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Top, front or back?

Cabra West
21-03-2009, 15:37
Which one do you prefer?
I love from the back, myself. ;)
Vault 10
21-03-2009, 16:05
Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.
Conserative Morality
21-03-2009, 16:08
Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Woah... Wait a minute, what?
Cabra West
21-03-2009, 16:19
Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Er, that's quite... detailed.
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2009, 16:22
I like surprises. :)
Urghu
21-03-2009, 16:24
Anyway, anytime is my motto.







Well, perhaps not when I am having a lecture with my students...
Galloism
21-03-2009, 16:24
I like surprises. :)

Ominous.
Vanishing_shame
21-03-2009, 16:33
back so i can pull her hair and call her a bitch
Vault 10
21-03-2009, 16:34
Woah... Wait a minute, what?
I was talking about how to best take down a terrorist in a building, of course.

You go in loudly and ineffectively through the front door, because that's exactly what they expect. This convinces them they have the upper hand, so, as everybody wants to live, they'll continue to bargain and make threats. While they're distracted, the assisting team comes in from the back, providing cover. In the meantime, the team from the roof enters silently and cleans the house out. Afterward, bodies are shipped out, those alive are determined to be terrorists or hostages based on the observations of the assisting teams.


The question is, what were you thinking about when you read about forced entry, and why?
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2009, 16:41
Ominous.

Indeed. :)
Veblenia
21-03-2009, 16:43
Top. I'm boring that way.
Skallvia
21-03-2009, 16:53
Whatever's available...Im not choosy, lol...
Neesika
21-03-2009, 17:29
Back is my fav...but I like to watch too so front is also good. It seems I only squirt when on top, so yeah, that's fun too.
Cabra West
21-03-2009, 17:38
Back is my fav...but I like to watch too so front is also good. It seems I only squirt when on top, so yeah, that's fun too.

I have to admit that I never figured out top... I just can't get it to do anything for me. I guess I'm just stupid that way.
Chumblywumbly
21-03-2009, 17:38
Having three penises, I do all three at the same time.
Neesika
21-03-2009, 17:41
I have to admit that I never figured out top... I just can't get it to do anything for me. I guess I'm just stupid that way.

I totally understand...it's only been very recently that it's been a position I'd want to be in at all. I mean, I'd do it if requested but it wasn't enjoyable for me beyond pleasing my partner. In the past year though, that has changed very radically and I have no idea why. As I said, I've discovered an ability to do some very interesting things not entirely under my control, and that only happens when I'm on top.
Cabra West
21-03-2009, 17:49
I totally understand...it's only been very recently that it's been a position I'd want to be in at all. I mean, I'd do it if requested but it wasn't enjoyable for me beyond pleasing my partner. In the past year though, that has changed very radically and I have no idea why. As I said, I've discovered an ability to do some very interesting things not entirely under my control, and that only happens when I'm on top.

The message is, keep trying? ;)
Not a problem.

I think the problem with being on top is that the most interesting things for me happen when I'm not in control, when I just let go altogether. So I guess being on top and having to keep some level of control might be what prevents the interesting things... might be a learning process, though. Or just depend on the person(s) you're with.
Neesika
21-03-2009, 17:56
The message is, keep trying? ;)
Not a problem. Ha, well I don't necessarily believe that you're inevitably going to like being on top. I definitely think it was a combination of factors that might well never have combined had things turned out differently.

I think the problem with being on top is that the most interesting things for me happen when I'm not in control, when I just let go altogether. So I guess being on top and having to keep some level of control might be what prevents the interesting things... might be a learning process, though. Or just depend on the person(s) you're with.
Oooh, that might be it actually...I'd say that there isn't necessarily an inherentl level of control being on top. The times it has been the awesomest, I didn't feel like I was running the show. Anal, while on top, for example. Whew.
Ledgersia
21-03-2009, 20:59
They're all boring.

Only oral feels good.
Knights of Liberty
21-03-2009, 21:01
I like doing a chick from behind.
Chumblywumbly
21-03-2009, 21:02
Only oral feels good.
Before anyone else posts it, I'd like to suggest that you're doing it wrong.
Free Soviets
21-03-2009, 21:05
Having three penises, I do all three at the same time.

you know, even with the extra penises, i'm having some trouble working out the logistics
Chumblywumbly
21-03-2009, 21:06
you know, even with the extra penises, i'm having some trouble working out the logistics
It involves a series of pulleys and a rather flexible spine.
The Emmerian Unions
21-03-2009, 21:15
lolwth?
Jello Biafra
22-03-2009, 00:00
Front.
Skallvia
22-03-2009, 00:09
Look, I do it like everyone else, Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor...
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 00:16
Front. Boring? I say, how could it be?
Jello Biafra
22-03-2009, 00:17
Front. Boring? I say, how could it be?Literally. ;)
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 00:20
Having three penises, I do all three at the same time.

