Uncle B?
So I want to take a personal moment to make a bloggy delving into my personal life and tell NSG that in less than 6 months I am going to be an Uncle. I just found out a few days ago that my sister and her fiance are going to be having a baby; I am soon to be Uncle SaintB.
I was an uncle at age 2. I've got quite a few siblings and no shortage of nieces and nephews. Well actually only two nephews that I know of, but about a dozen nieces.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-03-2009, 12:30
You must kill the child, for he will be possessed of evil spirits and mysterious odors. The fate of humanity, the world and, perhaps, even the entire Universe relies on you SaintB. You are our only hope against the coming dark age of tyranny.
You must kill the child, for he will be possessed of evil spirits and mysterious odors. The fate of humanity, the world and, perhaps, even the entire Universe relies on you SaintB. You are our only hope against the coming dark age of tyranny.
Shit... the only hope against the coming dark age of tyranny? I'm the tyrant!
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-03-2009, 12:43
Shit... the only hope against the coming dark age of tyranny? I'm the tyrant!
That's what the baby wants you to think. Don't be fooled, as soon as you are no longer a useful source of fart jokes and embarrassing secrets about the child's parents, it will turn on you.
Call to power
22-03-2009, 14:26
clearly you need to one up your sister with this :wink:
clearly you need to one up your sister with this :wink:
Beh I aint found an induvidual worth breeding with in years.
Ashmoria
22-03-2009, 14:30
congratulations.
uncle is a great job.
Call to power
22-03-2009, 14:31
Beh I aint found an induvidual worth breeding with in years.
get a hooker then way cheaper
uncle is a great job.
bah the little shit broke my bongo drums :<
East Tofu
22-03-2009, 15:14
Beh I aint found an induvidual worth breeding with in years.
If you were in West Virginia, you could breed with your sister.
If you were in West Virginia, you could breed with your sister.
Where did I ever state that I thought she was worth breeding with? I had to adopt and take care of all her pets I'm not enthused about the prospect of her having real kids.
Milks Empire
22-03-2009, 22:00
In less than one week, if it hasn't happened yet, I'm going to me a great-uncle. Congratulations, SaintB.
greed and death
22-03-2009, 22:05
Where did I ever state that I thought she was worth breeding with? I had to adopt and take care of all her pets I'm not enthused about the prospect of her having real kids.
You can adopt some of my illegitimate children. Preferably the ones that i have to pay child support on.
Lackadaisical2
22-03-2009, 22:10
I've been an uncle for quite awhile now. I think its awesome, get to play around like a little kid, and when it comes to clean up/discipline its not your problem.
Call to power
22-03-2009, 22:11
I think its awesome, get to play around like a little kid, and when it comes to clean up/discipline its not your problem.
only when you get asked to look after it and it leaves little toy cars for you to step on when the lights are off:p
I've been an uncle for quite awhile now. I think its awesome, get to play around like a little kid, and when it comes to clean up/discipline its not your problem.
Fill 'em full of sugar and send 'em home.
I don't get asked to babysit often.
Lackadaisical2
22-03-2009, 23:07
Fill 'em full of sugar and send 'em home.
I don't get asked to babysit often.
haha, exactly. That's how you deal with the problematic situation ctp mentioned
haha, exactly. That's how you deal with the problematic situation ctp mentioned
Mountain Dew, I cant' stand the shit, but it's funny.
Pope Lando II
23-03-2009, 03:28
Congrats on being an uncle. I'm an ex-uncle several times over myself. It's cool to have family. I miss it sometimes. :p
Congrats on being an uncle. I'm an ex-uncle several times over myself. It's cool to have family. I miss it sometimes. :p
Ex Uncle? Thats sort of uhm, a creepy/tragic thought man. Perhaps you should explain further.
Pope Lando II
23-03-2009, 03:37
Ex Uncle? Thats sort of uhm, a creepy/tragic thought man. Perhaps you should explain further.
Many, many, many (many) divorces in my family. Hence, ex-step-brothers, ex-step-sisters and loads of ex-nieces and nephews. I've never heard a word from any of them after any of the splits. Probably explains why I've never dated anyone, let alone married. Chaos averted. :D
Many, many, many (many) divorces in my family. Hence, ex-step-brothers, ex-step-sisters and loads of ex-nieces and nephews. I've never heard a word from any of them after any of the splits. Probably explains why I've never dated anyone, let alone married. Chaos averted. :D
Ahh got it. Me, I just never find anyone worth dating, least ways not that lives accessably.