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....From Liberal Cylons Adhering to Neo Keynesian Economic Models Written In Portuguese.

Here's the argument/excercise/discussion. I'm going to present proof of the above. The winner is the one who can elaborate (but not change) it so that it makes sense. Abstraction may be necessary, but will be judged less impressive than more concrete reasoning. Redefining things is cheese. LG will give Tacos to the winner, and Neo Art will give tongue kisses to the loser.
Here it is:

As in any rigorous proof, we begin with our axioms. These sound like particles, yet do not simultaneously behave like waves. Thus, we depart from central themes in Quantum Mechanics.

We are justified in doing so, because Planck's work made use of black bodies. This is racist, and moreso, implies that blacks are some homoegenous cultural and racial monolith. Thus, Planck's findings on the discrete quanta of energy states is false. Moreover, its requisite assumption of standing waves fails critical examination, because you can't stand on waves, unless you are Jesus.

Thus, serious examination of the universal state begins with Jesus. Jesus's mother was human, but his father was something different. This state satisfies a necessary if not sufficient criteria to infer that Jesus was a Cylon. We can not prove categorically that he was not.

We do know that Cylons favor military spending, but they also are observed to kill babies, which is like abortion. We can thus add to our initial conditions that Cylons are liberals.

Now, instead of drawing a meaningful connection between Cylons and evolution, I simply suggest that you google "genetic algorithms", and pretend that this demonstrates clearly that Cylons evolve. Since Communist Russia become insolvent, I draw the broad claim that Free Markets are better, and I ignore the role of regulated financial institutions or managed public policy addressed by Keynes.

More importantly, the thermal recapture devices used in modern hybrid vehicles achieve a level of efficiency that is a function of, not a defiance of, thermodynamics.

Since any periodic system repeating states at intervals of 3 will eventually produce chaos, Portuguese becomes the natural choice of God, the obvious iterative descendant of liberal Keynesian Cylons.

And if you read that, was it really any more absurd than what people already try to float as genuine discourse here?

Doesn't need any changing, it's perfect as it is. :P

Having seen both 'classic' Battlestar, and the new product, the Cylons in the new product are actually better fitted to the purpose for which they are intended. Thus, evidence of adaption to niche existence, and thus, inferable as a short-term illustration of evolution in Cylons.

You're welcome.

Having seen both 'classic' Battlestar, and the new product, the Cylons in the new product are actually better fitted to the purpose for which they are intended. Thus, evidence of adaption to niche existence, and thus, inferable as a short-term illustration of evolution in Cylons.

You're welcome.

Hm. This is consistent with the fact that Dirk Benedict, while cool, had no tits. Thus, this is akin even to a broad frame shift in a macroevolutionary sense.

Doesn't need any changing, it's perfect as it is. :P

That's what they said about Jesus, but more progressive models of the Messiah give him the power to turn his hands into guns.

This has been a night of tickling Nanatsu's Godfunnybone. I love you guys!:fluffle:

*head a splodes*

This has been a night of tickling Nanatsu's Godfunnybone. I love you guys!:fluffle:

You are truly a study in contrasts, Nanatsu, an uncollapsed probability wave of awesomeness.

Take, for example, the well known proof that you, as a girl, are evil.

1. Time is money. (Time=Money).
2. Money is the Root of All Evil. ( Money = (Evil)^0.5)
3. Time with a girl takes money. ( Girl = money x time ).

Combine equation 1 and 3, and we have ( Girl = money x money ).

Square both sides of equation 2, and we have ( money x money = Evil).

Co equate the two equations above, and we see why a girl is evil.

Yet some girls are like cats, and have cat ears. Thus, by virtue of pussy, not all girls are evil.

The winner is the one who can elaborate (but not change) it so that it makes sense. ... LG will give Tacos to the winner, and Neo Art will give tongue kisses to the loser.



Glurble blurble flurble snark. Poople snoofy quort cribblish, dok dok.




...what? :wink:

And if you read that, was it really any more absurd than what people already try to float as genuine discourse here?

Also, I would really like to agree with this. But comparing it to NSG doesn't really do it justice. This post has reached new levels of absurdity never before achieved. This post is to rational what sir Patrick Moore is to hot steamy sex.

This has been a night of tickling Nanatsu's Godfunnybone. I love you guys!:fluffle:

No thanks necessary, ma chere. Remember, Nationstates didn't actually exist until you 'arrived', so it only makes sense that we exist to serve your needs.

You are truly a study in contrasts, Nanatsu, an uncollapsed probability wave of awesomeness.

Take, for example, the well known proof that you, as a girl, are evil.

1. Time is money. (Time=Money).
2. Money is the Root of All Evil. ( Money = (Evil)^0.5)
3. Time with a girl takes money. ( Girl = money x time ).

Combine equation 1 and 3, and we have ( Girl = money x money ).

Square both sides of equation 2, and we have ( money x money = Evil).

Co equate the two equations above, and we see why a girl is evil.

Yet some girls are like cats, and have cat ears. Thus, by virtue of pussy, not all girls are evil.

Can I get an amen?

Glurble blurble flurble snark. Poople snoofy quort cribblish, dok dok.