Being Cthulhu I do all three at the same time, as well as four other ways which cannot be expressed properly in human language.
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 00:23
Being Cthulhu I do all three at the same time, as well as four other ways which cannot be expressed properly in human language.

:eek2:My, what a big win you have there!
Krytenia
22-03-2009, 00:54
Sideways.

That is all.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-03-2009, 00:58
To the right. I do believe that is the most professional way.
Krytenia
22-03-2009, 01:07
To the right. I do believe that is the most professional way.
Depends on which side you drive on.
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 01:10
:eek2:My, what a big win you have there!

http://blogs.the217.com/capes/files/2007/12/uncle_cthulhu.jpg
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 01:10
To the right. I do believe that is the most professional way.

You've been in contact with the wrong professionals.

*sighs* To the left, to the left...
Neesika
22-03-2009, 01:12
I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
22-03-2009, 01:12
http://blogs.the217.com/capes/files/2007/12/uncle_cthulhu.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Pokethulu.JPG
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 01:14
http://blogs.the217.com/capes/files/2007/12/uncle_cthulhu.jpg

Lawl. Where do you want me?
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 01:15
I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

Have you ever tried all three at once? Like, logistically, isn't that difficult? *sympathises*
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 01:16
Lawl. Where do you want me?

Anywhere in Euclidean space will suffice.
Neesika
22-03-2009, 01:16
Have you ever tried all three at once? Like, logistically, isn't that difficult? *sympathises*
Oh, well I didn't actually mean all at once, just that I'd like to go through a progression of all three right now.
Neesika
22-03-2009, 01:17
Lawl. Where do you want me?

Mmmm. Tentacles. Disrespectacles. I wish he'd hurry up and grow some!
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 01:19
Disrespectacles.

wat?
Neesika
22-03-2009, 01:24
wat?

You know how some guys name their equipment? I figure, if you've got tentacles and use them for sexual purposes, then they should be worthy of naming too. Instead of tentacles, they become disrespectacles. Disrespecting you in the best way possible.
Hydesland
22-03-2009, 01:26
Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Sounds like a major sausage fest.
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 01:26
You know how some guys name their equipment? I figure, if you've got tentacles and use them for sexual purposes, then they should be worthy of naming too. Instead of tentacles, they become disrespectacles. Disrespecting you in the best way possible.

Disrespecting you with something prehensile. Well, lots of them. Yes, I can people enjoying such a thing.
Neesika
22-03-2009, 01:29
Disrespecting you with something prehensile. Well, lots of them. Yes, I can see people enjoying such a thing.

Well sure, there's a whole animated subculture devoted to such deviance :P

But yeah I picture them like...emerging from a man's body. Perhaps just below the midsection. It's so sick. And hawt. :D
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 01:31
Disrespecting you with something prehensile. Well, lots of them. Yes, I can people enjoying such a thing.

I would.
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 01:33
Well sure, there's a whole animated subculture devoted to such deviance :P

But yeah I picture them like...emerging from a man's body. Perhaps just below the midsection. It's so sick. And hawt. :D

Give it time and some genius Japanese surgeon will make such a thing a reality.
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 01:34
Well sure, there's a whole animated subculture devoted to such deviance :P

But yeah I picture them like...emerging from a man's body. Perhaps just below the midsection. It's so sick. And hawt. :D

See, I picture them coming out from his back and sliding forward over his shoulder with the slow, sensuous wriggle of a python. I picture them rising and proclaiming their rightful place as the embodiment of magnificence before descending and fulfilling their purpose on a totally helpless, sweaty, writhing, willing prey...
Neesika
22-03-2009, 01:35
See, I picture them coming out from his back and sliding forward over with the slow, sensuous wriggle of a python. I picture them rising and proclaiming their rightful place as the embodiment of magnificence before descending and fulfilling their purpose on a totally helpless, sweaty, writhing, willing prey...

Hmm, from the back you say? Interesting...and very good imagery!
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 01:50
Hmm, from the back you say? Interesting...and very good imagery!

