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I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?

Stupidity. :)

Stupidity. :)Your own, or someone else's?

Nothing but the center of the Sun.

Your own, or someone else's?

Someone elses. Like when a girl starts texting in the middle of a conversation with her I just lose it.

When people talk about their sex life.

This will do it for me.
http://www.lisarein.com/9-16-03-daily-albright.jpg

Do you only lose an erection if you're not aroused any more? Because I've found that isn't really always the case.

pain. whacking my knee against the corner of a radiator did a pretty good job of killing the mood. rolling around the bed yelling "OW, FUCK, OW, OW, FUCK, OW" is either pretty kinky, or just not sexy.

When people talk about their sex life.

Why, do you lack one or something?

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming?

I don't know really other than alcohol but when I want to lose an erection I visualize a huge diamond and it seems to go (do other guys have coping mechanisms like these other than Margarete thatcher on a cold day?)

I don't know really other than alcohol but when I want to lose an erection I visualize a huge diamond and it seems to go (do other guys have coping mechanisms like these other than Margarete thatcher on a cold day?)

And what if you don't want to lose it?

And what if you don't want to lose it?

If you love something, set it free.

Do you only lose an erection if you're not aroused any more? Because I've found that isn't really always the case.

erections don't need to start with being aroused so naturally

pain. whacking my knee against the corner of a radiator did a pretty good job of killing the mood. rolling around the bed yelling "OW, FUCK, OW, OW, FUCK, OW" is either pretty kinky, or just not sexy.

oddly sex tends to make me ignore the pain (like when your going for a run when your really randy compared to when your not)

If you love something, set it free.

Lawl...I'm picturing a penis with dove wings, flying into the sunset.

I don't know really other than alcohol but when I want to lose an erection I visualize a huge diamond and it seems to go (do other guys have coping mechanisms like these other than Margarete thatcher on a cold day?)

Now I will never be able to have children. :eek:

oddly sex tends to make me ignore the pain (like when your going for a run when your really randy compared to when your not)

Hooray for endorphins!

Nonetheless, PM's description of the event suggests that endorphins weren't really enough to block out that level of oww.

And what if you don't want to lose it?

er...touch my dig, rub against things, think about rampant sex

I have never really had the need and even if I did it would totally be your fault >_>

when I want to lose an erection

Come on boy. Stand up and take matters into your own hands, I'm sure you can come up with a solution. :)

And what if you don't want to lose it?

Nothing kills an erection swifter than thinking about it too much. So, really focusing on wanting an erection will probably make you lose it.

I lost my erection while hiking once. Looked for hours all over the place, then I remembered I left it in the car.

Lawl...I'm picturing a penis with dove wings, flying into the sunset.

I think you should paint that as a mural immediately.

I lost my erection while hiking once. Looked for hours all over the place, then I remembered I left it in the car.

Thank goodness for the GPS - Gonad Positioning System.

erections don't need to start with being aroused so naturally

There is the early morning "I have to piss now" erection. :eek2:

Not being turned on.
Boredom.
Sleepiness.
Lack of protein in my diet.
Side effects from medication.

I have never really had the need and even if I did it would totally be your fault >_>

I was having this discussion with some friends yesterday. Yes, quite shockingly most of my RL discussions end up x-rated as well. So anyway, one woman was complaining about her husband always 'losing it'. He's 26. She's worried that he's not attracted to her anymore. We countered with 'aren't you constantly whining about how much he wants to fuck?'. She had to agree that she probably wasn't correct about his level of attraction to her. So we hypothesised that it could be fatigue, stress, illness, or possibly she should start spanking him and calling him Molly.

Okay, actually I suggested that. She gave me a dirty look.

The point is, a fair amount of women do feel personally responsible for it, even if it has nothing to do with them.

And what if you don't want to lose it?

I find the best way to not lose it is to try to get rid of it. Nothing keeps it there quite like not wanting it there.

Now I will never be able to have children. :eek:

shes single and hasn't had a bit for 6 years:wink:

Nonetheless, PM's description of the event suggests that endorphins weren't really enough to block out that level of oww.

maybe its me being a horny teenager but that must of been damn painful

did PM do it after going without sex and being surrounded by guys for a few months?

Come on boy. Stand up and take matters into your own hands, I'm sure you can come up with a solution. :)

beating one out in a job interview is frowned upon :(

also I totally picked that coping mechanism up from getting a hard on in PE at 13 when I totally had tight shorts on >.<

Nothing kills an erection swifter than thinking about it too much. So, really focusing on wanting an erection will probably make you lose it.

I now have the image of neesika staring at an erect penis trying to move it with the powers of her mind

Nothing kills an erection swifter than thinking about it too much. So, really focusing on wanting an erection will probably make you lose it. "Damnit, stop thinking about it! Distract yourself! Ronald Regan's neck!"
...

