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i been drinking and i was thinking that its funny how nationalistick the US is because its US v them and they think with a us v them mentality

im pretty patriotic so im not trolling but i like puns and that one is pretty punny.

its your turn to point out a poingant pun.

i been drinking

I see.

i gain clarity when drunk

i gain clarity when drunk

I think you're wrong.

i gain clarity when drunk
Is Clarity the name of your imaginary girlfriend who appears when you get drunk and start hallucinating?

I still worship you, by the way, but I'm just trying to clarify for when I write the Holy Texts of this evening.

pun or gtfo.

its your turn to point out a poingant pun.
Puns be evil. Very, very, very evil.

pun or gtfo.

Or else what?

Puns be evil. Very, very, very evil.

Zankoku na "pun" no yôo ni...

Puns be evil. Very, very, very evil.

and allteration?

Or else what?

nothing :p im just saying you coudl spam less and pun more

nothing :p im just saying you coudl spam less and pun more

The ironing is delicious.

Ifwhatever is funny.

nothing

Good.

i been drinking

Drinking and posting is never a good idea and thus, inadvisable. You may want to reconsider the current course of action, as this might come back to haunt you when you have left your current state of intoxication.

and allteration?
Fine, fine, Just one ok?

As mentioned to me by a professor: In the US of course, women cum (I'm cumming! I'm cumming!) However, in Japan, they go (Iku! Iku!) so the problem with dating a Japanese girl is you're never quite sure whether they are coming or going.








See boys and girls? This is why puns are evil!

See boys and girls? This is why puns are evil!

No, puns are evil because my father-in-law has an evil minion army of puns.

http://pajcat.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/hogfather.JPG
Lets go sleigh them.

*munches on a cinnamon pun*

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/no_pun_intended.png

I think you're wrong.

No. He just misspelled "clarety." He drinks to the point that his Blood Alcohol Content is so high that it qualifies as a red table wine.

http://pajcat.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/hogfather.JPG
Lets go sleigh them.

Invoke Pterry and you gain im-pun-ity.

from another website.

The calculus teacher tried to keep his students on task, but the class discussion kept going off on tangents.

“Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.”

The man who bought too much graphing paper didn't know where to draw the line.
- The Punisher - Dallas, TX

The proctologist reassured the patient that his condition could be rectified. - Feathery - New York City

A flat-rate poetry tax would be a perverse form of greed. - Kap'n Klystron - Nanuet, NY

Punny how things turn out...

Is Clarity the name of your imaginary girlfriend who appears when you get drunk and start hallucinating?

I laughed out loud.

Drinking and posting is never a good idea and thus, inadvisable. You may want to reconsider the current course of action, as this might come back to haunt you when you have left your current state of intoxication.

Oh Kyro, why won't you be a Mod in real life to remind me of these things when I have been drinking?

They say a pun is the lowest form of humor. I say that they clearly have never seen "Full House".

They say a pun is the lowest form of humor. I say that they clearly have never seen "Full House".
That is quite the wrong thing to say. Puns are the lowest form of wit, and wit never came within 500 yards of any the cast of Full House.
In honor of this thread, and the fact that I am drunk in honor of my deity, here is an earlier pun I made which was a pun made by me when I made it on this forum a post by me that was a pun made on this forum:
The great part about reciting all the digits of pi is that you only have to know the first 10 numbers. After that point, you can just start making shit up, and no one will call you on it.
Unfortunately, hand held internet devices are becoming increasingly common, so this particular method of appearing smarter than you are is rapidly going out. By 2015, we shall be unable to go anywhere without being called on our faux-pi.
Thank you, thank you. You all are too kind. No, the applause is patently unnecessary.

i been drinking

Is that why you were blindly making Mexicans after women pissed on your manliness (which is half-banana)?

Is Clarity the name of your imaginary girlfriend who appears when you get drunk and start hallucinating?

She lives in Canada, with all the other imaginary girlfriends, since it is widely known that Canada is itself imaginary.

I was going to play along with the OP's request, and I had even writen down a list of puns. But when I got to the tenth one, I re-read the list, and then I scrapped it, because really, no pun in ten did.

I'm fucking baked, and drunk right now, and I still don't post shit like this. Nevertheless, I agree with Fiddlesbottoms, you are ... awesome.

I'm fucking baked, and drunk right now, and I still don't post shit like this. Nevertheless, I agree with Fiddlesbottoms, you are ... awesome.

Absolutely; Whatever Vanishing_shame, he is still the greatest in my book.

