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Splendid! Moron is calling for a revolution because America isn't a theocracy no more!

Among other things, of course.

Link dont work.

Link dont work.

Weird, it works here.

KoL's computer is immune to stupidity.

Weird, it works here.

Huh. Works now. My series of tubes musta been broke.

I saw one little thing in there that Chuck actually said - that he might run for president of Texas.

I don't think he really meant that he was going to get Texas to secede from the US and run for president of Texas.

I think if the US took a vote, they other 49 states would happily secede from Texas.

Patrick Henry taught that, "Our Constitution is … an instrument for its people to restrain the government." Yet our Congress and president stampede that founding document, overlook its explicitness and manipulate its words to abandon a balance of power and accommodate their own desires, partisan politics and runaway spending.

Which president and congress is he talking about?

At least he's never tried to release a music album. You've got to give him credit for that much.

I saw one little thing in there that Chuck actually said - that he might run for president of Texas.

I don't think he really meant that he was going to get Texas to secede from the US and run for president of Texas.

Orly?

I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. As most know, Texas was its own country before it joined the Union as its 28th state. From 1836 to 1846, Texas was its own Republic. Washington-on-the-Brazos (river) served as our Philadelphia, Pa. It was there, on March 2, 1836, where a band of patriots forged the Texas Declaration of Independence. (We just celebrated these dates last week.)

KoL's computer is immune to stupidity.

Cant be, lets me come here:p

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?

Cant be, lets me come here:p

I think it works like adblock and you have to like block NSG.

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?

Theyre like that annoying kid that no one likes but follows your group of mates around anyway and wont take a damn hint.

Orly?

Ok, I totally misread the first sentence which skewed the entire article in my mind as being from a third party, quoting Chuck's single radio quote. *hides*

By the way, this thread is just going to turn into a long series of Chuck Norris jokes.

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?

5 point beer?

Not a clue.

*jumps up and down on the Red river banks* maybe if I do it long enough and enough people join me they'll float away.....although we'd still have the panhandle maybe......boo Texas panhandle!

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?

Comic relief.

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?

No they wouldn't. He'd just roundhouse kick the current governor and take the chair.

Comic relief.

That's what you're for! You and your spawn.

You need to lock yourself in a room with Mrs. Goofball and some tacos to keep you energised. You can come out when you have enough Little Goofballs to eliminate the need for Texas.
No they wouldn't. He'd just roundhouse kick the current governor and take the chair.
Well, they'd approve of him enough to not rebel against him.

Just about every year they try to put in a ballot to secede and it gets voted down by the people in texas by 1 or 2 votes. I don't know why we keep them. I guess we need somewhere to hate on so the rest of us don't start digging into each other. But we'll still have Jersey...

That's what you're for! You and your spawn.

You need to lock yourself in a room with Mrs. Goofball and some tacos to keep you energised. You can come out when you have enough Little Goofballs to eliminate the need for Texas.

So.... one more ought to do it. :p

Just about every year they try to put in a ballot to secede and it gets voted down by the people in texas by 1 or 2 votes.

Erm...source?

So.... one more ought to do it. :p

Should be good, yeah. Try having a girl, for varieties sake.

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?
It makes you feel better about yourself. Someone has to be the worst. As long as you've got Texas, no matter how bad things get you can say to yourself, "At least I'm not in Texas".

Chuck Norris is a douche. His films were shit, his political views are so ridiculous it'd almost be funny if it weren't so tragic that a man with no apparent mental disorder could be so unintelligent, and to top it off, he's an incredibly unfunny internet meme that won't go away.

I challenge him to a fight. It'd be in a circular room, and I'd tell him right before we start that he needs to go stand in the corner. In the three hours it would take him to figure out its impossible, I'd have set up a pie cannon and put a shiny brass anvil and piano above the arena ready to drop right on his thick empty skull.

Should be good, yeah. Try having a girl, for varieties sake.

Goofballette?

I challenge him to a fight. It'd be in a circular room, and I'd tell him right before we start that he needs to go stand in the corner. In the three hours it would take him to figure out its impossible, I'd have set up a pie cannon and put a shiny brass anvil and piano above the arena ready to drop right on his thick empty skull.

