NationStates Jolt Archive


Useless Websites

Black Kids
19-03-2009, 12:32
Anybody know any? Like http://www.bitchmakemeasandwich.com/ ?
Ifreann
19-03-2009, 12:34
Time cube. *nods*
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-03-2009, 13:11
In before "in b4 NSG."
Pirated Corsairs
19-03-2009, 13:13
I don't know about useless websites, but I know one that's exactly the opposite of useless. In fact, you can do anything you want at this (http://zombo.com/) website. Anything at all!
Yes, yes. I know it's old, but I only recently remembered it
Ferrous Oxide
19-03-2009, 13:27
http://locahost.com/
Black Kids
19-03-2009, 13:52
I don't understand the Time Cube. Seriously, wtf is that?
Lapse
19-03-2009, 13:56
www.google.com

pfft... what the hell?
Pirated Corsairs
19-03-2009, 13:56
I don't understand the Time Cube. Seriously, wtf is that?

You are just stupid, corrupted by evil ONEness. Stupid not realize time is cubic, 4 times in one time.
Black Kids
19-03-2009, 13:59
You are just stupid, corrupted by evil ONEness. Stupid not realize time is cubic, 4 times in one time.

Ok, I don't get how a that dumbfuck wants Obama to resign either. Seriously wtf? This is worse than Alex Chiu.
Galloism
19-03-2009, 14:14
In before "in b4 NSG."

in b4 NSG
Lunatic Goofballs
19-03-2009, 14:17
http://www.theflatearthsociety.org/forum/

:)
Brutland and Norden
19-03-2009, 14:20
In before "in b4 NSG."in b4 NSG
NSG. :p
Black Kids
19-03-2009, 14:26
NSG. :p

NSG forums? :p
Mirkana
19-03-2009, 16:28
www.conservapedia.com (http://www.conservapedia.com)

Also, gotta second the TimeCube. What the hell is that guy smoking?
Hydesland
19-03-2009, 16:32
Time cube. *nods*

That's a damnable lie, you perpetuate the myth and continue to deny the existence of the four corners of the Earth. The Time Cube is not only useful, but the only useful entity, unlike those biblical propagandists, who should go to hell!
Mirkana
19-03-2009, 17:32
That's a damnable lie, you perpetuate the myth and continue to deny the existence of the four corners of the Earth. The Time Cube is not only useful, but the only useful entity, unlike those biblical propagandists, who should go to hell!

Good try at imitating him, but a little too coherent.
Protochickens
19-03-2009, 17:45
http://sometimesredsometimesblue.com/
http://www.purple.com/
http://isthiswebpageblinkingrapidly.com/
http://hasthelargehadroncolliderdestroyedtheworldyet.com/
http://www.foxnews.com/
http://umbrage.org/
http://isittuesday.com/

To enumerate but a few.
Wilgrove
19-03-2009, 18:28
We're from the IRS, and we're here to help. (http://www.irs.gov/help)
Neo Art
19-03-2009, 18:48
We're from the IRS, and we're here to help. (http://www.irs.gov/help)

:rolleyes:
Kahless Khan
19-03-2009, 18:51
Aspies for freedom (http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/)

These people are very dangerous. Here's a sample of their first page:

To prevent eugenic elimination of autistic people by opposing pre-natal testing for autism.

Oh yes, autism is good, we should embrace it as part of our neurodiversity despite a significant number of autistic people being unable to live normal lives even with support.
Call to power
19-03-2009, 19:01
http://www.leekspin.com/

go leek go!

http://sometimesredsometimesblue.com/

okay I refreshed that like 5 times thinking "hah its gonna stay blue"

then it turned red and scared the shit out of me :(
Kryozerkia
19-03-2009, 19:10
This --> http://www.blaccuweather.com/

Just like real weather forecasting... generally useless.
Smunkeeville
19-03-2009, 19:20
We're from the IRS, and we're here to help. (http://www.irs.gov/help)

I found them very helpful last year when someone stole my ss# and attempted to file a tax return with it.
Kahless Khan
19-03-2009, 19:20
http://www.leekspin.com/

go leek go!

That may be useless only in a platonic way. You have no idea :rolleyes:
CthulhuFhtagn
19-03-2009, 19:23
All of them.
Neo Art
19-03-2009, 19:24
I found them very helpful last year when someone stole my ss# and attempted to file a tax return with it.

No Smunk, you don't understand. It's "gov co." and therefore it's bad. It's bad because government takes our freedoms from fine, upstanding libertarians. And the IRS makes it double plus bad, because not only is it government, which is inherently evil, but they're an organization that TAKES YOUR MONEY. Takes money from hard working, freedom loving americans. And when gov co takes your money, they never, ever put it to good use.

