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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc

Yeah, "everybody knows" he's clown. And this guy is POTUS? I'm sure it's all due to not having "much sleep in the last 48 hours". Sure.

This won't end well.

Obama is bumbling idiot

Where's the change Obama?!?!?!?!?!? That *was* a swipe at Bush, if you didn't catch it.

wow, you're so terribly original :rolleyes:

I lol'd

Wow Obama is the Black GW Bush.

wow, you're so terribly original :rolleyes:

More original than "wow, you're so terribly original :rolleyes:"

he's clown.

Then who was phone!???

Then who was phone!???

Filmoar!

Well, we can't all ad lib as well as W. could. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc

Yeah, "everybody knows" he's clown. And this guy is POTUS? I'm sure it's all due to not having "much sleep in the last 48 hours". Sure.

Okay, let's see...

Guy that can't use proper grammar calling someone else an idiot, check...

Guy criticizing Obama because somehow Obama should have all lines of his speech memorized, check...

Guy never criticizing, say, Palin, that's an actual bimbo, check...

Guy insinuating that Obama getting flustered during a speech means something about his ability to govern, check...

What's next? Asking him to give you his 597th birth certificate?

Then who was phone!???

Damn you, I had that.

Okay, let's see...

Guy that can't use proper grammar calling someone else an idiot, check...
I'm Russian. He's not. So with all due respect, piss off.

Guy criticizing Obama because somehow Obama should have all lines of his speech memorized, check...
Guy criticizing him because he cannot even articulate his point without descent into incoherence, check.

Guy never criticizing, say, Palin, check...
What the fuck? Who cares about some MILF?

Guy insinuating that Obama getting flustered during a speech means something about his ability to govern, check...
Yeah, if he cannot maintain ability to think due to "lack of sleep" it does say something about his "ability to govern"...

This vid is pretty old btw.

Honestly people, don't bother, isn't this guy the one banned about a week ago for being an admitted long-term troll.

It's as tedious to see people thinking there's anything gained in beating a troll as it is to see the trolling.

I'm Russian. He's not. So with all due respect, piss off.


Guy criticizing him because he cannot even articulate his point without descent into incoherence, check.


What the fuck? Who cares about some MILF?


Yeah, if he cannot maintain ability to think due to "lack of sleep" it does say something about his "ability to govern"...

1- That's really not all due respect. And I'm Brazilian. So, yeah.

2- At ONE speech. Your point?

3- The MILF in question failed to articulate ANYTHING. She's called Bible Spice for a reason.

4- Given how poorly you're posting, I'm either assuming you yourself are lacking sleep or you'd fare WAY worse than him if you lacked it.

you manage to put together...what, 45 seconds of Obama fumbling in...what...an hour long town hall meeting?

This is truly the best you can do? Fail

It's as tedious to see people thinking there's anything gained in beating a troll as it is to see the trolling.

Amen. There is no 'beating' a troll. There is only feeding and ignoring.

Yeah, if he cannot maintain ability to think due to "lack of sleep" it does say something about his "ability to govern"...

What? Obama can't transcend basic human requirements?

Where's the change, Obama?

This is just gonna be another Fort Sumter, I can tell.

Guy never criticizing, say, Palin, that's an actual bimbo, check...
Palin quit being worthy of comment in November '08, this poster didn't join until last month. There is no reason for him to comment on her.
Your post didn't comment on Pol Pot, am I too conclude that you approve of the wholesale slaughter of Cambodians because you don't state an opposition to him in every post?

What? Obama can't transcend basic human requirements?
His batteries need changed, is all.

That's what he's been trying to tell us for nigh-on a year.

Honestly people, don't bother, isn't this guy the one banned about a week ago for being an admitted long-term troll.
Delusional. I did not "admit" to anything.

It's as tedious to see people thinking there's anything gained in beating a troll as it is to see the trolling.
HAH! Beating me? A laugh!

so let's make this thread useful. Who saw The Daily Show tonight?

1- That's really not all due respect. And I'm Brazilian. So, yeah.
Congrats dude.

2- At ONE speech. Your point?
Also ONE speech in which he has no assistance from people telling oh so "charismatic" Obama what to say, how to say it &c.

3- The MILF in question failed to articulate ANYTHING. She's called Bible Spice for a reason.
Dude, I don't care. If you've got Palin problem go get podium and rant about her.

4- Given how poorly you're posting, I'm either assuming you yourself are lacking sleep or you'd fare WAY worse than him if you lacked it.
Hehe let him try debate me in Russian.

you manage to put together...what, 45 seconds of Obama fumbling in...what...an hour long town hall meeting?

This is truly the best you can do? Fail
Sorry to attack faith in your god. Tremble, for he is mortal. Like the song goes, "I don't fight, I don't argue... Got problems, I'll solve em... I hit dat bitch with a bottle..."


What? Obama can't transcend basic human requirements?

Where's the change, Obama?

This is just gonna be another Fort Sumter, I can tell.
He can't live up to presidential requirements...