What does he look like?

http://img515.imageshack.us/img515/6200/b36b661218e470fullnj2.jpg

The bargain store promised a free abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn't count on it.

What does he look like?

Looks like that character from Death Note.

http://www.lafemmereaper.com/images/deathnote_movie.jpg

No no no, he's a fucking kid. He's 13 IIRC.

No no no, he's a fucking kid. He's 13 IIRC.

He said he was over 13; he is out there, drunk and sodomizing women while telling them they if they do not cover up their navels they will go to Hell.

He said he was over 13; he is out there, drunk and sodomizing women while telling them they if they do not cover up their navels they will go to Hell.

The funniest guy at the party.

i been drinking

Even though you're a devout 13 year old Christian? I highly doubt it.

i was jsut thinking
Well, there's your first problem right there.

Nothing good ever comes of threads starting with those three words.

Looks like that character from Death Note.

http://www.lafemmereaper.com/images/deathnote_movie.jpg

That's what I thought. Ronald Mccdonald is clearly Ryuk.

Zankoku na "pun" no yôo ni...
Looks like a call for a classic Yootopia pun to me.
i been drinking and i was thinking that its funny how nationalistick the US is because its US v them and they think with a us v them mentality

im pretty patriotic so im not trolling but i like puns and that one is pretty punny.

its your turn to point out a poingant pun.
You're from the UK and you suk, I WIN AGAIN! :D

Oh Kyro, why won't you be a Mod in real life to remind me of these things when I have been drinking?

Because I'm not yours or anyone else's keeper and if I was, I'd be in my own little "Lala-Land"...and hence, of course, useless.

She lives in Canada, with all the other imaginary girlfriends, since it is widely known that Canada is itself imaginary.


Proof that Canada is imaginary:
Place the origin of C in the middle of the continental contiguous USA.
We know that New York is number 1.
Hence Canada is number i.
Done.
Corollary: Canada is positive imaginary, and Mexico is negative imaginary.
Corollary: California is negative real.

Proof that Canada is imaginary:
Place the origin of C in the middle of the continental contiguous USA.
We know that New York is number 1.
Hence Canada is number i.
Done.
Corollary: Canada is positive imaginary, and Mexico is negative imaginary.
Corollary: California is negative real.

I like your calculations.

Even though you're a devout 13 year old Christian? I highly doubt it.

never claimed to be either.

never claimed to be either.

You claimed to be 13 in another thread, and you're obviously a devout Christian, judging from your modesty thread and your views on the age of the Earth.

You claimed to be 13 in another thread, and you're obviously a devout Christian, judging from your modesty thread and your views on the age of the Earth.

Christians aren't the only religious group that has some odd views on the age of earth, or contorted expectations of modesty. As for age, he did say "over 13", but he did mention parents, which suggests to me that he's under 18, since his parents were concerned about the age-appropriateness of the site... though, what kid really cares about what their parents think of the "age-appropriateness"? I know I didn't give a damn.

Christians aren't the only religious group that has some odd views on the age of earth, or contorted expectations of modesty. As for age, he did say "over 13", but he did mention parents, which suggests to me that he's under 18, since his parents were concerned about the age-appropriateness of the site... though, what kid really cares about what their parents think of the "age-appropriateness"? I know I didn't give a damn.

do only people under 18 have parents? do only people who are under 18 listen to advice from their dads? i know many adults who dont watch movies with a r rating to keep there minds pure does it make sense for them to then go to websites that have r ratings to?

do only people under 18 have parents? do only people who are under 18 listen to advice from their dads? i know many adults who dont watch movies with a r rating to keep there minds pure does it make sense for them to then go to websites that have r ratings to?

But it's the way you said that your parents checked it for you. Why would your parents check the age limit on the site if you weren't still living with them?

But it's the way you said that your parents checked it for you. Why would your parents check the age limit on the site if you weren't still living with them?

do only people who are 13 or under 18 live with there parents?

do only people who are 13 or under 18 live with there parents?

Generally, yes. Once you get to around the age of 18 you move out.

Generally, yes. Once you get to around the age of 18 you move out.
only if ur already married at 18 or are going to college and the school makes you

Generally, yes. Once you get to around the age of 18 you move out.

That's too much of a generalisation for me. I'm moving out in September.

only if ur already married at 18 or are going to college and the school makes you

No. By 18 most people want to find their own place, and go off travelling, to uni, to live in a shared house, etc etc.

That's too much of a generalisation for me. I'm moving out in September.

I said most people. Obviously some people move out earlier, like you.

No. By 18 most people want to find their own place, and go off travelling, to uni, to live in a shared house, etc etc.

source?

source?

