Skallvia
28-03-2009, 19:53
Why, you cant possibly be tired of Gun and fat jokes already!
Its retarded but I had to do it, lol
I think he did it just so Neesika could have a thread to point out to me... :(
Skallvia
28-03-2009, 20:00
I think he did it just so Neesika could have a thread to point out to me... :(
Im sorry, I had to, the irony of both yours and KoL's posts was killing me, lol
Im sorry, I had to, the irony of both yours and KoL's posts was killing me, lol
Meh, I don't really care.
The "jokes" in question in the other thread's OP were at best in poor taste.
Skallvia
28-03-2009, 20:09
Meh, I don't really care.
The "jokes" in question in the other thread's OP were at best in poor taste.
So was this one but yeah, lol
FreeSatania
28-03-2009, 21:50
yeah - joke thread. not funny. *sigh*
Marrakech II
28-03-2009, 21:56
Maybe a joke is due:Two guys from Toronto die and wake up in hell.
The next day the devil stops in to check on them and sees them dressed in parkas, mittens and toques warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you doing? Isn’t it hot enough for you?"
The two guys reply, "Well, you know, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
The devil decides that these two aren’t miserable enough and turns up the heat.
The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed in parkas, toques and mittens. The devil asks them again, "It’s awfully hot down here, can’t you guys feel it?"
Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told ya yesterday, we’re from Canada, the land of snow and ice and cold. We’re just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, eh."
This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix these two guys. He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and screaming everywhere. He stops by the room with the two guys from Canada and finds them in light jackets and bucket hats, grilling sausage and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you two seem to be enjoying yourselves."
The two Canadians reply, "Well, ya know, we don’t get too much warm weather up there in Toronto so we’ve just got to have a cook-out when the weather’s THIS nice."
The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
The next morning, the temperature is below zero, icicles are hanging everywhere; people are shivering so bad that they are unable to do anything but wail, moan and gnash their teeth.
The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two Canadians.
He gets there and finds them back in their parkas, toques, and mittens. NOW they are jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men!!!
The devil is dumbfounded, "I don’t understand, when I turn up the heat you’re happy. Now it’s freezing cold and you’re still happy. What is wrong with you two???"
The Torontonians look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don’t you know? If Hell freezes over, it must mean the Leafs have won the Stanley Cup."
Skallvia
28-03-2009, 21:58
lmfao, that was a good one...
Kudos my friend
Indecline
28-03-2009, 22:00
As a diehard Montreal Canadiens fan, I applaud your fantastic taste in humor!
FreeSatania
28-03-2009, 22:01
Heh - now that was funny.