Palin quit being worthy of comment in November '08, this poster didn't join until last month. There is no reason for him to comment on her.
Your post didn't comment on Pol Pot, am I too conclude that you approve of the wholesale slaughter of Cambodians because you don't state an opposition to him in every post?
I guess they have some problem with Palin I failed to articulate. That must make me Republican nut or something similar. Anything outside their narrow, simplistic, hermetically sealed worldview qualifies.

You know, there's a difference between a Russian speaking English, and an English speaker talking like he's seen a Russian speak English on TV.

so let's make this thread useful. Who saw The Daily Show tonight?

Eh, it was alright. I missed the first 10 minutes, though. The skit about First Ladies and Mrs. Obama was funny, though, funny in the series-of-chuckles kind of way. I also just realized that that correspondent is also in Flight of the Conchords.

so let's make this thread useful. Who saw The Daily Show tonight?
I don't watch it until the second broadcast (in about 1.5 hours), so if you spoil it for me I will kill you. Horribly.
Or maybe I'll just whine about how you completely ruined my experience by revealing crucial punchline details.

so let's make this thread useful. Who saw The Daily Show tonight?
I'll have none of your time traveling tom-foolery. It is not on for another two hours, dammit, to the devil with your witchcraftery.

Eh, it was alright. I missed the first 10 minutes, though. The skit about First Ladies and Mrs. Obama was funny, though, funny in the series-of-chuckles kind of way. I also just realized that that correspondent is also in Flight of the Conchords.

actually the first 10 minutes were the best part, when he TOTALLY went off on Jim Kramer.

You know, there's a difference between a Russian speaking English, and an English speaker talking like he's seen a Russian speak English on TV.
:rolleyes: I speak Russian fluently, but if you got nothing but ad homines please refrain from posting.

:rolleyes: I speak Russian fluently, but if you got nothing but ad homines please refrain from posting.

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I).

Yeah, if he cannot maintain ability to think due to "lack of sleep" it does say something about his "ability to govern"...

Yes, many medical studies show that sleep is one of the least important bodily needs, and has little effect on the brain's ability to process and recollect.

Or: At least he started with the ability to think.

i've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=my5qjhzcz2i).

У меня большой член. :$

You know, there's a difference between a Russian speaking English, and an English speaker talking like he's seen a Russian speak English on TV.

If TV and a year of Russian have taught me anything, and I think they haven't, it's that there's no difference between Russian and English except for a lack of articles. I mean, except for lack of articles.

Я знаю говорить по-русски, американский идиот.

У меня большой член. :$

I really couldn't care less about the lies you say about your penis.

Ya znaio govorit' po-russkij, amerkanskij idyiot

Uh-huh. And I took a year of Russian four years ago and I can read that, horrible Romanization and all, so that doesn't prove much except that we both know basic words. Hurray.

Я знаю говорить по-русски, американский идиот.

now say nuclear wessel!

now say nuclear wessel!

хочешь сосать его?

NUKULAR! :eek:

хочешь сосать его?

I assure you, you have never seen enough money.

actually the first 10 minutes were the best part, when he TOTALLY went off on Jim Kramer.

Ah...I almost feel bad for the guy; outside of his silly show and his poor investment advice, he seems like a nice guy.

This is another example of people defending Obama, but if Bush has done this, they'd be all "OMG THIS PROVES BUSH IS AN IDIOTZ LOL!!!!11!!!!"

This is another example of people defending Obama, but if Bush has done this, they'd be all "OMG THIS PROVES BUSH IS AN IDIOTZ LOL!!!!11!!!!"

what color is your crystal ball?

Mine's purple.

This vid is pretty old btw.

"no wonder he wont debate McCain"

heh

what color is your crystal ball?

Mine's purple.

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

Mine's blue.

I've yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mY5qJHZCz2I).

I challenged a bullet to a chess tournament and won 12 games to 8. :)

If TV and a year of Russian have taught me anything, and I think they haven't, it's that there's no difference between Russian and English except for a lack of articles. I mean, except for lack of articles.

When you get down to it, that is really only big thing. America and Russia... not so different.

...How is wife?

This is another example of people defending Obama, but if Bush has done this, they'd be all "OMG THIS PROVES BUSH IS AN IDIOTZ LOL!!!!11!!!!"

No, they wouldn't, because there already exists ample proof that Bush is, at the very least, not smart enough to lead a nation, and probably not smart enough to lead his shadow.

When, on the other hand, there is ample evidence that an individual IS intelligent and capable, most people are willing to shrug off a few normal mistakes speaking as, you know... normal mistakes.

When you get down to it, that is really only big thing. America and Russia... not so different.

...How is wife?

In Siberia, with moose and squirrel for crime of bad Russian accent.

No, they wouldn't, because there already exists ample proof that Bush is, at the very least, not smart enough to lead a nation, and probably not smart enough to lead his shadow.
If Bush were really as stupid as people like to pretend, he wouldn't have gotten away with half the shit he did. He adopted the folksy, bumbling demeanor in order to keep people off their guard, and it worked beautifully.

Unfortunately, I fear that the internet and prevalence of political comedy shows has set us all up for "President X mispronounces 'Ham Sandwich,' what a moron"-updates every day until the end of the world.

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

One represents 8 years, the other a 50 second excerpt of him losing his place in a speech, over an hour long?

Mine's blue.

