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Pregnant prostitutes

Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 15:53
Last night I watched Tyra interview a pregnant prostitute who works at the bunny ranch brothel. Tyra (who I believe is the most judgmental and uptight prude on TV) was rather worked up by the idea of pregnant prostitutes.

Is there anything particularly offensive about pregnant prostitutes compared to prostitutes who are not pregnant?

Apparently, there are quite a few men who really dig the pregnant prostitute action. The prostitute theorized that men whose wives are unable to become pregnant seek her out to fulfill pregnancy fantasies. Is their anything particluarly disturbing about a man who seeks out pregnant hookers over other hookers?

Feel free to threadjack and just talk about prostitution if you want, but I am particularly interested in the topic of whether pregnancy or other factors make prostitution particluarly offensive. Obviously, it is bad for prostitutes to have STDs, bad breath, and a lack of enthusiasm. But what about those who are married? Those who are well educated? Those who are wealthy enough to not need the money?
Sarkhaan
06-03-2009, 15:58
I'm blanking on the name, but there was a comedian who said he won't have sex with his pregnant wife because he doesn't want his kid to later come and punch him in the head while yelling "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!"
Neesika
06-03-2009, 16:56
The only thing I'd be concerned about is the safety of the child (which is inherently linked to the safety of the mother). Prostitutes face violence at a much higher level and intensity than your average woman (absent those lucky women in other kinds of long-term abusive relationships). There is also the issue of more exposure to STIs which can impact the fetus' health.

If the pregnant prostitute has some way of ensuring that she is going to be able to conduct her business safely, then I don't see a big problem with it, assuming her consent. Absent that, it's all out the window. Those two things, btw 'ensured safety' and 'consent' need to applicable to anyone involved in selling sex.
Landrian
06-03-2009, 17:02
The only thing I'd be concerned about is the safety of the child (which is inherently linked to the safety of the mother). Prostitutes face violence at a much higher level and intensity than your average woman (absent those lucky women in other kinds of long-term abusive relationships). There is also the issue of more exposure to STIs which can impact the fetus' health.

If the pregnant prostitute has some way of ensuring that she is going to be able to conduct her business safely, then I don't see a big problem with it, assuming her consent. Absent that, it's all out the window. Those two things, btw 'ensured safety' and 'consent' need to applicable to anyone involved in selling sex.

The legal ranches in like Nevada and stuff have much safer reputations. I doubt there is the same sort of possibility of violence for those women. Also, they are very careful for STIs.

I suppose pregnant sex would be a little weird, particularly with someone who doesn't have your baby.. but to each his/her own.
Trostia
06-03-2009, 17:04
More cushion for the pushin'
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 17:06
I'm blanking on the name, but there was a comedian who said he won't have sex with his pregnant wife because he doesn't want his kid to later come and punch him in the head while yelling "HOW DO YOU LIKE IT?!"

There was Robert Schimmel who didn't want to have sex with his pregnant wife. He was talking about the logistics of even getting in there, "If I kneel on a stool and lift her legs up like a wheel barrow and lean forward, I can get in there. Then she says, 'look! You can see the baby moving!' No, I don't want to see the baby moving! Get it away! Now I can't do it. That's his home, he lives in there! I wouldn't want somebody sticking their dick in my house."
Neesika
06-03-2009, 17:08
Dunno...I know a lot of men and women who really, really liked having sex during pregnancy.

That made me think of pregnant men, poor wording perhaps. Whatever, you know what I mean, you bastards.
Ashmoria
06-03-2009, 17:08
if its OK with her doctor its OK with me.
Neesika
06-03-2009, 17:14
if its OK with her doctor its OK with me.
I wonder why it's okay for a woman to be a series of orifices for a man's pleasure until she's knocked up. Does this trigger some sort of incest taboo?
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:15
Dunno...I know a lot of men and women who really, really liked having sex during pregnancy.

That made me think of pregnant men, poor wording perhaps. Whatever, you know what I mean, you bastards.

