NationStates Jolt Archive


They're Zombies....AND NAZIS!

Wilgrove
21-03-2009, 05:13
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Snow

I am SOO going to see this when it comes out! :D
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2009, 05:14
I hate Norwegian Nazi Zombies.
Wilgrove
21-03-2009, 05:15
I hate Norwegian Nazi Zombies.

Xenophobe!
Conserative Morality
21-03-2009, 05:15
I thought this was going to be about COD: WAW. :(
Lunatic Goofballs
21-03-2009, 05:18
Xenophobe!

Xenophobephobe!
Wilgrove
21-03-2009, 05:20
Xenophobephobe!

.....Zuh?
Veblenia
21-03-2009, 05:21
Pffft. Norwegian zombies got nothing on Swedish vampires (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ICp4g9p_rgo)
Imperial isa
21-03-2009, 05:27
I thought this was going to be about COD: WAW. :(

sorry no power up
New Manvir
21-03-2009, 05:51
I thought this was going to be about COD: WAW. :(

Speaking of COD, this (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/20/mass-students-protest-call-of-duty-world-at-war-dog-violence/) might interest you.
Imperial isa
21-03-2009, 06:05
think there another movie about Zombies and NAZIS!
Wilgrove
21-03-2009, 06:17
think there another movie about Zombies and NAZIS!

But there's no movies about Zombie Nazis. *nods*
Imperial isa
21-03-2009, 06:39
Night of the SS Zombies
Gauthier
21-03-2009, 06:55
I hate Norwegian Nazi Zombies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jhozx819izU
Lord Tothe
21-03-2009, 08:29
Damn. I was wrong. The Germans are a superior race! They're ALL fast zombies! And they don't become corpse-cicles!
Gauthier
21-03-2009, 08:38
Damn. I was wrong. The Germans are a superior race! They're ALL fast zombies! And they don't become corpse-cicles!

German Engineering: It's not just for automobiles, planes and guns anymore.
Imperial isa
21-03-2009, 09:07
Speaking of COD, this (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/20/mass-students-protest-call-of-duty-world-at-war-dog-violence/) might interest you.

having now just read that :rolleyes: oh an don't let her online and play the game as she'll die of shock
Strator
21-03-2009, 09:25
Speaking of COD, this (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/20/mass-students-protest-call-of-duty-world-at-war-dog-violence/) might interest you.

Speaking of COD, did you know that Atlantic cod changes color at different depths ;)
Risottia
21-03-2009, 10:45
OMG IT'S AWESOME!
Look at the trailer, (01:40), see what weapons they take. I hope they'll take it to Italy too.
Ein, zwei, DIE!

:D

(the only negative thing I can find is that the Nazi Zombies are regular Nazi Zombies... it would have been even better if they had been Nazi Zombies FROM OUTER SPACE... then again, Iron Sky is almost ready afaik, so we'll have Nazis from Outer Space quite soon).

Iron Sky teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80
Zombie PotatoHeads
21-03-2009, 11:00
But there's no movies about Zombie Nazis. *nods*
yes there has:
Shockwaves
Shock Waves, also known as Almost Human and Death Corps, is a horror movie from 1977 directed by Ken Wiederhorn. It features Peter Cushing as a Nazi commander who commanded a division of SS soldiers - 'Der Toten Korps', who can 'live' ("they are neither dead or alive, but somewhere in between" says Cushing) underwater - intended to man U-boats which need no oxygen and never need to surface. The film also stars John Carradine and Brooke Adams in her first film. With its chilling scenes of Nazi zombies rising out of the sea, Shock Waves has become an underground "classic" horror movie. Director Ken Wiederhorn's additional horror credits include Eyes Of A Stranger (Warner Bros. 1983); Return Of The Living Dead, Part II (Lorimar 1988); and A House In The Hills (Live Ent. 1993; more accurately described as a suspense thriller).
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Waves
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076704/
totally B-grade, but not that bad.
Rambhutan
21-03-2009, 11:10
Does anybody have the odd $50 million to fund my idea for a horror film set in Dacia around the time of Trajan's Dacian War, particularly the second battle of Tapae, with an isolated group of Roman soldiers being attacked by vampires at an outpost in winter.

Also anyone good enough at Latin to write the script?

What could be better - the might of Rome v Vampires?
Imperial isa
21-03-2009, 11:23
yes there has:
Shockwaves

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Waves
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076704/
totally B-grade, but not that bad.

added this one too
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Outpost_(film)
Gravlen
21-03-2009, 11:44
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_Snow

I am SOO going to see this when it comes out! :D

What do you mean "when it comes out"?
Hamilay
21-03-2009, 11:46
Speaking of COD, this (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/20/mass-students-protest-call-of-duty-world-at-war-dog-violence/) might interest you.

Well, I know Call of Duty 4 certainly encouraged its players to react to the appearance of dogs (http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/DemonicSpiders) with visceral hatred and the desire to commit unspeakable acts of animal cruelty.