You keep talking about that. I suggest less time on the internet, more time learning how to get laid.

In Siberia, with moose and squirrel for crime of bad Russian accent.

In Soviet Russia, bad russian accent has You!

...


...i feel so dirty

In Siberia, with moose and squirrel for crime of bad Russian accent.

please show us whereabouts of secret documents.

...i feel so dirty

Isn't that pretty much your default state?

Isn't that pretty much your default state?

we need to wash him.

Like lettuce. Like dirty, dirty lettuce.

Isn't that pretty much your default state?

Yep. :)

we need to wash him.

Like lettuce. Like dirty, dirty lettuce.

:eek:

*drops a canister of Crazy Purple Knockout Gas and runs*

we need to wash him.

Like lettuce. Like dirty, dirty lettuce.

Ahahaha.

I dunno, I think I like being NSG's resident dirty lettuce. I mean, how many dirty lettuces does one forum really need? Can't LG be, like, a dirty rutabaga instead? :tongue:

:eek:

*drops a canister of Crazy Purple Knockout Gas and runs, into a wall*

Fixed

Ahahaha.

I dunno, I think I like being NSG's resident dirty lettuce. I mean, how many dirty lettuces does one forum really need? Can't LG be, like, a dirty rutabaga instead? :tongue:

I think if I were a vegetable, I'd be a tomato.

Fixed

*bounces off like a rubber ball*

Not the first time I've run into walls, buddy. ;)

I think if I were a vegetable, I'd be a tomato.

don't you fucking start on that.

Hey, are you aware that due to a United States Supreme Court decision, tomatoes are vegetables?

Congrats dude.


Also ONE speech in which he has no assistance from people telling oh so "charismatic" Obama what to say, how to say it &c.

Dude, I don't care. If you've got Palin problem go get podium and rant about her.


Hehe let him try debate me in Russian.


Sorry to attack faith in your god. Tremble, for he is mortal. Like the song goes, "I don't fight, I don't argue... Got problems, I'll solve em... I hit dat bitch with a bottle..."



He can't live up to presidential requirements...


I guess they have some problem with Palin I failed to articulate. That must make me Republican nut or something similar. Anything outside their narrow, simplistic, hermetically sealed worldview qualifies.

Yes, Obama is truly an idiot. He's an idiot that EARNED his way into Harvard Law School and EARNED the right to be the first black President of their Law Review. He then went on to earn his way to becoming President of the United States with no familial influence whatsoever. Yeah, that Obama is sure a bumbling idiot. You win!

I think if I were a vegetable, I'd be a tomato.

But tomatoes aren't---

Ah. I see what you did there.

don't you fucking start on that.

Hey, are you aware that due to a United States Supreme Court decision, tomatoes are vegetables?

Yep, I factored that fruit/vegetable controversy into my decision. I also factored in that squishy stuff in the middle, the way it squirts you in the eye sometimes when you try to cut it and even La Tomatina. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Tomatina)

I am clearly a tomato. *nod*

...

Wat?!

Yep, I factored that fruit/vegetable controversy into my decision. I also factored in that squishy stuff in the middle, the way it squirts you in the eye sometimes when you try to cut it and even La Tomatina. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/La_Tomatina)

I am clearly a tomato. *nod*

Probably an overripe one being thrown at someone, at that. :p

Yes, Obama is truly an idiot. He's an idiot that EARNED his way into Harvard Law School and EARNED the right to be the first black President of their Law Review. He then went on to earn his way to becoming President of the United States with no familial influence whatsoever. Yeah, that Obama is sure a bumbling idiot. You win!

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though. Spare your banal appeal to authority.

If TV and a year of Russian have taught me anything, and I think they haven't, it's that there's no difference between Russian and English except for a lack of articles. I mean, except for lack of articles.

The languages differ fundamentally. E.g. my language uses cases, of which English has none, and it distinguishes between perfective and imperfective verbs.

Delusional. I did not "admit" to anything.
I wouldn't admit to anything either, if I had your level of talent.
HAH! Beating me? A laugh!
oh, so that what it was. Thank you for telling us. I've often wondered what 'Hah!' meant. Cheers for clearing that up. You certainly are a mine of information.

The languages differ fundamentally. E.g. my language uses cases, of which English has none, and it distinguishes between perfective and imperfective verbs.

Your dialect also appears to lack the capacity for irony, which, considering the works of such influential authors as Gogol and Pasternak, is... ironic.

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

Obama didn't start an unnecessary war.

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though. Spare this banal appeal to authority.

There is a slight difference between "people who not only get into but also do extraordinarily well at Harvard Law are not, typically, idiots" and "OBAMA IS A GOD." Subtle, I know, but you might be able to pick it up if you try.

There is a slight difference between "people who not only get into but also do extraordinary well at Harvard Law are not, typically, idiots" and "OBAMA IS A GOD." Subtle, I know, but you might be able to pick it up if you try.

You should put a disclaimer on that. Heavy lifting can cause injuries.

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though. Spare your banal appeal to authority.

To quote the end of the movie Wanted, "What the fuck have you done lately?"

Probably an overripe one being thrown at someone, at that. :p

*sniffs self*

Yeah, probably. ;)

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though. Spare your banal appeal to authority.

now now, we were having a perfectly nice thread without you. I do not believe you were invited.

