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Thank you Internet!

ChristWire.org (http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/)
Just ask Amber why we don't have to. They will do it themselves; the above link explains many of life's questions asked by parents and young people the world over like:

Is it OK to masturbate? No, exploring sexuality is for the devil!

Can two people of a different faith find love? SSSSSSINNER!

Are video games a sin? Only if you don't pray for 2 hours afterward.

Oh yeah... don't forget that Marvel Comics is supporting homosexuality with their new line of wolverine toys!



To be serious, this is exactly what religious people don't need to be like. If there is really a God, I think they can't stand these mindless zombies. Does anyone think this site is serious? Or is it a spoof on religious conservatives?

This isn't serious. It fails the smell test big time.

The site is "Powered by Values, Morality, Conservatism ·" I am hoping it is a parody ;)

Then again - if God did no want people to behave this way, why did he tell them to behave this way in his holy Book ;) ?

I have a feeling God isn't going to be powering their site for quite a while...

*snickers deviously*

Also, yes, please press the Conservatives on this issue any time they try to argue with you. Lord knows how many extremities I've cut off and microwaved in the name of salvation when they've sinn...

Oh, right, my brain counts... >.>

The site is "Powered by Values, Morality, Conservatism ·" I am hoping it is a parody ;)

Then again - if God did no want people to behave this way, why did he tell them to behave this way in his holy Book ;) ?

He didn't, someone else did. Until I can find the complete and unabridged Bible written by God with a forward by Jesus Christ. I won't believe vast portions of what is written in there is anything more than allegory and fables.

Thank you Internet!

ChristWire.org (http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/)
Just ask Amber why we don't have to. They will do it themselves; the above link explains many of life's questions asked by parents and young people the world over like:

Is it OK to masturbate? No, exploring sexuality is for the devil!

Can two people of a different faith find love? SSSSSSINNER!

Are video games a sin? Only if you don't pray for 2 hours afterward.

Oh yeah... don't forget that Marvel Comics is supporting homosexuality with their new line of wolverine toys!



To be serious, this is exactly what religious people don't need to be like. If there is really a God, I think they can't stand these mindless zombies. Does anyone think this site is serious? Or is it a spoof on religious conservatives?

I'd say it's one of the more sophisticated parodies.

Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.

LMAO...suuuure.

LMAO...suuuure.

Religious conservatives don't even like protected fornication (well they don't even like fornication) because it kills babies.

Its quite possible that these people are serious.

I watched some clips of a conservative gathering on The Daily Show. Its really creepy how Rush and Palin or whoever come out and say their predictable, vitriolic speeches, and the crowd cheers or boos like good little puppets dangling on their strings. This is a party which now apparently makes a virtue of mindlessness and group-think. Never underestimate the trollish stupidity of extreme conservatives.

Its quite possible that these people are serious.

I watched some clips of a conservative gathering on The Daily Show. Its really creepy how Rush and Palin or whoever come out and say their predictable, vitriolic speeches, and the crowd cheers or boos like good little puppets dangling on their strings. This is a party which now apparently makes a virtue of mindlessness and group-think. Never underestimate the trollish stupidity of extreme conservatives.

The thought of this horrifies me. I was just about to go to bed but I think I'll have nightmares.

I can't believe I am genuinely more upset over this than racist websites.

I can't believe I am genuinely more upset over this than racist websites.

I am too actually... it was fun to laugh at but the thought that these people might honestly for one second be serious scares and angers me.

I can't believe I am genuinely more upset over this than racist websites.

Most likely, if you read this through, you'll find that it is a racist website.

SaintB, where do you find these sites?

Its quite possible that these people are serious.

I watched some clips of a conservative gathering on The Daily Show. Its really creepy how Rush and Palin or whoever come out and say their predictable, vitriolic speeches, and the crowd cheers or boos like good little puppets dangling on their strings. This is a party which now apparently makes a virtue of mindlessness and group-think. Never underestimate the trollish stupidity of extreme conservatives.

Why must all conservatives be religious in nature? Why do you think all conservatives would think masturbation is a sin? Conservatives mainly want to conserve the way things are and not going around changing things for the sake of changing it.

It is why many greenies are also conservatives.

If this lady is a spoof, its too bad. She does important work.

I'm going to see if she wants to rent a booth at Stephen Baldwin's "Smash a Vibrator for Christ" Extreme Teen Abstinence Rally and Gunsmithing Trade School Expo, being held at a quality Best Western Motor Lodge and Conference Center near you!