I loved your post but have no idea what you were talking about.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:17
I wonder why it's okay for a woman to be a series of orifices for a man's pleasure until she's knocked up. Does this trigger some sort of incest taboo?

I guess it is sorta like having a baby involved in a threesome but of course it isnt but it kinda is. It is also sorta like giving butt sex to a woman with tapeworms.
Neesika
06-03-2009, 17:18
I guess it is sorta like having a baby involved in a threesome but of course it isnt but it kinda is. It is also sorta like giving butt sex to a woman with tapeworms.

...

I actually didn't mean an incest taboo in reference to the fetus, but rather in reference to the 'mother'.
Galloism
06-03-2009, 17:18
I guess it is sorta like having a baby involved in a threesome but of course it isnt but it kinda is. It is also sorta like giving butt sex to a woman with tapeworms.

Personal experience talking?
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:24
Personal experience talking?

I imagine that people know that they have tapeworms (according to what i saw on "House" they can be rather painful). I do not think that ladies that have tapeworms can even get horny. Not being a gynocologist and being the sort of man who gets medical knowledge from actors who play doctors on Tv I have no clue whether my suspiscions are correct or not.

I wish tapeworms did not hurt and were not really bad for you. I would eat a couple of tapeworm eggs just to lose weight.

Anyway, the point of the tapeworm reference is that there is something wierd about the idea of having sex with a hole that has something living in it. Plus fetuses, like tapeworms, are freaky looking. It is like having sex with a hole with an alien living in it.
Neesika
06-03-2009, 17:26
Anyway, the point of the tapeworm reference is that there is something wierd about the idea of having sex with a hole that has something living in it. Plus fetuses, like tapeworms, are freaky looking. It is like having sex with a hole with an alien living in it.

You are a strange, strange person. I will refrain from bringing up the myriad of other organisms that 'live in you', and just suggest that perhaps sex is not for you.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 17:28
*pokes head around corner*

so how far are we talking here? I can't decide if I should be offended without pictures! [insert comment that this is kinda what Jade Goody is doing]

That made me think of pregnant men, poor wording perhaps. Whatever, you know what I mean, you bastards.

well I'm growing some beer tits does that count?

Personal experience talking?

tape worms live in the colon don't they :confused:
Trostia
06-03-2009, 17:29
You are a strange, strange person. I will refrain from bringing up the myriad of other organisms that 'live in you', and just suggest that perhaps sex is not for you.

Yeah but most of those other organisms are unicellular. I think what he's getting at is that, like parasites, a fetus can burst out of your chest and start violently killing the other members of your crew. I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:31
You are a strange, strange person. I will refrain from bringing up the myriad of other organisms that 'live in you', and just suggest that perhaps sex is not for you.

There are lots of microorganisms but tapeworms and fetuses are pretty big. It is like having a puppy living inside of you. Creepy.

I am all about sex. I just fear the fetus filled uterus and the butt chock full of feeding and writhing worms as orifices I would like to partner up with on the quest for orgasms.
Ashmoria
06-03-2009, 17:32
I wonder why it's okay for a woman to be a series of orifices for a man's pleasure until she's knocked up. Does this trigger some sort of incest taboo?
in a relationship i think its a mental shift from "whore" to "madonna". if that is part of a man's psychology he is going to have a hard time fucking a mother.

with professionals i suppose it puts her in the category of "real person" who has a life outside of the profession. i dont think its wrong for a man to prefer to hire a woman who is not obviously pregnant. its as good a criterion as any other for chosing a particular prostitute.
JuNii
06-03-2009, 17:33
I wonder why it's okay for a woman to be a series of orifices for a man's pleasure until she's knocked up. Does this trigger some sort of incest taboo?

dunno. really.