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though.

You make really silly assumptions. Barack Obama is a man just like anyone else. He is foulable and has admitted to making mistakes throughout his life. I was merely pointing out to you that he is a very bright man with a well reasoned intellect. Now you can continue frothing at the mouth and pretending like you want to debate if you'd like. He got in, was named the President of their law review, and went on to become a Senator and POTUS. I'd say that's a nice record of accomplishments. Instead of clerking for the USSC he chose to serve those less fortunate than himself. This is an honorable task.

I'd also like to inform you that you scare no one here. I am a decorated former Marine who had a fun 15 month trip to the dessert. I've been shot with a weapon you should be familiar with, the AK-47. I sent that man to his grave from my backside with my side piece with three shots to the chest and 2 right to the face. I took care of another in close combat with my K-Bar. I did this all while serving GWB, a man I did not vote for. In America we elect our representatives and live with the consequences. I am proud to have Mr. Obama as our POTUS and CinC. Now contribute something meaningful or sodder off. I am no longer feeding this troll.

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though. Spare your banal appeal to authority.

This begins to get tiresome.

Look at yourself, talking on an Internet forum about ONE speech by Obama, without considering that he was much better than the one viable alternative.

You claim Obama is inarticulate, yet here you are using idiotic appeals to "Führer" (With an Umlaut. Hard, huh?) and asking if you should deify him.

And YOU have the balls to criticize HIS speaking style? YOU?

Come on. Upon having your English corrected by a Brazilian you tried to weasel out of it by saying you're Russian. Upon having the many flaws in your argument pointed out, you proceeded to compare Obama to Adolf motherfucking Hitler. It doesn't get much lower than that in the quality scale of discussions.

And YOU call HIM inarticulate? You argue like a ten-year-old!

I am a decorated former Marine who had a fun 15 month trip to the dessert.

Ohh, which, chocolate cake, pecan pie, jelly & ice cream?






I have to, it's the law.


And YOU call HIM inarticulate? You argue like a ten-year-old!

His entire point is to argue like a 10-year old.

I like destructive personalities. They make life more interesting. It's sometimes said that the best practical jokes are those that everyone can laugh at. That's simply not true. The best practical jokes are the ones where a manager of minimum wage burger flippers is tricked into strip searching employees or where someone ends up dead. But in a funny way.

Ohh, which, chocolate cake, pecan pie, jelly & ice cream?






I have to, it's the law.

My apologies Sir, it's 1:20 in the morning here and I'm suffering from insomnia. That's my Obama defense! :) Boohoo, I'm tired.

His entire point is to argue like a 10-year old.

Point.

My apologies Sir, it's 1:20 in the morning here and I'm suffering from insomnia. That's my Obama defense! :) Boohoo, I'm tired.

2:20 AM here.

I'm just that good.

My apologies Sir, it's 1:20 in the morning here and I'm suffering from insomnia. That's my Obama defense! :) Boohoo, I'm tired.

I don't need the reasons, I simply have to act, I'm sure as a Marine you can understand that.

:)

And YOU call HIM inarticulate? You argue like a ten-year-old!
You, sir, insult ten-year-olds everywhere.

I don't need the reasons, I simply have to act, I'm sure as a Marine you can understand that.

:)

Affirmative Sir. Time to take some Nyquil and hit the rack. H2, stop gloating. We all know you are a draconian creature that lives at night.

You, sir, insult ten-year-olds everywhere.

*Teleports back from Bujumbura, where he just called a ten-year-old ugly*

No I don't!

*Teleports to Tallinn to call a ten-year-old a liar*

Mint title, idiot.

H2, stop gloating. We all know you are a draconian creature that lives at night.

>.>

<.<

You know too much.

*Offs Liuzzo*

Obama didn't start an unnecessary war.

You know, at this point you're like a girlfriend who keeps bringing up one thing over and over, until the boyfriend gets tired of if and murders her.

Let...it...go.

You know, at this point you're like a girlfriend who keeps bringing up one thing over and over, until the boyfriend gets tired of if and murders her.

Let...it...go.

Look. My point is, until Obama screws up BADLY, he gets a better treatment than Bush.

Wow, he got into Harvard Law school, perhaps I should deify him too? No. I am sorry for interrupting your scheduled worship of your Fuhrer though. Spare your banal appeal to authority.

Where did you go to law school? Costco?

You know, at this point you're like a girlfriend who keeps bringing up one thing over and over, until the boyfriend gets tired of if and murders her.

....that's how you end that analogy?

Dude, get help.

You know, at this point you're like a girlfriend who keeps bringing up one thing over and over, until the boyfriend gets tired of if and murders her.

Let...it...go.

Chris Brown is that you? Come on Wilgrove, we all know there's a whole lot more clusterfucking than this one thing. It just happens to be the biggest fuck up over the 8 years.

Edit: I'll take Rhianna off your hands so you don't have to work out that pimp hand anymore

You know, at this point you're like a girlfriend who keeps bringing up one thing over and over, until the boyfriend gets tired of if and murders her.

You know, most people would have ended this simile with "and dumps her."

