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It is getting very close.

Celtlund II
15-03-2009, 18:18
Full Retirement,I'll be fully retired this Friday. Then the fun of moving starts.
JuNii
15-03-2009, 18:26
happy Retardment!

My Grandparents

After Christmas, a teacher asked her young pupils how they spent their holiday away from school. One child wrote the following:

We always used to spend the holidays with Grandma and Grandpa. They used to live in a big brick house but Grandpa got retarded and they moved to Arizona. Now they live in a tin box and have rocks painted green to look like grass. They ride around on their bicycles and wear name tags because they don't know who they are anymore
They go to a building called a wrecked center, but they must have got it fixed because it is all okay now, and do exercises there, but they don't do them very well. There is a swimming pool too, but in it, they all jump up and down with hats on. At their gate, there is a doll house with a little old man sitting in it. He watches all day so nobody can escape.
Sometimes they sneak out. They go cruising in their golf carts. Nobody there cooks, they just eat out. And, they eat the same thing every night------early birds.

Some of the people can't get out past the man in the doll house. The ones who do get out, bring food back to the wrecked center and call it pot luck.

My Grandma says that Grandpa worked all his life to earn his retardment and says I should work hard so I can be retarded someday too.

When I earn my retardment, I want to be the man in the doll house. Then I will let people out so they can visit their grandchildren.
Katganistan
15-03-2009, 18:31
Best wishes on doing what you REALLY want to do from now on, y' lucky dog!
Celtlund II
15-03-2009, 19:38
Best wishes on doing what you REALLY want to do from now on, y' lucky dog!

I'll have more time to hang around NSG and get bombasted for posting pictures of my Hillary shirt. :eek:
Gravlen
15-03-2009, 19:50
Oh dear lord... Keep your guns loaded, you know that shit usually goes down when there's only "two days left to retirement"! :eek2:
Chernobyl-Pripyat
15-03-2009, 20:46
Oh dear lord... Keep your guns loaded, you know that shit usually goes down when there's only "two days left to retirement"! :eek2:

THIS. D:


That even happens in real life.
Anti-Social Darwinism
15-03-2009, 20:55
Yaay! Congrats.

Retirement is the best thing that ever happened to me, I hope it's the same for you.
The Romulan Republic
16-03-2009, 11:08
Congratulations, and best wishes. Happy retirement!
greed and death
16-03-2009, 11:09
sir the investment bank with your retirement funds went under your going to have to keep working.


I mean congrats on your retirement.
Blouman Empire
16-03-2009, 11:21
happy Retardment!

Haha
Ashmoria
16-03-2009, 15:15
wooohooooo! congrats!
greed and death
16-03-2009, 15:16
so what are you buying us all you rich retiree
Bokkiwokki
16-03-2009, 16:45
I'll be fully retired this Friday.

1. Are you going to drive around on the rims until then?

2. So you were fatigued, you're okay now, but you expect to be tired again on friday?

3. Then someone oughta get a you in working order before that!
Boonytopia
17-03-2009, 01:26
Oh dear lord... Keep your guns loaded, you know that shit usually goes down when there's only "two days left to retirement"! :eek2:

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Mendoza!