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As a kid, I went through a phase in which I would stick foreign objects up my anus. I'm fairly certain I'm not gay, and I was just wondering how many of you like to take it up the poop chute?

All of us;

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this is NSG.

Wha?

Well... Uh... This is a rather... Awkward subject. However, I can honestly say I did not go through that phase. *sneaks out of the thread, thoroughly creeped out*

My troll sense is tingling.

Buttsecks? Shine.

to each their own, but leave my part out.

I would never do it, but what happens in your bedroom (provided everyone in it consents) is your own business.

My troll sense is tingling.

In what way is this trolling?

I don't know what a "secks" is. Perhaps it has something to do with the German number "Sechs?" Is Buttsecks a disorder where one possesses 6 buttocks?
That would make toilet design problematic and you'd probably have to wear pants with a really large wasteline. So ah reckons ah'm agin' it.

As a kid, I went through a phase in which I would stick foreign objects up my anus. I'm fairly certain I'm not gay, and I was just wondering how many of you like to take it up the poop chute?

I laughed so hard when I read this. I thank you for the enormous amusement I attained from reading this.

LOL, K I'm goning to be watching this htread no doubt it will bring about a lot of lulz.

Ok, we have a female who likes to take it up the pooper! Any guesses on who it is?

Ok, we have a female who likes to take it up the pooper! Any guesses on who it is?

H V Fiddlebottoms VIII, sounds like the zany poll option he would choose.

Ok, we have a female who likes to take it up the pooper! Any guesses on who it is?

Almost every female who posts actively on NSG?

The desire to be anally penetrated probably has little to do with sexual orientation; it's just that people attracted to men have an easier time with it than people attracted to women do.

Ok, we have a female who likes to take it up the pooper! Any guesses on who it is?

I know several females who like it up the ass. I dont see why you want to know so bad.

I know several females who like it up the ass. I dont see why you want to know so bad.

He's a stalker.:wink:

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

I know several females who like it up the ass. I dont see why you want to know so bad.

He is looking for a date.

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

Oh yeah, this guys just lookin for attention.

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

...cucumbers, carrots my best friends oingo boingo. :p


Am I a bad person?

KoL what were you saying about your sensor?

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

Wait, was it in that order?

That could be... painful...

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

So it was like a magic trick, right? You stick them up your butt, slice open the lemon, stick the key inside and then spit out the lemon and Voila! Key in Lemon!

I'd pay to see that.

H V Fiddlebottoms VIII, sounds like the zany poll option he would choose.
Nah, I'm the gay man who is against anal sex. A filthy preversion, that's what it is! The lord intended for gays, such as myself, to have anonymous oral sex in public bathrooms and then go home to the wife and kids whom they secretly hate.

it was a butter knife.

Nah, I'm the gay man who is against anal sex. A filthy preversion, that's what it is! The lord intended for gays, such as myself, to have anonymous oral sex in public bathrooms and then go home to the wife and kids whom they secretly hate.

:tongue:

Hey if God didn't want us to do that he wouldn't have invented public toilets.

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/rambo/knife.jpg

:tongue: I take you mean the handles?

http://www.movieprop.com/tvandmovie/rambo/knife.jpg

:tongue: I take you mean the handles?

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You call that a knife? This is a knife!

That's not a knife, that's a spoon.

Ahh, I see you've played knifey-spooney before.

it was a butter knife.

And from the handle no doubt.

I enjoy putting it in woman's butts. Does that count?

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http://www.guide-2-knives.com/image-files/bowie-knife-1.jpg

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http://www.popcultureshock.com/wp-content/gallery/00-single/normal_grindhouse_machete1280.jpg
http://www.sunjournal.com/photos/2007/05/14/212127-29336f.jpg

to each their own, but leave my part out.

For God's sake, what is it in your avatar???

I enjoy putting it in woman's butts. Does that count?

Likewise, but vaginal is still nicer.

There's no problem with it. I'm straight. Go buttsex, I don't wanna stick stuff up my ass though.

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.

Umm...knives?

Well, I guess that would explain the rectal bleeding, and the fact that your large intestine is now basically on the floor....and you're dead.

Body bag!

Also, thanks for the lulz NSG!

I knew you guys would pull through for me, nice to have a good laugh.