Men might be afraid of damage to the fetus, which is why they may refrain from the nooky while the bun is in the oven.

also, depending on the style of sex... a pregnant woman may have to tone down on some of their normal activities.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-03-2009, 17:36
I'm agin it.
In fact, I'm still not entirely certain I support the idea of pregnancy on the whole. People growing other people inside of them? That's just weird. Why don't women have some sort of mechanism for releasing their young within a couple days of fertilization? In order to protect the embryos, they could be cushioned in a protein laced, transparent liquid, and then wrapped in a series of thin membranes. In order to ward of predators, these membranes could be protected by a thicker, harder structure on the outside.
It would make abortion much easier too. Don't want the kid, just take an axe to the shell and toss the bits in a Hefty bag.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:36
Yeah but most of those other organisms are unicellular. I think what he's getting at is that, like parasites, a fetus can burst out of your chest and start violently killing the other members of your crew. I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit.

Har! Nice post. Yeah I am a little creeped out by babies in general. I blame it on the creepy pickled baby in the transparent glass jar that I was horrified of as a child. My grandma had such a jar at her house and it horrified me as a child.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:37
in a relationship i think its a mental shift from "whore" to "madonna". if that is part of a man's psychology he is going to have a hard time fucking a mother.

with professionals i suppose it puts her in the category of "real person" who has a life outside of the profession. i dont think its wrong for a man to prefer to hire a woman who is not obviously pregnant. its as good a criterion as any other for chosing a particular prostitute.

Yes, but what about the guys who are all about the pregnant prostitutes?
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:39
I'm agin it.
In fact, I'm still not entirely certain I support the idea of pregnancy on the whole. People growing other people inside of them? That's just weird. Why don't women have some sort of mechanism for releasing their young within a couple days of fertilization? In order to protect the embryos, they could be cushioned in a protein laced, transparent liquid, and then wrapped in a series of thin membranes. In order to ward of predators, these membranes could be protected by a thicker, harder structure on the outside.
It would make abortion much easier too. Don't want the kid, just take an axe to the shell and toss the bits in a Hefty bag.

So um what you are saying is that we need the genetic engineers to give people monotreme dna so that instead of babies we have puggles?
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-03-2009, 17:47
So um what you are saying is that we need the genetic engineers to give people monotreme dna so that instead of babies we have puggles?
Yes, that would be nice. If they could find a way to give me electrical vision, that would be cool too. Finally, I'd be able to see the Xenomorphs and auto-turrets that I keep bumping into in the dark.
Greers red wings
06-03-2009, 17:47
I'm agin it.
In fact, I'm still not entirely certain I support the idea of pregnancy on the whole. People growing other people inside of them? That's just weird. Why don't women have some sort of mechanism for releasing their young within a couple days of fertilization? In order to protect the embryos, they could be cushioned in a protein laced, transparent liquid, and then wrapped in a series of thin membranes. In order to ward of predators, these membranes could be protected by a thicker, harder structure on the outside.
It would make abortion much easier too. Don't want the kid, just take an axe to the shell and toss the bits in a Hefty bag.

and we could play catch with it while we wait :P i hope we get to sit on it so it goes up our bottoms haha
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:51
Yes, that would be nice. If they could find a way to give me electrical vision, that would be cool too. Finally, I'd be able to see the Xenomorphs and auto-turrets that I keep bumping into in the dark.

Do monotremes have electrical vision? I am confused by all of this talk of Xenomorphs and auto-turrets. I am confused by a lot of stuff though, including how to operate my new cellular phone.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 17:53
Did anybody else watch the Tyra interview? I only watched part of it.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 17:57
am I the only one thinking they could have an awesome scam planned out with nothing more than an inflatable raft?
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:00
am I the only one thinking they could have an awesome scam planned out with nothing more than an inflatable raft?

Perhaps. What are you talking about?
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:01
Yes, that would be nice. If they could find a way to give me electrical vision, that would be cool too. Finally, I'd be able to see the Xenomorphs and auto-turrets that I keep bumping into in the dark.

and we could play catch with it while we wait :P i hope we get to sit on it so it goes up our bottoms haha

am I the only one thinking they could have an awesome scam planned out with nothing more than an inflatable raft?

Why do I get the impression that there are a bunch of silly people on NSG right now?
Ashmoria
06-03-2009, 18:02
Yes, but what about the guys who are all about the pregnant prostitutes?
i hope they have to pay substantially extra for it!

its just a kink like any other.
Galloism
06-03-2009, 18:03
Why do I get the impression that there are a bunch of silly people on NSG right now?