God I hated those damn things.
SaintB
21-03-2009, 12:58
Zombie Nazi's or Nazi Zombies? YOU decide!
Western Mercenary Unio
21-03-2009, 13:49
(the only negative thing I can find is that the Nazi Zombies are regular Nazi Zombies... it would have been even better if they had been Nazi Zombies FROM OUTER SPACE... then again, Iron Sky is almost ready afaik, so we'll have Nazis from Outer Space quite soon).

Iron Sky teaser: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4KEueJnsu80

Well, it comes out in 2010. But, I'm so gonna see it when it comes out.
Seangoli
21-03-2009, 17:22
Zombie Nazi's or Nazi Zombies? YOU decide!

Well, Zombie Nazi's implies that they are Nazis who became Zombies, where as Nazi Zombies implies that they are Zombies who are now Nazis...

Perhaps they believe that the uber race is petrified?
The Anointed
21-03-2009, 20:31
But there's no movies about Zombie Nazis. *nods*

Outpost.
East Central America
21-03-2009, 22:09
damn nazi zombies. wait, what happens if a nazi zombie eats a pure breed german? hypocritical nazi zombies.
New Manvir
22-03-2009, 02:53
Speaking of COD, did you know that Atlantic cod changes color at different depths ;)

actually no, how interesting.
New Manvir
22-03-2009, 02:55
Does anybody have the odd $50 million to fund my idea for a horror film set in Dacia around the time of Trajan's Dacian War, particularly the second battle of Tapae, with an isolated group of Roman soldiers being attacked by vampires at an outpost in winter.

Also anyone good enough at Latin to write the script?

What could be better - the might of Rome v Vampires?

I'll fund it only if I can make money off of product placement.
Ifreann
22-03-2009, 02:55
Seig Brains!
SaintB
22-03-2009, 11:25
Well, Zombie Nazi's implies that they are Nazis who became Zombies, where as Nazi Zombies implies that they are Zombies who are now Nazis...


No Seangoli they're Nazi Zombies because they are the zombies of Nazis.

(Waits for it)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
22-03-2009, 12:39
yes there has:
Shockwaves

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shock_Waves
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0076704/
totally B-grade, but not that bad.
While we're all leaping on the band wagon, Bloodsucking Nazi Zombies (http://www.notcoming.com/screeninglog/2006/10/entries/1447/). This movie was terrible and not at all satisfying, though. I don't recommend it in any form.
Conserative Morality
22-03-2009, 20:59
Does anybody have the odd $50 million to fund my idea for a horror film set in Dacia around the time of Trajan's Dacian War, particularly the second battle of Tapae, with an isolated group of Roman soldiers being attacked by vampires at an outpost in winter.

Also anyone good enough at Latin to write the script?

What could be better - the might of Rome v Vampires?

Romans win. They dealt well enough with the zombies, why not the Vampires?
Vetalia
23-03-2009, 01:56
I don't know, Norway seems like the kind of place where all the D-list Nazis were stuck...like you weren't even good for the Italian Social Republic, let alone Bohemia and Moravia. They couldn't be that tough.
Trostia
23-03-2009, 02:36
I don't know, Norway seems like the kind of place where all the D-list Nazis were stuck...like you weren't even good for the Italian Social Republic, let alone Bohemia and Moravia. They couldn't be that tough.

They are compared to most zombies (who are almost always just average mall-shoppers and circus clowns or creepy little kids, with little to no military training, nor will be wearing Stahlhelme and groaning menacingly in German)
Gauthier
23-03-2009, 02:39
They are compared to most zombies (who are almost always just average mall-shoppers and circus clowns or creepy little kids, with little to no military training, nor will be wearing Stahlhelme and groaning menacingly in German)

Every knows the Nazis were trying to build Zombie Super Soldiers, so you know these are going to be tougher than most.
Lord Tothe
23-03-2009, 20:12
I don't know, Norway seems like the kind of place where all the D-list Nazis were stuck...like you weren't even good for the Italian Social Republic, let alone Bohemia and Moravia. They couldn't be that tough.

Actually, Norway is the perfect place for a Nazi Zombie program. "All we're doing here is making heavy water for a nuke program. Nothing else is happening here."
Blouman Empire
24-03-2009, 02:07
I thought this was going to be about COD: WAW. :(

Ditto :(

Speaking of COD, this (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/20/mass-students-protest-call-of-duty-world-at-war-dog-violence/) might interest you.

LOL, what atype of breed are NAZI dogs?

Is she serious about this?
New Manvir
24-03-2009, 04:51
Ditto :(



LOL, what atype of breed are NAZI dogs?

Is she serious about this?

not only is she serious, seems PETA is backing her now (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/23/peta-joins-protest-against-world-at-wars-attack-dogs/).
Lord Tothe
24-03-2009, 05:15
not only is she serious, seems PETA is backing her now (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/23/peta-joins-protest-against-world-at-wars-attack-dogs/).

I think I've just been inspired to create a game that consists entirely of puppy kicking. *begins modding Fallout 3*
Blouman Empire
24-03-2009, 05:21
not only is she serious, seems PETA is backing her now (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/23/peta-joins-protest-against-world-at-wars-attack-dogs/).

PETA are the biggest amount of retards anyway hardly surprising.

