the NSG signal.
greed and death
27-03-2009, 05:42
So I am wondering if any of us actually get on TV as politicians should we come up with a signal that we can identify ourselves to NSG with?
something that doesn't stand out and we can get away with during an interview. I dont know what do you think?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
27-03-2009, 05:45
If I am ever famous and on TV, I shall drop my pants and moon the camera screaming, "VIEW THE ANUS OF YOUR NEW LORD AND MASTER!"
That's how you'll know that Fiddlebottoms has been elected President of the World, and then you'll know that it is time to start looking for other planets to move to. I hear that the Summers on Jupiter are quite something.
Grave_n_idle
27-03-2009, 05:45
Not neeeded, I'm afraid.
Whichever one of us it was would be in an interview, or debate, or discussion group, and someone would trot out some alleged fact or figure. The reply of "I'll wait for the source for that, shall I?" would be heard echoing throughout all of NSG-space.
greed and death
27-03-2009, 05:46
i don't know if i would want to admit specifically i was greed and death. maybe one of my other persona here.
New Manvir
27-03-2009, 05:58
how about this "Special K"
http://www.tampabayrun.com/Assets/Sponsor+Logos/Special+K.jpg
A bajillion points for whoever gets the reference, miniature American flags for others.
Blouman Empire
27-03-2009, 06:10
GnI has the best idea when someone makes a claim all we have to ask is Source? NSG should know then that this person is a Generalit
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 06:14
GnI has the best idea when someone makes a claim all we have to ask is Source? NSG should know then that this person is a Generalit
Yes, but let us make a preliminary smirk at the camera man.
Hydesland
27-03-2009, 06:18
The signal should somehow involve A = A. As in, if someone says something obvious, you reply with "yeah, and A = A".
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 06:20
The signal should somehow involve A = A. As in, if someone says something obvious, you reply with "yeah, and A = A".
But being that much of a smart-ass on television could damage one's political career.
Cannot think of a name
27-03-2009, 06:23
My old van is on tv, pimping Avis rental cars...who won't actually rent me a car, if I recall...(for eagle eyed people who for some reason give a fuck, when the guy leaving the Saab closes the door, the white van behind him, mine. Well, was, it died last June).
Poliwanacraca
27-03-2009, 07:09
My old van is on tv, pimping Avis rental cars...who won't actually rent me a car, if I recall...(for eagle eyed people who for some reason give a fuck, when the guy leaving the Saab closes the door, the white van behind him, mine. Well, was, it died last June).
Ooh, your van is famous! Can I have its tireprint?
Christmahanikwanzikah
27-03-2009, 07:27
The middle finge...
Oh, right.
Wilgrove
27-03-2009, 07:31
How about Pi, Pie, or Taco?
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 07:35
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/40/85543188_9b66b0b896_o.jpg
Wilgrove
27-03-2009, 07:36
-snip-
We may run into legal troubles with that...
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 07:43
We may run into legal troubles with that...
New idea, then: For the NSG official signal, we take the Bat-signal and...switch the Bat with a gigantic Jack o' Lateran that has Ayn Rand's face cut in it.
I'd never freely admit to being a politician. Most of those guys are a disgrace.
Poliwanacraca
27-03-2009, 07:50
We may run into legal troubles with that...
That's when we use the Lawyer-signal:
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/batlawyer2.gif
It summons a masked superlawyer bearing a suspicious resemblance to Neo Art. *nod*
Hey guys...what's...um...what's going on?
Was in bed, suddenly felt an urge to post....
Hey guys...what's...um...what's going on?
Was in bed, suddenly felt an urge to post....
Holy shit it works.
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 07:55
Hey guys...what's...um...what's going on?
Was in bed, suddenly felt an urge to post....
That liberal again! Curses!
http://www.indybay.org/uploads/2008/10/12/thatstheticketsmall_1.jpg
Christmahanikwanzikah
27-03-2009, 07:58
We need a mug shot of Max Barry, a plate of glass, some glass etching chemicals, a large light, Gotham City, a large amount of criminally negligent and insane evangelicals, trolls, and emos, and a mayor that will allow us to beat the fuck out of the lot of them.
>.>
Poliwanacraca
27-03-2009, 07:58
That liberal again! Curses!
*snip terrifying villains*
That's going to give me nightmares... :eek2:
Christmahanikwanzikah
27-03-2009, 07:59
That's going to give me nightmares... :eek2:
http://kevinsword.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/barack-obama-is-superman.jpg
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 08:03
That's going to give me nightmares... :eek2:
My poor dear! you need you the dream-come-true of a gentleman.
http://www.agora-net.com/~way/bush/PenguinCheney.jpg
Poliwanacraca
27-03-2009, 08:09
http://kevinsword.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/barack-obama-is-superman.jpg
Yay! The heroic team of Superobama and Batlawyer are sure to protect us from McTwoface and Jokerpalin!
Christmahanikwanzikah
27-03-2009, 08:17
But... what about the Poison Bush (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b257/shehngsbrightly/LOLZ/political-pictures-george-bush-cond.jpg)*... or The Gipper (http://www.reagan.utexas.edu/archives/photographs/large/c24229-12.jpg)**... or The Terminator (http://hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg)**?
*- 404:Witty image not found.
**- Yeah... too easy.
Christmahanikwanzikah
27-03-2009, 08:19
... or The Terminator (http://hotlineoncall.nationaljournal.com/arnold-schwarzenegger.jpg)**?
You know, I think this means that he can see Austria from his house...
Ferrous Oxide
27-03-2009, 08:19
A bajillion points for whoever gets the reference, miniature American flags for others.
Simpson did it.
