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http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/

Vince Shlomi was arrested in Miami Beach last month after cops say he allegedly hired a hooker, whom he took back to his hotel. According to the arrest affidavit, obtained by The Smoking Gun, Shlomi began kissing the hooker when she allegedly "bit his tongue and would not let go."

According to cops, Shlomi then punched the prostitute several times until she released his tongue. Both the prostitute and Shlomi were arrested for felony aggravated battery.

What would H N Fiddlebottoms VIII do?

Lulz at this.

I wonder if he used the ShamWow to soak up the blood.

I don't love them hos :p

This is a real freakin' embarassment...

That's why I never kiss 'em on the mouth.


Also, good thing he wasn't getting a blowjob.

Vince! NOOOO!! How could you? Waaaah! *broken heart*

Punching a hooker because she bites your tongue seems pretty justifiable. But what I want to know is why'd she bite his tongue? There must be more to this story - I mean hookers don't usually go around biting peoples tongues...

http://www.tmz.com/2009/03/27/shamwow-pitchman-beats-hooker-to-the-punch/



What would H N Fiddlebottoms VIII do?


H N Fiddlebottoms VIII would definitely smack a hoe.

H N Fiddlebottoms VIII would definitely smack a hoe.

Wayne Brady would choke a bitch.

You put your tongue into a person's mouth who's job it it to put their moth on other places...

Actually hookers are very anti-kissing most of the time. So I'm guessing Vince went in to "passionately"/forcefully her, not knowing how the game works, and she did the first thing that came to mind. And then it just escalated from there.

Who the fuck kisses hookers.

Disgusting.

Who the fuck kisses hookers.

Disgusting.

Was thinking the same thing. Probably why he got the tongue bit in the first place?