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What music is so annoying to you that if someone put you in a room and played it loud for hours would make you want to confess to anything? Mine would be a combination of screamo rock, Hanna Montana, Jonas Brothers, and this song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b52SDopaMZY
Oops, typo in title. "make (you) confess to anything"

Probably US country music, hannah montana, and balamory combined.

Dear god its the apocolypse if that happenes 0_____o

Probably US country music, hannah montana, and balamory combined.

Dear god its the apocolypse if that happenes 0_____o
US country music, to me it depends on the musician/style, youmight have noticed the song link I posted, that song is so annoying. At least we agree on Hannah Montana, lol.

well i mean the proper annoying high pitched southern ones. Like stuff about corn... I dont know many im english lol.

well i mean the proper annoying high pitched southern ones. Like stuff about corn... I dont know many im english lol.
Yeah, some of that can be annoying, some of the new "country", like Rascal Flatts, is pretty much light pop. Johnny Cash, Brad Paisley, Big and Rich, and Garth Brooks are my favorites...

Paris Hilton. The Jonas Brothers. Kellie Pickler.

Shoot me now.

Disney/Nickelodeon rock
country music (unless it's actually rock. Lynyrd Skynyrd ftw)
rap music (unless it's Aerosmith)
Scream rock
Emo rock (for some reason, whiny musicians are popular nowadays)
overly-political music. You didn't like Bush, I get it. Just quit using Fascist to describe nonFascist things and blaming Bush for the messes Cheney got him to get us into. Cheney was the brains behind the prev. admin., you know. Besides, who will remember Bush ten years for now? Did you think of that? Do you want irrevelant songs? Might as well sing how anti-pork Obama got the government to pay for pigsmell research. That's right. Pork-related pork spending. Taking literal to a whole new level.

its not so bad and tbh Hanna Montana is not that bad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HgFNmSBXIDk)* so long as you acknowledge that its mindless trash

I could not listen to where is the love? (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FI2tceUD3os&feature=related)

*I can jam to that

Probably US country music, hannah montana,
"Hannah Montana"s dad is a country star from the late 80's/early 90s.

Linkin Park: 'screamo rock' archetype

Paris Hilton. The Jonas Brothers. Kellie Pickler.

Shoot me now.
Lol, couldn't agree more :D

Disney/Nickelodeon rock
country music (unless it's actually rock. Lynyrd Skynyrd ftw)
rap music (unless it's Aerosmith)
Scream rock
Emo rock (for some reason, whiny musicians are popular nowadays)
overly-political music. You didn't like Bush, I get it. Just quit using Fascist to describe nonFascist things and blaming Bush for the messes Cheney got him to get us into. Cheney was the brains behind the prev. admin., you know. Besides, who will remember Bush ten years for now? Did you think of that? Do you want irrevelant songs? Might as well sing how anti-pork Obama got the government to pay for pigsmell research. That's right. Pork-related pork spending. Taking literal to a whole new level.
rap, yes
Screamo, yes
emo rock, yes
Country, depends on the singer/band....

Abba. Guilty, I did it, get me out of here.

The first Radiohead album.

Linkin Park: 'screamo rock' archetype

Linkin Park isn't as bad as Shinedown.

seriously? any music played for me long enough would have me singing along with it... so yeah, that would be torture... for my captors!

seriously? any music played for me long enough would have me singing along with it... so yeah, that would be torture... for my captors!
Lmbo, your singing is that bad?

anything and everything that screams!

fakkin scary music

Pachebel - Canon in D minor. Oh my. Though, it's a pity as he actually wrote some decent music outside of this, they're just not played.

Heh. Thanks. I just remembered a scene from a movie called One, Two, Three. An East German character, played by Horst Bucholz, is made to confess that he's a spy (even thought he isn't) by being forced to listen to "Itsy, Bitsy, Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini."

I won't forget this. *nods threateningly.*

Lmbo, your singing is that bad?

I don't call it 'Caroaking' for nuthin. :p

Pachebel - Canon in D minor. Oh my. Though, it's a pity as he actually wrote some decent music outside of this, they're just not played.

Blasphemy!

If you're going to confess something, this is an excellent piece of music to convince you:

Bach St. John's Passion opening chorus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUubN0HE9o)

The only kind of sound (calling it music would be elevating it) I dislike is rap/hip-hop and death metal/scream-chaos.
I could however tune it out or simply tolerate it, so it would have little progress in making we want to confess..

I just remembered something.
Magnus Uggla or Thomas Di Leva, two Swedish "artists".
Their sound would be one of things which could make me confess to almost anything.

Magnus Uggla or Thomas Di Leva, two Swedish "artists".

go team Sweden! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwuUskHcWyA) :p

Two words: Britney Spears. *shudders*

What music is so annoying to you that if someone put you in a room and played it loud for hours would make you want to confess to anything?
Pop music, 90% of it (7% is OK, and 3% is actually good). I can tolerate shit-rock and shit-metal, punks, DnB, whatever, because at least they think they're playing music. The pop music, however... it's not just terrible, it's designed for one purpose only, get into your head, and it being shit, you get shit in your head, and it's intolerable.

A few years ago, back when I didn't have an office, I once had to listen to it for a whole day. The next day I called in sick to work.
It was that bad. That fucking horrible. It was bad other times too, but at least I always brought a CD player (flash ones weren't cheap yet). It still was bad though.