And that would damage him how?

He's big on referencing 200 year old presidents.

And that would damage him how?

Fair point. If that doesn't work I'd just repeatedly machine gun him then torch his corpse with a flamethrower. Roundhouse kick your way out of that one, asshole :D

Fair point. If that doesn't work I'd just repeatedly machine gun him then torch his corpse with a flamethrower. Roundhouse kick your way out of that one, asshole :D

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he respawns.



:tongue:

Chuck Norris doesn't die, he respawns.



:tongue:

Chuck respawns, I camp.

Watching FOX, I predict quite serious trouble before the end of the year.

Watching FOX, I predict quite serious trouble before the end of the year.

Explain, bitte.

I think if the US took a vote, they other 49 states would happily secede from Texas.

And Texas would be infinitely improved by cutting loose its outlying territories.

Explain, bitte.

So last night they were showing some demonstration down in Southern Ohio, essentially against government spending. I was too lazy to record it but I was tempted to and then post on NSG for discussion because, as reporting, it smacked of incitement to me.

Simply the way they framed it, as though this was a rising phenomenon across America, they showed a large white crowd with signs and then a lone black female with a Barack Obama sign and the subtext seemed to be True America™ against them subversive coloured folk. When I add this to the sort of comments by people such as Glenn Beck and then the Chuck Norris article, they're encouraging this feeling.

From being rather subdued post-election, FOX seems to be lashing out now and I feel it's crossing the line. They're very much reaching out to a specific, hardline segment of the electorate.

I hope I'm wrong, but someone's going to get hurt soon.

So last night they were showing some demonstration down in Southern Ohio, essentially against government spending. I was too lazy to record it but I was tempted to and then post on NSG for discussion because, as reporting, it smacked of incitement to me.

Simply the way they framed it, as though this was a rising phenomenon across America, they showed a large white crowd with signs and then a lone black female with a Barack Obama sign and the subtext seemed to be True America™ against them subversive coloured folk. When I add this to the sort of comments by people such as Glenn Beck and then the Chuck Norris article, they're encouraging this feeling.

From being rather subdued post-election, FOX seems to be lashing out now and I feel it's crossing the line. They're very much reaching out to a specific, hardline segment of the electorate.

I hope I'm wrong, but someone's going to get hurt soon.


Sarah Palin and John McCain while running for office were whipping the crowd into a frenzy and inciting race riots.

FOX doing the same is not suprising.

And Texas would be infinitely improved by cutting loose its outlying territories.

I can dig it.

He is not calling for revolution. Common practice for some Texans to call Governor president of Texas. Traces back to the state used to be a country.

This is why I worship Bruce Lee instead.

This is why I worship Bruce Lee instead.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c

you know chuck Noris was a student of Bruce lee.

That would be awesome. Chuck Norris could round house kick the middle easr and the whole problem would be over.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbIwQMBeC2c

you know chuck Noris was a student of Bruce lee.

Indeed. I believe that some day in the future, a badass being and God--for whatever reason--merge into the being we see before us.

Also, Chuck is disgustingly hairy.

Indeed. I believe that some day in the future, a badass being and God--for whatever reason--merge into the being we see before us.

Also, Chuck is disgustingly hairy.

i think they exaggerated it and glued more on for that fight.
though to be honest if your weakness is having you chest hair pulled out why take off your shirt ?

I don't know, I kind of liked that article. Texas has long been one of my favorite places to visit, and I've often thought of moving there. Chuck Norris being the governor would only be an incentive.

I don't know, I kind of liked that article. Texas has long been one of my favorite places to visit, and I've often thought of moving there. Chuck Norris being the governor would only be an incentive.

If I'm parsing this nightmare of a sentence correctly . . .

"If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state."

He's not talking about becoming governor of Texas and using cute Texas slang. These paragraphs later in the article . . .

"On March 1, 1845, then-President John Tyler signed a congressional bill annexing the Republic of Texas. Though the annexation resolution never explicitly granted Texas the right to secede from the Union (as is often reported), many (including me) hold that it is implied by its unique autonomy and history, as well as the unusual provision in the resolution that gave Texas the right to divide into as many as five states. Both the original (1836) and the current (1876) Texas Constitutions also declare that "All political power is inherent in the people. … they have at all times the inalienable right to alter their government in such manner as they might think proper."

