Galloism
17-03-2009, 17:01
http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2009/03/16/Brothel_fights_recession_offers_flat_rate/UPI-44291237248747/
BERLIN, March 16 (UPI) -- A brothel in Berlin says it is trying to lure recession-wary customers by offering a flat rate for prostitutes with unlimited food and drinks.
The brothel said $90 can now purchase time with any of the establishment's women plus all the food and drinks a customer can consume, during off-peak times, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. weekdays, and 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. weekends, Der Spiegel reported Monday.
"Seventy euros ($90), that includes everything -- ladies, drinks and food," a brothel employee said.
The brothel's bosses said that as a further measure to attract business, the establishment is now allowing men to bring along their wives to share in the paid-sex experience.
Heck of a deal. You get whores, drinks, and food! Everything a good conqueror, like myself, needs. Now, if only I was in Berlin...
In a side note, do you think their ploy of allowing the wives to come along will really work? That's gotta be a heck of a conversation. "Honey, this place has a really good deal..."
BERLIN, March 16 (UPI) -- A brothel in Berlin says it is trying to lure recession-wary customers by offering a flat rate for prostitutes with unlimited food and drinks.
The brothel said $90 can now purchase time with any of the establishment's women plus all the food and drinks a customer can consume, during off-peak times, between 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. weekdays, and 10 a.m. until 5 p.m. weekends, Der Spiegel reported Monday.
"Seventy euros ($90), that includes everything -- ladies, drinks and food," a brothel employee said.
The brothel's bosses said that as a further measure to attract business, the establishment is now allowing men to bring along their wives to share in the paid-sex experience.
Heck of a deal. You get whores, drinks, and food! Everything a good conqueror, like myself, needs. Now, if only I was in Berlin...
In a side note, do you think their ploy of allowing the wives to come along will really work? That's gotta be a heck of a conversation. "Honey, this place has a really good deal..."