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What happened to Hotwife?

What happened to Hotwife?

Perma-banned.

What happened to Hotwife?

Murder most foul.

Murder most foul.

Ebil mozlemz did it. *nod nod*

What happened to Hotwife?

got drunk and baited him into flaming me.
the reported him swearing up a xenophobic storm.

Dude, what did he do?

Dude, what did he do?

De mortuis, nihil nisi bonis.

So I can't say anything about Hotwife.

got drunk and baited him into flaming me.
the reported him swearing up a xenophobic storm.

Wait.... What?

Wait.... What?

i was bored and drunk. so felt like getting someone crazy mad. and so i got him crazy mad. he went on a rant calling me a few racial slurs and such and he got banned for that.

i was bored and drunk. so felt like getting someone crazy mad. and so i got him crazy mad. he went on a rant calling me a few racial slurs and such and he got banned for that.

Dang...

Dang...

just kidding. i have clue.

just kidding. i have clue.

It was actually believable... Nobody knows what happened?

It was actually believable... Nobody knows what happened?

i heard he lived happily ever after.

i heard he lived happily ever after.

epic fail!

The transcripts of the Final Days of Hotwife.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=585125

Ebil mozlemz did it. *nod nod*

But two weeks banned: nay, not so much, not two:
So excellent a poster; that was, to this,
Hyperion to a satyr; so loving to the Muslims
That he might not beteem the winds of heaven
Visit their faces too roughly.

we should have a poll who is the new hotwife?

Now cracks a noble heart.—Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

I... I'm sorry...

I WAS HUNGRY!

we should have a poll who is the new hotwife?

How long until his Reincarnation?

How long until his Reincarnation?

i bet he is here already. Just he is keeping a low profile.

He never offended me, but apparently he said something to someone. Dunno.

i bet he is here already. Just he is keeping a low profile.

Hunt for Hotwife?

I don't know if the mods have figured this out yet but there is no forum ban that can't be overcome with a proxy and other things. Hotwife will be back when at any time of his choosing.

He never offended me, but apparently he said something to someone. Dunno.

you are the new hotwife aren't you ???

I don't know if the mods have figured this out yet but there is no forum ban that can't be overcome with a proxy and other things. Hotwife will be back when at any time of his choosing.

they didn't do an IP bad anyways. so all he needs is a new account.

you are the new hotwife aren't you ???

My god, it took 15 mins.

My god, it took 15 mins.

pointing the finger randomly is what i do.

pointing the finger randomly is what i do.

Meh, Imagine Hotwife with mod powers.

you are the new hotwife aren't you ???

All I said was that he never offended me. Maybe he said some horrifying things when I wasn't around to hear it, but he seemed entirely unremarkable from the few times I read his posts. That's all I meant.

Meh, Imagine Hotwife with mod powers.

actually timing wise Pissaro who what ever seems to be a possible hotwife. just toned down so he doesn't get banned.

All I said was that he never offended me. Maybe he said some horrifying things when I wasn't around to hear it, but he seemed entirely unremarkable from the few times I read his posts. That's all I meant.

greed and death is sort of like Joseph McCarthy, only with Hotwife/Deep Kimchi instead of communists.

actually timing wise Pissaro who what ever seems to be a possible hotwife. just toned down so he doesn't get banned.

Very highly unlikely. From what I've read of his posts, Pissaro seems to adhere to the Austrian School of economics. From what I've been told about Hotwife, the latter is a rabid Bushevik.

All I said was that he never offended me. Maybe he said some horrifying things when I wasn't around to hear it, but he seemed entirely unremarkable from the few times I read his posts. That's all I meant.

i was kidding calm down.

Very highly unlikely. From what I've read of his posts, Pissaro seems to adhere to the Austrian School of economics. From what I've been told about Hotwife, the latter is a rabid Bushevik.

i see. well that's what i get for not really remembering hot wife post.

I... I'm sorry...

I WAS HUNGRY!

Eating Long Pork isn't Kosher. Shaaaaame. Shaaaaaaaame.

i see. well that's what i get for not really remembering hot wife post.

Genocidal Bushevik? Hmmmmmmm...

Genocidal Bushevik? Hmmmmmmm...

i think he was the only person i have ever blocked.

Seems like I missed out on some good drama. Maybe NSG should make its own helldump reserved for the perma-banned users.

Seems like I missed out on some good drama. Maybe NSG should make its own helldump reserved for the perma-banned users.

You would say that.... if you were trying to hide being the new Hotwife!!!
Someone hand me a ban hammer!!!

You would say that.... if you were trying to hide being the new Hotwife!!!
Someone hand me a ban hammer!!!