Either way, this shall be the signal.
http://www.benmautner.com/widerangle/bush_finger.gif
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 08:26
But... what about the Poison Bush (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b257/shehngsbrightly/LOLZ/political-pictures-george-bush-cond.jpg)*
Damn, that is funny. :D
But... what about the Poison Bush (http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b257/shehngsbrightly/LOLZ/political-pictures-george-bush-cond.jpg)
Poison Bush? I encountered that once or twice...
Christmahanikwanzikah
27-03-2009, 08:36
Poison Bush? I encountered that once or twice...
...
I'd ask, but I have a strong feeling that I really, really do not want to know. :tongue:
...
I'd ask, but I have a strong feeling that I really, really do not want to know. :tongue:
Don't you love a good double entente?
Extreme Ironing
27-03-2009, 12:31
Perhaps whoever it was could dress in a suit and do the "Jeez, not this shit again" pose after anything some other politician says.
CanuckHeaven
27-03-2009, 14:41
Perhaps whoever it was could dress in a suit and do the "Jeez, not this shit again" pose after anything some other politician says.
/thread winner!!
Sdaeriji
27-03-2009, 14:49
As if anyone here could appear on television without making a gigantic thread about it before hand.
Not neeeded, I'm afraid.
Whichever one of us it was would be in an interview, or debate, or discussion group, and someone would trot out some alleged fact or figure. The reply of "I'll wait for the source for that, shall I?" would be heard echoing throughout all of NSG-space.
This is ridiculously true.
As if anyone here could appear on television without making a gigantic thread about it before hand.
Barring some manner of NDA I totally would.
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 15:40
As if anyone here could appear on television without making a gigantic thread about it before hand.
Considering some of the things said here, it is doubtful that many of us would want our words to fall into public hands before the end of an election. :tongue:
greed and death
27-03-2009, 15:41
I'd never freely admit to being a politician. Most of those guys are a disgrace.
But if your on TV as a politician you've already admitted to being one.
What you would then be admitting to is being a NSG member.
Sort of like the secret symbols used for skulls. Just now for NSG.
Pure Metal
27-03-2009, 15:46
work the word "barcode" in to the sentence while winking and pointing at your eye. people might think you're having a stroke, but we'll all know its
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9121/jennifergovernment.jpg
greed and death
27-03-2009, 15:52
work the word "barcode" in to the sentence while winking and pointing at your eye. people might think you're having a stroke, but we'll all know its
http://img141.imageshack.us/img141/9121/jennifergovernment.jpg
that seems to be the winner... so NSGers/
If we ever get on TV use bar code in a sentence while pointing at your closed eye.
Or get a barcode tattoo under your left eye.....
Call to power
27-03-2009, 16:08
how about we blink on camera or shake with our right hands
As if anyone here could appear on television without making a gigantic thread about it before hand.
you could of really just stopped right here :tongue:
Or get a barcode tattoo under your left eye.....
show some commitment!
Skip rat
27-03-2009, 16:16
Don't you love a good double entente?
My wife asked me for a double entendre last night, so I gave her one:wink:
Yootopia
27-03-2009, 16:35
Fnord. That simple.
The Parkus Empire
27-03-2009, 16:36
Fnord. That simple.
I hate that book.
Dumb Ideologies
27-03-2009, 16:56
In the British case, I think the following would do...
"Mr Speaker, the Right Honourable Gentleman is a troll. He has flamed me on numerous previous instances, continually resorting to ad hominem attacks and ludicrous strawman distortions of my views. May I suggest, Mr Speaker, that use of the banhammer may be appropriate, and that, given his previous offences, MI5 be consulted with a view to establishing a Delete On Sight order?"
DrunkenDove
27-03-2009, 17:03
MI5 be consulted with a view to establishing a Delete On Sight order?"
I don't think I've ever hear a more terrifing turn of phrase.
Easy...
Just refer to any country or state as Nationstate and insert the term elsewhere as well...
Also describe countries by WA categories.
- We consider the politics of <[insert country]ish> nationstate to be civil-rights lovefest
- Nationstate of ZimbabweBurma is horrible example of Father Knows Best form of government
- We the United Nationstates should work to eliminate Tyranny by Majority
etc..
Wilgrove
27-03-2009, 17:44
New idea, then: For the NSG official signal, we take the Bat-signal and...switch the Bat with a gigantic Jack o' Lateran that has Ayn Rand's face cut in it.
Oh God no, just no.
That's when we use the Lawyer-signal:
http://i129.photobucket.com/albums/p233/poliwanacraca/batlawyer2.gif
Slightly less horrible, but still no, and we'd still run into legal troubles.
It summons a masked superlawyer bearing a suspicious resemblance to Neo Art. *nod*
Hmmm....can I borrow that for awhile?
DrunkenDove
27-03-2009, 17:48
Referencing Ayn Rand as a sex kitten in regular conversation might also suffice.
Pure Metal
27-03-2009, 18:05
that seems to be the winner... so NSGers/
If we ever get on TV use bar code in a sentence while pointing at your closed eye.
w00t!
Nanatsu no Tsuki
27-03-2009, 18:07
Referencing Ayn Rand as a sex kitten in regular conversation might also suffice.
But... but... Ayn Rand IS a sex kitten!
South Lorenya
27-03-2009, 19:28
Now, now -- the NSG version of the batsignal is LG hitting someone in the face with a pie.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
27-03-2009, 19:30
Now, now -- the NSG version of the batsignal is LG hitting someone in the face with a pie.
OMG! That is so true!:eek:
Free Soviets
27-03-2009, 19:36
Considering some of the things said here, it is doubtful that many of us would want our words to fall into public hands before the end of an election. :tongue:
that's what i like about the internet. the google archives mean i can never sell out and go mainstream.