We're deadly serious people. LG hasn't pushed me into the mud in weeks.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:06
i hope they have to pay substantially extra for it!

its just a kink like any other.

What is it about the pregnant woman that is appealling? Obviously, there is the "no need for birth control" aspect but that is not all that relevant when dealing with whores. It is not like prostitutes come after johns for child support. Imagine the paternity tests on the hundreds of guys that she had been with.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-03-2009, 18:07
Do monotremes have electrical vision?
Platypuses do. (http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1692308) Just one more reason that they're awesome.
I am confused by all of this talk of Xenomorphs and auto-turrets. I am confused by a lot of stuff though, including how to operate my new cellular phone.
As demonstrated in the scientific document/game, Aliens Vs. Predator, (Third paragraph under the heading "Predator") (http://www.speedylook.com/Aliens_versus_Predator.html) Xenomorphs are visible to electroreceptive organisms. Turrets are also visible because they utilize electricity. However, other things that one might imagine run on electricity (like space ships or miniguns) are not visible. This is because space ships are powered by magic. Magic that explodes rather easily.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:07
We're deadly serious people. LG hasn't pushed me into the mud in weeks.

I do not understand what a lot of people are writing. What is this pushing into the mud business?
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:09
Platypuses do. (http://www.pubmedcentral.nih.gov/articlerender.fcgi?artid=1692308) Just one more reason that they're awesome.

As demonstrated in the scientific document/game, Aliens Vs. Predator, (Third paragraph under the heading "Predator") (http://www.speedylook.com/Aliens_versus_Predator.html) Xenomorphs are visible to electroreceptive organisms. Turrets are also visible because they utilize electricity. However, other things that one might imagine run on electricity (like space ships or miniguns) are not visible. This is because space ships are powered by magic. Magic that explodes rather easily.

Platypi are awesome. Thanks for the explanation.
H N Fiddlebottoms VIII
06-03-2009, 18:09
Why do I get the impression that there are a bunch of silly people on NSG right now?
I'm not silly. I just think about things differently from most people. I also think about different things than most people.
It is your fault for getting me started.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:13
I'm not silly. I just think about things differently from most people. I also think about different things than most people.
It is your fault for getting me started.

You are not silly. You provided me an explanation for what you were talking about. This unsillied you.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 18:14
I do not understand what a lot of people are writing. What is this pushing into the mud business?

Summon LG!
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 18:17
I do not understand what a lot of people are writing. What is this pushing into the mud business?

Summon LG!

You rang?

*pushes Galloism into the mud*
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 18:18
You rang?

*pushes Galloism into the mud*

I did.:tongue:

And LG, ever so great, exemplifies.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:19
Does anybody else think that this Tyra comes off as rather judgmental and prudish?

In this particular interview Tyra among other things told the whore that she was mad at her, that she let down herself, let down the younger 6 year old version of herself (?), let down the unborn child, and let her family down. Here is a woman that men pay to have sex with. I am a man and I think it would be really complimentary if a woman offered to pay me to have sex with her. Heck, it would be a compliment if a woman asked me to have sex with her for free.

This woman is practicing a legal profession and is able to make money from her body. Laborers and athletes make money from their body. I think Tyra should relax a little.

It might be a bit of a threadjack but Tyra also claimed in another interview that she was outraged by the idea of teenagers having sex. I think it is time for Tyra to step boldly forward into year 1965 or so and realize that sexual repression is just not cool.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:21
Summon LG!

You rang?

*pushes Galloism into the mud*

That was sooooo cool!!!!!! It was like NnT pulled out a pokeman thingy and said "Lunatic Goofballs, I choose you."
Galloism
06-03-2009, 18:22
That was sooooo cool!!!!!! It was like NnT pulled out a pokeman thingy and said "Lunatic Goofballs, I choose you."

*gasp*

LG is a pokemon!