*Raises right hand, puts left on Bible as if standing before Congressional committee.*

I have not and will not lend my aid, support, advice, counsel or influence to the Hotwife party.

*Raises right hand, puts left on Bible as if standing before Congressional committee.*

I have not and will not lend my aid, support, advice, counsel or influence to the Hotwife party.

Do you know of anyone else that has ???

Would you lend it to individuals knowing they are members of the Hotwife party?

Do you know of anyone else that has ???

Would you lend it to individuals knowing they are members of the Hotwife party?

I do not know precisely Senator, but it is public knowledge that VirginiaCooper has publically mourned the departure of Hotwife in these forums.

And no, I would not Senator.

All I said was that he never offended me. Maybe he said some horrifying things when I wasn't around to hear it, but he seemed entirely unremarkable from the few times I read his posts. That's all I meant.

Not really. He never said anything that horrifying.

For some reason he used to attract a lot of attention. Possibly because of all the group sex he claimed he never had or someshit.

Possibly because of all the group sex he claimed he never had or someshit.

Well, that was easily enough ignored. However, when you add in the claims of a legal degree, buisiness degree, and claim then that your current job is an IT trouble shooter, add it to various tales of military machismo, and stir into it a style of posting which can often only be answered by "Would you ever fuck off?", it all became a bit much.

Presumably it was too much of the last there that had him turfed.

thermal runaway?

greed and death is sort of like Joseph McCarthy, only with Hotwife/Deep Kimchi instead of communists.

Mr Senator, I have the names of many people who have been involved with the Hotwife party.

Mr Senator, I have the names of many people who have been involved with the Hotwife party.

good pass them along i need them for my list. Would you like to be the chief prosecutor in this case ?

i take it this particular "hotwife" must be some sort of codename for some sort of covert opperation. i haven't tuned in to amy for most of the week, which is my excuse for ignorance. fox and cnn i refuse to turn on, and i have better things to listen to then clearchannel. i suppose i ought to go and find out what you guys are all talking about in this one.

good pass them along i need them for my list. Would you like to be the chief prosecutor in this case ?

Only if I can be the judge and executioner as well.

Only if I can be the judge and executioner as well.

done and done.

I wished his nation out of NSG existence. Unfortunately, while doing that, I got distracted by Cute Overload and this led to a fluctuation in my super duper mind-waves which meant that I accidentally burnt his body to a crisp too. He won't be back. Sorry.

done and done.
Let us not assassinate this lad further. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?

Have you left no sense of decency?

as indri said, hotwife will be back when he chooses to be so.

he does not "lay low". he has been back half a dozen times and is always the same (set of) poster. there is no need to guess what newbie will be him. if the person doesnt post just the way hotwife did, he isnt hotwife.

what will happen is that one day one of the newbies will post something with a life detail of hotwife (something about being a pentacostal swinger or a half korean veteran) and you will realize that that is the reincarnation you have been awaiting.

as indri said, hotwife will be back when he chooses to be so.

he does not "lay low". he has been back half a dozen times and is always the same (set of) poster. there is no need to guess what newbie will be him. if the person doesnt post just the way hotwife did, he isnt hotwife.

what will happen is that one day one of the newbies will post something with a life detail of hotwife (something about being a pentacostal swinger or a half korean veteran) and you will realize that that is the reincarnation you have been awaiting.
It's easier than that, just read the tag in the signature. They follow a common style and content.

It's easier than that, just read the tag in the signature. They follow a common style and content.
^ This.

As much as I disagreed with his posts, a lot of his posts kept debate going. It's boring preaching to the converted, so I'm normally quite happy at the healthy mix NSG has.

^ This.

As much as I disagreed with his posts, a lot of his posts kept debate going. It's boring preaching to the converted, so I'm normally quite happy at the healthy mix NSG has.
i would prefer if people not drag hotwife's history into the next thread. he does make ...provocative... posts that keep the debate lively but then it gets derailed by personal attacks on him and what he has said in the past. that makes any thread he participates in about him and whether or not he is an asshole.

^ This.

As much as I disagreed with his posts, a lot of his posts kept debate going. It's boring preaching to the converted, so I'm normally quite happy at the healthy mix NSG has.
I don't think his posts contributed productively, and they almost never qualified as "debate," since the only people who ever responded to him seriously were the people who didn't yet know that he was a troll.

But I liked having him around because I enjoy the occasional troll.

I don't think his posts contributed productively, and they almost never qualified as "debate," since the only people who ever responded to him seriously were the people who didn't yet know that he was a troll.

Yeh, I guess. I hadn't really paid attention to or taken seriously any of his threads/posts since.... hell, since it was Deep Kimchi. And that was a couple of years ago now?! :eek:

I think DK has been the most successful troll in NSG history. Hats off!

no need with the finger pointing. just wait, the new incarnation will admit his identity readily enough. :p

Let us not assassinate this lad further. You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, sir, at long last?