Bring the fragmented and smashed remains of your non-functioning vibrator, dildo, anal tickler, expanding butt plug, or remote operated chrome pleasure egg and receive $2 off at the gate!

So, the truth about masturbation finally emerges! :P

http://christwire.org/2009/03/marvel-now-promotes-gay-agenda-with-wolverine-toy/

I like this article, but still the thing they are talking about is pretty fun, not quite promoting a gay agenda as they wouldn't have placed it there on purpose but so wrong it is funny.

http://christwire.org/2009/03/marvel-now-promotes-gay-agenda-with-wolverine-toy/

I like this article, but still the thing they are talking about is pretty fun, not quite promoting a gay agenda as they wouldn't have placed it there on purpose but so wrong it is funny.

I get that same look on my face when somebody is inflating me.

http://christwire.org/2009/01/barack-obama-terrorizes-a-baby-picture/
:D

Why must all conservatives be religious in nature?

This woman is clearly both. Pointing to the behavior of other religious conservatives as evidence that these people might be serious is not nessissarily unjustified.

Why do you think all conservatives would think masturbation is a sin?

I don't. I specified "extreme conservatives" in my post. Why must you straw man my post?

Conservatives mainly want to conserve the way things are and not going around changing things for the sake of changing it.

In the US, Conservatives, or at least the extreme ones, mainly want to build a Christian militant state while simultaneously being corporate bitches. And unless you are severely ignorant/parallysingly stupid/delusional, you know it.

http://christwire.org/2009/02/scary-chinese-woman-goes-insane-in-airport-terrorizes-767-passengers/

There's some seriously creative people on that site. :D

This woman is clearly both. Pointing to the behavior of other religious conservatives as evidence that these people might be serious is not nessissarily unjustified.

That's true, but still not all conservatives are religious in nature and not all consevatives while may have a religion do not try and take it into they political beliefs.

I don't. I specified "extreme conservatives" in my post. Why must you straw man my post?

Because I did't read your last sentance now did I. :$

In the US, Conservatives, or at least the extreme ones, mainly want to build a Christian militant state while simultaneously being corporate bitches. And unless you are severely ignorant/parallysingly stupid/delusional, you know it.

Militant?

Now then a question? Was the US a Christian militant state?

http://christwire.org/2009/02/scary-chinese-woman-goes-insane-in-airport-terrorizes-767-passengers/

There's some seriously creative people on that site. :D
that just screams that this site is a parody.
No-one could possibly believe that in 1997,"...without precedent China suddenly declared war on Hong Kong, where millions of Chinese foot soldiers and tanks quickly blitzed and brought much destruction to the innocent British colonists and their native-indian friends in Hong Kong.

With the liberal Bill Clinton in office in 1997, Britain was not able to get the help it needed to ward of the Chinese incursion and as such Hong Kong quickly fell to the conquering Chinese communist forces in the same year."
One expects a rightwingnutjob to be wrong in some respects but to be this wrong about everything is beyond the pale.
Site's obviously a parody.

Site's obviously a parody.

Yep, and all you need to do to establish that is to read more than 1 article.
But it's pretty hilarious to see the serious reactions here. :tongue:

That's true, but still not all conservatives are religious in nature and not all consevatives while may have a religion do not try and take it into they political beliefs.

Of course, and for that matter, you could probably find non-conservative religious fanatics if you looked hard enough. I didn't mean to suggest anything to the contrary.

However, this author is clearly supposed to be both religious and conservative, and I was attempting to provide another example of such people to show how this site might indeed be serious.

Because I did't read your last sentance now did I. :$

It might be a good idea to do that. Its not like my post was really long or anything.

Militant?

Now then a question? Was the US a Christian militant state?

Don't tell me you're going to try arguing that the Founding Fathers created America as a Christian state.:rolleyes:

I'm really not sure it is.

I think we may've reached the very farthest right of the religious crazies. It's unusual to see ALL of these causes and attitudes on the one site, but I've seen most of them on various sites before. Be afraid, be vaery afraid. People actually believe this stuff.

I'm really not sure it is.

I think we may've reached the very farthest right of the religious crazies. It's unusual to see ALL of these causes and attitudes on the one site, but I've seen most of them on various sites before. Be afraid, be vaery afraid. People actually believe this stuff.