I can't really give you a source for that, other than NSG telling us when they moved out. This calls for a new thread!

I said most people. Obviously some people move out earlier, like you.

... and some later.

do only people who are 13 or under 18 live with there parents?

No, but once you are over 18 you are legally considered an adult, so it seems strange that they censor cites that you could go to.

http://riverdaughter.files.wordpress.com/2008/12/frank-costanza.jpg

do only people under 18 have parents? do only people who are under 18 listen to advice from their dads? i know many adults who dont watch movies with a r rating to keep there minds pure does it make sense for them to then go to websites that have r ratings to?

I thought men were natural perverts.

What do you mean by "pure"? you were talking about the joys of sodomy a while back and your language is not always squeaky-clean.

only if ur already married at 18 or are going to college and the school makes you

Explained. The fellow is going to a nearby college without dormitories, and does not have time for a job.

do only people under 18 have parents? do only people who are under 18 listen to advice from their dads? i know many adults who dont watch movies with a r rating to keep there minds pure does it make sense for them to then go to websites that have r ratings to?

Be that as it may, your previous wording and tone suggests the latter in your case. In is as much as parents make offer up a suggestion like that, it wouldn't appear as a rule so much as a suggestion. Remember, a rule is something you either can or can't do; a suggestion is an answer if you're looking for a solution. Your previous posts appear that your parent'(s') remark is that of a rule and not suggestion.


do only people who are 13 or under 18 live with there parents?

No, but, people under 18 aren't bound to the wishes as much as their younger counterparts are. They would be likely more able to comprehend the rules of the site and would likely be able to exercise discretion in determining if it is a PG-13 site and if it was the kind of place they would want to come. The 18 year old would not be as likely to rely on his/her parents to 'check out' a site for them.

Despite your attempts to say otherwise, the majority of your posts do suggest that you're a minor and that your parent'(s') prior scrutiny of this site because they are concerned about the material. If you were 18+, they would likely believe you have the common sense to make an informed adult decision while living under their roof.

only if ur already married at 18 or are going to college and the school makes you

Or if you join the military.

Or if you move to another country for a few years.

Or if you want your independance.

Or if you join the military.

Or if you move to another country for a few years.

Or if you want your independance.

Lies. Nobody really wants independence, and everyone knows other countries are of no consequence, so why would we have a military to defend ourselves from them?

though, what kid really cares about what their parents think of the "age-appropriateness"? I know I didn't give a damn.

Mormons?

do only people under 18 have parents? do only people who are under 18 listen to advice from their dads? i know many adults who dont watch movies with a r rating to keep there minds pure does it make sense for them to then go to websites that have r ratings to?

My aunt and uncle on my dad side are like that. I never slept over with them because they have all the fun channels blocked.

only if ur already married at 18 or are going to college and the school makes you

How does a school "makes you" move out?

There are those who commute.

Who says anybody over 18 moves out? It requires finding money; whether from the government or by working (= requires going outside which I swore never to do). Also, to be quite fair, my parents are no hope financially.

I personally intend to subsist on them, evil as they are, forever. Then possibly slowly wilt with them if they cease to exist.

That said, even when I was about 12/13 years old my parents couldn't give two shits about what I was doing. I live relatively freely within the confines of under my roof.

i been drinking

I have this strange feeling that youre not old enough to drink.

I have this strange feeling that youre not old enough to drink.

I got the same immediate reaction, cause I was thinking he went a little overboard with the typographical errors...

I have this strange feeling that youre not old enough to drink.

Read the thread, and others. Apparently he's retired and lives in a garage apartment in his parents' house.

Read the thread, and others. Apparently he's retired and lives in a garage apartment in his parents' house.

Yeah, I saw that. I dont think he knows what 'retirement' means. I think when he says 'retirement', he really means 'unemployed'.

Yeah, I saw that. I dont think he knows what 'retirement' means. I think when he says 'retirement', he really means 'unemployed'.

whats the differance? i work, make money i dont need, have the money to cover my expenses dont have to make anymore.

whats the differance? i work, make money i dont need, have the money to cover my expenses dont have to make anymore.

So, youre not retired?

Do your parents know youre on here lying? Lying is a sin, dontcha know?

So, youre not retired?

Do your parents know youre on here lying? Lying is a sin, dontcha know?

Says who?

Says who?

Christians. But I dont believe in 'sin'. Im mocking him.

Says who?

You shall not bear false witness against your neighbour.

The Old Testament.

The Old Testament.

"Bear false witness" means falsely accusing one's neighbor in court.

