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Which one do you prefer?
I love from the back, myself. ;)

Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Woah... Wait a minute, what?

Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Er, that's quite... detailed.

I like surprises. :)

Anyway, anytime is my motto.







Well, perhaps not when I am having a lecture with my students...

I like surprises. :)

Ominous.

back so i can pull her hair and call her a bitch

Woah... Wait a minute, what?
I was talking about how to best take down a terrorist in a building, of course.

You go in loudly and ineffectively through the front door, because that's exactly what they expect. This convinces them they have the upper hand, so, as everybody wants to live, they'll continue to bargain and make threats. While they're distracted, the assisting team comes in from the back, providing cover. In the meantime, the team from the roof enters silently and cleans the house out. Afterward, bodies are shipped out, those alive are determined to be terrorists or hostages based on the observations of the assisting teams.


The question is, what were you thinking about when you read about forced entry, and why?

Ominous.

Indeed. :)

Top. I'm boring that way.

Whatever's available...Im not choosy, lol...

Back is my fav...but I like to watch too so front is also good. It seems I only squirt when on top, so yeah, that's fun too.

Back is my fav...but I like to watch too so front is also good. It seems I only squirt when on top, so yeah, that's fun too.

I have to admit that I never figured out top... I just can't get it to do anything for me. I guess I'm just stupid that way.

Having three penises, I do all three at the same time.

I have to admit that I never figured out top... I just can't get it to do anything for me. I guess I'm just stupid that way.

I totally understand...it's only been very recently that it's been a position I'd want to be in at all. I mean, I'd do it if requested but it wasn't enjoyable for me beyond pleasing my partner. In the past year though, that has changed very radically and I have no idea why. As I said, I've discovered an ability to do some very interesting things not entirely under my control, and that only happens when I'm on top.

I totally understand...it's only been very recently that it's been a position I'd want to be in at all. I mean, I'd do it if requested but it wasn't enjoyable for me beyond pleasing my partner. In the past year though, that has changed very radically and I have no idea why. As I said, I've discovered an ability to do some very interesting things not entirely under my control, and that only happens when I'm on top.

The message is, keep trying? ;)
Not a problem.

I think the problem with being on top is that the most interesting things for me happen when I'm not in control, when I just let go altogether. So I guess being on top and having to keep some level of control might be what prevents the interesting things... might be a learning process, though. Or just depend on the person(s) you're with.

The message is, keep trying? ;)
Not a problem. Ha, well I don't necessarily believe that you're inevitably going to like being on top. I definitely think it was a combination of factors that might well never have combined had things turned out differently.

I think the problem with being on top is that the most interesting things for me happen when I'm not in control, when I just let go altogether. So I guess being on top and having to keep some level of control might be what prevents the interesting things... might be a learning process, though. Or just depend on the person(s) you're with.
Oooh, that might be it actually...I'd say that there isn't necessarily an inherentl level of control being on top. The times it has been the awesomest, I didn't feel like I was running the show. Anal, while on top, for example. Whew.

They're all boring.

Only oral feels good.

I like doing a chick from behind.

Only oral feels good.
Before anyone else posts it, I'd like to suggest that you're doing it wrong.

Having three penises, I do all three at the same time.

you know, even with the extra penises, i'm having some trouble working out the logistics

you know, even with the extra penises, i'm having some trouble working out the logistics
It involves a series of pulleys and a rather flexible spine.

lolwth?

Front.

Look, I do it like everyone else, Y'know...Left, down...Rotate 62 degrees...Engage rotor...

Front. Boring? I say, how could it be?

Front. Boring? I say, how could it be?Literally. ;)

Having three penises, I do all three at the same time.

Being Cthulhu I do all three at the same time, as well as four other ways which cannot be expressed properly in human language.

Being Cthulhu I do all three at the same time, as well as four other ways which cannot be expressed properly in human language.

:eek2:My, what a big win you have there!

Sideways.

That is all.

To the right. I do believe that is the most professional way.

To the right. I do believe that is the most professional way.
Depends on which side you drive on.

:eek2:My, what a big win you have there!

http://blogs.the217.com/capes/files/2007/12/uncle_cthulhu.jpg

To the right. I do believe that is the most professional way.

You've been in contact with the wrong professionals.

*sighs* To the left, to the left...

I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

http://blogs.the217.com/capes/files/2007/12/uncle_cthulhu.jpg

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/Pokethulu.JPG

http://blogs.the217.com/capes/files/2007/12/uncle_cthulhu.jpg

Lawl. Where do you want me?