...what? :wink:

Take Neo Art out of your mouth, I can't understand you.

....From Liberal Cylons Adhering to Neo Keynesian Economic Models Written In Portuguese.

Here's the argument/excercise/discussion. I'm going to present proof of the above. The winner is the one who can elaborate (but not change) it so that it makes sense. Abstraction may be necessary, but will be judged less impressive than more concrete reasoning. Redefining things is cheese. LG will give Tacos to the winner, and Neo Art will give tongue kisses to the loser.
Here it is:

As in any rigorous proof, we begin with our axioms. These sound like particles, yet do not simultaneously behave like waves. Thus, we depart from central themes in Quantum Mechanics.

We are justified in doing so, because Planck's work made use of black bodies. This is racist, and moreso, implies that blacks are some homoegenous cultural and racial monolith. Thus, Planck's findings on the discrete quanta of energy states is false. Moreover, its requisite assumption of standing waves fails critical examination, because you can't stand on waves, unless you are Jesus.

Thus, serious examination of the universal state begins with Jesus. Jesus's mother was human, but his father was something different. This state satisfies a necessary if not sufficient criteria to infer that Jesus was a Cylon. We can not prove categorically that he was not.

We do know that Cylons favor military spending, but they also are observed to kill babies, which is like abortion. We can thus add to our initial conditions that Cylons are liberals.

Now, instead of drawing a meaningful connection between Cylons and evolution, I simply suggest that you google "genetic algorithms", and pretend that this demonstrates clearly that Cylons evolve. Since Communist Russia become insolvent, I draw the broad claim that Free Markets are better, and I ignore the role of regulated financial institutions or managed public policy addressed by Keynes.

More importantly, the thermal recapture devices used in modern hybrid vehicles achieve a level of efficiency that is a function of, not a defiance of, thermodynamics.

Since any periodic system repeating states at intervals of 3 will eventually produce chaos, Portuguese becomes the natural choice of God, the obvious iterative descendant of liberal Keynesian Cylons.

And if you read that, was it really any more absurd than what people already try to float as genuine discourse here?

More absurd? No. More awesome? Yes. :)

Also, I would really like to agree with this. But comparing it to NSG doesn't really do it justice. This post has reached new levels of absurdity never before achieved. This post is to rational what sir Patrick Moore is to hot steamy sex.

Now I have to google Patrick Moore.

Now I have to google Patrick Moore.

Don't do it.

Can I get an amen?

Amen to that mo fo! lol

Take Neo Art out of your mouth, I can't understand you.

Not yet, she's not done ye--

ok. now.

Silence... maybe he pictured him naked or something, and has currently gone to the toilet to throw up (or something else :eek:). :P

I wonder if Patrick Moore has the "radioactive" symbol tattood on his knob.

Neo Art, I hope you were just going to get your cookie and then leave Poli hanging. She deserves better. Show some love. Face down the bearded clam, counselor.

And oh yeah....amen.

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What?

What?

Que?

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Nani?

Stop spamming my totally serious thread!

This makes a point! A serious point about the proclivity of pseudo intellectual reasoning and the risk that it hinders and pollutes human knowledge while purporting to advance it! So stop it.









Nanatsu, will you dress up as a cylon?

Face down the bearded clam, counselor.



....do you know how hard it's going to be for me not to say this in real life at some point now? I'm totally going to blame the resultant bruises on you.

....do you know how hard it's going to be for me not to say this in real life at some point now? I'm totally going to blame the resultant bruises on you.

Poli, I don't know you IRL, other than that Neo Art says you shiver erratically when you "culminate", but I believe you're a woman who deserves the full nether-wolfing that only lawyers and pre-lawyers can provide.

Poli, I don't know you IRL, other than that Neo Art says you shiver erratically when you "culminate", but I believe you're a woman who deserves the full nether-wolfing that only lawyers and pre-lawyers can provide.

well, if you want to borrow her for a bit....and it's not really a shiver, so much as it is a full body dry heave...

well, if you want to borrow her for a bit....and it's not really a shiver, so much as it is a full body dry heave...

Five minutes back with those vinyl clad Boston area herpetics that you're used to and you'll be begging me to let you have her back.

well, if you want to borrow her for a bit....and it's not really a shiver, so much as it is a full body dry heave...

*sigh* How many times have we been over this? No pimping me out! (At least not unless I get a reasonable share of the profits!) Are we going to have to have the "No, I will not address you as 'Lord Sexy Lawyer Supremo, Well-Hung God-Emperor of the Universe'" discussion again, too?

*sigh* How many times have we been over this? No pimping me out! (At least not unless I get a reasonable share of the profits!) Are we going to have to have the "No, I will not address you as 'Lord Sexy Lawyer Supremo, Well-Hung God-Emperor of the Universe'" discussion again, too?

That's what it says on his bar card.

That's what it says on his bar card.

you wouldn't believe what I had to pay for it too.

you wouldn't believe what I had to pay for it too.

You gave Katherine Kelly Howard a "rusty trumpet" in her Lexis outside her kid's chorus recital.

Now quit spamming my thread or Ardchoille is going to threadlock it.



**jumps up and down petulantly**

I'm making a point! A serious point!