Anyone who has been around Texas for any length of time knows exactly what we'd do if the going got rough in America. Let there be no doubt about that. As Sam Houston once said, "Texas has yet to learn submission to any oppression, come from what source it may." I'm not saying that other states won't muster the gumption to stand and secede, but Texas has the history to prove it. As most know, Texas was its own country before it joined the Union as its 28th state. From 1836 to 1846, Texas was its own Republic. Washington-on-the-Brazos (river) served as our Philadelphia, Pa. It was there, on March 2, 1836, where a band of patriots forged the Texas Declaration of Independence. (We just celebrated these dates last week.)"

Seems to lend even more credence to the idea that when he says President of Texas, that's exactly what he means. Now, personaly, I say if Texas wants out good riddance.

I think if the US took a vote, they other 49 states would happily secede from Texas.

But where would California get thier energy?

And Texans would elect him. Seriously, why does the rest of the US even keep the damn thing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas#Economy

This is why.

KoL's computer is immune to stupidity.

That can't be it otherwise he wouldn't be able to use it. :D

jj

EDIT: Damn you, KoL you ragged on yourself and beat everyone to it.

Seems to lend even more credence to the idea that when he says President of Texas, that's exactly what he means.

I could live with that.

Splendid! Moron is calling for a revolution because America isn't a theocracy no more!


"I may run for president of Texas."

Sounds more like secession to me. O'Bama should have him jailed for treason, as we all know that Texas Ranger Walker is a sworn officer.

Upcoming match: The Dark Lord vs Roundhouse Kick Guy!

Every single point Chuck Norris put forth is valid. And nowhere does he advocate "theocracy", as various fools and liars throughout recent history love to assert against anyone advocating actually adhering to the Constitution as written and following the original intent of the Founders.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours. Norris is a competent, if not first-rate, actor.

Better a return to original intent than continued rule by the socialists and snollygosters that comprise the regime of the Dark Lord.

Oh, you are familiar with the term "snollygoster", aren't you, Mr. Freelance Translator? FYI, it was one of Bill O'Reilly's Words of the Day :D

Which president and congress is he talking about?

Based on that description, I would guess all of them.

And btw, what's with all the Texas hate?

(I've never been there.)

Every single point Chuck Norris put forth is valid. And nowhere does he advocate "theocracy", as various fools and liars throughout recent history love to assert against anyone advocating actually adhering to the Constitution as written and following the original intent of the Founders.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours. Norris is a competent, if not first-rate, actor.

Better a return to original intent than continued rule by the socialists and snollygosters that comprise the regime of the Dark Lord.

Oh, you are familiar with the term "snollygoster", aren't you, Mr. Freelance Translator? FYI, it was one of Bill O'Reilly's Words of the Day :D

1- They aren't. And the Constitution is expressly against the support of a religion above others.

2- Oh, so, let me guess, you appeared in a movie and somehow learned to define "feigning acts of violence" as "acting"?

3- So you DO advocate secession. After spending years calling us America-haters. Splendid, NM, but it AIN'T GONNA HAPPEN. You'll spend years under a Democratic leadership, whether you like it or not, unless you move out of the country you claim to like.

4- Bill O'Reilly is a moron. That said, I had to check a dictionary. So, I thank you for making me learn a new word I could easily end up having to use or translate later, no matter how much your intent was to taunt me. You see, NM, a translator does not have to know each and every word in both languages. That's a common misconception, along with "a translator is a guy with a dictionary and a passing knowledge of both languages". A translator is a person who knows very well the structure of the two languages, has a good deal of vocabulary in both, and knows where and how to look up words they don't know. A translator is a learner and a researcher, too. I'm not ashamed to say I don't know word X or Y of the English or Portuguese language. I thank whoever taught it to me, look it up, learn its usage and move on, now a slightly better professional than before. But I digress: as we can see, Bill O'Reilly had a purpose in life: To teach you a word so you could relay it to me.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours. Norris is a competent, if not first-rate, actor.