Well, it may actually be serious for (some of) its participants, but that doesn't preclude it from being a parody. Although in that case maybe "parody" isn't the correct word, but my mental English dictionary currently fails to come up with the correct word for "people who are so absurd that they are a parody of themselves".

Dangerous, however, they are not.

Dose Amber's picture remind anyone else of one those female Japanese andriods?

http://christwire.org/2009/02/scary-chinese-woman-goes-insane-in-airport-terrorizes-767-passengers/

There's some seriously creative people on that site. :D

what the hell is this? I live in Hong Kong and this is completely made up, these christwire people really are insane. kamakazi is Japanese, China was on america's side of WW2

what the hell is this? I live in Hong Kong and this is completely made up, these christwire people really are insane. kamakazi is Japanese, China was on america's side of WW2

So these Chinese commies have managed to brainwash you so thoroughly that you actually believe that liberal/communist/muslim/<fill in any group you dislike> version of history?

http://christwire.org/2009/02/scary-chinese-woman-goes-insane-in-airport-terrorizes-767-passengers/

There's some seriously creative people on that site. :D

We all know the story of how the Chinese even used commiekazis (’divine’ wind pilots) to suicide bomb American warships with planes the first time America stopped their expansion during World War 2.
MY God... They spelled Kamikaze wrong, they put China on the wrong side of the war, they mixed up China with Japan, and theysaid they started the Kamikaze's as soon as possible.

What kind of monsters are these people? Have they no respect for history? :tongue:

What kind of monsters are these people? Have they no respect for history? :tongue:

History ? The world is only 150 years old man! All those claims of it being any older are heresy.

History ? The world is only 150 years old man! All those claims of it being any older are heresy.

Well, not exactly 150 years. It started in 1776, didn't it?

Fundies Say the Darndest Things and Rationalwiki all seem pretty certain it's a Poe (http://rationalwiki.com/wiki/Poe%27s_Law).

You know it would be a lot easier to sort out the parodies if the real things weren't so batshit insane.

SaintB, where do you find these sites?


A friend showed it to me, the amusing part... he's religious and a conservative and he showed me this site because these people were so bad they made him uncomfortable.


Why must all conservatives be religious in nature? Why do you think all conservatives would think masturbation is a sin? Conservatives mainly want to conserve the way things are and not going around changing things for the sake of changing it.

I didn't say they all do, but this Ask Amber person seems to.

http://christwire.org/2009/02/scary-chinese-woman-goes-insane-in-airport-terrorizes-767-passengers/

There's some seriously creative people on that site. :D

Ok, after reading this these people can't be serious; nobody is that stupid.

The problem is that he is Muslim and my family do have a problem with trust, call them very patriotic.

Many people do not realize this, but the threat of Homegrown Terrorism is very, very high and every neighborhood may have an American jihadist traitor lurking about. Imagine the sorrow in your parents hearts if this young man is one of the hundreds of millions of Muslims who could potentially be working with homegrown terrorists, and he did something to harm you....Poe?

Ok, after reading this these people can't be serious; nobody is that stupid.

Yes; Yes there are people that stupid. I've met some. People who honestly believe UN Armies are massing in Canada and Mexico to invade the US; others who actually believe everything written down that isn't the Bible is satanic lies. NEVER underestimate human stupidity!

http://christwire.org/2009/03/god-nearly-smashes-earth-with-giant-spacerock/

http://christwire.org/2009/03/god-nearly-smashes-earth-with-giant-spacerock/

I lol'd.

You know, this is really no different than when Hotwife posted the Obama parody site as an example of how liberals "really" think. It's a troll, obviously.

Ok, after reading this these people can't be serious; nobody is that stupid.

http://www.conservapedia.com ?

http://www.conservapedia.com ?

That's just the frustrational outlet of the Conservatives, it isn't even remotely close to the same league as chirstwire.

It's ChristOnion. Definitely. *nods* Damn nice work, too. :D Case closed.

So these Chinese commies have managed to brainwash you so thoroughly that you actually believe that liberal/communist/muslim/<fill in any group you dislike> version of history?

:tongue:

There isn't any propaganda within the SARs (not the disease), its all on the mainland. But the propaganda is all so incredibly blatant, yet still uncommon. To be honest, I would say there is more propaganda in the US, although most of it is consumerist.

Yes; Yes there are people that stupid. I've met some. People who honestly believe UN Armies are massing in Canada and Mexico to invade the US; others who actually believe everything written down that isn't the Bible is satanic lies. NEVER underestimate human stupidity!