If I havn't got my imagination, I've got nothing.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-03-2009, 03:27
You've been in contact with the wrong professionals.

*sighs* To the left, to the left...

Man I just parted my hair and sure enough it was to the left. Fucking mirrors and your mirroring.

Edit: Goddamnit I should have said "Man I just did it with my hand and sure enough it was to the left" that would have been so much better.
Svalbardania
22-03-2009, 03:41
Man I just parted my hair and sure enough it was to the left. Fucking mirrors and your mirroring.

It's what we do best.

At the OP: you WERE talking about sex... right?
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 03:42
Everyone on NSG is talking about sex, all the time.
Free Soviets
22-03-2009, 04:31
Everyone on NSG is talking about sex, all the time.

even now!
Hydesland
22-03-2009, 04:33
even now!

Even in depth debates about Kant are just incredibly complex euphemisms.
Ferrous Oxide
22-03-2009, 04:46
Oooh, that might be it actually...I'd say that there isn't necessarily an inherentl level of control being on top. The times it has been the awesomest, I didn't feel like I was running the show. Anal, while on top, for example. Whew.

So you're basically a sub?
Neesika
22-03-2009, 05:26
So you're basically a sub?

Yeah, except when I'm not.
CthulhuFhtagn
22-03-2009, 05:57
Even in depth debates about Kant are just incredibly complex euphemisms.

There's a Kant/**** joke in here, but I'm not sure how to pull it off.
Pope Joan
22-03-2009, 06:14
This is out of character, but seriously

whatever gets you through the night

is all right.
:tongue:
Krytenia
22-03-2009, 11:41
You know how some guys name their equipment? I figure, if you've got tentacles and use them for sexual purposes, then they should be worthy of naming too. Instead of tentacles, they become disrespectacles. Disrespecting you in the best way possible.
One word. "Hentacles."
SaintB
22-03-2009, 11:47
I'm not picky. On the bottom from the back has been a lot of fun at times though. She lays down on top and... well any more description will get me banned :(
Jello Biafra
22-03-2009, 19:20
Have you ever tried all three at once? Like, logistically, isn't that difficult? *sympathises*You should watch more porn.
Intangelon
22-03-2009, 19:29
Why choose? As Joey Tribbiani would say, "put your hands together."
Marrakech II
22-03-2009, 19:43
I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

Don't want a borrowed one eh?
Kyronea
22-03-2009, 20:15
I wouldn't know nor do I deserve to know.
Neesika
22-03-2009, 20:51
Don't want a borrowed one eh?

No, oddly enough. Haven't for a while.
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 16:52
From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.
Neo Art
26-03-2009, 16:54
From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.

how do you plan on getting him to STOP moving?
Ifreann
26-03-2009, 16:54
From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.

The lazy man's favourite.
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 16:58
how do you plan on getting him to STOP moving?

By saying "do not move until I say so"?

Quite logical
Neo Art
26-03-2009, 16:59
By saying "do not move until I say so"?

Quite logical

you find that works? How curious...
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 16:59
The lazy man's favourite.

Completely agree. Sadly, I do not like lazy men. But they do like me.
Neo Art
26-03-2009, 17:00
The lazy man's favourite.

in that position the man has to stand, or, at very least, kneel.

Hardly lazy.
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 17:00
you find that works? How curious...

Doesn't work always, but remains my favourite, see?

The question was my favourite, not what I get all the time.
Galloism
26-03-2009, 17:04
My favorite is to be woken from my sleep by being sucked on and/or ridden.

Orgasm - Breakfast of Champions.
Neo Art
26-03-2009, 17:04
as for the topic, I doubt I can answer with sufficient specificity, and yet keep this vague enough for publication.
Neesika
26-03-2009, 17:12
From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.oooooh, good one! I like this when there is some...verbal...encouragement as well.
Neo Art
26-03-2009, 17:13
oooooh, good one! I like this when there is some...verbal...encouragement as well.

*coughs*
Neesika
26-03-2009, 17:13
as for the topic, I doubt I can answer with sufficient specificity, and yet keep this vague enough for publication.Let me guess, you like it from behind? Does she spank you too?
Poliwanacraca
26-03-2009, 17:14
as for the topic, I doubt I can answer with sufficient specificity, and yet keep this vague enough for publication.

*demands TG*
Neesika
26-03-2009, 17:15
*coughs*

That was vague enough, yes?
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 17:19
oooooh, good one! I like this when there is some...verbal...encouragement as well.