"Oh god, I can't believe that worked. I feel dirty."




So trying to get an erection, and trying to rid yourself of one is made more difficult by thinking about it? It seems the common denominator when it comes to the penis is that one should never let the mind take over :p

I lost my erection while hiking once. Looked for hours all over the place, then I remembered I left it in the car.
Damn detachable (http://www.anysonglyrics.com/lyrics/k/kingmissile/detatchablepenis.htm) penii.

Lack of protein in my diet.
Steak and almonds for you!

The point is, a fair amount of women do feel personally responsible for it, even if it has nothing to do with them.

good lord can you imagine if guys thought that way :eek2:

also he totally needs to see a doctor to check his blood flow (I bet its stress though, thats an awful cock numbly)

I now have the image of neesika staring at an erect penis trying to move it with the powers of her mind

My power is mighty.

Why, do you lack one or something?

I lack one. :(

Steak and almonds for you!Heh.

good lord can you imagine if guys thought that way :eek2:That would put a whole new spin on your issue in PE class, eh?

I lack one. :(

I wasn't aiming at you, sweetheart.:wink:
And if we're going to talk about lacking a sexual life... :(

I wasn't aiming at you, sweetheart.:wink:That'd be funnier if you had a penis.

If I had an erection right now, this thread would totally kill it.

That'd be funnier if you had a penis.

Yeah.:(

If I had an erection right now, this thread would totally kill it.

I had one before I started reading this thread.

NNT signs off.:eek2:

Yeah.:(

It's okay, I'm open about my penis envy. As a guy friend pointed out, 'it's not an all purpose tool', but I'm fairly convinced I wouldn't leave the house very often if I had one. Unless it was to go stick it in someone.

Prettymuch only if Im really, really, really, Sleepy, like two all-nighters in a row, which I have had to pull before, lol...

I find the best way to not lose it is to try to get rid of it. Nothing keeps it there quite like not wanting it there.

Quoted for the fucking truth. I remember all those times when I'd get an arbitrary boner for no reason in a public setting. After, of course, taking the precautions to keep it unnoticeable by the public, I privately counseled it to stand down. This only encouraged it further.

Well played, Mr. Phallus. Well played.

My power is mighty.

you could totally cause some chaos staring at random guys crotches

I lack one. :(

doesn't mean you don't have one...its just playing WOW at the moment

That would put a whole new spin on your issue in PE class, eh?

nah those girls where totally after my cock that year what with being 13

maybe I should get an erection more often

It's okay, I'm open about my penis envy. As a guy friend pointed out, 'it's not an all purpose tool', but I'm fairly convinced I wouldn't leave the house very often if I had one. Unless it was to go stick it in someone.

haven't you ever wondered why guys need big pockets?

And if we're going to talk about lacking a sexual life... :(

Just wait until you get old. :(

Just wait until you get old. :(

I'm old. :(

Just wait until you get old. :(
I can't wait! I'll be taking my false teeth out constantly...

Alright, and with that, I'm back to work.

nah those girls where totally after my cock that year what with being 13

maybe I should get an erection more oftenOh, you had girls in your PE class. That's different, then.

Oh, you had girls in your PE class. That's different, then.

thank god for unisex classes :eek2:

I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?

Heat does it for me. If I start getting too hot I melt. Other things do it too. Whining makes me lose it too.

Not paying attention to it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKACWLAuiHo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKACWLAuiHo

Drat - it is better than mine :hail:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ksoB0JQDIJU

Note: Some mild cursing.

Not paying attention to it.
This. Erections are a muscle reaction, like hiccups. The best way to make it go away is to not think about it for a few minutes.
That's why a man can lose his erection if he is distracted too much during sex, or if he drinks a glass of water while pinching his nose closed with his left hand.

CALLISDRUN!!!


You fuck, I see you lurking. Post!

Welcome back.

Margaret Beckett.

I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?

Did you know there is a scaffolding company called Mammoth Erection?

This will do it for me.
http://www.lisarein.com/9-16-03-daily-albright.jpg

I think that just made me impotent.

Well, I feel I have a unique thing to comment on here... I recently have been experiencing what Sin was describing her friend describing.

So she's hot, and willing, we fuck, it's great, but I don't come and start deflating. Why? I have no idea. I seem to have very strong patterns with sex. In one sitting, the first time I come in a matter of about 20 seconds (disgraceful, I know. I'm hoping I hit puberty one day). Cumming tends to make one's erection disappear. Usually.

Then second fuck is great, and usually longer than my fitness can take, and often causing something close to a coma. Yeehaw.

But third time I never come. Never. I get the erection, we fuck, it's great. But no come, and soon enough it disappears. I have no idea why this is. It confuses me greatly. I assume it's an exhaustion thing, both of Mr. Phallus and myself after too much athletic sex, but I don't know. It's annoying as hell though :(.

