine not handle Anubis well enough? ;)

Sure. But I just look a bit like Wolverine. I lack the adamantium claws and healing factor so critical to his continued existence.

Wrong choosing of words there, Mr. Rodia.:tongue:

Is there ever really a right choosing of words on NSG? :)

let me guess...decent amount of muscle on the frame?

Yes. My Dad has the same problem.

Yup. I learned proper swimming technique very young, but technique seems to not help.
Yes. My Dad has the same problem.

I have problems with that too. Sucked back when I was a swim instructor, telling the kids "Everyone can float...you just need to practice!" knowing full well that I had lost that ability about 2 years prior.

No ammout of back arching or keeping the head back will save you once that hits...haha

"Favourite form of execution"?

I'm sorry, but I'm not a sadistic/morbid kind of person that finds pleasure in the thought of killing others and/or myself.

I have problems with that too. Sucked back when I was a swim instructor, telling the kids "Everyone can float...you just need to practice!" knowing full well that I had lost that ability about 2 years prior.

No ammout of back arching or keeping the head back will save you once that hits...haha

Hehe. Indeed not. Puberty is a bitch, huh? And working out doesn't help either.

But the kids don't need to know that. They'll find out in time.

"Favourite form of execution"?

I'm sorry, but I'm not a sadistic/morbid kind of person that finds pleasure in the thought of killing others and/or myself.

Relax, puddles.

Its a perfectly reasonable thing to cogitate on, because it means you're profound, dark, and deep.

Like the prostate cancer that killed Wittgenstein.

Relax, puddles.
I'm more of a (duck) pondles or a lagoones, really. My cousins call me "natatorium" for some reason, but you can call me Mr. Duck for short.


Its a perfectly reasonable thing to cogitate on, because it means you're profound, dark, and deep.

Like the prostate cancer that killed Wittgenstein.

Well, you have to remember, though, that he was indeed a beery swine who was just as schloshed as Schlegel. So that's fair.

You left out being drowned in a butt of malmsey.

http://www.wardsbookofdays.com/18february.htm

Best death is helium inhalation, easily. You just take a few breaths and black out. No way to feel yourself dying.

Lethal injection is probably the least painful although if you have to go out. I think the most horrible has to be the Electric chair with the Gas Chamber being a close second.

Something vicious that isn't boring to the spectators.

Sadly all forms of execution are cruel.

sorry... but that would mean that I would starve to death. I do know how to float on my back.

I can even take cat naps while floating...

Eventually you will get tired, eventually you will strain to keep a level head, eventually you will struggle to keep afloat, and eventually you will drown. The sensation of beeing drowned is not the best thing in the world, I must add. And they are blindfolded to freak them out, but binding their hands would also freak them out. But only the former is done because binding their hands would make it too quick. And there are people to poke you with poles on the side if you go asleep.

Something vicious that isn't boring to the spectators.

How about a naval battle in the Colosseum? (http://www.vroma.org/images/mcmanus_images/naumachia.jpg)

Firing Squad.

Nothing seems more bad ass then walking into the guys cell (Thats overcrowded ofcourse), pulling out a pistol and shooting 'em in the head.

*Looks to other prisoners*

"Clean this up"

Who the fuck is Puddles?

Puddles = Neo Art

At least according to Wilgrove.

Every poster has his apologist.

Except me. Everyone kinda agrees that Im a dousche:D

Well, really, how can we not? :p

Depends what for. In general, I'd have to say hanging. A corpse doing the rope dance generally sends out the right kind of message. It'd also be sort of entertaining if you have the right kind of sick-fuck mind.

Id like to die by jumping out in front of a big deer thats just going for a run in the woods, minding its own business.

Id like to die by jumping out in front of a big deer thats just going for a run in the woods, minding its own business.

"Hey guys, look, a deer. Hehe, watch this. SURPRISE HUG!" *jumps out* *impaled*
"Well, he didn't think that one through."
"Nnnnope."

Death by Chocolate, of course.

Death by Chocolate, of course.

Aha, but how? Drowing in liquid chocolate would be delicious.

I oppose the death penalty. That said, historically, I'd have to go with Le Rasoir National.

Alice? Who the fuck is Alice?

Fixed for a musical form of execution. :wink:

Eventually you will get tired, eventually you will strain to keep a level head, eventually you will struggle to keep afloat, and eventually you will drown. The sensation of beeing drowned is not the best thing in the world, I must add. And they are blindfolded to freak them out, but binding their hands would also freak them out. But only the former is done because binding their hands would make it too quick. And there are people to poke you with poles on the side if you go asleep.

Read your article again.

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/2376/executionpooles9.png

S/He is not Handcuffed or RESTRAINED IN ANY OTHER WAY. so I can remove the blindfold and volia.

and if there are people on the side with poles (not mentioned), even better, I can then grab the pole and pull them in or climb out myself.

pull enough people into the water and I'll float on their bodies.

Death by Chocolate, of course.

I would like to be sentenced to Death by Old Age. yeah, it'll be slow and painful... but I'll endure that.

Death by Chocolate, of course.

Mmm, my favorite ice cream!

My vote goes to the mazzatello:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mazzatello

Repeat after me: "It's clobberin' time!"