Is this woman out of her freaking mind?
Intestinal fluids
20-03-2009, 05:16
Colorado woman with flammable water fears blast
http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5h0cTBosqL6maTlUntzkdvCNAHHxwD971B5GG1
When your waters on fire, its time to stay at your relatives house.
Lunatic Goofballs
20-03-2009, 05:34
Maybe I'm the nut, but it seems like something that someone ought to fix immediately and not be having meeting scheduled to discuss. :tongue:
On the other hand, it might save a fortune on water heating costs. :p
Galloism
20-03-2009, 05:37
That's really cool if it's true.
Svalbardania
20-03-2009, 05:41
I used to set water on fire when I went on holidays. It's easy enough in certain places. Lots of sulphur in the water, see.
Gauthier
20-03-2009, 07:33
God help the woman if a kid tries a Cherry Bomb prank on her toilet.
I wonder what her home insurance payments are like?
Put in her position, I think that I would rent a storage unit, move everything I owned to that, rent a motel, then light a lot of candles in the bathroom with the shower running, then if they tried to give me trouble when I went to claim the insurance, say something to the effect of "I told you people my water could catch on fire. Nothing was done to solve this. What did you expect?"
Marrakech II
20-03-2009, 08:37
You know it would be shitty if her house caught fire. The fire Department hooks into a hydrant near her house thinking they are putting out the fire. Wouldn't they be in for a surprise.
New Ziedrich
20-03-2009, 08:41
Flammable water, right out of the tap? Time to fill up some water balloons, I think.
Gauthier
20-03-2009, 08:57
Flammable water, right out of the tap? Time to fill up some water balloons, I think.
And if you can get a priest to bless it, you have the ultimate Evil-burning Water.
New Ziedrich
20-03-2009, 09:09
And if you can get a priest to bless it, you have the ultimate Evil-burning Water.
Hell. Yes.
Tagmatium
20-03-2009, 09:17
Surely actually drinking the stuff won't be good for you?
Querinos
20-03-2009, 09:29
I'm guessing the house's water table sets on top of a natural methane deposit.
Still, it kind of puts a new spin on "Come Hell, or high water."
Intestinal fluids
20-03-2009, 15:41
Think of the possibilities, like cookouts and roasting marshmallows huddled around the back yard garden hose.
Think of the possibilities, like cookouts and roasting marshmallows huddled around the back yard garden hose.
Super soaker flamethrowers.
Helertia
20-03-2009, 17:50
The ultimate way to get rid of Jehovah's Witnesses
Saw this last night.
can you imagine all the Darwin Awards about people blowing themselves up when they throw a match into the toilet?
another article with Video (http://www.greeleytribune.com/article/20090320/NEWS/903199938/1002/NONE&parentprofile=1001&title=VIDEO%20%20Flammable%20water%20fires%20up%20Fort%20Lupton%20homeowners)
This is the reason I hate capitalism.
German Nightmare
21-03-2009, 03:00
Flammable water, right out of the tap? Time to fill up some water balloons, I think.
And if you can get a priest to bless it, you have the ultimate Evil-burning Water.
Indeed.
Surely actually drinking the stuff won't be good for you?
I do not think that would be advisable.
Wilgrove
21-03-2009, 05:19
This is the reason I hate capitalism.
Umm k....