Jesus no. Never have, never will. One of the more unpleasant experiences I can imagine. Why anyone-gay or straight-would enjoy this is beyond me.

Teach me to read the poll options. Humph. *glowers*

Ok... I'm male, heterosexual. Never had a woman want to stick anything up my butt (don't mean I would say no if one I was having sex with did) and never had a woman interested in anal sex. I seem to get dull partners for the most part, and no partners for way to damn long.

No poo-poo on the pee-pee. -_-

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.Knives ... and then, lemons?

Reminds me of this footage i saw involving a cactus once, as well as a squid. Oh well, live & learn.

Well there once were two cowboys all alone out on the trail
And they had discovered they could sleep with another male
Now they're having butt sex
Cowboy Butt sex
Sod-o-my~~
Come on everybody!
Sod-o-my~~
Sod-o-my~~
Sodomy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUBU07VlISM)

So it was like a magic trick, right? You stick them up your butt, slice open the lemon, stick the key inside and then spit out the lemon and Voila! Key in Lemon!

I'd pay to see that.I may have to set up an account for you. I know people.

Nah, I'm the gay man who is against anal sex. A filthy preversion, that's what it is! The lord intended for gays, such as myself, to have anonymous oral sex in public bathrooms and then go home to the wife and kids whom they secretly hate.

:fluffle:
You know, of course, that he's fronting on Divorce Court with the wife to show how much integrity there is in the bond of matrimony, and how the lord will see you through the hardest of trials & tribulations in marriage.
Yay.

Excellent, lulz.

So it was like a magic trick, right? You stick them up your butt, slice open the lemon, stick the key inside and then spit out the lemon and Voila! Key in Lemon!

I'd pay to see that.
I can't believe you didn't go for "key lime pie" here. *shakes head*

My troll sense is tingling.

I believe you are unto something, KoL. *nod*

It isn't anything to write home about, but it's understandable why some would love it.

Jesus no. Never have, never will. One of the more unpleasant experiences I can imagine. Why anyone-gay or straight-would enjoy this is beyond me.Biology.

The desire to be anally penetrated probably has little to do with sexual orientation; it's just that people attracted to men have an easier time with it than people attracted to women do.

There are of course wonderful things you can do with strap-ons... I believe the technical term is 'pegging'.

And knives? Really? That's gotta hurt

Yes! Yes! A thousand times yes!

The world would be a much better place if more of this were to take place.

Jesus no. Never have, never will. One of the more unpleasant experiences I can imagine. Why anyone-gay or straight-would enjoy this is beyond me.
Because it's fun. It involves a lot of interesting nerve sensations.

Because it's fun. It involves a lot of interesting nerve sensations.

And it heightens the level of intimacy to staggering heights.

You haven't lived unless you've been gay...
Or at least experimented.

I may have to set up an account for you. I know people.

Yay! :D

How incredibly inappropriate. Thank you.

There are of course wonderful things you can do with strap-ons... I believe the technical term is 'pegging'.


I'm totally straight and I have to say I don't mind being penetrated by a strap-on one bit. The first time I tried it I was a little I was a little afraid and it hurt a bit (I wanted to stick it in so bad I agreed to a quid pro quo arrangement ). Once I got over initial shock of having something inside me I found it quite enjoyable. ...and I find it doubly hot that I'm being fucked by a girl.

Likewise, but vaginal is still nicer.

No way! It takes a pretty awesome vagina to compete with a lousy ass. An awesome ass though is truly a wonderful love asset.

Oh well each to their own.

And it heightens the level of intimacy to staggering heights.

Oh you Europeans and all of your talk of intimacy. When I was in Europe everyone was talking about feelings and emotions and intimacy and guys were crying and stuff. In the USA ladies kinda talk about that stuff a little and guys pretty much never do. We probably have all of the same feelings as Europeans but we just do not talk about them. Hmmm maybe that is why we all get divorced...

Anyway, darn Europeans with their feelings and whatnot!

Oh you Europeans and all of your talk of intimacy. When I was in Europe everyone was talking about feelings and emotions and intimacy and guys were crying and stuff. In the USA ladies kinda talk about that stuff a little and guys pretty much never do. We probably have all of the same feelings as Europeans but we just do not talk about them. Hmmm maybe that is why we all get divorced...