You know, most people would have ended this simile with "and dumps her."

am I the only one who reads Willie's posts and gets the occasional "it puts the lotion on its skin" vibe?

Mint title, idiot.

*smacks on nose*

behave. ;)

Where did you go to law school? Costco?

his father got him in.

his father got him in.

More power to him. All I got to do there was greet people.


I love you.


Granted, it was much better than that job at Starbucks. That always just made me feel so....dirty.

More power to him. All I got to do there was greet people.


I love you.

Okay, once is ignorable, twice is just annoying. Explain yourselves

Granted, it was much better than that job at Starbucks. That always just made me feel so....dirty.

Wait, are you sure you're not talking about the OTHER job that's in every corner?

You know, most people would have ended this simile with "and dumps her."

Blue balls syndrome causes murder.

Look. My point is, until Obama screws up BADLY, he gets a better treatment than Bush.

Yea, but comon at some point you're going to have to move on.

....that's how you end that analogy?

Dude, get help.

Please, what fun would it be if I was a normal, functioning adult in society?

Chris Brown is that you? Come on Wilgrove, we all know there's a whole lot more clusterfucking than this one thing. It just happens to be the biggest fuck up over the 8 years.

Edit: I'll take Rhianna off your hands so you don't have to work out that pimp hand anymore

I'm not saying Iraq wasn't a Cluster fuck, I'm just tired of H2 always bringing it up. He hasn't stopped bringing it up when he got his feelings hurt by some guys in a chat room. I thought that once the government proves him right he'd quiet down, but nope.

You know, most people would have ended this simile with "and dumps her."

Once again, boring.

Blue balls syndrome causes murder.

Only if the victims are hookers and crack whores. *nod*

Look. My point is, until Obama screws up BADLY, he gets a better treatment than Bush.
Even some of his supporters are saying he's fumbling the economic recovery. He's using this scare to fast-track his domestic agenda in much the same way that Bush used 9/11 to fast-track his foreign agenda. The more things change...

I think if I were a vegetable, I'd be a tomato.

No LG. You're a turnip.

Even some of his supporters are saying he's fumbling the economic recovery. He's using this scare to fast-track his domestic agenda in much the same way that Bush used 9/11 to fast-track his foreign agenda. The more things change...

Even assuming you to be right, an assumption in and of itself, the bolded is change enough for me.

Okay, once is ignorable, twice is just annoying. Explain yourselves
You see, a pimp's love is very different from that of a square...
Wait, are you sure you're not talking about the OTHER job that's in every corner?
Now where is Neo when I need him....

So we all agree Impeach Obama just to be on the safe Side that he is not Bush III in disguise.

I sent that man to his grave from my backside with my side piece with three shots to the chest and 2 right to the face.

You held and fired a gun... in your backside? :eek:

Even assuming you to be right, an assumption in and of itself, the bolded is change enough for me.
That's a pretty selfish attitude you have there. Do you also advocate the abolition of homeless shelters, you niggardly niggard?

That's a pretty selfish attitude you have there. Do you also advocate the abolition of homeless shelters, you niggardly niggard?

I'm Brazilian. What the US does within its borders isn't my business. What the US does abroad is mine and everyone's business.

But no, I don't advocate the abolition of homeless shelters.

I'm Russian. He's not. So with all due respect, piss off.


So why the fuck do you care about our president? Maybe you should worry about your own fucked up government.

Just because he messes up in a speech, he's the worst president ever? You're fucking stupid.

So why the fuck do you care about our president? Maybe you should worry about your own fucked up government.

Just because he messes up in a speech, he's the worst president ever? You're fucking stupid.

Now, now. Do calm down, grasshopper. Don't flame the troll, it's what he wants and the mods don't like it.

*smacks on nose*

behave. ;)

Heh, sorry.

Bit disappointed though. Came back to NSG and that was the first thing I saw. :mad:

That's a pretty selfish attitude you have there. Do you also advocate the abolition of homeless shelters, you niggardly niggard?

Wtf?

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

Mine's blue.

People cracked up about Bushisms because Bush made them all the time, in almost every other speech.

Obama has only stumbled like this once or twice. He has yet to approach anywhere near the level of a Bushism.

Wtf?

The actual meaning of those words imply selfishness or meanness, IIRC.

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

Uh, because this is one time, and the 'stumble' does not produce a funny.

When Obama messes up often enough and hilariously enough to fill several volumes and when this actually defines a new word - say, 'Obamism' - then maybe we can talk. Right now though... this is just pathetic, and really reaching.

Uh, because this is one time, and the 'stumble' does not produce a funny.


It made me laugh, pretty cringe worthy.

Heh, sorry.

Bit disappointed though. Came back to NSG and that was the first thing I saw. :mad:

Just don't want to see one of the better members of the site get into trouble for something stupid.:)

The actual meaning of those words imply selfishness or meanness, IIRC.

Really? Well, I should hope so.

Just don't want to see one of the better members of the site get into trouble for something stupid.:)

Ahh, pfft. I'm not worthy of that praise. But I'll take it anyway haha.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDJSVPAx8xc

Yeah, "everybody knows" he's clown. And this guy is POTUS? I'm sure it's all due to not having "much sleep in the last 48 hours". Sure.

haha .. I see

I hope he does well and what needs improving, gets improved .. and what needs stopped gets stopped, what needs started gets started.