I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

Have you ever tried all three at once? Like, logistically, isn't that difficult? *sympathises*

Lawl. Where do you want me?

Anywhere in Euclidean space will suffice.

Have you ever tried all three at once? Like, logistically, isn't that difficult? *sympathises*
Oh, well I didn't actually mean all at once, just that I'd like to go through a progression of all three right now.

Lawl. Where do you want me?

Mmmm. Tentacles. Disrespectacles. I wish he'd hurry up and grow some!

Disrespectacles.

wat?

wat?

You know how some guys name their equipment? I figure, if you've got tentacles and use them for sexual purposes, then they should be worthy of naming too. Instead of tentacles, they become disrespectacles. Disrespecting you in the best way possible.

Frontal forced entry with an assistant from the back to tighten it up. Then ungag the top to have it clean up.

The assistant then also helps to dump the body and confirm it was a terrorist.

Sounds like a major sausage fest.

You know how some guys name their equipment? I figure, if you've got tentacles and use them for sexual purposes, then they should be worthy of naming too. Instead of tentacles, they become disrespectacles. Disrespecting you in the best way possible.

Disrespecting you with something prehensile. Well, lots of them. Yes, I can people enjoying such a thing.

Disrespecting you with something prehensile. Well, lots of them. Yes, I can see people enjoying such a thing.

Well sure, there's a whole animated subculture devoted to such deviance :P

But yeah I picture them like...emerging from a man's body. Perhaps just below the midsection. It's so sick. And hawt. :D

Disrespecting you with something prehensile. Well, lots of them. Yes, I can people enjoying such a thing.

I would.

Well sure, there's a whole animated subculture devoted to such deviance :P

But yeah I picture them like...emerging from a man's body. Perhaps just below the midsection. It's so sick. And hawt. :D

Give it time and some genius Japanese surgeon will make such a thing a reality.

Well sure, there's a whole animated subculture devoted to such deviance :P

But yeah I picture them like...emerging from a man's body. Perhaps just below the midsection. It's so sick. And hawt. :D

See, I picture them coming out from his back and sliding forward over his shoulder with the slow, sensuous wriggle of a python. I picture them rising and proclaiming their rightful place as the embodiment of magnificence before descending and fulfilling their purpose on a totally helpless, sweaty, writhing, willing prey...

See, I picture them coming out from his back and sliding forward over with the slow, sensuous wriggle of a python. I picture them rising and proclaiming their rightful place as the embodiment of magnificence before descending and fulfilling their purpose on a totally helpless, sweaty, writhing, willing prey...

Hmm, from the back you say? Interesting...and very good imagery!

Hmm, from the back you say? Interesting...and very good imagery!

If I havn't got my imagination, I've got nothing.

You've been in contact with the wrong professionals.

*sighs* To the left, to the left...

Man I just parted my hair and sure enough it was to the left. Fucking mirrors and your mirroring.

Edit: Goddamnit I should have said "Man I just did it with my hand and sure enough it was to the left" that would have been so much better.

Man I just parted my hair and sure enough it was to the left. Fucking mirrors and your mirroring.

It's what we do best.

At the OP: you WERE talking about sex... right?

Everyone on NSG is talking about sex, all the time.

Everyone on NSG is talking about sex, all the time.

even now!

even now!

Even in depth debates about Kant are just incredibly complex euphemisms.

Oooh, that might be it actually...I'd say that there isn't necessarily an inherentl level of control being on top. The times it has been the awesomest, I didn't feel like I was running the show. Anal, while on top, for example. Whew.

So you're basically a sub?

So you're basically a sub?

Yeah, except when I'm not.

Even in depth debates about Kant are just incredibly complex euphemisms.

There's a Kant/**** joke in here, but I'm not sure how to pull it off.

This is out of character, but seriously

whatever gets you through the night

is all right.
:tongue:

You know how some guys name their equipment? I figure, if you've got tentacles and use them for sexual purposes, then they should be worthy of naming too. Instead of tentacles, they become disrespectacles. Disrespecting you in the best way possible.
One word. "Hentacles."

I'm not picky. On the bottom from the back has been a lot of fun at times though. She lays down on top and... well any more description will get me banned :(

Have you ever tried all three at once? Like, logistically, isn't that difficult? *sympathises*You should watch more porn.

Why choose? As Joey Tribbiani would say, "put your hands together."

I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

Don't want a borrowed one eh?

I wouldn't know nor do I deserve to know.

Don't want a borrowed one eh?

No, oddly enough. Haven't for a while.

From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.