Anyway, darn Europeans with their feelings and whatnot!

:rolleyes:

:rolleyes:

More evidence of this new European fad called "emotion." From what I understand it is similar to this "yogging" phenomenon.

As a kid, I went through a phase in which I would stick foreign objects up my anus. I'm fairly certain I'm not gay, and I was just wondering how many of you like to take it up the poop chute?

err... no, never went though that 'phase'...

and why are only males defined by 'Homo' and 'Hetero'? surely there would be some 'Homo' and 'Hetero' females :confused:

and why are only males defined by 'Homo' and 'Hetero'? surely there would be some 'Homo' and 'Hetero' females :confused:

All women are bisexual. Didn't you know that?

All women are bisexual. Didn't you know that?

... no...

I really didn't...

:eek2:

:D

All women are bisexual. Didn't you know that?

We are?:confused:

We are?:confused:

Yep. The poll in this thread proves it. If they weren't, there would have been separate poll options.

Yep. The poll in this thread proves it. If they weren't, there would have been separate poll options.

Your logic, Gallo-dono, both baffles and scares me.:eek2:

Your logic, Gallo-dono, both baffles and scares me.:eek2:

I think whatever I want to think. The logic is an afterthought. :p

I think whatever I want to think. The logic is an afterthought. :p

Right.

Your logic, Gallo-dono, both baffles and scares me.:eek2:

and only serves to make the ladies of NSG that much more desireable...

PACIFIC OCEAN... I CURSE THEE... :mad:

and only serves to make the ladies of NSG that much more desireable...

PACIFIC OCEAN... I CURSE THEE... :mad:

I don't know about the rest of the ladies of NSG, I like buttsecks. That much I know. Of course, the butt penetration depends on my mood. I don't always want the anal possession, you know.:D

Oh you Europeans and all of your talk of intimacy. When I was in Europe everyone was talking about feelings and emotions and intimacy and guys were crying and stuff. In the USA ladies kinda talk about that stuff a little and guys pretty much never do. We probably have all of the same feelings as Europeans but we just do not talk about them. Hmmm maybe that is why we all get divorced...

Anyway, darn Europeans with their feelings and whatnot!

What planet are you from? Is it nice there?

I don't know about the rest of the ladies of NSG, I like buttsecks. That much I know. Of course, the butt penetration depends on my mood. I don't always want the anal possession, you know.:D

oh Nanatsu... must you torture me so!!! :(

surely there would be some 'Homo' and 'Hetero' females :confused:

I am fully aware that there are women both gay and straight who like it up the ass. The reason I chose to differentiate sexual orientation in males is because of the strong social conditioning amongst males that taking it in the rear is somehow "gay."

oh Nanatsu... must you torture me so!!! :(

Gomen asai, JuNii-kun.:(

What planet are you from? Is it nice there?

It sounds fucking awesome TBH.

What planet are you from? Is it nice there?

???

Do you think Americans are more into emotions than Europeans?

???

Do you think Americans are more into emotions than Europeans?

They aren't emotionless, let me assure you. Less likely to say things like Europeans, yeah, but in no way are they emotionelss automatons.

There are of course wonderful things you can do with strap-ons... I believe the technical term is 'pegging'.

"Technical" as in the readers of Savage Love made it up, yes. :)

And knives? Really? That's gotta hurt

Indeed!

It is obvious to me that the women here are mostly for BS. What makes me wonder is why dont the gentlemen seem to care for it. C'mon fellas why are you BS haters?

I said what what in the butt.

Hells yes, I love it. I agree with Nanatsu, it's definately more intimate. I like that I had someone special that I could share that with. It also feels amazing. I could go on and on. I'm a total buttsecks fangirl.

I am a straight male buttsex enthusiast. I think that my earliers sexual thoughts concerned buttsex. I was born a buttman.

I don't think anyone who's tried it really hates it. I think it's one of those things you think you *might hate* until it's way up inside there and then your like. Hey - this feels pretty damn good...

I don't think anyone who's tried it really hates it. I think it's one of those things you think you *might hate* until it's way up inside there and then your like. Hey - this feels pretty damn good...