Of course the part about UN Armies is a lie...

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Shit. They're onto us!

http://christwire.org/2009/03/god-nearly-smashes-earth-with-giant-spacerock/
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Now we know what happened to Baldwin for Christ. ;)

Don't judge most conservative Christians by the actions of a few nutcases, seriously..... It may be a satire, I don't know...

For those of you who are in any doubt, the site is satirical.
Read their 404 page:
http://christwire.org/wp-admin/install.php

The interwebz tell me the page used to link to the Landover Baptist Church. Whether that's true or not, the text has 'satire' stamped all over it.

The fact that people can't tell for sure if this is for real or not is a bit frightening...at first you laugh about the stupidity on the site but then you realize that somewhere there are people that think like this.

The problem is that he is Muslim and my family do have a problem with trust, call them very patriotic.

Many people do not realize this, but the threat of Homegrown Terrorism is very, very high and every neighborhood may have an American jihadist traitor lurking about. Imagine the sorrow in your parents hearts if this young man is one of the hundreds of millions of Muslims who could potentially be working with homegrown terrorists, and he did something to harm you.

...Poe?

Funny, it is the Christian fundies that are actually the real, home-grown terrorists (intellectual terrorism).

For those of you who are in any doubt, the site is satirical.
Read their 404 page:
http://christwire.org/wp-admin/install.php

The interwebz tell me the page used to link to the Landover Baptist Church. Whether that's true or not, the text has 'satire' stamped all over it.

What the shit! I was going to use this as a showcase for Christian un-fundamentalism in my paper :(

Can Christwire be the greatest troll site evar?

http://img131.imageshack.us/img131/1834/trollb.jpg

It a parody, and a damn good one at that.

Masturbation will make your daughter very comfortable exploring her body, and it will not be long until she begins to envision other people partaking in the deviant behavior with her.

This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you don’t put a stop to it right now.



Awesome.


And hawt.

Religious conservatives don't even like protected fornication (well they don't even like fornication) because it kills babies.

"[K]ills babies"? Jehovah's Witnesses have approved of the use of marital birth-control, and they are a damned Godly bunch.

They can form a Christian Intertubewebz with Landover Baptist Church. That would be an epic win.

What the shit! I was going to use this as a showcase for Christian un-fundamentalism in my paper :(

Can Christwire be the greatest troll site evar?


'Fraid so. Although you might find some material in the moronic comments people have posted on the site. There's got to be some mileage in that - it's a scathingly satirical website, yet many visitors to it think it's genuine. Shows just how demented some of these fundies are.

It also links to some genuine sites that you might find useful.

Funny, it is the Christian fundies that are actually the real, home-grown terrorists (intellectual terrorism).I suppose the irony is lost on them.

It a parody, and a damn good one at that.I agree. ^

Dear Amber,
My family are very devout Christians (I don’t even know if there was a generation of ust that wasn’t) and my father is also a pastor. I recently met a charming boy who I love dearly and in my heart I feel we can really go great places together, he’s wonderful.

The problem is that he is Muslim and my family do have a problem with trust, call them very patriotic. How do I explain to my family that they have to get to know the person and not judge on outside prejudice?

- Wisconsin girl in love

Dear Wisconsin Love,

Your parents love you with all their heart and are looking out for your best interest. Many people do not realize this, but the threat of Homegrown Terrorism is very, very high and every neighborhood may have an American jihadist traitor lurking about.

Jihad USA: Confronting the threat of homegrown terror is an excellent piece that will open your eyes against this very serious threat to America and potentially to your life.

Imagine the sorrow in your parents hearts if this young man is one of the hundreds of millions of Muslims who could potentially be working with homegrown terrorists, and he did something to harm you. Would that not be a cruel fate to place on your parents?

That is their concern, Wisconsin Girl. When you’re young it’s really easy to want to combat your parents and not take their word to heart. But know they are always looking out for your best interests and something in their guts is telling them, “no, no, no”.

So talk to them more about their views on terrorists in America and ask the young man about it too. If he becomes upset with you asking and gets offended, run! He may be guilty. Your parents love you and someone else does too, Wisconsin Girl.

- Amber


So...awesome.

So...awesome.

Now if they would only discuss the threat of AmeriCaliphatization that's at the top of President Sauron Hussein Obama's agenda....

Now if they would only discuss the threat of AmeriCaliphatization that's at the top of President Sauron Hussein Obama's agenda....

