NationStates Jolt Archive


Alfie turns out not to be a daddy afterall

The Alma Mater
26-03-2009, 18:14
Remember Alfie ? The babyfaced 13 year old who was said to have fathered a child with his 16 year old girlfriend we discussed earlier (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=583422&page=17) ?

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00733/SNN1409A_280_733101a.jpg

Well, according to The Mirror it seems the DNA test has shown he is not the daddy at all. His gf cheated on him... more than once it seems even.

Of course, the candidates now are only slightly older than him...

Source: http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/top-stories/2009/03/26/exclusive-dna-tests-show-boy-dad-alfie-patten-is-not-the-daddy-115875-21227974/

EDIT: the Mirror has removed the article from their website.... Oh dear. Poor Alfie.

Fox still has it though:
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,510791,00.html
As does Bild:
http://www.bild.de/BILD/news/bild-english/world-news/2009/03/26/dad-at-13-alfie-in-dna-test/babyfaced-teen-not-father-of-little-maisie.html
Free Soviets
26-03-2009, 18:17
aww, i really thought those three crazy kids could make it
Brutland and Norden
26-03-2009, 18:18
poor kid/s!
Galloism
26-03-2009, 18:19
Creepiness meter remains pegged.
The Alma Mater
26-03-2009, 18:19
aww, i really thought those three crazy kids could make it

But.. he didn't even get pocket money !
Neo Bretonnia
26-03-2009, 18:27
Creepiness meter remains pegged.

^this

bigtime.
Imperial isa
26-03-2009, 18:35
so who fathered it from the list of boys she sleeping with as link just saying to me
Sorry...
...but we can't find the page
JuNii
26-03-2009, 18:39
does he still want to raise the child and marry her?
Sdaeriji
26-03-2009, 18:44
I wish I could say I'm surprised, but honestly, that was my very first impression upon reading the story the first time.
The Alma Mater
26-03-2009, 19:04
so who fathered it from the list of boys she sleeping with as link just saying to me

Intruiging - they have removed the article :o
There is still a mention on the front page: http://www.mirror.co.uk/ , but it no longer links to anything.
EDIT: and even the frontpage article is now.. GONE !

Oh dear. What if the Mirror, that paradigm of thorough research, got it... wrong ?
Exilia and Colonies
26-03-2009, 19:05
According to what apparently was written in the story this is not much of an improvement.
Call to power
26-03-2009, 19:50
"whos ya daddy" :tongue:
Wilgrove
26-03-2009, 21:08
"whos ya daddy" :tongue:

You know, that could be a very twisted, and morally wrong Reality TV show.

*calls Fox* Hey Fox, I have a reality show for you!
Gauthier
26-03-2009, 21:11
And what does that say about the girl? If you're going to stick a guy for child support, make sure that

1) He can actually support the child

and

2) He's not a child himself
greed and death
26-03-2009, 21:12
that baby looks like a doll.
Ashmoria
26-03-2009, 21:17
does he still want to raise the child and marry her?
at 13 i hope his parents are smart enough to just say NO.
Call to power
26-03-2009, 21:28
that baby looks like a doll.

yeah the boy reminds me of those child dolls you get for first aid

at 13 i hope his parents are smart enough to just say NO.

I'm left to wonder if they are going to press charges against the girl I mean...now is a good time to do such a thing seeing as how I mean what the hell
Wilgrove
26-03-2009, 21:34
I'm left to wonder if they are going to press charges against the girl I mean...now is a good time to do such a thing seeing as how I mean what the hell

What are they going to charge her with?
JuNii
26-03-2009, 21:35
at 13 i hope his parents are smart enough to just say NO.

I Believe the parents were supportive.

So... is this a real article or not? anyone know?
JuNii
26-03-2009, 21:36
What are they going to charge her with?

if it was in America... Stat Rape.
Call to power
26-03-2009, 21:37
What are they going to charge her with?

abuse of a minor
Wilgrove
26-03-2009, 21:39
if it was in America... Stat Rape.

Couldn't the parent of the mother do the same thing?

abuse of a minor

Hmm, we need a UK lawyer...
Call to power
26-03-2009, 21:42
Couldn't the parent of the mother do the same thing?

something tells me the 13 year old boy isn't the one who has been doing anything sexual

...its a bit like in Futurama where kif thinks he made love when the cow things run past
The Alma Mater
26-03-2009, 21:57
So... is this a real article or not? anyone know?

The fact that the mirror withdrew it is not a good sign; it indicates they do not trust their source.
Nor is the approaching first of april - the whole thing could be an elaborate joke.
One hopes it is. One however fears it is not.
No Names Left Damn It
26-03-2009, 22:10
Hmm, we need a UK lawyer...

No we don't, because I can answer. She could be charged with statutory rape, but seeing as she was 15 at the time, they are both technically just as guilty as each other.
DrunkenDove
26-03-2009, 22:30
*Dies laughing*
Sarkhaan
26-03-2009, 23:54
You know, that could be a very twisted, and morally wrong Reality TV show.

*calls Fox* Hey Fox, I have a reality show for you!

It's called Maury
Poliwanacraca
27-03-2009, 00:00
if it was in America... Stat Rape.

Exactly where in the US is a 14-year-old having sex with a 12-year-old statutory rape?
Wilgrove
27-03-2009, 00:09
It's called Maury

Ba-Zing.
Lackadaisical2
27-03-2009, 00:13
HAHAHAAH I called it@!!@!@!#@#$!

EDIT: or maybe not, apparently the veracity of this is questionable.
Khadgar
27-03-2009, 00:24
something tells me the 13 year old boy isn't the one who has been doing anything sexual

...its a bit like in Futurama where kif thinks he made love when the cow things run past

Kif's species reproduces by direct skin contact, and someone had grabbed him during that scene. So for his people, that could of been sex.
Nobel Hobos
27-03-2009, 00:40
Remember Alfie ? The babyfaced 13 year old who was said to have fathered a child with his 16 year old girlfriend we discussed earlier (http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=583422&page=17) ?

I remember. Pages apon pages of posts saying, essentially, "wtf?"

First poster to pick it right in that thread:

I wouldn't say its the most disturbing thing, though it is pretty shitty. I wonder if the kid is really the dad or not, maybe she played around with guys who were... more likely to have this sort of thing happen. I can't think that at 12 you'd be a very er.. potent male.

For that, L2 wins ... a daisy.
Lackadaisical2
27-03-2009, 03:59
For that, L2 wins ... a daisy.

*sniff* this means so much to me, thank you, thank you all. :fluffle:
SaintB
27-03-2009, 09:22
You know, that could be a very twisted, and morally wrong Reality TV show.


Arent they all?
SaintB
27-03-2009, 09:26
does he still want to raise the child and marry her?

I hope not.
Glorious Freedonia
27-03-2009, 16:17
Nasty nasty nasty
Forsakia
27-03-2009, 16:31
And what does that say about the girl? If you're going to stick a guy for child support, make sure that

1) He can actually support the child

and

2) He's not a child himself

3) Will create a situation where you can sell your story for plenty of cash