Like Sergio Leone said once about the young Clint Eastwood:

«Clint Eastwood mi piace perché è un attore che ha solo due espressioni: una con il cappello e una senza cappello.»

(I like C.E. because he's an actor with expressions only: one with the hat, one without).

...Chuck Norris is even worse.

(btw: film actor =/= film critic).

And btw, what's with all the Texas hate?

(I've never been there.)

Because you hate Texas. ;)

No, seriously, judging from the other side of the pond, I think it's because
1.Texas is full of shrubs, and because
2.Texans are stereotyped by the other US citizens as "uncouth cowboys who think only about finding more oil and shooting mexicans and talk in an unintelligible dribble", more or less.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours. Norris is a competent, if not first-rate, actor.

Lol, right. I've held an elected position myself, so my qualifications to state an opinion on the subject of politics exceeds yours.

And btw, what's with all the Texas hate?

(I've never been there.)
I'm from Oklahoma, it's part of our culture.

Lol, right. I've held an elected position myself, so my qualifications to state an opinion on the subject of politics exceeds yours.

To be fair, NM went "Fort Sumter" when someone that disagrees with him got elected.

So... Yeah.

Because you hate Texas. ;)

No, seriously, judging from the other side of the pond, I think it's because
1.Texas is full of shrubs, and because
2.Texans are stereotyped by the other US citizens as "uncouth cowboys who think only about finding more oil and shooting mexicans and talk in an unintelligible dribble", more or less.

Most of the Texans I've met (admittedly, an extremely small number) were nice, normal people. Whether they are exceptions to the rule or not, I don't know.

Most of the Texans I've met (admittedly, an extremely small number) were nice, normal people. Whether they are exceptions to the rule or not, I don't know.

Maybe they weren't originally from TX? Also, yeah, but bigotry doesn't respond to logic.

Most of the Texans I've met (admittedly, an extremely small number) were nice, normal people. Whether they are exceptions to the rule or not, I don't know.

Never met one, so I can judge even less than you; I was merely reporting what the general stereotype seems to be.

Though a friend of mine had a texan as visiting professor in Como; he told me one could spot the texan easily, because he wore his Stetson even during classes. (Not very much bon ton here).

Maybe they weren't originally from TX? Also, yeah, but bigotry doesn't respond to logic.

They were. But again, I know an extremely small number of Texans (only two I can think of off the top of my head).

Heh. According to my family (so unfortunately, no link) some Texas politician responded that if Texas were to secede, Chuck couldn't run for president because he was born in Oklahoma.

Heh. According to my family (so unfortunately, no link) some Texas politician responded that if Texas were to secede, Chuck couldn't run for president because he was born in Oklahoma.

They would be correct:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_norris

Though there's nothing that says that Texas would require its president be a natural-born Texan.

They were. But again, I know an extremely small number of Texans (only two I can think of off the top of my head).

Most of them I know are fine. As far as Texas being backward and too conservative, it's actually....there are things you can do in Texas that you can't here, like buy real beer and porn.

I love it when people use quotes from the founding fathers to talk about the present day. As if nothing has changed since the late 18th century.

Every single point Chuck Norris put forth is valid.

Well, of course you think a state seceding from the union is a good idea.

And nowhere does he advocate "theocracy", as various fools and liars throughout recent history love to assert against anyone advocating actually adhering to the Constitution as written and following the original intent of the Founders.

The evidence that you havent read the constitution, or anything by the founders for that matter, is pretty much insermountable.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours.

Youre a lawyer on two state bars too, right?

Better a return to original intent than continued rule by the socialists and snollygosters that comprise the regime of the Dark Lord.


You keep saying those words, yet I have a sneaking suspicion that you dont know what the original intent was, only that you think you do.

You know what I think? I think the founders intended to create a democracy that wasn't ruled by what we think about their intentions, but rather by our own present day interpretations. I also think the founders were smart enough men to know that things change over vast periods of time, especially in a country as rapidly evolving as America, and I think their intention was to create a system that could cope with and evolve with those changes, not stay stuck back in 1787, with us constantly grappling with what TJ or Madison said as it relates to, say, current foreign affairs, issues which TJ or Madison never could have dreamed of.