I'm pretty sure castration would make me lose my erection.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?

Riding my bicylce more than 2 hours.

Naked men.

Berlusconi and his fellow ministers, even if dressed (women included).

Well, I feel I have a unique thing to comment on here... I recently have been experiencing what Sin was describing her friend describing.

So she's hot, and willing, we fuck, it's great, but I don't come and start deflating. Why? I have no idea. I seem to have very strong patterns with sex. In one sitting, the first time I come in a matter of about 20 seconds (disgraceful, I know. I'm hoping I hit puberty one day). Cumming tends to make one's erection disappear. Usually.

Then second fuck is great, and usually longer than my fitness can take, and often causing something close to a coma. Yeehaw.

But third time I never come. Never. I get the erection, we fuck, it's great. But no come, and soon enough it disappears. I have no idea why this is. It confuses me greatly. I assume it's an exhaustion thing, both of Mr. Phallus and myself after too much athletic sex, but I don't know. It's annoying as hell though :(.
It's not all that uncommon in my experience. It's easy to go once...harder to get it up a second time but not impossible...but a third time is often beyond most guys unless there's enough time to recover. I'm always confused when guys get frustrated and disappointed at this...I don't think they're actually considering how much effort they've already put into it! If you expended as much energy during a non-sexual workout, you'd feel completely justified chilling out for a while after!

Sexual greed?

I think you should paint that as a mural immediately.

The winged penis has been a symbol of protection in some cultures for hundreds of years. I'm certain the Romans used it, and I think I saw it painted on homes in Burma recently on a travel show. Who wouldn't love a winged penis? :D

Sexual greed?

Pretty much. Maybe some defence of manliness or somesuch.

The winged penis has been a symbol of protection in some cultures for hundreds of years. I'm certain the Romans used it, and I think I saw it painted on homes in Burma recently on a travel show. Who wouldn't love a winged penis? :D

I certainly would.
*fluffles for awesome name*

I'd love to hear from more men who have...you know, actually had sex...



:P

I'd love to hear from more men who have...you know, actually had sex...



:P

I did, like 100 years ago. I vaguely remember some effort, sweat, and screaming involved.

Might have been mine - I don't really remember clearly.

I did, like 100 years ago. I vaguely remember some effort, sweat, and screaming involved.

Might have been mine - I don't really remember clearly.

All those lightsaber blows and lava burns put a stain on the old memory, eh? lol

I'd love to hear from more men who have...you know, actually had sex...


:P

We're too pure for you! XP

All those lightsaber blows and lava burns put a stain on the old memory, eh? lol

That and my wife died because she lost the will to live. That's how important I get to people, see?

We're too pure for you! XP

Especially you young-uns, yes. I'm waiting for the old whores, like Jocabia, to weigh in.

i can have sex 4 times in a row but anything after that.... well you would see more action out of a dead pig than my penis.

but i do have to wait like 10-15mins before i can go at it again.

and to lose an erection is easy.... think of gimley (out of lord of the rings) naked and wanking and the job is done (Y)

Especially you young-uns, yes. I'm waiting for the old whores, like Jocabia, to weigh in.

The only thing Joccy whores are arguments.

He uses them like a $5 suit and then throws them away. A pity.

The only thing Joccy whores are arguments.

He uses them like a $5 suit and then throws them away. A pity.

Well he's making me very uncomfortable, just lurking and not talking. *hides behind you*

Especially you young-uns, yes. I'm waiting for the old whores, like Jocabia, to weigh in.

I have a response to that, but I've recently had two warnings in the same day and I'm on thin ice. Just imagine I was appropriately insulting for me, will ya, Sin?

As far as losing my erection, I don't really. I had a side-effect from medication once that made it so the muscles in my penis didn't work right. I couldn't actually cum properly (it kind of dripped out) and I felt like I always had to pee. Nyquil (old kind) used to stop me from cumming also. If I took NyQuil two days in a row, I couldn't cum for about a week. Try explaining that to a woman. "No, honey, I swear, I'm just getting over a cold. It feels good. I swear. I'm enjoying it. I am." and so on.

I've been tired enough to turn down sex, but if I'm into it, little Jocabia (he hates being called that) is into it, too. So, yes, if somehow I decided to sex Albright, then she's in for a robust rogering.

I'd love to hear from more men who have...you know, actually had sex...
I have!
(aside) God, I hope snogging with SPG counts.

The only thing Joccy whores are arguments.

He uses them like a $5 suit and then throws them away. A pity.

I leave them all stretched out and unable to be satisfied by a lesser man.

Well he's making me very uncomfortable, just lurking and not talking. *hides behind you*

I was friggin' catching up. It's five pages. Plus, I listend to the jokes on the links.