Not if you do it wrong. I know a lot of women who have tried, and hated it, and probably won't ever try again. I had a good first experience, so I continued, and it's pretty much my fav now. Other than giving head. A lot of guys are just totally unwilling to try it at all (receiving). Also a damn shame.

I said what what in the butt.

That video cracks me up. :p

Hells yes, I love it. I agree with Nanatsu, it's definately more intimate. I like that I had someone special that I could share that with. It also feels amazing. I could go on and on. I'm a total buttsecks fangirl.

Snaf Snaf, I love you!:fluffle:
Honesty, sweetie, and you are certainly a lady who knows what she wants. I respect that so much.

Long live buttsecks!!!

It hurt me at first too actually, butt I just kept telling myself "relax, take it like a man." I'm lucky she started out gentle...

Not if you do it wrong. I know a lot of women who have tried, and hated it, and probably won't ever try again. I had a good first experience, so I continued, and it's pretty much my fav now.

I need some very detailed instructions on providing a first good experience to someone. Could you give me some very detailed instructions? :D

I need some very detailed instructions on providing a first good experience to someone. Could you give me some very detailed instructions? :D

Lube.
Patience.
Stop means stop.

Lube.
Patience.
Stop means stop.

Oh come now. You're Neesika - you can be *way* more detailed... in my inbox.

Con mucha paciencia y harta salivita, un elefante se puede amar una hormagita.

Con mucha paciencia y harta salivita, un elefante se puede amar una hormagita.

Jajajajajajajajaja!!! Me guasta!:D

The person being buttsecksed need to relax, so anything you can do to make her do so is a good idea. Scented candles, massage, ... Then start with the good ol' hole #1 before moving onto #2. Start off slow, don't put the whole thing in right away but don't dottle either. It will feel nice for both of you when you get the whole thing in there. ;) Also I find spooning is a good way to get started. ...

Scented candles? Massage? A rough "bend over bitch, it's going in your ass" is all I get, sheesh.... :P

Scented candles? Massage? A rough "bend over bitch, it's going in your ass" is all I get, sheesh.... :P

Scented candles and massages are just for amateurs.

Nothing says love like "shut up and bend over bitch!".


... besides I didn't say not to drip hot candle wax on her tits and to give her a good spanking.

Then start with the good ol' hole #1 before moving onto #2.

This does not apply to about half the population of "persons."

I am too turned on by this thread to be healthy for NSG.

This does not apply to about half the population of "persons."

You just have to place the numbers in different locales ;)

This does not apply to about half the population of "persons."

Well, unless hole #1 is the mouth, and having someone give you head before sexing them in the butt somehow is going to get THEM relaxed enough for anal sex... yeah that's stretching it a bit thin.

neigh < butt secks w/a horse?

Ok fine lets define a function mapping labels to holes. ...

Never mind it's already been done. http://homepages.inf.ed.ac.uk/jbos/comsem/chapter13.html

Ok fine lets define a function mapping labels to holes.

In this particular case, I think it would return a value of "undefined."

Never do ass to mouth.

Never do ass to mouth.
Unless you've put in the time and effort to give yourself a really thorough enema.

Never do ass to mouth.

Whoa! Constraints.

I think we're gonna need to whip out the full power of first order logic for this one.

Unless you've put in the time and effort to give yourself a really thorough enema.

Oh, yeah, that's a given. Cleanliness is next to godliness, after all.

Unless you've put in the time and effort to give yourself a really thorough enema.

Enemas before anal sex are important.

So is first order logic.

Enemas before anal sex are important.

Meh, not crucial, but nice. Haven't actually tried yet, planning on it. You know, for protracted bouts of anal sex.

Meh, not crucial, but nice. Haven't actually tried yet, planning on it. You know, for protracted bouts of anal sex.

Hm... that reminds me that I should get one soon.

Hm... that reminds me that I should get one soon.

An enema or a protracted bout of anal sex?

An enema or a protracted bout of anal sex?

Both things, Dark Lord.

Yeah, I've been looking for a kit...ridiculously hard to find it seems.

It's really not a priority for me. I have engaged in it (hetero male ftr) and find it to be quite nice. I wouldn't deny a lover if they said it was a no go. I pretty much just like sex period so any which way it comes it all good by me. I agree with others here who says cleanliness is a major issue. Then again, that pretty much goes for all types of sex.