Our founding father's weren't omniscient. They weren't gods. They wrote a pretty damn good Constitution, and they wrote it vague so instead of relying upon what we think they meant, we can take their words and interpret them in our present situation. If its not explicitly stated in the Constitution, and its not in the Federalist Papers, then its up to us, not them.

You know what I think? I think the founders intended to create a democracy that wasn't ruled by what we think about their intentions, but rather by our own present day interpretations. I also think the founders were smart enough men to know that things change over vast periods of time, especially in a country as rapidly evolving as America, and I think their intention was to create a system that could cope with and evolve with those changes, not stay stuck back in 1787, with us constantly grappling with what TJ or Madison said as it relates to, say, foreign affairs, issues which TJ or Madison never could have dreamed of.

Our founding father's weren't omniscient. They weren't gods. They wrote a pretty damn good Constitution, and they wrote it vague so instead of relying upon what we think they meant, we can take their words and interpret them in our present situation.

*As every "strict constructionist's" head collectively explodes...*

Oh gods, I wish...

So when is NSPD 51 going to be removed? seeing as bush has handed the position of dictator to Obama I would hardly call America a democracy/republic of any kind when things like that law still stand.


America is a facist nation that fact is only recently being forced into the open because so many are takeing notice that every leader given them continue the same plan and when thay dont thay get assassinated.

If you cant see what is happening then your hopelessly lost and you wont last long if there masters have there way and make the chaos intended.

There is much wrong with Chuck Norris, but his 'action jeans' with a special hidden gusset so that they don't bind you leg mid-roundhouse kick are surely adequate compensation?
http://toddaustin.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/cn_action.jpg

So when is NSPD 51 going to be removed? seeing as bush has handed the position of dictator to Obama I would hardly call America a democracy/republic of any kind when things like that law still stand.


America is a facist nation that fact is only recently being forced into the open because so many are takeing notice that every leader given them continue the same plan and when thay dont thay get assassinated.

If you cant see what is happening then your hopelessly lost and you wont last long if there masters have there way and creat the chaos intended.

lol im goin to giv u all the srsns u desrv.

At least he's never tried to release a music album. You've got to give him credit for that much.

I've heard mumblings that Chuck's got an underground hip-hop album in the works..

There is nothing wrong with my state as a whole, just need to cut off the north and eastern parts where it's Redneckia and Bible Belt. Having lived there for seven years before moving back to San Antonio, I have to say those people are the idiots that the rest of the country stereotypes us as, including that damn hillbilly accent! We do not all speak like that dammit! *nod*

VirginiaCooper why dont you look up NSPD51 unless you like being an uninformed serf.

There is nothing wrong with my state as a whole, just need to cut off the north and eastern parts where it's Redneckia and Bible Belt. Having lived there for seven years before moving back to San Antonio, I have to say those people are the idiots that the rest of the country stereotypes us as, including that damn hillbilly accent! We do not all speak like that dammit! *nod*

Um.....you've never heard a south Texas accent? It's pretty.....I mean unintelligible.

VirginiaCooper why dont you look up NSPD51 unless you like being an uninformed serf.

i did lol nd yet look at mai reply!!!1

Despite you doing so with this particular brand of paranoid conspiracy theorizing, not all of us buy into it. Why don't you look up the US Constitution while we're looking things up. And Federalist 67, 69, and 70. "Oh no, Bush signed an Executive Order that allows him to declare martial law in the event of an emergency!" is not a convincing argument, even if he himself decides what constitutes an emergency. Laws like these don't instantly make the US into a "fascist nation". They have to be used as such first.

And why did you call me a serf? I don't know if you're referring to feudalism or Russia post-revolution, but you're mixing metaphors. Be consistent!

fine enjoy being a sheep im not going to bother talking to you any further seeing as you wont even try to disprove me instead you feel like insulting me for not being a zombie like you.


hemiroids and obamanoids have at lest one thing in common thay are both a pain in the butt.

(psst for the idiots out there what i just said dousent mean i support republicans dems and repubs leaders are both in on it)


dont spend timeing replying to me as i will no longer be responding if VirginiaCooper is any example then there are too many retards in this thread for any brain cells to get a spark.

yak

If you want to be taken seriously, even with such ridiculous ideas, you should learn to spell correctly. I think that would help your cause, even if only a little.