Well, we can't all ad lib as well as W. could. ;)

I want to see that movie.. it's Redbox Wednesday tomorrow.. maybe I can get it for free!

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

Easy one is Bush and the other is Obama. One is cool and the other is uncool.

Please, people on here were cracking up about Bush's Bushism, and yes I was among them. How is that any different from Obama's stumbling?

Mine's blue.

give him sometime to make a few more. then we will have Obamaism to make fun of.

What the fuck? Who cares about some MILF?



But... but... she can see Russia from her house!

But... but... she can see Russia from her house!

And it Russia better hope she doesn't decide to hunt it from a helicopter. ;)

And it Russia better hope she doesn't decide to hunt it from a helicopter. ;)

unfortunately for Clinton Russian for reset and launch is the same. that being said they took Clinton button diplomacy as a challenge and the missiles are due to land in 20 minutes. nice knowing you NSG.

unfortunately for Clinton Russian for reset and launch is the same. that being said they took Clinton button diplomacy as a challenge and the missiles are due to land in 20 minutes. nice knowing you NSG.

Fortunately for all of us, I had a Staples "Easy Button" handy and I turned all the missiles into laser printers. :D


*gets hit in the head with a flying laser printer*

unfortunately for Clinton Russian for reset and launch is the same. that being said they took Clinton button diplomacy as a challenge and the missiles are due to land in 20 minutes. nice knowing you NSG.
In your sincere attempt to be a hypocritical ass apparently you confused the words "launch" and "overload"

Fortunately for all of us, I had a Staples "Easy Button" handy and I turned all the missiles into laser printers. :D


*gets hit in the head with a flying laser printer*

owww new laser printers. i need me one of them. i guess i have to fight for the one targeted at Houston.

*gets hit in the head with a flying laser printer*

With Putin's special Polonium cartridges no doubt.

With Putin's special Polonium cartridges no doubt.

hey it makes the ink glow at night.

This won't end well.

No, it won't.

I don't really get why this thread about what vegetable you would be has such a misleading title?

Anyway I would be purple sprouting broccoli.

I am clearly the forum potato.

I am clearly the forum potato.What am I? :(

What am I? :(

They don't have vegetables in Alabama.

They don't have vegetables in Alabama.:eek::eek::eek: WHAT HAVE I BEEN EATING!?

you can't judge obama too much yet. his presidency is less than 2 months old

:eek::eek::eek: WHAT HAVE I BEEN EATING!?

Very strange animals. Alabama carrots are actually orange gophers.
you can't judge obama too much yet. his presidency is less than 2 months old
Don't be silly, we can judge Obama's whole life by a few seconds of video.

Very strange animals. Alabama carrots are actually orange gophers.... :eek2:
I am now severely disturbed.

What am I? :(

I am asking the same question.

... :eek2:
I am now severely disturbed.

I done good :)

I am asking the same question.I found out that I don't want to know. :(

I done good :)Too good! :( :p

Ahh, pfft. I'm not worthy of that praise. But I'll take it anyway haha.

haha...fine. One of the members who entertains me.

You held and fired a gun... in your backside? :eek:

Not that I think you are serious, but... Once I was hit I moved my way to the corner of the room to inspect my wound and its severity. I then, while in the seated position fired my weapon on target and eliminated the threat.

This won't end well.Gee... and your first clue was... :tongue:

I think if I were a vegetable, I'd be a tomato. not a Tomeato?

You know, most people would have ended this simile with "and dumps her."
that's the abridged version. the normal length has him dumping her, she stalking him, then there's the court restraining order on her, the threats and it ends up with her confronting him over the body of his new Girlfriend and they get into a huge fight with guns and explosions and he ends up tossing her over the balcony into the spike lined chandeller below.

Yeah, "everybody knows" he's clown. And this guy is POTUS? I'm sure it's all due to not having "much sleep in the last 48 hours". Sure.

Do you want to know what I think of a person who yells "idiot"... AND fails to use an indefinite article where it's needed, like in "Obama is" (missing article) "bumbling idiot"?
Ask me!

By the way, the Oxford Advanced Learner's doesn't report anything between "bum" and "bumble-bee" (where "bumble" should be), nor between "bumble-bee" and "bump" (where "bumbling" should be). Shouldn't it be "bubbling" instead?

Yes, it's me, the Grammar Fascist. :)

By the way, the Oxford Advanced Learner's doesn't report anything between "bum" and "bumble-bee" (where "bumble" should be), nor between "bumble-bee" and "bump" (where "bumbling" should be). Shouldn't it be "bubbling" instead?


This time the dictionary is overly abridged or something, then, because "bumbling" is a real, if not terribly common word. See: http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/bumbling

By the way, the Oxford Advanced Learner's doesn't report anything between "bum" and "bumble-bee" (where "bumble" should be), nor between "bumble-bee" and "bump" (where "bumbling" should be). Shouldn't it be "bubbling" instead?
*checks his Concise OED*

I have a number of words between 'bum' and 'bumblebee', including 'bumble', 'to act or speak in an awkward or confused manner'.