Like in..."Start moving you..."?
Neo Art
26-03-2009, 17:27
Like in..."Start moving you..."?

I think Neesika prefers a little more colorful language :p
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 17:28
After the "..." comes any word along the lines of "bitch, slut, whore, puta" or whatever you prefer.
Galloism
26-03-2009, 17:29
After the "..." comes any word along the lines of "bitch, slut, whore, puta" or whatever you prefer.

Puta?

I'm not familiar with that word.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 17:30
Puta?

I'm not familiar with that word.

Puta, in Spanish, Gallo-dono, means "whore".
Galloism
26-03-2009, 17:31
Puta, in Spanish, Gallo-sono, means "whore".

Ah!

Why is it I learn all the swear words first in any language?
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 17:31
Puta?

I'm not familiar with that word.

Some spanish went through the filter. I'm pretty sure for some reason that Neesika is familiar with the term, although.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 17:32
Ah!

Why is it I learn all the swear words first in any language?

Because it helps. *nod*

Aelosia, que puta no es ya insulto, tía. Es más, la mujer que se atreva a ser puta en la cama, es la mujer verdadera. Joder, que ya no me explico bien. No me faigas caso tú. :tongue:
Neesika
26-03-2009, 17:33
Like in..."Start moving you..."?

I think Neesika prefers a little more colorful language :p

After the "..." comes any word along the lines of "bitch, slut, whore, puta" or whatever you prefer.

Precisely. And because bitch, slut, whore, c*nt get repetative, equivalent words in other languages very welcome thank you. What used to bore me or annoy me (talking during sex) can drive me wild if it's the right person talking:)
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 17:33
Pero es sabroso que te digan puta, tía, es lo que estoy tratando de decir...

I don't know, Neesika... I wouldn't get any russian, and for example, dirty talking in japanese proved to be quite a bore...
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 17:34
Pero es sabroso que te digan pouta, es lo que estoy tratando de decir...

Obviamente. A mi me encanta que me lo digan...
Aelosia
26-03-2009, 17:36
"Mi puta" particularmente tiene magia para mí...
Neesika
26-03-2009, 17:43
Pero es sabroso que te digan puta, tía, es lo que estoy tratando de decir...

I don't know, Neesika... I wouldn't get any russian, and for example, dirty talking in japanese proved to be quite a bore...

Ahahahaah, well I'd have to understand it, so I'm limited to English, French, Spanish and Cree...and Cree doesn't really have many terms that denigrate women. They just lack that oomph.

It can be very simple, just a description of what I'm doing and how much I'm enjoying that...with overtones of glee/contempt.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 17:58
"Mi puta" particularmente tiene magia para mí...

Joder, esa frase me gusta, me gusta!


My Keeper should tell me that all the time!
The Free Priesthood
26-03-2009, 19:51
Maybe the word "it" should have been in front of the fourth option. Either that or I just learned something disturbing about the majority of NSGers
Galloism
26-03-2009, 19:53
Maybe the word "it" should have been in front of the fourth option. Either that or I just learned something disturbing about the majority of NSGers

I totally didn't catch that.
The Free Priesthood
26-03-2009, 19:59
I totally didn't catch that.

Depends. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depends) :rolleyes:
Galloism
26-03-2009, 20:00
Depends. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depends) :rolleyes:

No no. I mean before you pointed it out.

I'm usually the one who points out foibles in polls, but I missed that one until you pointed it out.

I did, however, get what you were saying.
The Free Priesthood
26-03-2009, 20:02
Ah OK. It happens.
Galloism
26-03-2009, 20:03
Ah OK. It happens.

I will attempt to be more vigilant in the future.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 20:12
I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

What?
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 20:28
Puta, in Spanish, Gallo-dono, means "whore".

Is "Chinea maso grande" correct Spanish?
It is all I know. I may have spelt it wrong
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 20:40
Is "Chinea maso grande" correct Spanish?
It is all I know. I may have spelt it wrong

Chinea? I'm not even sure that is Spanish. Maso grande is having a big cock so, yeah, that much is correct.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 20:43
Chinea? I'm not even sure that is Spanish. Maso grande is having a big cock so, yeah, that much is correct.

Yeah some Spanish girl said it to me on holiday and it stuck with me. I guessed what it meant, but I never knew.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 20:44
Yeah some Spanish girl said it to me on holiday and it stuck with me. I guessed what it meant, but I never knew.

