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you would think someone would've thought this fell into the "It's a very bad idea."

some things don't go well with the phrase "More Power!"

Link (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html)

LEXINGTON PARK, Md. -- Some sexual experimentation landed a southern Maryland woman in a hospital with injuries tough to imagine and even more difficult to forget.

Maryland State Police airlifted the 27-year-old woman to Prince George's County Hospital Center early Sunday morning after she was injured in an incident involving a sex toy attached to a saber saw blade, TheBayNet.com first reported.

The man who called 911 about the incident admitted attaching the sex toy to the saw and then using the high-powered, homemade device on his partner, according to the St. Mary's County Sheriff's Office.

The saw cut through the plastic toy and wounded the woman, according to TheBayNet.com. The injuries were severe enough for medevac, but the woman was released from the hospital Monday and is recovering from her unusual injuries.

Investigators talked to the woman, who told them she suffered the injuries during a consensual act and that she and her partner were trying something new and no crime was committed, the sheriff's office said.

er... ow? :eek2:

you would think someone would've thought this fell into the "It's a very bad idea."

some things don't go well with the phrase "More Power!"

Link (http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/local/Woman-Severely-Injured-in-Sex-ToyPower-Tool-Encounter.html)



er... ow? :eek2:

*quietly removes vibrator from jackhammer*

Yes, the things people do, remarkable.

:$

So the plan for beating the recession by launching the "Penetrator 3000" is on hold.....

Dear God.

Consensual or not, that should be prosecuted.

So the plan for beating the recession by launching the "Penetrator 3000" is on hold.....

Just make sure that it's capable of handling the different voltages when travelling abroad... ;)

Dear God.

Consensual or not, that should be prosecuted.

why do I sense a lawsuit baised on the "But there was no warning about using the saw as a sexual device..." fact...

why do I sense a lawsuit baised on the "But there was no warning about using the saw as a sexual device..." fact...

:D

It would be quite funny if all products ended up carrying such a waiver as a result.

But... but I'm sure I read somewhere that a swedish chainsaw had the warning "Please do not stop blade with hands or genitalia"*


* Who'd had thought a translation error would actualy become relevant to a real life incident. You can't make this shit up.

Dear God.

Consensual or not, that should be prosecuted.
for what, stupidity?
Unfortunately, no-one's worked out how to legislate that out of human existence yet. Mainly cause no-one's found the limit to human stupidity.

Saber saw. Only in America. The pain. The embarrassment. No words to describe this.

Saber saw. Only in America. The pain. The embarrassment. No words to describe this.

http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/sasagsa900e.jpg

Yes, leave the blade on why don't you....

Next, Romantic Recession - feminine hygeine by candle light - you'll need a litre of petrol.....

This is why I always use the right tool for the right job. :)

Her partner won't be getting any for a while.

She should have used this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLahh2yXYNU

Just make sure that it's capable of handling the different voltages when travelling abroad... ;)

Damn you, I didn't want to remember that film.

http://www.tool-net.co.uk/data/tools/sasagsa900e.jpg

Yes, leave the blade on why don't you....

Next, Romantic Recession - feminine hygeine by candle light - you'll need a litre of petrol.....

Eeeep.

The fact that they didn't remove the blade, or at least replace it with something completely non-serrated... I don't get it.

Ah, Top Secret. One of my Top Ten comedies (it halves #7 with Airplane as they were the best Zucker-Abrams films).

GERMAN OFFICER: Apparently your friend was unaware of the higher domestic electrical current used in this country. We found him impaled on this device (holds up scorched and flayed remains of a device called "The Anal Intruder" -- a plastic fist mounted on what looks like a miniature jackhammer). Our surgeons did their best, but it took them three hours to pry the smile off his face.

Absolutely hilarious.

The set-up clip for the above line happens earlier in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XJ35LIebwc&feature=related

She should have used this instead:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLahh2yXYNU

er... that looks similar to what was used actually...

now if it was a power drill with that as an attachment...
which is quite possible to manufacture...


new business model anyone? :D

Yes, the things people do, remarkable.
Having rotated in gynecology and in radiology, I have to agree.

But... but I'm sure I read somewhere that a swedish chainsaw had the warning "Please do not stop blade with hands or genitalia"

Not only did they do something extremely stupid and dangerous, they also ignored a warning label telling them not to do it? Nice.

iNominate for a dishonorable mention in the Darwin Awards. Maybe an actual award, if the injuries rendered her incapable of reproducing.

Ah, Top Secret. One of my Top Ten comedies (it halves #7 with Airplane as they were the best Zucker-Abrams films).

GERMAN OFFICER: Apparently your friend was unaware of the higher domestic electrical current used in this country. We found him impaled on this device (holds up scorched and flayed remains of a device called "The Anal Intruder" -- a plastic fist mounted on what looks like a miniature jackhammer). Our surgeons did their best, but it took them three hours to pry the smile off his face.

Absolutely hilarious.

The set-up clip for the above line happens earlier in the film:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XJ35LIebwc&feature=related


Its the picture on the box that does it....

Its the picture on the box that does it....

Absolutely. The gut-laugh is in the details.