EDIT: It's a valid Scrabble word. Case closed. :P

....that's how you end that analogy?

Dude, get help.

am I the only one who reads Willie's posts and gets the occasional "it puts the lotion on its skin" vibe?

Good to know I wasn't the only one seeing that.

:eek::eek::eek: WHAT HAVE I BEEN EATING!?

It's people. Alabama vegetables are made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them! You tell everybody. Listen to me, Gauntleted Fist. You've gotta tell them! Alabama vegetables are people! We've gotta stop them somehow!

am I the only one who reads Willie's posts and gets the occasional "it puts the lotion on its skin" vibe?

I get it from almost all his posts. Especially his more misogynistic ones.

It's people. Alabama vegetables are made out of people. They're making our food out of people. Next thing they'll be breeding us like cattle for food. You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them! You tell everybody. Listen to me, Gauntleted Fist. You've gotta tell them! Alabama vegetables are people! We've gotta stop them somehow!OH, NOEZ! :eek:
I'll do whatever I can, Geniasis!

*checks his Concise OED*

I have a number of words between 'bum' and 'bumblebee', including 'bumble', 'to act or speak in an awkward or confused manner'.

EDIT: It's a valid Scrabble word. Case closed. :P

The Oxford Advanced Learner's stands corrected.
*slaps on the dictonary cover* Take that!

The Oxford Advanced Learner's stands corrected.
*slaps on the dictonary cover* Take that!
Pity your dictionary!

It's not surprising a Learner's edition doesn't have a world like 'bumble'.

Pity your dictionary!

It's not surprising a Learner's edition doesn't have a world like 'bumble'.

No pity for it. It's going to be fired without advice after years of good service, go rust on the shelf, and I'll get a newer, more extensive substitute.

MUAHAHA. I i$ evil kapitali$t.

haha...fine. One of the members who entertains me.

Again something difficult to live up to.. I guess I'll have to spend a bit more time on General now, shucks. :)

Don't you love how a predictably violent argument about politics can turn into a predictably violent discussion about grammar.

Don't you love how a predictably violent argument about politics can turn into a predictably violent discussion about grammar.

This. is. NSG!!!!

This is NSG.

Nah it's just that grammar is really cool....

Wait what? It's no wonder I hold that point of view and am on NSG? Oh, gotcha.

This. is. NSG!!!!

Fixed.

Fixed.

Ah, thank you... Going back to edit.

I take issue with this thread. Palin is most certainly not a MILF by any definition of the acronym. Everybody, stop saying such before I PIMP (that's Puke In My Porridge; invention of crazy acronyms on the spot for the win!)

Don't you love how a predictably violent argument about politics can turn into a predictably violent discussion about grammar.We were discussing VOCABULARY, damnit!

We were discussing VOCABULARY, damnit!

It reminds me so much of your avatar.

obama may be president, but he's human! and part of his humanness is making mistakes! people, haven't you ever stumbled when talking? He may be powerful, but give the man a break! he is a famous person, but that does not mean he's perfect!

obama may be president, but he's human! and part of his humanness is making mistakes! people, haven't you ever stumbled when talking? He may be powerful, but give the man a break! he is a famous person, but that does not mean he's perfect!

Doesn't mean we can't laugh at it.

don't you fucking start on that.

Hey, are you aware that due to a United States Supreme Court decision, tomatoes are vegetables?
buuuh

What?

I've heard that under Reagan, ketchup was considered a vegetable with regards to school lunches....

Ah yes... http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2517/did-the-reagan-era-usda-really-classify-ketchup-as-a-vegetable
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

buuuh

What?

I've heard that under Reagan, ketchup was considered a vegetable with regards to school lunches....

Ah yes... http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2517/did-the-reagan-era-usda-really-classify-ketchup-as-a-vegetable
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

I remember I did a thread about this a few years ago which got surprisingly and hysterically heated. I think the supreme court ruling had something to do with import/export of tomatoes and how vegetables and fruits are taxed differently, or something...

buuuh

What?

I've heard that under Reagan, ketchup was considered a vegetable with regards to school lunches....

Ah yes... http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/2517/did-the-reagan-era-usda-really-classify-ketchup-as-a-vegetable
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ketchup_as_a_vegetable

And in Clinton's time Salsa was a vegetable. The article explained it pretty well as a rushed change to a system because kids tended to throw away their vegis wasting federal money.

I remember I did a thread about this a few years ago which got surprisingly and hysterically heated. I think the supreme court ruling had something to do with import/export of tomatoes and how vegetables and fruits are taxed differently, or something...

aye, Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). Issue was a tariff act which imposed a import duty on vegetables, but not fruits. The issue was whether the duty applied to tomatoes, technically fruits.

The supreme court found that since the act didn't define "vegetable", and common use of the term included tomatoes, then tomatoes were covered by the statute.

Thus, as a matter of law, the Supreme Court declared tomatoes to be vegetables.