I'm from Oklahoma, it's part of our culture.

Now I know why I've always been a little leery of you!:eek2:

Shit, If Chuck Norris Secedes Who'll keep God at bay?

There is nothing wrong with my state as a whole, just need to cut off the north and eastern parts where it's Redneckia and Bible Belt. Having lived there for seven years before moving back to San Antonio, I have to say those people are the idiots that the rest of the country stereotypes us as, including that damn hillbilly accent! We do not all speak like that dammit! *nod*

Welcome to the club friend, lol...

Id like to cut off the Delta myself...For the same reasons...Make that everything north of Hattiesburg, lol....

fine enjoy being a sheep im not going to bother talking to you any further seeing as you wont even try to disprove me instead you feel like insulting me for not being a zombie like you.


hemiroids and obamanoids have at lest one thing in common thay are both a pain in the butt.

(psst for the idiots out there what i just said dousent mean i support republicans dems and repubs leaders are both in on it)


dont spend timeing replying to me as i will no longer be responding if VirginiaCooper is any example then there are too many retards in this thread for any brain cells to get a spark.

I'm sure you might find a more receptive audience if you did not insist on indulging in the hilariously ironic act of mocking other people's intelligence whilst showing an allergic aversion to proper capitalization and punctuation.

I'm sure you might find a more receptive audience if you did not insist on indulging in the hilariously ironic act of mocking other people's intelligence whilst showing an allergic aversion to proper capitalization and punctuation.

The word "owned" was coined for this post.

VirginiaCooper why dont you look up NSPD51 unless you like being an uninformed serf.

Cool tinfoil hat bro.

Um.....you've never heard a south Texas accent? It's pretty.....I mean unintelligible.

where i am from south Texas accent means Spanish.

He's a stupid Kung Fu stuntman. What the hell do you want out of the poor guy?

He's a stupid Kung Fu stuntman. What the hell do you want out of the poor guy?

NOT to act like he's a pundit. If I don't do kung-fu stunts, he doesn't do Op-Ed pieces.

our plan is working!

http://img24.imageshack.us/img24/1185/texasflag.jpg

NOT to act like he's a pundit. If I don't do kung-fu stunts, he doesn't do Op-Ed pieces.

wait we are going to start outlawing actors from getting involved with politics now ?

wait we are going to start outlawing actors from getting involved with politics now ?

Just bad actors.

Just bad actors.

can the actor really be bad if the movie is supposed to be a cheesy guy film to watch with a few beers?

Just bad actors.

California needs a new governor then.

California needs a new governor then.

Arnold was in Terminator (both 1 and 2) and Predator. Thus he is saved from any accusations of "bad actor".

I've heard mumblings that Chuck's got an underground hip-hop album in the works..

He'll have a hard time beating Mr. T.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VwQoV407vJY

wait we are going to start outlawing actors from getting involved with politics now ?

No, I'm just saying his word means jack shit.

Arnold was in Terminator (both 1 and 2) and Predator. Thus he is saved from any accusations of "bad actor".

yes those movies did well, but not because of his acting.
His skill in acting is still lacking.

yes those movies did well, but not because of his acting.
His skill in acting is still lacking.

He played an emotionless robotic killer well enough.:p

He played an emotionless robotic killer well enough.:p

so a European keanu reeves

so a European keanu reeves

Fuck you, Keanu Reeves is great!*:p

"Excellllennnt!"


*- Said statement is in no way serious.

His skill in acting is still lacking.

nah I don't think you could have any other way of acting for the role

now get to da choppa!!!1

NOT to act like he's a pundit. If I don't do kung-fu stunts, he doesn't do Op-Ed pieces.

I fully support his right to be a right wing nutjob, just as I support Alec Baldwin's right to be lefty-ish.

And anyways, the only reason he has any public visibility right now is because he's the butt of a joke.

I fully support his right to be a right wing nutjob, just as I support Alec Baldwin's right to be lefty-ish.

And anyways, the only reason he has any public visibility right now is because he's the butt of a joke.

that and the internet round house kick meme

that and the internet round house kick meme

Aye, almost forgot.