Whoa! Constraints.

I think we're gonna need to whip out the full power of first order logic for this one.

You know, there comes a time when you really have to weigh the risk-reward aspect of any action and that time is now. Now, the real question is what the policy is regarding autofellatio and atm; if you have anal sex with somebody else, and then suck your own penis, what happens then?

I have a feeling you don't get superpowers.

Yeah, I've been looking for a kit...ridiculously hard to find it seems.

Oh? I've seen them at the pharmacy.

You know, there comes a time when you really have to weigh the risk-reward aspect of any action and that time is now. Now, the real question is what the policy is regarding autofellatio and atm; if you have anal sex with somebody else, and then suck your own penis, what happens then?

I have a feeling you don't get superpowers.

...as long as you don't attempt to define autofellatio left recursively you should be fine.

edit: I should also stop making comments which are more obtuse than rush lyrics.

Both things, Dark Lord.
Do I need to return this baby (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XJ35LIebwc) to you?

Scented candles? Massage? A rough "bend over bitch, it's going in your ass" is all I get, sheesh.... :P

see... now I would offer a massage, scented candles, and perhaps a nice relaxing bath...

if you have anal sex with somebody else, and then suck your own penis, what happens then?

You have moved from participation in to subversion of the top/bottom dichotomy?

You know, there comes a time when you really have to weigh the risk-reward aspect of any action and that time is now. Now, the real question is what the policy is regarding autofellatio and atm; if you have anal sex with somebody else, and then suck your own penis, what happens then?

I have a feeling you don't get superpowers.

I'm thinking I have no desire to suck my own pen is in the first place. I know people make jokes about how great it would be, but I still think that would make you a bit gay/bi. Sure, it's your own penis but what procloudes you from having other's? I for one am not interested in atm except if money comes out of it. Perhaps having advanced college courses in biology and pathogens makes me a little less than eager to subject someone to that. Now, does that mean I haven't done it? Since learning of all the nice types of bacteria present I have chosen to steer clear.

I still think that would make you a bit gay/bi.

So how many handjobs have you given yourself?

Homo.

You have moved from participation in to subversion of the top/bottom dichotomy?

Experimental features should always be developed in a branch and then merged with the trunk once they are deemed stable. It's one of the basic tenants of version control and entirely related to the topic of autofellatio.

So how many handjobs have you given yourself?

Homo.

I thought about that way before you typed it. Somehow there's a difference to me. I'm not saying it makes perfect sense. I'm thinking the same applies for a women who can mix her cookies with her apple juice too. I have a further explanation but want to keep it more PG13 like we should.

I thought about that way before you typed it. Somehow there's a difference to me. I'm not saying it makes perfect sense.

Might I suggest a standard?

If your sexual focus is on the idea of your mouth sucking a penis (or your hand masturbating a penis), that's "gay."

If your sexual focus is on having your penis sucked or masturbated (or whatever presumably heterosexual fantasy you associate with that masturbation), that's not "gay."

Edit: And if you manage to escape such ridiculous insecurities and stop worrying about whether something is or isn't gay, that's "awesome." ;)

Oh? I've seen them at the pharmacy.
I've checked four so far, and no luck. Then again, these pharmacies don't carry dental dams either, and only have freaking ky brand lube.

see... now I would offer a massage, scented candles, and perhaps a nice relaxing bath...
Except I prefer "bend over bitch, it's going in your ass". With minimal lube.

Then again, only one person gets to do that to me :P


Also you have to watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_3np-C0Ps&NR=1).

Except I prefer "bend over bitch, it's going in your ass". With minimal lube.

Then again, only one person gets to do that to me :P the others get broken? ;)


Also you have to watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_3np-C0Ps&NR=1).ROFLOL!

Also you have to watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OM_3np-C0Ps&NR=1).

Ha Ha Ha

the others get broken? ;) Ffft, no one else gets close enough to do anything that would get them broke.


ROFLOL!
I figured you'd appreciate :D

Wait! Fuck!
I clicked the wrong answer. I don't like things in my poop chute, but I like the stuff my trouser snake in the GF's brown eye.