None, however, I might destroy the entire room with the force.

That God-awful country/Rockabilly done by Hank Williams III, Hannah Montana, and Classical Music combined into one, gigantic abomination.

I mean, who really likes classical music? Baroque is where it's all at!

I mean, who really likes classical music? Baroque is where it's all at!

A lot of people who listen to "Baroque" really mean that they listen to Vivaldian concerto (aka 17-18th century rock), which is the only type of classical music compatible with their short attention spans.

A lot of people who listen to "Baroque" really mean that they listen to Vivaldian concerto (aka 17-18th century rock), which is the only type of classical music compatible with their short attention spans.

Vivaldi was a Baroque composer. *sigh*

go team Sweden! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwuUskHcWyA) :p

Anyone who finds her attractive probably deserves her. ,)

The only interesting thing in that video was the inclusion of "Näcken" (http://sv.wikipedia.org/wiki/N%C3%A4cken).

I mean, who really likes classical music? Baroque is where it's all at!

You mean 'Classical'?

Capitalisation is important. One could mean the whole of 'art' music from many BC to the present, or a specific era of C.1740-1820 pre-Germany and Austro-Hungary.

Blasphemy!

If you're going to confess something, this is an excellent piece of music to convince you:

Bach St. John's Passion opening chorus (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7dUubN0HE9o)

I'd confess to anything as long as I didn't have to play the oboe part to that again: damn 3 pages of adagio without rests! Not that it's at all bad music.

I don't really understand how people can find music painful. Even if it is terrible, it is, at worst, just noise. Like a screaming baby or a man chewing really loudly.

Rush, Pink Floyd, Teenybopper shit like Jonas Brothers, Hannah Montana, Nu-metal (besides System of a Down and Korn), Sick Puppies, Napalm Death, Linkin Park, Staind, lots.

Sunn 0)))

New form of torture. Death by headache and boredom.

The first Radiohead album.
And you call yourself a student!?

Pachebel - Canon in D minor. Oh my. Though, it's a pity as he actually wrote some decent music outside of this, they're just not played.

No. No. Not Pachelbel's Canon. I confess to everything. Must be the most boring and annoying piece of music ever written.

A lot of people who listen to "Baroque" really mean that they listen to Vivaldian concerto (aka 17-18th century rock), which is the only type of classical music compatible with their short attention spans.

Stravinsky once said that Vivaldi wrote the same piece of music 300 times.

Anyway. The truly awful music for me is Frank Sinatra. He leaves me clawing the walls.

well i mean the proper annoying high pitched southern ones. Like stuff about corn... I dont know many im english lol.

Dude. No one writes about corn! Corn is so boring it would probably kill itself if it could. Real country western music is about trains, mama and prison. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=schs-0_FVzo)

Dude. No one writes about corn! Corn is so boring it would probably kill itself if it could. Real country western music is about trains, mama and prison. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=schs-0_FVzo)
Babies too. Both in the term of "offspring" and "lovers."

Slipknot. The number of band members divided by the collective talent violates the divide-by-zero rule and crashes the universe.

Vivaldi was a Baroque composer. *sigh*

This is one of the most offensive replies I've ever seen in this forum. I've studied and performed Baroque for music nearly a third of my life. I own more than a thousand (not downloaded) Baroque CD/records, with over 10 different performances of Bach's H-minor mass, both period and modern instruments!

OF COURSE I know that Vivaldi is a Baroque composer! My point was that many people who are "fans of Baroque" have about five Vivaldi albums, and "rock out" to Vivaldi with a pathetic violin posture! They don't appreciate his other cantatas and religious works, nevermind other Baroque figures like Bach, which they claim is too boring and opera-like!

:wink:

no matter if I liked the song or not, if it was loud enough .. it would be torture to me.

Play what you like...I'm not telling you a goddamn thing.



:tongue:

I'd just break out, Rambo style.

Pfffsshhhhft.

I would hate to listen to... Slipknot (Whiny little runts thinking they're cool with their little masks and whiny voices.)
And Hannah Montana.
Any pop song would make me break out in tears too.

Oh, and for some reason there is some metal I don't like... Fall of Eden, they sound HORRIBLE D:

The Cure causes actual physical discomfort. Not hyperbolic discomfort, not "oh they're so bad they make me literally sick," I mean an actual honest twinge in my ear in reaction to Smith's voice that gets increasingly uncomfortable. I'm sure his music is fine for those who are fans, but I can't listen to entire song without having to put my fingers in my ears. It's really strange and hard to describe because so many people use that description to simply describe music they don't like, but this really has nothing to do with the quality of his music, it's an honest to goodness physical reaction to his voice.

The Cure causes actual physical discomfort. Not hyperbolic discomfort, not "oh they're so bad they make me literally sick," I mean an actual honest twinge in my ear in reaction to Smith's voice that gets increasingly uncomfortable. I'm sure his music is fine for those who are fans, but I can't listen to entire song without having to put my fingers in my ears. It's really strange and hard to describe because so many people use that description to simply describe music they don't like, but this really has nothing to do with the quality of his music, it's an honest to goodness physical reaction to his voice.


wow that's terrible.. there should be a name for that. Curephobia? Nah not serious enough.