Wytyg

I have a response to that, but I've recently had two warnings in the same day and I'm on thin ice. Just imagine I was appropriately insulting for me, will ya, Sin? Done, you fucking bastard.

As far as losing my erection, I don't really. What, like ever? Walking boner? Come on now.


I've been tired enough to turn down sex, but if I'm into it, little Jocabia (he hates being called that) is into it, too. So, yes, if somehow I decided to sex Albright, then she's in for a robust rogering.
I was confused as to why you wanted me to buy an Albright mask before I picked you up at the airport....


I'm still confused.

Wytyg
You're a little shit!

Done, you fucking bastard.
What, like ever? Walking boner? Come on now.

Meaning, not when I want to have one. I get sore. I lose interest in having sex. I don't generally lose erections. In fact, I'm much more likely to have one when I don't want one. I'm in my mid-30s and I still get them like a teenager. Apparently, I have a very healthy penis. Go home team!

Meaning, not when I want to have one. I get sore. I lose interest in having sex. I don't generally lose erections. In fact, I'm much more likely to have one when I don't want one. I'm in my mid-30s and I still get them like a teenager. Apparently, I have a very healthy penis. Go home team!

It's actually been the guys in their 30s that I've found are more....ah...capable than the 20 somethings.

The winged penis has been a symbol of protection in some cultures for hundreds of years. I'm certain the Romans used it, and I think I saw it painted on homes in Burma recently on a travel show. Who wouldn't love a winged penis? :D

Winged Penis = Excellent Band Name

Winged Penis = Excellent Band Name

Winged Penis - Giving new meaning to the phrase "Rock out with your cock out"?

Winged Penis - Giving new meaning to the phrase "Rock out with your cock out"?

And a promo line to boot. This must be capitalized on.

One of the greatest erections ever achieved by mankind:

http://www.planetperplex.com/img/fake_illusion_cn.jpg

:D

This will do it for me.
http://www.lisarein.com/9-16-03-daily-albright.jpg

whoa momma that picture just got me one

whoa momma that picture just got me one

It gave me an anti-boner, one where the schlong gets smaller.

I'd love to hear from more men who have...you know, actually had sex...



:P
This is kind of an odd thread to be lurking in.
"You guys want to weigh in?"
"No, we'll just watch, thanks." [ogle]

One of the greatest erections ever achieved by mankind:

http://www.planetperplex.com/img/fake_illusion_cn.jpg

:D

You said you'd leave in February, you liar.

A full bladder is quite effective. Even if it's only part full pausing and momentarily trying to pee is a good way of putting off ejaculation.

A full bladder is quite effective. Even if it's only part full pausing and momentarily trying to pee is a good way of putting off ejaculation.

Morning wood...ugh.

Morning wood...ugh.

"Morningwood," that sounds like a sub-development.

You said you'd leave in February, you liar.
Did I say what year? :tongue:

I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?
Thatcher and trop de whisky.

It's actually been the guys in their 30s that I've found are more....ah...capable than the 20 somethings.

I was getting pretty damn good reviews when I was in my 20s as well. Why else would a woman put up with me? It's definitely not my ability to not say anything when she's wrong.

The thought of Margaret Thatcher naked.
works everytime.

The thought of Margaret Thatcher naked.
works everytime.

The thought...no...no!

I'm scarred now, thanks a lot.

The thought...no...no!

I'm scarred now, thanks a lot.
you're welcome.

"Morningwood," that sounds like a sub-development.

Peter Gibbons used to live there, didn't he?

Penis!


Semi hard on is most attractive.. just love it.. it feels best in the hand and the mouth .. never there long .. maybe that's why I like it so? Rare

The thought...no...no!

I'm scarred now, thanks a lot.

"Happy Birthday, Grandma!"

Pre-, post- or during coitus, it will kill it faster than a knife.

Bending in when fully erect and thrusting with great abandon. Bent hard enough, the pain will overcome the erection.

Who wouldn't love a winged penis? :D

Me. I'd be afraid it would fly off some day and never come back. :(

It's actually been the guys in their 30s that I've found are more....ah...capable than the 20 somethings.

And those of us in our 60's are twice as capable as those in their 30's.:D

and those of us in our 60's are twice as capable as those in their 30's.:d
a != b

I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?

I lost it once when someone laughed at it (I kid, I only have intercourse in the dark specifically so they don't laugh!)

Seriously though: My partner being drunk or stoned can do it. The amerous advances of a women who's judgement is impared are not really too sexy to me (I don;t want to be thrown up on and what if they decide to scream RAPE afterward?), plus the fact that drunk sex is never that great.

Getting kicked in the balls.

Getting it bitten... I guess you could ust say that pain in that vicinity will end the erection if not the arousal.

Stupidity will do it too.


Oddly, ejaculation will not make me go flacid, it goes softer for a few moments but perks right back up very soon if 'activity time' is going to continue.

Well, with the Bard in mind:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Ms. Teen South Carolina's famous answer. "Like and such as....the Iraq"

It's okay, I'm open about my penis envy. As a guy friend pointed out, 'it's not an all purpose tool', but I'm fairly convinced I wouldn't leave the house very often if I had one. Unless it was to go stick it in someone.

Ah, yes! You hit the nail on the subject yet again, darling Sin. Men have a tendency of taunting me with their penis pwnage.:(

I think I would've been a legendary man-whore had Mother Nature graced me with a penis. Besides that, I think I would have found a way of giving myself oral. Ah, that surely would have been bliss. Alas, I just possess a vagina. *sigh*

Well, with the Bard in mind:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

Thanks, you've just ruined that sonnet for me forever. :p

Ah, yes! You hit the nail on the subject yet again, darling Sin. Men have a tendency of taunting me with their penis pwnage.:(

I think I would've been a legendary man-whore had Mother Nature graced me with a penis. Besides that, I think I would have found a way of giving myself oral. Ah, that surely would have been bliss. Alas, I just possess a vagina. *sigh*

Men have been trying this for centuries. You will fail.

Men have been trying this for centuries. You will fail.

Why? Men have also been succeeding at this for centuries.

Why? Men have also been succeeding at this for centuries.

Can you give yourself oral? If so, I applaud.

Can you give yourself oral? If so, I applaud.

I'm a mid-thirties guy who isn't as flexible as he once was.

It's okay, I'm open about my penis envy. As a guy friend pointed out, 'it's not an all purpose tool', but I'm fairly convinced I wouldn't leave the house very often if I had one. Unless it was to go stick it in someone.

Funny... I find that if social pressure doesn't make me leave the house (to earn a livnig and such), a vagina can be just as entertaining.
And I think it's more durable than a penis, although I really only have my BF's word for that.

Can you give yourself oral? If so, I applaud.

I've seen films... not of him, mind, but just generally...

Men have been trying this for centuries. You will fail.

I dunno, I'm getting closer each week.

Well, with the Bard in mind:

Let me not to the marriage of true minds
Admit impediments. Love is not love
Which alters when it alteration finds,
Or bends with the remover to remove:
O, no! it is an ever-fixed mark,
That looks on tempests and is never shaken;
It is the star to every wandering bark,
Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken.
Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks
Within his bending sickle's compass come;
Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks,
But bears it out even to the edge of doom.
If this be error and upon me proved,
I never writ, nor no man ever loved.

My my, what a large win you have there.

I've seen films... not of him, mind, but just generally...

I can't decide if I want to see that or not. On the one hand, it would be fascinating. On the other, I'd be looking at a man masturbating, which is not something I generally do.

Thanks, you've just ruined that sonnet for me forever. :p
As my professor did to me, I pass on the favor. Now you too will never be able to sit through a wedding with that being read without snickering. :tongue:

My my, what a large win you have there.
Thank you, thank you. I'm here all week.

Ah, yes! You hit the nail on the subject yet again, darling Sin. Men have a tendency of taunting me with their penis pwnage.:(

I think I would've been a legendary man-whore had Mother Nature graced me with a penis. Besides that, I think I would have found a way of giving myself oral. Ah, that surely would have been bliss. Alas, I just possess a vagina. *sigh*

That's too nasty for me to even think about doing, really.

Men have been trying this for centuries. You will fail.

Your lack of faith is, honestly, disturbing. <_<

your lack of faith is, honestly, disturbing. <_<

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MY LINE MY LINE! This text exists to make the line text capital.

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MY LINE MY LINE! This text exists to make the line text capital.

Show me, like, now, that you have copyright for that line, messah!:eek2:

I'm a mid-thirties guy who isn't as flexible as he once was.

Ditto. Stupid back injuries.

At this current moment this thread is directly above the 'Too Big to Fail' thread.

Sorry, I just thought I'd share that.

At this current moment this thread is directly above the 'Too Big to Fail' thread.

Sorry, I just thought I'd share that.

Teehee.

If a woman makes a man have an erection, and she likes the man, I take this act as a compliment. I mean, if you get the man you like hard, that's awesome.

If a woman makes a man have an erection, and she likes the man, I take this act as a compliment. I mean, if you get the man you like hard, that's awesome.

But if you don't like the man and he gets an erection it's no longer a compliment?

But if you don't like the man and he gets an erection it's no longer a compliment?

Read my post once again. Come on, give it another try. Then, tell me what did I write and you'll have your answer.

Read my post once again. Come on, give it another try. Then, tell me what did I write and you'll have your answer.

If a woman makes a man have an erection, and she likes the man, I take this act as a compliment. I mean, if you get the man you like hard, that's awesome.

Read it again and same understanding being taken from it. Sorry but it's nothing to get sarky about :p

Read it again and same understanding being taken from it. Sorry but it's nothing to get sarky about :p

A man I like. I'm not talking about anybody else. A man I like, and if he gets an erection on my account, I think that's a compliment. This has nothing to do with men I don't like.

Sarky, upon occasion, is my middle name, bud.:fluffle:

A man I like. I'm not talking about anybody else. A man I like, and if he gets an erection on my account, I think that's a compliment. This has nothing to do with men I don't like.

Sarky, upon occasion, is my middle name, bud.:fluffle:

Aye and I was just asking for your opinion on men you don't like getting erections. It wasn't so much a comment on your post but a request for more information due to what I saw as a possible implication.

Aye and I was just asking for your opinion on men you don't like getting erections. It wasn't so much a comment on your post but a request for more information due to what I saw as a possible implication.

If a man I don't know and I don't like gets an erection because of me, as long as I don't see it, I don't give a damn. It's slightly offensive, but if I don't lay my eyes on it, so what.

If a man I don't know and I don't like gets an erection because of me, as long as I don't see it, I don't give a damn. It's slightly offensive, but if I don't lay my eyes on it, so what.

Why is it offensive though? I'm honestly interested in the reasons behind the difference in your perception of both hypotheticals

Why is it offensive though? I'm honestly interested in the reasons behind the difference in your perception of both hypotheticals

Because the erection of the man I like is caused by me. That is not offensive. Now, if I man I don't know nor like gets an erection, it's disrespectful, but as I told you, if I don't see it, may he burst.

Because the erection of the man I like is caused by me. That is not offensive. Now, if I man I don't know nor like gets an erection, it's disrespectful, but as I told you, if I don't see it, may he burst.

I had assumed that in both situations you were the cause of the erection (i.e. it was your presence that caused the men to become aroused).

It seems a tad harsh to call something disrespectful when it isn't a completely controllable action.

I had assumed that in both situations you were the cause of the erection (i.e. it was your presence that caused the men to become aroused).

You assumed right. What are we discussing here?

It seems a tad harsh to call something disrespectful when it isn't a completely controllable action.

Erections are controlable actions, it's not harsh to feel disrespected if a man one doesn't know gets a hard-on. I can understand you thinking that way if you're referring to a dog with a hardon, but we're not talking about horny dogs.

Erections are controlable actions, it's not harsh to feel disrespected if a man one doesn't know gets a hard-on. I can understand you thinking that way if you're referring to a dog with a hardon, but we're not talking about horny dogs.

Erections are not completely 'controllable actions'. What you do with them is another matter. I am, however, amused by the thought of a disrespectful hardon.

(in faux creepy Mexican accent)
"Well hello there, muchacha, I'd like to introduce you to my Disrespecticon!"

Erections are not completely 'controllable actions'. What you do with them is another matter. I am, however, amused by the thought of a disrespectful hardon.

Well, if you're amused, good. As I told Reciprocycle, or such, if the man gets an erection as long as he doesn't show it to me, may he burst. If a man I like gets an erection because of me and shows me, kudos to him and I like that.

(in faux creepy Mexican accent)
"Well hello there, muchacha, I'd like to introduce you to my Disrespecticon!"

I need to sig that last part!:eek:

Well, if you're amused, good. As I told Reciprocycle, or such, if the man gets an erection as long as he doesn't show it to me, may he burst. If a man I like gets an erection because of me and shows me, kudos to him and I like that.

Well yes of course unwanted flashing is disrespectful but I still fail to see why one guy getting turned on by you is a compliment because you like him but another guy getting turned on (and for this hypothetical he keeps it discrete) is disrespectful and offensive.

Surely both are a testament to your looks and both are complimentary about your looks, etc albeit one is appropriate to reveal and the other isn't :p

Erections are controlable actions, it's not harsh to feel disrespected if a man one doesn't know gets a hard-on. I can understand you thinking that way if you're referring to a dog with a hardon, but we're not talking about horny dogs.

Erections are largely under autonomic nervous system control (both the sympathetic and parasympathetic pathways). This means they aren't completely controllable

Well, if you're amused, good. As I told Reciprocycle, or such, if the man gets an erection as long as he doesn't show it to me, may he burst. If a man I like gets an erection because of me and shows me, kudos to him and I like that.

Well yeah, damn, I don't need to see every erection out there just cuz it exists...eep! Some random dude showing me his cock = me doing damage to said cock. It's not disrespectful per se to get a hardon, but whipping it out to show it off is not a good idea.

Surely both are a testament to your looks and both are complimentary about your looks, etc albeit one is appropriate to reveal and the other isn't :p

Not really. I knew a guy who got hard when he smelled cinnamon. He couldn't explain it, it just was. Guys can get hardons for all sorts of reasons, I wouldn't read too much into it.

Not really. I knew a guy who got hard when he smelled cinnamon. He couldn't explain it, it just was. Guys can get hardons for all sorts of reasons, I wouldn't read too much into it.

Aye I know that but :


I had assumed that in both situations you were the cause of the erection (i.e. it was your presence that caused the men to become aroused).

You assumed right. What are we discussing here?

Aye I know that but :

Fair enough, context noted.

Well yes of course unwanted flashing is disrespectful but I still fail to see why one guy getting turned on by you is a compliment because you like him but another guy getting turned on (and for this hypothetical he keeps it discrete) is disrespectful and offensive.

Surely both are a testament to your looks and both are complimentary about your looks, etc albeit one is appropriate to reveal and the other isn't :p

I like one (it's a man I like) and I hate the other.

Not really. I knew a guy who got hard when he smelled cinnamon. He couldn't explain it, it just was.

Oh gods, don't laugh Nanatsu, don't laugh. :eek2:

I can't help it.

ROFLMFAO!!!

Well yeah, damn, I don't need to see every erection out there just cuz it exists...eep! Some random dude showing me his cock = me doing damage to said cock. It's not disrespectful per se to get a hardon, but whipping it out to show it off is not a good idea.

Exactly. Now, if say, someone like GoG gets a hardon and shows you, wouldn't you feel amused and elated? After all, you're the cause of that erection and you like the man.


Perhaps I chose poor wording to express myself before. Sowwy Repro.:tongue:

Exactly. Now, if say, someone like GoG gets a hardon and shows you, wouldn't you feel amused and elated? After all, you're the cause of that erection and you like the man.


Perhaps I chose poor wording to express myself before. Sowwy Reci.:tongue:

I suspect that's the main thing :wink: Oh well so ist das Leben

I suspect that's the main thing :wink: Oh well so ist das Leben

Yes, it is.

And what's love got to do with it?:D

Oh gods, don't laugh Nanatsu, don't laugh. :eek2:

I can't help it.

ROFLMFAO!!!
Yeah, it'd hit him at weird times...bakeries were dangerous places...we gave his girlfriend a jar of cinnamon sticks and a pack of condoms for her birthday :D

Yeah, it'd hit him at weird times...bakeries were dangerous places...we gave his girlfriend a jar of cinnamon sticks and a pack of condoms for her birthday :D

You know very interesting people, Sin. :D

Yes, it is.

And what's love got to do with it?:D

What's love got to do, got to do with it [/singing]

'Leben' not 'lieben' :p

Not really. I knew a guy who got hard when he smelled cinnamon. He couldn't explain it, it just was. Guys can get hardons for all sorts of reasons, I wouldn't read too much into it.

I get one during takeoff. (not a euphemism)

I also get one when I'm driving in very thick traffic or at high speed or both.

What's love got to do, got to do with it [/singing]

'Leben' not 'lieben' :p

I may take pride in being a linguist but... German is beyond me so... explain please.:$

I may take pride in being a linguist but... German is beyond me so... explain please.:$

So ist das Leben = So is life = C'est la vie = Así es la vida (I believe. Googled the spanish for ya).

So ist das Leben = So is life = C'est la vie = Así es la vida (I believe. Googled the spanish for ya).

You got the Spanish right. Thanks for that explanation.

I get one during takeoff. (not a euphemism)

I also get one when I'm driving in very thick traffic or at high speed or both.

Remind me to be at your side during take off.:D

This will do it for me.
http://www.lisarein.com/9-16-03-daily-albright.jpg

Hahahahah don't think I'l get one again after looking at THAT. Bleuhhh! :gundge:

I get one during takeoff. (not a euphemism)

I also get one when I'm driving in very thick traffic or at high speed or both.

I hope you mean on a commercial flight. Remind me never to sit between your legs on a jump plane if you mean otherwise

I hope you mean on a commercial flight. Remind me never to sit between your legs on a jump plane if you mean otherwise

I'm the pilot foo.

I'm so so so glad we females just get wet when aroused. Saves us some embarrassment and shyte.:tongue:

I'm so so so glad we females just get wet when aroused. Saves us some embarrassment and shyte.:tongue:

You know, I can smell when a woman gets wet from like 6 feet away. You aren't as inconspicuous as you think.

You know, I can smell when a woman gets wet from like 6 feet away. You aren't as inconspicuous as you think.

Drat, damn you and your bloodhound nose. <_<

Drat, damn you and your bloodhound nose. <_<

Strangely, the only thing I can really smell in minute quantity is female cum and racing fuel.

Strangely, the only thing I can really smell in minute quantity is female cum and racing fuel.

Vicious... those seem to be your two vices. Vicious man. >_>

Vicious... those seem to be your two vices. Vicious man. >_>

We all have our vices. What's yours?

We all have our vices. What's yours?

One is the owner of what one doesn't say and a slave to what one says. *nod*

One is the owner of what one doesn't say and a slave to what one says. *nod*

*begins diagramming*

*begins diagramming*

*slinks away*

*slinks away*

That's such a cute picture you have set as your avatar.

That's such a cute picture you have set as your avatar.

... Thanks, Lord Vader.:$

Check your TGs.

... Thanks, Lord Vader.:$

Check your TGs.

Responded.

Now, seriously, doesn't anybody else get a hard on when driving?

Responded.

In kind, Gallo-dono.

Responded.

Now, seriously, doesn't anybody else get a hard on when driving?

Only if I have a distracting passenger beside me

Responded.

Now, seriously, doesn't anybody else get a hard on when driving?

Nope. I do get an adrenaline rush when speeding though.

Not that I've ever broken the speed limit... ;)

Nope. I do get an adrenaline rush when speeding though.

Not that I've ever broken the speed limit... ;)

In other words, Galloism, you're the only person here who gets an erection while speeding and taking off. *nod*

In other words, Galloism, you're the only person here who gets an erection while speeding and taking off. *nod*

Appears to be the case. I'm alone. :(

Appears to be the case. I'm alone. :(

Nun, tú nun tás solino, meu carvayón. *shakes head*

Responded.

Now, seriously, doesn't anybody else get a hard on when driving?You shouldn't be playing with yourself in the car, you know.

Briefly interrupting the Nanatsu-Galloism flirt fest to actually address the thread's topic...

I've always found that the best method of, umm, holding back at a moment of crisis is to think of Margaret Thatcher and Ian Paisley going at it together; hot and heavy.

See, don't try and tell me that didn't work for you too....

Briefly interrupting the Nanatsu-Galloism flirt fest to actually address the thread's topic...

I've always found that the best method of, umm, holding back at a moment of crisis is to think of Margaret Thatcher and Ian Paisley going at it together; hot and heavy.

See, don't try and tell me that didn't work for you too....

Are you sure you didn't mean to post this in the Mock UK elections thread?

Briefly interrupting the Nanatsu-Galloism flirt fest to actually address the thread's topic...

I've always found that the best method of, umm, holding back at a moment of crisis is to think of Margaret Thatcher and Ian Paisley going at it together; hot and heavy.

See, don't try and tell me that didn't work for you too....

Call me selfish but personally I think I'd rather accidentally conceive a child than think of such an awful thing.

Briefly interrupting the Nanatsu-Galloism flirt fest to actually address the thread's topic...

Nanatsu-Galloism flirt fest?:confused:

I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?Itches on my back, legs, or feet that my partner can't get to scratching, and when my body temp is all off.
And, the state of the economy.

This thread has killed my erection :(

Are you sure you didn't mean to post this in the Mock UK elections thread?

Come to think of it, with the recent announcement of an Ulster electoral pact between the UUP and the Tories, you may have a point.


Call me selfish but personally I think I'd rather accidentally conceive a child than think of such an awful thing.

See, it works!

So long as you can steel yourself for the horror....

I have half an hour for lunch and I want to talk about erections.

What I want to know is what causes you to lose your erection or your ability to become erect, other than cumming? Too much vodka? Midgets? The state of the economy?

Mom.

So ist das Leben = So is life = C'est la vie = Así es la vida (I believe. Googled the spanish for ya).

None of em has the ring C'est la vie does.

None of em has the ring C'est la vie does.

Sinatra would probably disagree :p

Sinatra would probably disagree :p

And he'd do it his way.

Briefly interrupting the Nanatsu-Galloism flirt fest to actually address the thread's topic...

I've always found that the best method of, umm, holding back at a moment of crisis is to think of Margaret Thatcher and Ian Paisley going at it together; hot and heavy.

See, don't try and tell me that didn't work for you too....

What? So no one else finds power sexy? *points for the reference*

Lou Dobbs. And Nancy Grace. CNN would definitely be the boner kill station if it weren't for Anderson Cooper.

What? So no one else finds power sexy? *points for the reference*

Family Guy

What? So no one else finds power sexy? *points for the reference*

Well, you could always substitute Amanda Vanstone and John Howard going at it hot and heavy if that works better for you.

For the non-Australians....

http://www.nit.com.au/images/main_6563.jpg


http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/10/15/john-howard_3862.jpg


Oh yeah.... that's super sexy.

Well, you could always substitute Amanda Vanstone and John Howard going at it hot and heavy if that works better for you.

For the non-Australians....

http://www.nit.com.au/images/main_6563.jpg


http://www.instablogsimages.com/images/2007/10/15/john-howard_3862.jpg


Oh yeah.... that's super sexy.

I'd be deported to HER off-shore detention centre, if you know what I mean.