Bet he looks like pikachu...
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 18:23
That was sooooo cool!!!!!! It was like NnT pulled out a pokeman thingy and said "Lunatic Goofballs, I choose you."

I go where I'm needed. :cool:

*pushes you into mud and scampers off*
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 18:23
*gasp*

LG is a pokemon!

Bet he looks like pikachu...

I'm more partial to Squirtle. *nod*
Galloism
06-03-2009, 18:24
I'm more partial to Squirtle. *nod*

Pikachu is the only pokemon I know.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:29
This thread has it all: hookers, tapeworms, pokemon, platypi...and all by only page 4!
Neesika
06-03-2009, 18:30
Yeah but most of those other organisms are unicellular. I think what he's getting at is that, like parasites, a fetus can burst out of your chest and start violently killing the other members of your crew. I say we take off and nuke the whole site from orbit.
I can always count on you to either make me want to pull my hair out, or grin manically. Guess!
in a relationship i think its a mental shift from "whore" to "madonna". if that is part of a man's psychology he is going to have a hard time fucking a mother.

with professionals i suppose it puts her in the category of "real person" who has a life outside of the profession. i dont think its wrong for a man to prefer to hire a woman who is not obviously pregnant. its as good a criterion as any other for chosing a particular prostitute.
Hey, I'm not trying to launch a human rights complaint based on 'providing a service ordinarily available to the public'...I don't care if the criterion is 'big hairy mole in the middle of her eyebrows'. Nonetheless, I've always found the whore/madonna dichotomy bizarre. Even though it sort of makes certain things more fun cuz they're that much nastier.



also, depending on the style of sex... a pregnant woman may have to tone down on some of their normal activities.A big factor in my desire to refrain from ever breeding again. Well, along with the whole 'you have to take care of them for 18 years after' thing. Been there, doing that, got the fucking t-shirt.

Yes, that would be nice. If they could find a way to give me electrical vision, that would be cool too. Finally, I'd be able to see the Xenomorphs and auto-turrets that I keep bumping into in the dark. All you have to do is hurl yourself into a brick wall at great speed so that you temporarily pass into the 8th dimension. Your sight will be fixed.


What is it about the pregnant woman that is appealling? Obviously, there is the "no need for birth control" aspect but that is not all that relevant when dealing with whores. It is not like prostitutes come after johns for child support. Imagine the paternity tests on the hundreds of guys that she had been with. Ugh. I want to hurl something at your head for some reason. Might be the wording, or the smug tone, I'm not sure.

Does anybody else think that this Tyra comes off as rather judgmental and prudish? Considering she made her career whoring herself out as a sex object? Just because her career didn't involve her participating in person during the 'happy ending' doesn't mean she's not monumentally hypocritical.
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 18:32
Pikachu is the only pokemon I know.

I had a friend who was horrendously into Pokemon along with his children. I mean horrendously. When a good friend is that into something, you tend to have far more knowledge than you would like shoved into your unwilling head. :(

Squirtle struck me as particularly mischievous. I like mischievous. :)
Galloism
06-03-2009, 18:34
This thread has it all: hookers, tapeworms, pokemon, platypi...and all by only page 4!

Welcome to NSG.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:37
Ugh. I want to hurl something at your head for some reason. Might be the wording, or the smug tone, I'm not sure.

Considering she made her career whoring herself out as a sex object? Just because her career didn't involve her participating in person during the 'happy ending' doesn't mean she's not monumentally hypocritical.

Football Helmet, I summon you!

Wasn't Tyra a Victoria Secret model? I don't think that makes her hypocritical but her prudishness and the way she judges people for their particluar version of heterosexuality makes me want to hurl something at her head.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:38
I had a friend who was horrendously into Pokemon along with his children. I mean horrendously. When a good friend is that into something, you tend to have far more knowledge than you would like shoved into your unwilling head. :(

Squirtle struck me as particularly mischievous. I like mischievous. :)

Like Galloism, I only know of Pikachu. Is Squirtle some type of cute battling turtle?
Neesika
06-03-2009, 18:40
Football Helmet, I summon you!