Have you left no sense of decency?

Many of his enemies on this board never had a sense of decency to begin with.

One Hotwife was worth ten of his enemies.

I'm looking forward to his next reincarnation.

Many of his enemies on this board never had a sense of decency to begin with.

One Hotwife was worth ten of his enemies.

I'm looking forward to his next reincarnation.

Oh, hey, Leeroy, didn't see you there. Shouted your own name and ran into this thread, did you?

Many of his enemies on this board never had a sense of decency to begin with.

One Hotwife was worth ten of his enemies.

I'm looking forward to his next reincarnation.

FFS, this is an internet forum. You dont have "enemies".

Stop being so dramatic. I think you ought to take a break from all the high fantasy youve been reading.

FFS, this is an internet forum. You dont have "enemies".

Well, actually I do have one, but that's because seeing me and the people of my nationality as expendable in a dickwave with Russia will make an enemy out of me.

Well, actually I do have one, but that's because seeing me and the people of my nationality as expendable in a dickwave with Russia will make an enemy out of me.

It was said on the internet. For all you know, he could have been trolling you. Successfully.

FFS, this is an internet forum. You dont have "enemies".

Stop being so dramatic. I think you ought to take a break from all the high fantasy youve been reading.

every time someone starts talking about "enemies" on NSG, this image keeps coming into my head:

http://www.timswineblog.com/~ASSETS/IMG/upload/evil-monkey.jpg

It was said on the internet. For all you know, he could have been trolling you. Successfully.

Considering he posted this kind of crap way before I answered him... *Shrugs*

Well, actually I do have one, but that's because seeing me and the people of my nationality as expendable in a dickwave with Russia will make an enemy out of me.

I'd feel the same way.

I imagine Hotwife will be as good at hiding his identity as Hammurab et al. is/was.

I imagine Hotwife will be as good at hiding his identity as Hammurab et al. is/was.

Unless you're being sarcastic, don't count on it. DK has a history of, well, being crap at hiding his identity.

Unless you're being sarcastic, don't count on it. DK has a history of, well, being crap at hiding his identity.

And Mr. Tell-Stories-About-Folks-And-Reference-Christopher-Walken is a regular ninja, right?

Unless you're being sarcastic, don't count on it. DK has a history of, well, being crap at hiding his identity.

LOL... wasn't Hotwife the one who admitted to being DK then tried to take it back?

LOL... wasn't Hotwife the one who admitted to being DK then tried to take it back?

By the way, I am DK.

By the way, I am DK.

No, I'm not! I recant! RECANT, I tell ye!

FFS, this is an internet forum. You dont have "enemies".

Speak for yourself.

No, I'm not! I recant! RECANT, I tell ye!

Too late, Hey Everyone!!!! H2 is DK!!! :D

Speak for yourself.

Leeroy, you don't have enemies.

For someone to have an "enemy", said enemy would need to see said someone as enough trouble to be considered a threat, ergo an enemy.

Trust me when I say that, Leeroy, no one here considers you a threat. Nuisances are not enemies.

Too late, Hey Everyone!!!! H2 is DK!!! :D

Now THAT'S a flame... :p

By the way, I am DK.

Now THAT'S a flame... :p

ohohohoh... can it be reported that you flamed yourself??? :D :p

ohohohoh... can it be reported that you flamed yourself??? :D :p

But I recanted! RECANTED, I TELL YE!

(Oddly enough, read quickly, H2 reads like "Hate you". >.>)

I think East Tofu is Hotwife/Deep Kimchi risen from the grave.

Speak for yourself.

Ok fine.

This is an internet forum. Grown ups dont have "enemies" here.

*sigh* Oh well. Carry on culture warrior.

every time someone starts talking about "enemies" on NSG, this image keeps coming into my head:

http://www.timswineblog.com/~ASSETS/IMG/upload/evil-monkey.jpg

But since we're on a Kimchi Hunt, this is more appropriate:

http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a239/blury17/EvilMonkeyBuisnessSuit.jpg?t=1237234175

Have to dress nice and proper for the committee hearings after all.

Good grief, people, can't we at least wait for DK to come back before we shower the attention he so craves on him?

Who?

No, I'm not! I recant! RECANT, I tell ye!

2 late, u cant recanted it. iz already been sed.

*cough*

Oh, hey, Leeroy, didn't see you there. Shouted your own name and ran into this thread, did you?


You've just got a red card for constant baiting. I'm quoting this particular post only because it's such a classic piece of "jovial" harassment. It doesn't come across as friendly joshing, it comes across as small-minded needling. Cut it out.