I am Spanish, and "chinea" is a word I've never heard before. Do you know from which part of Spain she was from?
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 20:46
I am Spanish, and "chinea" is a word I've never heard before. Do you know from which part of Spain she was from?

Barcelona. It may not have been spelt that way, I was guessing- but I'm not very good at phonetics.

Your Spanish? Your name sound Japanese. Or am I just being ignorent?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 20:48
Barcelona. It may not have been spelt that way, I was guessing- but I'm not very good at phonetics.

Maybe she said "Tenéis maso grande." (You (plural) have a big cock.) Chinea may also be in Catalá, which I kind of understand but am not fluent on. Sorry, I can't help you there.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 20:49
Your Spanish? Your name sound Japanese. Or am I just being ignorent?

My nickname is indeed Japanese, but nationality-wise I am from Spain.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 20:54
My nickname is indeed Japanese, but nationality-wise I am from Spain.

What does your nick name mean?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 20:55
What does your nick name mean?

Seven Moons or Septimal Moon.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:00
Seven Moons or Septimal Moon.

How's you get a nick name like that?

And do you speak Japanese?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 21:02
How's you get a nick name like that?

And do you speak Japanese?

I got it from a manga I liked.

And yes, I am studying Japanese. I'm not completely fluent, but I'm getting there.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:06
I got it from a manga I liked.

And yes, I am studying Japanese. I'm not completely fluent, but I'm getting there.

Do you watch Amine too?
Death Note?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 21:07
Do you watch Amine too?
Death Note?

Yes, I watch anime too.
DeathNote wasn't one of my favs, I did enjoy the live action movie.
JuNii
26-03-2009, 21:09
Top, front or back?
Which one do you prefer? ;)

Yes. Please. :hail:
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:09
Yes, I watch anime too.
DeathNote wasn't one of my favs, I did enjoy the live action movie.

Nah, the film was shit. The Manga and Animé were much better.
What about Bleach?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 21:11
Nah, the film was shit. The Manga and Animé were much better.
What about Bleach?

I differ, but fine.
Yes, Bleach I have watched. I still do, when I have the time, which is not too often if I may add.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:13
I differ, but fine.
Yes, Bleach I have watched. I still do, when I have the time, which is not too often if I may add.

That's probs because you spend to long on here.:p
Glorious Freedonia
26-03-2009, 21:13
Which one do you prefer?
I love from the back, myself. ;)

What is this thread about?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 21:14
That's probs because you spend to long on here.:p

Nope, that's because I do not stop doing shyte when I should.
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:14
What is this thread about?

Can you not guess?
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:15
Nope, that's because I do not stop doing shyte when I should.

Lulz
Glorious Freedonia
26-03-2009, 21:17
Can you not guess?

I suspect it is a naughty thread discussing the orifices of women. Am I correct?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
26-03-2009, 21:17
Lulz

Yup. Now, it's time to go for me. Dewa!
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:21
Yup. Now, it's time to go for me. Dewa!

Dewa? The Dubai Electricity and Water Authority
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:22
I suspect it is a naughty thread discussing the orifices of women. Am I correct?

I suspect you may be correct.
JuNii
26-03-2009, 21:25
I suspect it is a naughty thread discussing the orifices of women. Am I correct?

could be... but remember, this is NSG. so unless it's specifically mentioned...

I choose 'Depends'... just in case...
Glorious Freedonia
26-03-2009, 21:26
I suspect you may be correct.

In that case I think that top and back are pretty much where I chiily chill, set up shop, hang out, explore the wonders of femininity, marinate, stew, administer PSIs, move into, etc. Know what I mean? *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*
Galloism
26-03-2009, 21:26
could be... but remember, this is NSG. so unless it's specifically mentioned...

I choose 'Depends'... just in case...

Another one that prefers Depends.
JuNii
26-03-2009, 21:28
Another one that prefers Depends.

hey... they're comfortable, long lasting, makes alot of thing easier, and besides... they make me fe...

*coughnunyadamnbusinesscough*
Ring of Isengard
26-03-2009, 21:32
In that case I think that top and back are pretty much where I chiily chill, set up shop, hang out, explore the wonders of femininity, marinate, stew, administer PSIs, move into, etc. Know what I mean? *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*

That's one fucked up innuendo.
Cameroi
27-03-2009, 03:42
i prefer side views of trains that include a lot of mostly natural scenery for them to be going through.

it really depends A LOT on what you're talking about the top, front, or back of.

reacharounds are nice whether to give or receive, but not if you're not expecting them and trying to do something else.