Wasn't Tyra a Victoria Secret model? I don't think that makes her hypocritical but her prudishness and the way she judges people for their particluar version of heterosexuality makes me want to hurl something at her head.

Tyra was one of the first 'supermodels'. She modelled for everyone and their grandmother.

She wouldn't have been a successful model were she not pushing her sex appeal.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 18:40
Perhaps. What are you talking about?

well you' know when your partner asks to experiment in the bedroom and pulls out a 12 man life raft and a gallon of lube...

Does anybody else think that this Tyra comes off as rather judgmental and prudish?

shes clearly just incredibly turned on (no vid?)

now if you will allow me to be judgmental what are you doing watching daytime TV you filthy bum!

if a woman asked me to have sex with her for free.

sex with a woman is never free and I think the allure of prostitution is at least shes honest (and actually you can make quite allot being a male escort*)

*Guardsmen [guys who wear the silly hats all day in London] often moonlight as escorts because its bloody good money

in another interview that she was outraged by the idea of teenagers having sex.

if I ever caught any daughter of mine shacking up with some 21+ year old POS with a bum fluff stash well...I'd probabaly get banned from NS

Pikachu is the only pokemon I know.

Mankey *nods*
Lunatic Goofballs
06-03-2009, 18:41
Like Galloism, I only know of Pikachu. Is Squirtle some type of cute battling turtle?

Yep:

http://www.freewebs.com/cjm-artz/squirtle.jpg
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:45
well you' know when your partner asks to experiment in the bedroom and pulls out a 12 man life raft and a gallon of lube...



shes clearly just incredibly turned on (no vid?)

now if you will allow me to be judgmental what are you doing watching daytime TV you filthy bum!



sex with a woman is never free and I think the allure of prostitution is at least shes honest (and actually you can make quite allot being a male escort*)

*Guardsmen [guys who wear the silly hats all day in London] often moonlight as escorts because its bloody good money



if I ever caught any daughter of mine shacking up with some 21+ year old POS with a bum fluff stash well...I'd probabaly get banned from NS



Mankey *nods*

One of the things I love about NSG is all of the British people with their British terms. I love the term "bum fluff stash" but I have no idea what it is. Is this some type of a mustasche?

My wife loves to watch garbage TV and we get Tyra on around midnight or so. She was watching it when I got out of the shower last night.

Although other men might be able to make a lot of money as a male escort I do not think I am one of those guys.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:46
Yep:

http://www.freewebs.com/cjm-artz/squirtle.jpg

He looks like a cross between a turtle and a squirrel. Oh my I get it now ..."Squir....tle". I feel like a dumbass.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 18:53
One of the things I love about NSG is all of the British people with their British terms. I love the term "bum fluff stash" but I have no idea what it is. Is this some type of a mustasche?

well you' know when teenagers get face pubes but its only a few straggly hairs that they show off with great pride? its pretty much that and its called bum fluff because well it just looks like the hair on your arse

My wife loves to watch garbage TV and we get Tyra on around midnight or so. She was watching it when I got out of the shower last night.

does this show have a phone in section?

Although other men might be able to make a lot of money as a male escort I do not think I am one of those guys.

do you have a pulse and the ability tell a string of lies to a womans family? are you willing to make a few bucks on the side to eat an old womans vag?

Oh my I get it now ..."Squir....tle". I feel like a dumbass.

I have never noticed that

mind = blown
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 18:58
do you have a pulse and the ability tell a string of lies to a womans family? are you willing to make a few bucks on the side to eat an old womans vag?

I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. This reminds me of a disgusting joke. I might get modded for it but here it is: What do old women taste like?

I will tell you the answer in a few minutes unless someone else posts it first.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 19:01
I will tell you the answer in a few minutes unless someone else posts it first.

sounds like some hard science is being done as we speak:p
Indecline
06-03-2009, 19:03
I guess it is sorta like having a baby involved in a threesome but of course it isnt but it kinda is. It is also sorta like giving butt sex to a woman with tapeworms.