From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.

how do you plan on getting him to STOP moving?

From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.

The lazy man's favourite.

how do you plan on getting him to STOP moving?

By saying "do not move until I say so"?

Quite logical

By saying "do not move until I say so"?

Quite logical

you find that works? How curious...

The lazy man's favourite.

Completely agree. Sadly, I do not like lazy men. But they do like me.

The lazy man's favourite.

in that position the man has to stand, or, at very least, kneel.

Hardly lazy.

you find that works? How curious...

Doesn't work always, but remains my favourite, see?

The question was my favourite, not what I get all the time.

My favorite is to be woken from my sleep by being sucked on and/or ridden.

Orgasm - Breakfast of Champions.

as for the topic, I doubt I can answer with sufficient specificity, and yet keep this vague enough for publication.

From the back, with me doing the moving, that is.oooooh, good one! I like this when there is some...verbal...encouragement as well.

oooooh, good one! I like this when there is some...verbal...encouragement as well.

*coughs*

as for the topic, I doubt I can answer with sufficient specificity, and yet keep this vague enough for publication.Let me guess, you like it from behind? Does she spank you too?

as for the topic, I doubt I can answer with sufficient specificity, and yet keep this vague enough for publication.

*demands TG*

*coughs*

That was vague enough, yes?

oooooh, good one! I like this when there is some...verbal...encouragement as well.

Like in..."Start moving you..."?

Like in..."Start moving you..."?

I think Neesika prefers a little more colorful language :p

After the "..." comes any word along the lines of "bitch, slut, whore, puta" or whatever you prefer.

After the "..." comes any word along the lines of "bitch, slut, whore, puta" or whatever you prefer.

Puta?

I'm not familiar with that word.

Puta?

I'm not familiar with that word.

Puta, in Spanish, Gallo-dono, means "whore".

Puta, in Spanish, Gallo-sono, means "whore".

Ah!

Why is it I learn all the swear words first in any language?

Puta?

I'm not familiar with that word.

Some spanish went through the filter. I'm pretty sure for some reason that Neesika is familiar with the term, although.

Ah!

Why is it I learn all the swear words first in any language?

Because it helps. *nod*

Aelosia, que puta no es ya insulto, tía. Es más, la mujer que se atreva a ser puta en la cama, es la mujer verdadera. Joder, que ya no me explico bien. No me faigas caso tú. :tongue:

Like in..."Start moving you..."?

I think Neesika prefers a little more colorful language :p

After the "..." comes any word along the lines of "bitch, slut, whore, puta" or whatever you prefer.

Precisely. And because bitch, slut, whore, c*nt get repetative, equivalent words in other languages very welcome thank you. What used to bore me or annoy me (talking during sex) can drive me wild if it's the right person talking:)

Pero es sabroso que te digan puta, tía, es lo que estoy tratando de decir...

I don't know, Neesika... I wouldn't get any russian, and for example, dirty talking in japanese proved to be quite a bore...

Pero es sabroso que te digan pouta, es lo que estoy tratando de decir...

Obviamente. A mi me encanta que me lo digan...

"Mi puta" particularmente tiene magia para mí...

Pero es sabroso que te digan puta, tía, es lo que estoy tratando de decir...

I don't know, Neesika... I wouldn't get any russian, and for example, dirty talking in japanese proved to be quite a bore...

Ahahahaah, well I'd have to understand it, so I'm limited to English, French, Spanish and Cree...and Cree doesn't really have many terms that denigrate women. They just lack that oomph.

It can be very simple, just a description of what I'm doing and how much I'm enjoying that...with overtones of glee/contempt.

"Mi puta" particularmente tiene magia para mí...

Joder, esa frase me gusta, me gusta!


My Keeper should tell me that all the time!

Maybe the word "it" should have been in front of the fourth option. Either that or I just learned something disturbing about the majority of NSGers

Maybe the word "it" should have been in front of the fourth option. Either that or I just learned something disturbing about the majority of NSGers

I totally didn't catch that.

I totally didn't catch that.

Depends. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depends) :rolleyes:

Depends. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Depends) :rolleyes:

No no. I mean before you pointed it out.

I'm usually the one who points out foibles in polls, but I missed that one until you pointed it out.

I did, however, get what you were saying.

Ah OK. It happens.

Ah OK. It happens.

I will attempt to be more vigilant in the future.

I would like a combination of all three right now, thanks.

Except my penis is 3000km away. :(

What?

Puta, in Spanish, Gallo-dono, means "whore".