I don't really see this as the appropriate thread to mention this - but i suppose it's as related to buttsecks as FOL.

My cat just managed to open the front door of the house and escaped. He jumped up like the ninja that he is and landed full force on the handle and then scrambled out the door. I hunted him down and caught him pretty fast because I saw it happen! ...Anywho just thought I's share that random action packed adventure with you.

Wait! Fuck!
I clicked the wrong answer. I don't like things in my poop chute, but I like the stuff my trouser snake in the GF's brown eye.

Ive never heard that one before, although, I can of course figure out where youre going with it (no pun intended)...

But, my immediate reaction to that picture/phrase :eek:

What does that have to do with buttsecks? Were you giving the cat surprise buttsecks?

You've never heard the pooper called a brown eye?

Also, just noticed you're in Biloxi. What a small world, that's only like 30 mins east of where I'm at.

Well I was pretty surprised.

You've never heard the pooper called a brown eye?

Also, just noticed you're in Biloxi. What a small world, that's only like 30 mins east of where I'm at.

Crazy, lol

Nah, but Im a fast learner, its just the image of the male anatomy being stuck in a literal Eye made me cringe :$

What does that have to do with buttsecks?

I dunno, the pursuit of pussy is at least tangentially related, right?

brown eye? that some kinda new-age spiritual mediationy thing?

As in: Take a deep breath and open your brown eye.

also you have to watch this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=om_3np-c0ps&nr=1).

rofl

As a kid, I went through a phase in which I would stick foreign objects up my anus.
If you ever go to jail or prison, NEVER, ever, even think about mentioning this.

Contrary to the popular belief, not everyone gets rear-ended in prison, and not even most, but should you confess to at least having imagined sticking anything into your butt, it will happen.

I can't believe I read this entire thread. I feel both sickened and highly amused.

To clarify, this happened between ages 15-18, and the objects were usually along the lines of keys, knives, lemons...etc.
Ouch! Fuck me that's gotto hurt.
http://www.popcultureshock.com/wp-content/gallery/00-single/normal_grindhouse_machete1280.jpg
http://www.sunjournal.com/photos/2007/05/14/212127-29336f.jpg
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We are?:confused:
Yes, it's quite a well known fact.

I dunno, the pursuit of pussy is at least tangentially related, right?
LMFAO

brown eye? that some kinda new-age spiritual mediationy thing?

As in: Take a deep breath and open your brown eye.Sounds like it might be a good relaxation technique. Patent it and market it.

Is NSG really done talking about buttsecks? I think not.

Is NSG really done talking about buttsecks? I think not.

What do you want to talk about big boy? :p

I am Canadian and I like buttsecks.

Might I suggest a standard?

If your sexual focus is on the idea of your mouth sucking a penis (or your hand masturbating a penis), that's "gay."

If your sexual focus is on having your penis sucked or masturbated (or whatever presumably heterosexual fantasy you associate with that masturbation), that's not "gay."

Edit: And if you manage to escape such ridiculous insecurities and stop worrying about whether something is or isn't gay, that's "awesome." ;)

Nah, still no interest in sucking myself off regardless of what level of gay it falls under. Just to be clear, there's no problem with gay in my life unless that gay would happen to be me. Anybody else wants to be gay and suck themselves off from here to tarnation should have a blast.

http://tvmedia.ign.com/tv/image/article/773/773844/bleach-ichigo-zangetsu_1174343520.jpg

http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1155000/images/_1158391_eminem_chainsaw300.jpg

I can't believe you didn't go for "key lime pie" here. *shakes head*This thread is officially awesome as of this post.
Mmm-hmmm.

I don't know about the rest of the ladies of NSG, I like buttsecks. That much I know. Of course, the butt penetration depends on my mood. I don't always want the anal possession, you know.:D
And oh, of course, the thread becomes ever-more awesome as of this post.

*TG*

I said what what in the butt.

Hells yes, I love it. I agree with Nanatsu, it's definately more intimate. I like that I had someone special that I could share that with. It also feels amazing. I could go on and on. I'm a total buttsecks fangirl.Even moreso here ... odd it took this long to get that Samwell/Butters reference on here.

Never do ass to mouth.Leave that to the professionals?