That's just plain rotten...
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:06
I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. This reminds me of a disgusting joke. I might get modded for it but here it is: What do old women taste like?

I will tell you the answer in a few minutes unless someone else posts it first.

Depends
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:07
That's just plain rotten...

If you think that is bad, wait until you get to the part that uses such terms as "chock full" and "writhing".
Call to power
06-03-2009, 19:12
That's just plain rotten...

I don't know how he plans on worming his way out of that

Depends

I don't get it :(
Risottia
06-03-2009, 19:19
Last night I watched Tyra interview a pregnant prostitute who works at the bunny ranch brothel. Tyra (who I believe is the most judgmental and uptight prude on TV) was rather worked up by the idea of pregnant prostitutes.

Is there anything particularly offensive about pregnant prostitutes compared to prostitutes who are not pregnant?

Apparently, there are quite a few men who really dig the pregnant prostitute action. The prostitute theorized that men whose wives are unable to become pregnant seek her out to fulfill pregnancy fantasies. Is their anything particluarly disturbing about a man who seeks out pregnant hookers over other hookers?

Nothing strange or obscene or disturbing with a prostitute becoming pregnant.

I might raise some objections with her continuing her work during pregnancy - maybe it's not a good idea to stress the genitalia during a pregnancy.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:20
I don't know how he plans on worming his way out of that



I don't get it :(

Nice pun. The joke is a wordplay reference to "Depends brand" diapers for incontinent adults.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:23
Nothing strange or obscene or disturbing with a prostitute becoming pregnant.

I might raise some objections with her continuing her work during pregnancy - maybe it's not a good idea to stress the genitalia during a pregnancy.

This girl was pregnant and whoring her pregnant body out for money.

I am pretty sure that the vagina can get pounded safely even during pregnancy. I used to think that this ran the risk of ejaculating onto the fetus but I was told that I was wrong and that I was quite silly for having such worries.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 19:23
I might raise some objections with her continuing her work during pregnancy - maybe it's not a good idea to stress the genitalia during a pregnancy.

just think of it as a take your child to work day :)

Nice pun. The joke is a wordplay reference to "Depends brand" diapers for incontinent adults.

-_-

whats the best thing about shagging old ladies? they don't ask for their nappies back
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 19:30
That was sooooo cool!!!!!! It was like NnT pulled out a pokeman thingy and said "Lunatic Goofballs, I choose you."

It was something like that. Yes.

And LG is more of a: http://www.absoluteanime.com/pokemon/thumbs/_mr_mime-gif.jpg.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:33
just think of it as a take your child to work day :)

Har! That was funny.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:37
Tyra was one of the first 'supermodels'. She modelled for everyone and their grandmother.

She wouldn't have been a successful model were she not pushing her sex appeal.

So Tyra gets her panties in a bunch about people being paid for their hotness yet she was paid for her hotness. I bet it is all fake. I dated a Miss America pageant girl and she was a complete slut but when she was up on the stage she talked about how she was against premarital sex.
Risottia
06-03-2009, 19:41
I am pretty sure that the vagina can get pounded safely even during pregnancy. I used to think that this ran the risk of ejaculating onto the fetus but I was told that I was wrong and that I was quite silly for having such worries.

wiki: Pregnancy
Sexuality during pregnancy
Most pregnant women can enjoy sexual intercourse throughout gravidity.
...
Sex during pregnancy is a low-risk behaviour except when the physician advises that sexual intercourse be avoided, which may, in some pregnancies, lead to serious pregnancy complications or health issues such as a high-risk for premature labour or a ruptured uterus. Such a decision may be based upon a history of difficulties in a previous childbirth.
Call to power
06-03-2009, 19:44
SNIP

no sex for 9 months.

is that even possible?
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 19:45
no sex for 9 months.

is that even possible?

It is. *nod*
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:48
It is. *nod*

Not for most men. Its a plumbing thing.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 19:49
Not for most men.

But that doesn't mean it isn't possible.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 19:54
But that doesn't mean it isn't possible.