Is "Chinea maso grande" correct Spanish?
It is all I know. I may have spelt it wrong

Is "Chinea maso grande" correct Spanish?
It is all I know. I may have spelt it wrong

Chinea? I'm not even sure that is Spanish. Maso grande is having a big cock so, yeah, that much is correct.

Chinea? I'm not even sure that is Spanish. Maso grande is having a big cock so, yeah, that much is correct.

Yeah some Spanish girl said it to me on holiday and it stuck with me. I guessed what it meant, but I never knew.

Yeah some Spanish girl said it to me on holiday and it stuck with me. I guessed what it meant, but I never knew.

I am Spanish, and "chinea" is a word I've never heard before. Do you know from which part of Spain she was from?

I am Spanish, and "chinea" is a word I've never heard before. Do you know from which part of Spain she was from?

Barcelona. It may not have been spelt that way, I was guessing- but I'm not very good at phonetics.

Your Spanish? Your name sound Japanese. Or am I just being ignorent?

Barcelona. It may not have been spelt that way, I was guessing- but I'm not very good at phonetics.

Maybe she said "Tenéis maso grande." (You (plural) have a big cock.) Chinea may also be in Catalá, which I kind of understand but am not fluent on. Sorry, I can't help you there.

Your Spanish? Your name sound Japanese. Or am I just being ignorent?

My nickname is indeed Japanese, but nationality-wise I am from Spain.

My nickname is indeed Japanese, but nationality-wise I am from Spain.

What does your nick name mean?

What does your nick name mean?

Seven Moons or Septimal Moon.

Seven Moons or Septimal Moon.

How's you get a nick name like that?

And do you speak Japanese?

How's you get a nick name like that?

And do you speak Japanese?

I got it from a manga I liked.

And yes, I am studying Japanese. I'm not completely fluent, but I'm getting there.

I got it from a manga I liked.

And yes, I am studying Japanese. I'm not completely fluent, but I'm getting there.

Do you watch Amine too?
Death Note?

Do you watch Amine too?
Death Note?

Yes, I watch anime too.
DeathNote wasn't one of my favs, I did enjoy the live action movie.

Top, front or back?
Which one do you prefer? ;)

Yes. Please. :hail:

Yes, I watch anime too.
DeathNote wasn't one of my favs, I did enjoy the live action movie.

Nah, the film was shit. The Manga and Animé were much better.
What about Bleach?

Nah, the film was shit. The Manga and Animé were much better.
What about Bleach?

I differ, but fine.
Yes, Bleach I have watched. I still do, when I have the time, which is not too often if I may add.

I differ, but fine.
Yes, Bleach I have watched. I still do, when I have the time, which is not too often if I may add.

That's probs because you spend to long on here.:p

Which one do you prefer?
I love from the back, myself. ;)

What is this thread about?

That's probs because you spend to long on here.:p

Nope, that's because I do not stop doing shyte when I should.

What is this thread about?

Can you not guess?

Nope, that's because I do not stop doing shyte when I should.

Lulz

Can you not guess?

I suspect it is a naughty thread discussing the orifices of women. Am I correct?

Lulz

Yup. Now, it's time to go for me. Dewa!

Yup. Now, it's time to go for me. Dewa!

Dewa? The Dubai Electricity and Water Authority

I suspect it is a naughty thread discussing the orifices of women. Am I correct?

I suspect you may be correct.

I suspect it is a naughty thread discussing the orifices of women. Am I correct?

could be... but remember, this is NSG. so unless it's specifically mentioned...

I choose 'Depends'... just in case...

I suspect you may be correct.

In that case I think that top and back are pretty much where I chiily chill, set up shop, hang out, explore the wonders of femininity, marinate, stew, administer PSIs, move into, etc. Know what I mean? *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*

could be... but remember, this is NSG. so unless it's specifically mentioned...

I choose 'Depends'... just in case...

Another one that prefers Depends.

Another one that prefers Depends.

hey... they're comfortable, long lasting, makes alot of thing easier, and besides... they make me fe...

*coughnunyadamnbusinesscough*

In that case I think that top and back are pretty much where I chiily chill, set up shop, hang out, explore the wonders of femininity, marinate, stew, administer PSIs, move into, etc. Know what I mean? *Wink* *Wink* *Nudge* *Nudge*

That's one fucked up innuendo.

i prefer side views of trains that include a lot of mostly natural scenery for them to be going through.

it really depends A LOT on what you're talking about the top, front, or back of.

reacharounds are nice whether to give or receive, but not if you're not expecting them and trying to do something else.