Unless you've put in the time and effort to give yourself a really thorough enema.
Pre-req for NSG religious threads, check.
Even, post-req.

You know, there comes a time when you really have to weigh the risk-reward aspect of any action and that time is now. Now, the real question is what the policy is regarding autofellatio and atm; if you have anal sex with somebody else, and then suck your own penis, what happens then?

I have a feeling you don't get superpowers.Have i told you lately that i love you?
You don't post enough excellent sig-worthies lately. This does much to remedy that, admittedly, but still ...

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http://fc06.deviantart.com/fs25/f/2008/042/1/a/Zabimaru_Sword_Bleach_Cosplay_by_Rengoku_Okamikumo.jpg

Except I prefer "bend over bitch, it's going in your ass". With minimal lube.

Then again, only one person gets to do that to me :P


There are hundreds in the local, provincial, and federal governments who do it too you to, its called taxes.

There are hundreds in the local, provincial, and federal governments who do it too you to, its called taxes.

Nah, the government use no lube at all.

I replied to this days ago but apparantly somehow my post never came up (least I browsed the thread and didn't see it). I'm a heterosexual male, and haven't been with a woman who wanted to try anal sex, nor one who wanted to stick anything up mine. I keep meeting boring women -_-

Nah, the government use no lube at all.

Blood is lube.

blood is lube.

rofl.

There are hundreds in the local, provincial, and federal governments who do it too you to, its called taxes.

Except that I'd rather be fucked by a dildo than by the government. Although I suppose in my case both are inevitable.

Except that I'd rather be fucked by a dildo than by the government. Although I suppose in my case both are inevitable.

Its what governments do, fuck you, fuck me, fuck themselves, fuck the world...

I can't believe NS would let a thread about any kind of sex die!

And oh, of course, the thread becomes ever-more awesome as of this post.

*TG*

*takes a vow*

I can't believe NS would let a thread about any kind of sex die!

IS this what CM meant when he asked if NSG was changing?

Let's hope not.

IS this what CM meant when he asked if NSG was changing?

Let's hope not.

Lets hope not.

Never do ass to mouth.

I have done it lots of times but only with 2 girls. It was fine.

Never do ass to mouth.

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/clerks%20ii.jpg

You don't go ass to mouth?

I need some very detailed instructions on providing a first good experience to someone. Could you give me some very detailed instructions? :D

Stretching with fingers first. The girl should relax. She should be the depth boss until she is relaxed and ready for the whole thing. I personally do not think that there needs to be a lot of lube, espescially for missionary (my favorite) because natural lube tends to flow downhill so to speak. I think spit is the only lube needed.

Enemas before anal sex are important.

As a man, I do not like to think about this aspect of things at all. This is worse for me than hearing about tampons and periods.

*takes a vow*

What kind of a vow?

As a man, I do not like to think about this aspect of things at all. This is worse for me than hearing about tampons and periods.

Oddly enough human biology doesn't gross me out.

Wait! Fuck!
I clicked the wrong answer. I don't like things in my poop chute, but I like the stuff my trouser snake in the GF's brown eye.

Ack! Me too.

Oddly enough human biology doesn't gross me out.

It grosses me out. I think up imaginary explanations and doublethink my way out of thinking about female biological processes that in anyway make any sexual act in any way less cool if you think about it.

It grosses me out. I think up imaginary explanations and doublethink my way out of thinking about female biological processes that in anyway make any sexual act in any way less cool if you think about it.

Sweat, spit, jizzm, and other bodily fluids really don't bother me when it comes to doing the nasty... sometimes the nastier the better.

What What?

*takes a vow*
As you may have noticed, i actually kept that vow.
...
is this the part where i remind you of a post regarding your inbox/outbox? :p

What What?

In the butt?

As you may have noticed, i actually kept that vow.
...
is this the part where i remind you of a post regarding your inbox/outbox? :p

Gots teh messuge, I didz.:D

What kind of a vow?

Did I just use the wrong word again?:eek:

I have been resisting and resisting and resisting but my willpower has given away and I can't resist no more.

When I saw the name of the thread, I thought of this little diddy (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ghxn38bX7w0&feature=PlayList&p=31D3AB97A1644FE9&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=38)

All of us;

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this is NSG.

/winner