What do these people think that dogs weren't used during WWII?
Skallvia
24-03-2009, 05:28
They'll make him Proud yet!

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/upload/2006/07/HitlerZombie-756531.jpg
Gauthier
24-03-2009, 07:00
They'll make him Proud yet!

http://scienceblogs.com/insolence/upload/2006/07/HitlerZombie-756531.jpg

And since his brain is in a jar somewhere else, he's indestructible!!
SaintB
24-03-2009, 11:27
And since his brain is in a jar somewhere else, he's indestructible!!

It lives in a jar on top of Mount Fuji with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa. Hitler's brain has spiritually atoned for what happened in the past and become a devout Buddhist.
Non Aligned States
24-03-2009, 13:47
not only is she serious, seems PETA is backing her now (http://www.joystiq.com/2009/03/23/peta-joins-protest-against-world-at-wars-attack-dogs/).

I wonder what PETA members would say if people started siccing attack dogs on them and their command structure. Out and out proper attack dogs who will not only knock you down or hamstring you, but with a keen instinct for the jugular. Let's see them whine about "pity the animals" then.

I think I've just been inspired to create a game that consists entirely of puppy kicking. *begins modding Fallout 3*

Right idea, wrong implementation. Mod the game to include famous PETA members with or without weapons and have them spawn in the same area that packs of hostile dogs spawn in.
Lord Tothe
25-03-2009, 05:01
I wonder what PETA members would say if people started siccing attack dogs on them and their command structure. Out and out proper attack dogs who will not only knock you down or hamstring you, but with a keen instinct for the jugular. Let's see them whine about "pity the animals" then.



Right idea, wrong implementation. Mod the game to include famous PETA members with or without weapons and have them spawn in the same area that packs of hostile dogs spawn in.

Get me names and pics, and I'll mod the packs of dogs so there are more of them, and they spawn with 1-3 unarmed PETA leaders. After all, I'm sure PETA hates guns almost as much as Nazis hate Jews.
Chumblywumbly
25-03-2009, 05:48
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3-KQh87_V2Q

I am SOO going to see this when it comes out! :D
Hmmm... doesn't look that great.

I do like that one of the victims is wearing a Braindead tshirt, though.
TJHairball
25-03-2009, 06:17
Xenophobephobe!
It may seem late, but in the interests of salvaging gramur and speling:

?sp: "Xenophobophobe."

Darn you, LG! Your poor spelling encourages xenophobophobophobes!
SaintB
25-03-2009, 08:14
It lives in a jar on top of Mount Fuji with Elvis and Jimmy Hoffa. Hitler's brain has spiritually atoned for what happened in the past and become a devout Buddhist.

C'mon, that was comedy gold :(
Non Aligned States
25-03-2009, 12:48
Get me names and pics, and I'll mod the packs of dogs so there are more of them, and they spawn with 1-3 unarmed PETA leaders. After all, I'm sure PETA hates guns almost as much as Nazis hate Jews.

Here you go. In descending order.

Ingrid Newkirk: PETA International president (http://eviltwinbooking.org/media/events/image_134_1.jpg)
Tracy Reiman: PETA Executive Vice President (http://www.ivu.org/veganfest/1995/tracy_reiman.jpg)
Alistair Currie: PETA Spokesman (http://www.anz.com/common/img/pics/au/gen/exec_currie.jpg)

Let them bleed.

I will see if I can find audio clips for you to use as their voice packs. Before the screaming and the dying begins that is.
The Parkus Empire
26-03-2009, 08:40
I wonder what PETA members would say if people started siccing attack dogs on them and their command structure. Out and out proper attack dogs who will not only knock you down or hamstring you, but with a keen instinct for the jugular. Let's see them whine about "pity the animals" then.

A grossly inappropriate idea. If you were attacked by black thugs, would you no longer pity abused blacks?
Non Aligned States
26-03-2009, 10:06
A grossly inappropriate idea. If you were attacked by black thugs, would you no longer pity abused blacks?

Using your example, if I was attacked by awareness groups against black abuse, said group would be the targets of my ire, not the abused blacks.

I'm just arguing that PETA should put their lives on where their mouths are and see how strong their convictions lie while their throats are being torn out by the very animals they try to claim are harmless and innocent. The fact that they jumped on the Jack Thompson bandwagon of idiocy just drops them further down the toilet.
Gauthier
26-03-2009, 10:37
I'm just arguing that PETA should put their lives on where their mouths are and see how strong their convictions lie while their throats are being torn out by the very animals they try to claim are harmless and innocent. The fact that they jumped on the Jack Thompson bandwagon of idiocy just drops them further down the toilet.

You mean that terrorist support didn't drop them down the toilet to begin with? For all his idiocies, Jack Thompson never financially supported terrorism and spoke out on the behalf of terrorists either.
Non Aligned States
26-03-2009, 11:59
You mean that terrorist support didn't drop them down the toilet to begin with? For all his idiocies, Jack Thompson never financially supported terrorism and spoke out on the behalf of terrorists either.

There's the criminal toilet, where support for violence and extortion falls, and there's the retard toilet, where ludicrousness falls.