You're Never Too Old To Be Stupid
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-03-2009, 21:49
I can just see this poor guy now.
I hope when I'm 72 (not that long from now), I have more dignity.
http://news.aol.com/article/women-fight-over-72-year-old-man/393271?icid=main|htmlws-main|dl1|link6|http%3A%2F%2Fnews.aol.com%2Farticle%2Fwomen-fight-over-72-year-old-man%2F393271
Ledgersia
23-03-2009, 21:50
I hope I'm still alive when I'm 72...
Marrakech II
23-03-2009, 21:53
That guy is a player at 72!
Fartsniffage
23-03-2009, 21:54
What a legend, 72 years old and he still has women fighting over him.
I doesn't even sound like he's rich.
Jhahanam with a Goatee
23-03-2009, 21:57
**cue kettle drums, Star Trek Fight Theme as the ladies square off with batleths or whatever the fuck**
"Ladies, ladies...you may find that the having is not so good as the wanting!"
Sihnonium
23-03-2009, 21:57
Wu de ma.
Life never fails to amuse... or exasperate.
Call to power
23-03-2009, 21:57
you can have sex at 72?
hawt.
Jhahanam with a Goatee
23-03-2009, 22:07
you can have sex at 72?
hawt.
S'awesome. There are more old dudes with money that are willing to spend it so they aren't shooting pool with a rope than there are poor kids with malaria who have money.
So, we have more effective means of keeping your pike turgid than of innoculating fully against malaria.
Call to power
23-03-2009, 22:17
SNIP
I bet you'd soon change that opinion if you was a 72 year old man with a cheerleader on your lap :p
Jhahanam with a Goatee
23-03-2009, 22:22
I bet you'd soon change that opinion if you was a 72 year old man with a cheerleader on your lap :p
I can barely form lucid opinions now...get a cheerleader on my lap, and suddenly I'll think American Idol is fascinating if it makes her giggle and wiggle...
This would be an awesome arraignment hearing...
"Your honor, that wrinkled skank was trying to get on my man's jock!"
"So...how do you plead?"
"I plead that bitch is a geriatric bint who best step up off my man!"
"That, uh...that mean Not Guilty?"
"What, you deaf? I'ma kill that fuckin' whore, I don't care if nature already done the heavy liftin' on that chore!"
"I see."
Anti-Social Darwinism
23-03-2009, 22:22
I bet you'd soon change that opinion if you was a 72 year old man with a cheerleader on your lap :p
These weren't cheerleaders, they were 70-something women. And they weren't on his lap, they were on his case.
Shades of Sophia and Blanche!
Although J with a G has a good point - for millenia we've concentrated research on helping old cocks maintain an erection - everything from ground dried tiger penises to Viagra primarily used for the purpose of keeping dirty old men in the gene pool.
We still don't have cure for the common cold.
Galloism
23-03-2009, 22:24
These weren't cheerleaders, they were 70-something women. And they weren't on his lap, they were on his case.
Shades of Sophia and Blanche!
Although J with a G has a good point - for millenia we've concentrated research on helping old cocks maintain an erection - everything from ground dried tiger penises to Viagra primarily used for the purpose of keeping dirty old men in the gene pool.
We still don't have cure for the common cold.
No money in it.
Fartsniffage
23-03-2009, 22:26
We still don't have cure for the common cold.
Erections are easy, virus are hard. (or not, depending how much has been spent down the years researching little blue virus pills.)
Jhahanam with a Goatee
23-03-2009, 22:27
No money in it.
Heh, wait until some microbial pathogen starts causing atypical frigidity in women aged 18 to 24...
The CEO's of every pharma concern on the planet will be selling their Bentleys and wearing off-the-rack suits to get more money to R&D.
Galloism
23-03-2009, 22:27
Erections are hard, viruses are difficult.
Fixed.
Fartsniffage
23-03-2009, 22:41
Fixed.
Yes, well, that kind of kills the little joke in the parentheses doesn't it?
Galloism
23-03-2009, 22:43
Yes, well, that kind of kills the little joke in the parentheses doesn't it?
Oh, we're giving the viruses erections with little blue pills. I get it now. :$
Flammable Ice
23-03-2009, 22:47
We still don't have cure for the common cold.
The immune system needs a work out now and then, so it's not so bad.
Fartsniffage
23-03-2009, 22:49
On a serious note, why would anyone invent a cure for the commonn cold? It's much more profitable to sell people tissues, lemsips and paracetamol.
Lackadaisical2
23-03-2009, 23:22
On a serious note, why would anyone invent a cure for the commonn cold? It's much more profitable to sell people tissues, lemsips and paracetamol.
Because you want to be the one making money off the common cold, not Kleenex, of whoever.
My understanding is that its basically impossible, since the bug is always mutating, otherwise there probably would be a cure.