So, youre not retired?

Do your parents know youre on here lying? Lying is a sin, dontcha know?
um...i work for fun i have a trust that pays all my expenses and will do so until i die if i quit work today i wouldnt miss any meals, im retired.

um...i work for fun i have a trust that pays all my expenses and will do so until i die if i quit work today i wouldnt miss any meals, im retired.

Suuuuuure. And this is why you live with your parents, right?

Suuuuuure. And this is why you live with your parents, right?

i never said i live with my parents, none of you can fucking read.

i never said i live with my parents, none of you can fucking read.

Then why did you have you parents check and see if this was appropriate?

Then why did you have you parents check and see if this was appropriate?
they didnt have to, my dad used to post here he said it was a good place to have debates

they didnt have to, my dad used to post here he said it was a good place to have debates

Believe it or not, we can remember what you post.

Believe it or not, we can remember what you post.
show me where i said i had to get his permisson to post here show me where i said i live wiht them show me where i said i was 13 show me

show me where i said i had to get his permisson to post here show me where i said i live wiht them show me where i said i was 13 show me

I never said you were 13. Projecting perhaps?

KoL, looks like someone wants you to do some digging. You will find your answers in the 'modesty' thread. Let us know how your fact-finding mission goes.

tru la lu la lu la lu

my parents said it had a pg13 rule

tru la lu la lu la lu

yes, and?

yes, and?

So lets add this up..

NSG has a PG-13 rating. Your parents looked this up for you
Youre not a teenager, but live with your parents
You are retired and live off your super plus good trust fund


Yeah. I buy that.

So lets add this up..

NSG has a PG-13 rating. Your parents looked this up for you
Youre not a teenager, but live with your parents
You are retired and live off your super plus good trust fund


Yeah. I buy that.

i never said they looked it up, i never said i live with my parents

i never said they looked it up, i never said i live with my parents
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14635503&postcount=82

How would they know that without looking it up?

KoL, looks like someone wants you to do some digging. You will find your answers in the 'modesty' thread. Let us know how your fact-finding mission goes.

Why is this thread still open?

Because it is fun? Besides, keeping threads open placates the small-government Republicans.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14635503&postcount=82

How would they know that without looking it up?

becuz my dad used to post here.

becuz my dad used to post here.

Hey... your dad wouldn't have gone by Hotwife would he?

Why is this thread still open?

... because someone is learning how to debate and to also not type textspeak.

so it's being edumakasunal. :D

Hey... your dad wouldn't have gone by Hotwife would he?

Hotwife has kids old enough to retire?

Hotwife has kids old enough to retire?
how old do you have to be to retire?

i was under the impression that it had to do with how much money you have saved

becuz my dad used to post here.

What was his nation's name?

Because it is fun? Besides, keeping threads open placates the small-government Republicans.

I think it's more like "Because some Spam threads are OK, others aren't, and we'll decide arbitrarily which thread belongs in which category."

Not that I mind.

Spam used to be fun, back in the day, when the Spam forum was around. http://www.millan.net/minimations/smileys/guntootsmiley.gif

how old do you have to be to retire?

i was under the impression that it had to do with how much money you have saved

Generally one has to work for a number of years to get that much. Most people can't retire until they're in their 50s.

I think it's more like "Because some Spam threads are OK, others aren't, and we'll decide arbitrarily which thread belongs in which category."

I like any thread by Vanishing_shame, and I do hope the moderators never delete his writing.

Generally one has to work for a number of years to get that much. Most people can't retire until they're in their 50s.

i inhereted money its in a trust for me

i inhereted money its in a trust for me

Congraturation.

how old do you have to be to retire?

i was under the impression that it had to do with how much money you have saved

not according to this post.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14639778&postcount=189
im older than you boy. im retired now.

you are linking your age with the fact that you are retired. your statement about being retired is in reference to your age, not about any trust fund or money saved up from work.

also, the fact that you refer to your father as 'dad'. I will admit, I've rarely (if ever) come across any adult over 30 who refers to their father as 'dad' to strangers.

i been drinking and i was thinking that its funny how nationalistick the US is because its US v them and they think with a us v them mentality

im pretty patriotic so im not trolling but i like puns and that one is pretty punny.

its your turn to point out a poingant pun.

I suggest avoid thinking in the future.

i inhereted money its in a trust for me

Why would it not surprise me if VS became a member of the board of AIG?

Why would it not surprise me if VS turns out to be a member of the board of AIG?

Fixed.

Fixed.

:headbang:

Fascinating though chat threads can be, I think this one has served whatever purpose it originally had.