Heiko seems to think it's a frakking great idea to go about making threads about the stupidity of random, tertiary conservatives. It's kind of lame.

nah I don't think you could have any other way of acting for the role

now get to da choppa!!!1

then you look at his other movies and realize he has no other way he can act.

where i am from south Texas accent means Spanish.

Not that far south LOL I have family from the eastern border near LA who speak texan and creole and gibberish.

But where would California get thier energy?


we're going green - anything it takes if it means we can say farewell to Texas. :salute:

And btw, what's with all the Texas hate?

(I've never been there.)


asked and answered.

Just bad actors.

and you couldn't have mentioned this in 1981?

that and the internet round house kick meme

That meme disqualifies anyone associated with it from the human species.

wait we are going to start outlawing actors from getting involved with politics now ?

Well, it would have spared us from Reagan.

Well, it would have spared us from Reagan.

And we would have missed the best president since Kennedy. Actually, the last great president we've had IMO.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours. Norris is a competent, if not first-rate, actor.

But I doubt they exceed mine. Not that I'm particularly qualified myself, but having appeared in a few movies (mostly amateur, some professional), some commercials and on more stage productions than I have fingers, I think I'm at least as qualified as you are. I say that Norris is in no way a "first-rate actor". He's barely even competent. He's decent for the kind of role he plays, but he's really not playing far out of his element.


I'm sure you might find a more receptive audience if you did not insist on indulging in the hilariously ironic act of mocking other people's intelligence whilst showing an allergic aversion to proper capitalization and punctuation.

That's just what someone who was in on the conspiracy would say.

Every single point Chuck Norris put forth is valid. And nowhere does he advocate "theocracy", as various fools and liars throughout recent history love to assert against anyone advocating actually adhering to the Constitution as written and following the original intent of the Founders.

As for his acting ability, let's just say that, having appeared in a movie myself, my qualifications to state an opinion on that subject exceed yours. Norris is a competent, if not first-rate, actor.

Better a return to original intent than continued rule by the socialists and snollygosters that comprise the regime of the Dark Lord.

Oh, you are familiar with the term "snollygoster", aren't you, Mr. Freelance Translator? FYI, it was one of Bill O'Reilly's Words of the Day :D

Um. Most of Norris's ramblings are so vague and inarticulate that they are essentially meaningless, but, to the extent they make since at all, they seem to be based wholly on nostalgia for the 18th and 19th Centuries. Sorry, Chuck, we've made some progress since then.

Regardless, a few out-of-context, pratically random quotes from a few Founders have next to nothing to do with the original intent of our Constitution. Chuck is simply a nut with little understanding of our history or our constitutional system.

Finally, this part (especially the linked website (http://www.nationaltreasures.org/)) indicate Norris's theocratic leanings:

John Adams declared that, "Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people." Yet we've bastardized the First Amendment, reinterpreted America's religious history (http://www.nationaltreasures.org/) and secularized our society until we ooze skepticism and circumvent religion on every level of public and private life.

Contrary to Norris's assertions, we are not and have never been "a Christian nation." See, e.g., http://www.earlyamerica.com/review/summer97/secular.html; http://www.nobeliefs.com/Tripoli.htm; http://ffrf.org/nontracts/xian.php

Separation of Church and State is neither hostile towards "God" or religion nor is it new. It is a basic principle even upheld by the Puritans and central to our Constitution.

See, e.g., http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14485690&postcount=1; http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showpost.php?p=14572952&postcount=70

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Oh, TCT, I like your posts so much when they aren't digging months-old graves about me...

Oh, TCT, I like your posts so much when they aren't digging months-old graves about me...

He has that "we're not a Christian nation" bit saved on his harddrive so he doesn't even have to type it anymore. copy and paste, mothafucka.

Separation of Church and State is neither hostile towards "God" or religion nor is it new. It is a basic principle even upheld by the Puritans and central to our Constitution.

If we're more conservative than the Puritans, then we're clearly in trouble.

Boo-hoo! An actor disagrees with me on politics! I'm gonna go and hate on him now!

This is as silly as conservatives hating on actors for being liberal.