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http://www.theonion.com/content/video/paleontologists_discover_skeleton?utm_source=a-section

I just found this site, I think I shall get all my news from the Daily Onion from now on... its so much more reliable than FOX of CNN.

Damnit another typo in the title -_-

Too bad you didn't type "Palintologists" - there would be a joke there.

The Onion is great. I never remember to read it anymore, but it's always been good for a laugh. I used to have stacks of them that I'd pick up in the city.

We must bring them back ala Jurassic Park!

We must bring them back ala Jurassic Park!

http://www.nbc.com/Raines/images/bios/jeff_goldblum.jpg

"Oh sure, sounds like a great idea as the crowd comes. There's the 'oohs' and the 'aahs' but then later on you get the screaming, the running... and well, I'll be more honest, more 'oohs' and 'aahs' from places you never want to look."

US Troops in Iraq Excite to Return to Afghanistan (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_troops_in_iraq_excited_to?utm_source=a-section)

Now that is class A parody.

We must bring them back ala Jurassic Park!

The Paleontologist did say this creature loved mud and slick surfaces. Perhaps a distant relative LG?

Title fixed 'cus I'm nice.

US Troops in Iraq Excite to Return to Afghanistan (http://www.theonion.com/content/news/u_s_troops_in_iraq_excited_to?utm_source=a-section)

Now that is class A parody.

lol

Title fixed 'cus I'm nice.

Danke! I was expecting something like

Title fixxed and thread locked for SPAM. But then I realized that compared to some of my threads this one is relevant...

You've never seen The Onion before? You poor thing, you've been deprived!

You've never seen The Onion before? You poor thing, you've been deprived!

I've been deprived of a lot of things Murv. Most recently alcohol, time to myself, and my sword collection.
And today is the 3 year anniversery of the last time I got laid!

I've been deprived of a lot of things Murv. Most recently alcohol, time to myself, and my sword collection.
And today is the 3 year anniversery of the last time I got laid!

Sucks to be in prison doesn't it. When do you get out?

Sucks to be in prison doesn't it. When do you get out?

That's the worst part, I didn't go to prison, or jail, or do anything illegal.

That's the worst part, I didn't go to prison, or jail, or do anything illegal.

Never to late to start a criminal career I say.

FOX of CNN.

Is CNN owned by Rupert Murdoch now? I could've sworn Turner and Rupert were rivals.

Is CNN owned by Rupert Murdoch now? I could've sworn Turner and Rupert were rivals.

God damnit!

This goes to show how bad my mental state and self control has devolved, I can;t even type anymore.

The Paleontologist did say this creature loved mud and slick surfaces. Perhaps a distant relative LG?

Perhaps not so distant. ;)

Too bad you didn't type "Palintologists" - there would be a joke there.
Palin *is* a joke, just not a funny one.
:(

Perhaps not so distant. ;)

So if this means clowns are evolved from Pervertosaurs, that would explain the innate unease and terror young children and many people feel in their presence.

So if this means clowns are evolved from Pervertosaurs, that would explain the innate unease and terror young children and many people feel in their presence.Ouchouchowieouchouch Good point.

The Onion has been around for decades, check out their books on amazon or something. It's hilarious.

wouldn't the first predatory creature to have reproduced by sexual means been too micro-orgasmic to HAVE bones?

That's the worst part, I didn't go to prison, or jail, or do anything illegal.

See! Their your problem! You hadn't gone to jail yet, and if buttsex isn't your thing do something illegal then! Chicks dig that! :tongue: