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Michael Jackson loses his mind.

Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 19:02
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/06/jackson.suit/index.html

Let's see... he gives his stuff to an auction house, then he sues the auction house for auctioning his stuff.

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/exploding-head.gif
Risottia
06-03-2009, 19:08
Michael Jackson has lost his mind, if he ever had one, a long time ago (and not in a galaxy far, far away).
Celtlund II
06-03-2009, 19:12
http://www.cnn.com/2009/SHOWBIZ/Music/03/06/jackson.suit/index.html

Let's see... he gives his stuff to an auction house, then he sues the auction house for auctioning his stuff.

http://www.boomspeed.com/looonatic/exploding-head.gif

He never had a mind. It's all mush and stuff inside that head with the glued on nose.

Oh, he announced he his making his last ever, for real last ever, tour of London. That leaves a lot of other last ever options open. I wonder how many fools will buy tickets to that freaks concerts.
JuNii
06-03-2009, 19:36
He never had a mind. It's all mush and stuff inside that head with the glued on nose.

Oh, he announced he his making his last ever, for real last ever, tour of London. That leaves a lot of other last ever options open. I wonder how many fools will buy tickets to that freaks concerts.

they will keep buying tickets, even if the concert was called "the positively, absolutley, no tapbacks, certainly the last and final curtain call concert (and we really, really, really, mean it this time for sure pt 28)"
Kahless Khan
06-03-2009, 19:49
He never had a mind. It's all mush and stuff inside that head with the glued on nose.

Oh, he announced he his making his last ever, for real last ever, tour of London. That leaves a lot of other last ever options open. I wonder how many fools will buy tickets to that freaks concerts.

I would if I were in the UK at the time.

Just as I do not judge Wagner's music for his own interesting views on the Jews, I have no reservations against Michael Jackson's talent.
Trostia
06-03-2009, 20:04
http://www.intellectualconservative.com/article2144.html

An interesting article on the subject.
Tanara
06-03-2009, 20:09
Thanks Trostia, that was an interesting article.
AHSCA
06-03-2009, 20:12
Michale Jackson lost his mind a looooooooooong time ago.
Ashmoria
06-03-2009, 20:22
and who told him that THAT was a good look in a chin? i thought his nose was bad but it looks almost normal when compared to his chin.
Wilgrove
06-03-2009, 20:25
You know, if Michael Jackson didn't have his millions of dollars, he'd either be a ranting homeless person, or he'd be in a mental institution. Or a rambling homeless person ina mental institution!
Sdaeriji
06-03-2009, 21:16
You know, if Michael Jackson didn't have his millions of dollars, he'd either be a ranting homeless person, or he'd be in a mental institution. Or a rambling homeless person ina mental institution!

No he wouldn't. He'd be a normal, well-adjusted man because he never would have gone through all the shit that made him the way he is. He's only the way he is because of his fame.
JuNii
06-03-2009, 21:34
No he wouldn't. He'd be a normal, well-adjusted man because he never would have gone through all the shit that made him the way he is. He's only the way he is because of his fame.

hard to say. after all, if he failed to become the star, he still would've have tried. so, then he would've gone through the same shit... probably worse because he failed.
Belarion
06-03-2009, 22:01
Michael Jackson is an easy target. Rich, famous, acting odd. Har har.

I think he's actually a good person, he doesn't mean harm to anyone - which is more than can be said of most humans.

So, sure, you can make fun of him if you want, but it's cheap. It's like how stupid people make fun of a homeless person because, haha, he doesn't even have a house, what a loser. It makes them forget their own stupidity and worthlessness.

And no, I am not calling anyone here stupid, I'm just saying MJ is too easy a target.
The Fanboyists
06-03-2009, 22:32
You posted this thread a few years too late. Whatever was left of his mind disappeared awhile back. Probably when he went from being a little black boy to a big white woman.
Boonytopia
07-03-2009, 06:30
Too late, it happened a long, long time ago.
Zombie PotatoHeads
07-03-2009, 06:36
Michael Jackson is an easy target. Rich, famous, acting odd. Har har.

I think he's actually a good person, he doesn't mean harm to anyone - which is more than can be said of most humans..
ummmm....apparently you missed all the paying hush money to families and arrests for child molestation charges. Where were you? hiding in a coal mine for the last 20 years?
greed and death
07-03-2009, 06:59
i heard he converted to islam, which makes him a terrorist and so we can seize his assets here.
Interstellar Planets
07-03-2009, 07:03
You know, if Michael Jackson didn't have his millions of dollars, he'd either be a ranting homeless person, or he'd be in a mental institution. Or a rambling homeless person ina mental institution!

If Michael Jackson didn't have his fame and his millions of dollars most people would probably feel a bit more sympathetic for the poor dude, rather than take the metaphorical (and ironic) Michael out of him all the time.

Same deal as with Jade Goody over here; people have suddenly been texting me the most horrendous jokes about her today for some reason. I don't really understand why she's famous in the first place, as I obviously don't partake in much pop culture these days, but I still don't think dying from cancer is particularly funny.
New Ziedrich
07-03-2009, 07:30
Remember when Michael Jackson used to be cool? I had a cassette tape of his stuff; it was pretty good.

Gary, Indiana smelled like wet ass the last time I went through there a few years ago; I figured I'd mention that since pretty much everything connected to Jackson sucks now.
Lunatic Goofballs
07-03-2009, 14:32
Personally, I blame it on the boogie. *nod*
Veblenia
07-03-2009, 16:44
No he wouldn't. He'd be a normal, well-adjusted man because he never would have gone through all the shit that made him the way he is. He's only the way he is because of his fame.

I have a feeling his childhood would have screwed him up pretty bad even if the Jackson Five never got anywhere. Joe Jackson doesn't sound like great parenting material.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
08-03-2009, 03:02
If Michael Jackson didn't have his fame and his millions of dollars most people would probably feel a bit more sympathetic for the poor dude, rather than take the metaphorical (and ironic) Michael out of him all the time.
Because people have so much sympathy for the poor and mentally ill. Especially when they're of an eccentric bent and there is suspicion that they might be child molesters.
Desperate Measures
08-03-2009, 07:12
We need to build a time machine, take a picture of Michael now and show that picture to Michael in 1984 and say, "Take more breaks. Drink plenty of liquids. Smoke a joint. Drink a beer. Don't take that commercial deal with Pepsi, trust me: just don't. My God, look what you do to your chin in the future. Look at that, Michael. Look at that chin and calm the fuck down."
Anti-Social Darwinism
08-03-2009, 07:23
We need to build a time machine, take a picture of Michael now and show that picture to Michael in 1984 and say, "Take more breaks. Drink plenty of liquids. Smoke a joint. Drink a beer. Don't take that commercial deal with Pepsi, trust me: just don't. My God, look what you do to your chin in the future. Look at that, Michael. Look at that chin and calm the fuck down."

How did a reasonably nice looking young black man with some talent turn into an ugly, deranged white woman?
Desperate Measures
08-03-2009, 07:31
How did a reasonably nice looking young black man with some talent turn into an ugly, deranged white woman?

I believe the turning point was Pepsi lighting his head on fire. When a giant soft drink company sets your head aflame, you can never be the same.
SaintB
08-03-2009, 13:24
I believe the turning point was Pepsi lighting his head on fire. When a giant soft drink company sets your head aflame, you can never be the same.

My name is SaintB and I endorse thhis message.
BunnySaurus Bugsii
08-03-2009, 13:34
It's not just Property, it's Intellectual Property.

Emailing Mr Jackson now. I can win this, I'll read some law on the plane.
Geniasis
08-03-2009, 18:17
ummmm....apparently you missed all the paying hush money to families and arrests for child molestation charges. Where were you? hiding in a coal mine for the last 20 years?

Nevermind that he was acquitted or anything.

How did a reasonably nice looking young black man with some talent turn into an ugly, deranged white woman?

For the skin, Jackson's had vitiligo and lupus since the '80s--though the latter is remission. It started making his skin lighter, and the treatments he uses make his skin even lighter than that.

A lot of his face was actually because of seriously significant weight loss, though I wouldn't rule out plastic surgery in addition. Also, he might have body dymorphic disorder and have no clue how his body is perceived by others.