If sex is defined to include masturbation, I do not think that it is possible for a man to not even bait over the course of 9 months. I could not imagine avoiding sex and baiting for that long. That would have to cause prostate cancer. Heck, it would probably cause the prostatal equivalent of a heart attack.
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 19:58
If sex is defined to include masturbation, I do not think that it is possible for a man to not even bait over the course of 9 months. I could not imagine avoiding sex and baiting for that long. That would have to cause prostate cancer. Heck, it would probably cause the prostatal equivalent of a heart attack.

Masturbation is just self-gratification. Therefore, it is possible to not have sex for 9 months, be you a pregnant woman or otherwise.
The Parkus Empire
06-03-2009, 20:00
If sex is defined to include masturbation, I do not think that it is possible for a man to not even bait over the course of 9 months. I could not imagine avoiding sex and baiting for that long. That would have to cause prostate cancer. Heck, it would probably cause the prostatal equivalent of a heart attack.

Many monks proved you wrong--and I am talking about repulsively honest monks.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 20:02
Masturbation is just self-gratification. Therefore, it is possible to not have sex for 9 months, be you a pregnant woman or otherwise.

Yes, if masturbation is not sex then that is so.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 20:03
Many monks proved you wrong--and I am talking about repulsively honest monks.

I bet they all had the prostate cancer within 5 years of a baitin free lifestyle
Nanatsu no Tsuki
06-03-2009, 20:03
Yes, if masturbation is not sex then that is so.

According to Wiki:
Masturbation is a common form of autoeroticism, and the two words are often used as synonyms, although masturbation with a partner (mutual masturbation) is also common.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation
The Parkus Empire
06-03-2009, 20:05
I bet they all had the prostate cancer within 5 years of a baitin free lifestyle

It was probably the least of their problems. Many deliberately slept in the snow and fasted for weeks. Others shut themselves for years in rooms one cannot even stand-up in. Most of the monks lived long, miserable lives.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 20:06
So, what do you think of the following whores?

A pregnant whore?
A multi-millionaire whore?
A whore who is doing it because she is poor and needs the money?
A whore who spends her time whoring despite being a well-educated genius?
A whore who is married?
A whore who is so pretty that she could be making just as much money being a model?
The Parkus Empire
06-03-2009, 20:07
So, what do you think of the following whores?

A pregnant whore?
A multi-millionaire whore?
A whore who is doing it because she is poor and needs the money?
A whore who spends her time whoring despite being a well-educated genius?
A whore who is married?
A whore who is so pretty that she could be making just as much money being a model?

The same things I think of construction workers in all those states.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 20:12
The same things I think of construction workers in all those states.

Yeah, me too. We are too conservative to get any real debate or discussion going. We need more liberal outraged types to get a discussion going.
Galloism
06-03-2009, 20:17
So, what do you think of the following whores?

A pregnant whore?
A multi-millionaire whore?
A whore who is doing it because she is poor and needs the money?
A whore who spends her time whoring despite being a well-educated genius?
A whore who is married?
A whore who is so pretty that she could be making just as much money being a model?

I answer all of these with the simple phrase "A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying."
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 20:22
I answer all of these with the simple phrase "A lapdance is always better when the stripper is crying."

I have heard that before. Is that from a movie or something?
Galloism
06-03-2009, 20:22
I have heard that before. Is that from a movie or something?

Bloodhound Gang.
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 20:35
Bloodhound Gang.

Surely not the bloodhound gang from my childhood. The one with the theme song:
Wherever there is trouble
We'll be there on the double
We are the bloodhound gang
Glorious Freedonia
06-03-2009, 21:38
So did any of y'all ever work as a prostitute or hire one? Anybody have a pregnancy fetish? Since the conversation seemed to die down, I thought I'd drift the conversation along a bit.
Risottia
07-03-2009, 01:46
no sex for 9 months.

is that even possible?

Well... since I passed the first 16 years of my life with no sex but sex with myself... I'd guess that yes, it is possible.
Boonytopia
07-03-2009, 06:27
Ethically I don't have a problem with it. As long as the mother & foetus are both safe & healthy, then I think it's ok.