Hammurab
06-03-2009, 04:16
*open with aerial view of nationstates*
Nationstates, The Intrawebs, Southside, 10:52 pm
Officer Kat Ganistan, 6 year veteran MOD
"I became a mod because I wanted to help people, give back to the neighborhood...my dad was a sys op on one of the first BBS boards, his dad used to supervise an actual cork board...I think his grand dad was some kind of pig farmer..."
*radio breaks in* "uh, Foxtrot Uniform Six Niner, we have reports of a flaming in a thread on abortion, please respond, over"
"Roger that, rolling....okay, so these abortion threads are flamier than a Boston lawyer in a miata, but its something people like to talk about...we'll go over, see what's going on..."
*squad car rolls up on thread, two men are wrestling on the lawn where Trostia has Neo Art in a headlock...*
"Its not a parasite! Its nothing like a parasite!"
*Neo Art grabs Trostia's hips, lifts him up and drops him rectum-first onto a fire hydrant while screaming "It has many biological characteristics of a parasite!"**
**Trostia, unable to dislodge himself, rabbit punches Neo Art in the scroat**
"Terms like that don't help this debate!!!"
Katganistan goes to the trunk of the squad car...she looks over the tools of the trade...the ban-hammer, the deck of yellow and red cards, a set of threadlocks, and, for some reason, a cheese grater with dried blood and ass lube.
Three minutes later, Neo Art is being led over to the car with his shirt off, shouting "You assholes better get me a good lawyer! From Yale, or Harvard...not Brown! Not fucking Bro- SLAM"
Cut to Katganistan behind the wheel...."Is it worth it? Yeah. At the end of the day, protecting civil debate is more than a job. Its an opportunity to see people from all over the world, at their best, and at their wo....at their....NEO! STOP PRESSING THAT AGAINST THE PARTITION! PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!"
Demand permitting, join us next time when the rookie on the MOD squad, Kryozerkia, has to deal with Muravyets taking Jocabia hostage with a corkscrew and a bullwhip in a thread that started on the merits of cybersex and went to the phrase "I'll use your own fucking windpipe to oxygenate the fire I'm cooking your eyes out with!!!!" And that's page 2!
Nationstates, The Intrawebs, Southside, 10:52 pm
Officer Kat Ganistan, 6 year veteran MOD
"I became a mod because I wanted to help people, give back to the neighborhood...my dad was a sys op on one of the first BBS boards, his dad used to supervise an actual cork board...I think his grand dad was some kind of pig farmer..."
*radio breaks in* "uh, Foxtrot Uniform Six Niner, we have reports of a flaming in a thread on abortion, please respond, over"
"Roger that, rolling....okay, so these abortion threads are flamier than a Boston lawyer in a miata, but its something people like to talk about...we'll go over, see what's going on..."
*squad car rolls up on thread, two men are wrestling on the lawn where Trostia has Neo Art in a headlock...*
"Its not a parasite! Its nothing like a parasite!"
*Neo Art grabs Trostia's hips, lifts him up and drops him rectum-first onto a fire hydrant while screaming "It has many biological characteristics of a parasite!"**
**Trostia, unable to dislodge himself, rabbit punches Neo Art in the scroat**
"Terms like that don't help this debate!!!"
Katganistan goes to the trunk of the squad car...she looks over the tools of the trade...the ban-hammer, the deck of yellow and red cards, a set of threadlocks, and, for some reason, a cheese grater with dried blood and ass lube.
Three minutes later, Neo Art is being led over to the car with his shirt off, shouting "You assholes better get me a good lawyer! From Yale, or Harvard...not Brown! Not fucking Bro- SLAM"
Cut to Katganistan behind the wheel...."Is it worth it? Yeah. At the end of the day, protecting civil debate is more than a job. Its an opportunity to see people from all over the world, at their best, and at their wo....at their....NEO! STOP PRESSING THAT AGAINST THE PARTITION! PUT IT BACK IN YOUR PANTS!"
Demand permitting, join us next time when the rookie on the MOD squad, Kryozerkia, has to deal with Muravyets taking Jocabia hostage with a corkscrew and a bullwhip in a thread that started on the merits of cybersex and went to the phrase "I'll use your own fucking windpipe to oxygenate the fire I'm cooking your eyes out with!!!!" And that's page 2!