Wilgrove learned that while attending community college

......

fuck.
Smunkeeville
19-03-2009, 19:28
No Smunk, you don't understand. It's "gov co." and therefore it's bad. It's bad because government takes our freedoms from fine, upstanding libertarians. And the IRS makes it double plus bad, because not only is it government, which is inherently evil, but they're an organization that TAKES YOUR MONEY. Takes money from hard working, freedom loving americans. And when gov co takes your money, they never, ever put it to good use.

Wilgrove learned that while attending community college

......

fuck.
oooohhh.... I used to think that too, until I started depending on FDA rules to make sure I didn't poison my kids.
Pirated Corsairs
19-03-2009, 19:30
oooohhh.... I used to think that too, until I started depending on FDA rules to make sure I didn't poison my kids.

Socialist!
Smunkeeville
19-03-2009, 19:33
Socialist!

:eek::$
Dalmatia Cisalpina
19-03-2009, 20:00
http://icanhascheezburger.com/

Useless, yes, but I have wasted soooo many hours there that it felt appropriate to mention it.
Call to power
19-03-2009, 20:23
http://www.shoutcast.com/

every station plays cheesy music 24/7 what else do I need to do with my day?

SNIP

i haz the book! ceiling cat is watching you (and nothing else o_O)
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
19-03-2009, 22:21
In before "in b4 NSG."
in b4 NSG
NSG. :p
By commenting on something, I made it happen. This must be what it feels like to be Jesus.
http://www.leekspin.com/

go leek go!
If I ever need to incapacitate someone who just happens to be watching my computer screen and listening to my speakers (it could happen), that site would be very useful. I stared for about 2 minutes because it is so ... hypnotizing. It just keeps going and going and spinning and going. And that looping gibberish just makes it more mystifying.
Knights of Liberty
19-03-2009, 22:30
4chan.
Call to power
19-03-2009, 22:35
http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=410573

how many people have read this page?

SNIP

which way is the leek spinning? your mind may crash and need a reboot

4chan.

oh how about this one: http://rulesoftheinternet.com/index.php5?title=Main_Page :p
Wilgrove
19-03-2009, 23:11
This --> http://www.blaccuweather.com/

Just like real weather forecasting... generally useless.

It'd be better if you could hear his voice. But I still like it.

oooohhh.... I used to think that too, until I started depending on FDA rules to make sure I didn't poison my kids.

Whatever happens to the good ol' days of playing Russian Roulette with food? :(

Yes I am kidding.
Doxa I
19-03-2009, 23:50
The internet is full of useless website, its becoming a probelm to sort through all of them xD.
Taboksol
20-03-2009, 00:04
Aspies for freedom (http://www.aspiesforfreedom.com/)

These people are very dangerous. Here's a sample of their first page:



Oh yes, autism is good, we should embrace it as part of our neurodiversity despite a significant number of autistic people being unable to live normal lives even with support.

Does that mean I have to suffer from a lack of support due to your oh-so-mighty skills of generalisation, Neurotypical overloard? *bows down*

EDIT: I was being sarcastic and while I'm not exactly a fan of AFF myself, I don't see your assertions of autistic's being hopeless as an excuse to do nothing about them, but of course aversive treatments which may not likely work (the answer to everything, Great Leader</sarcasm>).
Call to power
20-03-2009, 00:07
The internet is full of useless website, its becoming a probelm to sort through all of them xD.

when was the last time you did anything useful on the internet
United Hindu Charities
20-03-2009, 00:18
Two categories piss me off to the extreme and are VERY useless:

One.) Sites which have different endings (.com, .net, .org, .edu), and are just lists.

Two.)Sites where you misspell by ONE letter and its some idiot listing search or something.
Skama
20-03-2009, 00:24
I hate ad-sites.
Kahless Khan
20-03-2009, 01:00
4chan.

Dude seriously? Anonymous is the tube's most efficient entity for dispensing lulz and Graet Justice. Who do you think actually eradicates intarwebz CP? Who protects all the catz from abusive owners? Who prevented Boxxy from becoming an hero? Who taught all the 9 year old girls to not post pictures and person info on the web?

I think you misjudge 4chan.
New Ziedrich
20-03-2009, 09:00
http://www.leekspin.com/

go leek go!

Aww, I wanted to do this one.

How about rathergood.com? It has kittens, as well as some NWS stuff, so tread carefully, I guess.

Speaking of useless, what the hell happened to www.ronalusa.com? One day I go there, and it doesn't load at all! Whole site just vanished or something, hell if I know.
Querinos
20-03-2009, 09:33
Anyone remember hampster dance (http://www.webhamster.com/)?