Doesn't mean we can't laugh at it.
why do we find other peoples mistakes so funny? or when someone says he's a mutt or "yes, i'm a lefty. get used to it."?

why do we find other peoples mistakes so funny? or when someone says he's a mutt or "yes, i'm a lefty. get used to it."?

did someone forget his Ritalin today?

did someone forget his Ritalin today?
i don't have ADHD. how would you like it if someone laughed at your mistakes? grrr. scratchs neo art

aye, Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). Issue was a tariff act which imposed a import duty on vegetables, but not fruits. The issue was whether the duty applied to tomatoes, technically fruits.

The supreme court found that since the act didn't define "vegetable", and common use of the term included tomatoes, then tomatoes were covered by the statute.

Thus, as a matter of law, the Supreme Court declared tomatoes to be vegetables.

That is just the best....

aye, Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). Issue was a tariff act which imposed a import duty on vegetables, but not fruits. The issue was whether the duty applied to tomatoes, technically fruits.

The supreme court found that since the act didn't define "vegetable", and common use of the term included tomatoes, then tomatoes were covered by the statute.

Thus, as a matter of law, the Supreme Court declared tomatoes to be vegetables.That's amazing.

be nice to the kitty or she will scratch.

bye everyone. nice knowing you

Doesn't mean we can't laugh at it.

In a way I hope more of this happens. Say what you want about Bush, he was good for a laugh.

aye, Nix v. Hedden, 149 U.S. 304 (1893). Issue was a tariff act which imposed a import duty on vegetables, but not fruits. The issue was whether the duty applied to tomatoes, technically fruits.

The supreme court found that since the act didn't define "vegetable", and common use of the term included tomatoes, then tomatoes were covered by the statute.

Thus, as a matter of law, the Supreme Court declared tomatoes to be vegetables.

Tomatoes are fruits because they have their seeds inside them. This is a matter of science.

You can't change reality by changing the law..

Tomatoes are fruits because they have their seeds inside them. This is a matter of science.

You can't change reality by changing the law..But the definition of "what is" can be changed, apparently.

Tomatoes are fruits because they have their seeds inside them. This is a matter of science.

You can't change reality by changing the law..

well, yes, that's true. It's also not what the courts were saying.

well, yes, that's true. It's also not what the courts were saying.

But the definition of "what is" can be changed, apparently.

*puts fingers in ears and sings loudly* na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Tomatoes are fruits because they have their seeds inside them. This is a matter of science.

You can't change reality by changing the law..

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

Well, we can't all ad lib as well as W. could. ;)

I think that Obama needs some help in the vetting department.

http://www.politico.com/blogs/bensmith/0309/FBI_raids_office_of_DC_CTO_Obama_appointee.html

At this rate, Obama will hold the record for appointing tax cheats and other criminals.

bye everyone. nice knowing you

Wait, wat?

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.

*writes down*

Knowledge is knowing that tomatoes are fruit, wisdom is not putting them in a fruit salad.I quoted Smunkee, and ended up with you.

WTF.

*puts fingers in ears and sings loudly* na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-naBetter. And I lol'd. :p

*writes down*

That said, throwing rotten fruit at bad performers often includes tomatoes. Damned annoying fruitables.

*puts fingers in ears and sings loudly* na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

Look, sometimes fruits identify as vegetables and you can't blame them for that. They were born that way and damn it, they deserve their happiness. Who does it hurt? WHO DOES IT HURT?

I never asked to be filled with seeds....

I never asked to be filled with seeds....

Well next time you won't pass out before me, will you?

Wait, wat?
what? i thought i was gonna be perma-banned cause i lacerated neo art with my claws.

Tomatoes are fruits because they have their seeds inside them. This is a matter of science.

You can't change reality by changing the law..

the issue is that there are two distinct definitions of fruit, and several more for vegetable.

Well next time you won't pass out before me, will you?

*cries*

what? i thought i was gonna be perma-banned cause i lacerated neo art with my claws.

What. The. Fuck?

the issue is that there are two distinct definitions of fruit, and several more for vegetable.

A fruit is a ripened ovary of a flowering plant. There are no other biological definitions that I know of. If you are talking about colloquial definitions, they are irrelevant.

What. The. Fuck?You missed the part where she did the whole "scratches Neo Art" thing, huh? (Don't ask me, I just read the words on the screen.)
i don't have ADHD. how would you like it if someone laughed at your mistakes? grrr. scratchs neo art
In response to:did someone forget his Ritalin today?

A fruit is a ripened ovary of a flowering plant. There are no other biological definitions that I know of. If you are talking about colloquial definitions, they are irrelevant.

not in law they're not. Colloquial definitions go before dictionary ones. The law is written for people, not dictionaries.

not in law they're not. Colloquial definitions go before dictionary ones. The law is written for people, not dictionaries.

I'm above the law.

what? i thought i was gonna be perma-banned cause i lacerated neo art with my claws.

The only bad thing that happened when you scratched Neo is that you probably have to buy a new monitor.

I'm above the law.

Your constitution rights mean nothing, now where is the foot?!

Your constitution rights mean nothing, now where is the foot?!

Why are you so mean???

A fruit is a ripened ovary of a flowering plant. There are no other biological definitions that I know of. If you are talking about colloquial definitions, they are irrelevant.

not to laws based on them. the law distinguished between fruits and vegetables. tell me, what is the 'biological definition' of a vegetable?