Oh God! LOLOLOLOL!!!

A friend showed it to me, the amusing part... he's religious and a conservative and he showed me this site because these people were so bad they made him uncomfortable.

Tell me about it, it is why I get irritated when people say that Christians are like this or right wingers are like that, when in reality not all of us are. Sure some may be like that but certainly not all.

I didn't say they all do, but this Ask Amber person seems to.

Yeah she does.

The site was worth it merely for the link to this (http://www.theseminal.com/2009/02/19/we-want-america-back/) article.

What, no one else liked the faggy pink dolphins (http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/)?

Its quite possible that these people are serious.

I watched some clips of a conservative gathering on The Daily Show. Its really creepy how Rush and Palin or whoever come out and say their predictable, vitriolic speeches, and the crowd cheers or boos like good little puppets dangling on their strings. This is a party which now apparently makes a virtue of mindlessness and group-think. Never underestimate the trollish stupidity of extreme conservatives.
Oh you mean like Obama's speeches also?

Preach to a converted audience and you get the general cheers and boos ;)

Most definitely a spoof. And if it isn't, the people running it have highly disjointed views about what it means to be Christian. I never quite understood Fundamentalism. As a Catholic, I was always taught to tolerate others, don't matter what ideals they hold differently from myself. My preacher always tells me the Bible was more a moralistic guide-manual as to how one can achieve inner peace. "It's one way of achieving something" he says. "But", he told me, "people are good in many different ways. They are confused. They do only what they believe is best for their souls and the souls of others." I can't help but agree. These people should take a leaf out of Jesus' book: "Thy enemy is thy brother. Love him as such."

Thank you Internet!

ChristWire.org (http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/)
Just ask Amber why we don't have to. They will do it themselves; the above link explains many of life's questions asked by parents and young people the world over like:

Is it OK to masturbate? No, exploring sexuality is for the devil!

Can two people of a different faith find love? SSSSSSINNER!

Are video games a sin? Only if you don't pray for 2 hours afterward.

Oh yeah... don't forget that Marvel Comics is supporting homosexuality with their new line of wolverine toys!



To be serious, this is exactly what religious people don't need to be like. If there is really a God, I think they can't stand these mindless zombies. Does anyone think this site is serious? Or is it a spoof on religious conservatives?

please God let this be a spoof...

I am very "religious." That means, btw, that I have a very dynamic and devout relationship w/ God, not that I follow the dogma or "party line" of a particular denomination.

I just about screamed when I read the her response to masterbation (This will of course lead to your daughter seeking out a male companion, or even female. As a teenager, your daughter’s mind is not yet developed enough to handle the pressures and responsibilities of being sexually active. It will lead to great sorrow in her life if you don’t put a stop to it right now.) and her answer to the question of dating, "Young love is truly exciting and what you’ve planned to do sounds truly wonderful

What - she thinks that dating a guy is NOT going to lead to a desire for sex, but that masturbation most certainly will???????? She thinks that it is safer for a young girl to be emotionally stimulated and "let the relationship progress naturally," and that won't lead to sex, but masturbation will???

And her statistics are ridiculous. Studies show that 87% of the women who become prostitutes did so because of unbridled masturbation as a teenager, and over 90% of girls who become pregnant as teenagers did so because of masturbation loosened their morals and made them more apt to engage in unprotected fornication.

Yeah - and how many women who masturbated DIDN'T become prostitutes??? I'd bet at least 90% of women who masturbate do NOT end up as prostitutes. I would also bet that the girls who didn't use birth control ALSO had "loose morals" in regards to lying, the clothes they wear, and what they watch on tv.

her response is idiotic, and fails to demonstrate the smallest amount of either wisdom or compassion. She makes gross and extreme accusations and assumptions.

shame on her.

Loose morals are a good thing. You don't want them to chafe and ride up, do you?

Not to be a wet blanket or anything, but didn't we just lambaste the Late Hotwife for putting up an obvious spoof website and pretending it was the real thing and attacking liberals for the exaggerated views stated on it? I mean, I've just read the stuff you all have commented on and I can tell it's a spoof. And sure, just like the fake Obama message board it might have caught the rare nit witted true believer, but who here really feels that they're represented by the stupidest or most gullible of those who at least marginally are 'in your camp?' When they have heads of movements and titular heads of the parties with millions of followers who say some pretty ridiculous things we don't really have to stoop to creating a phantom 'they' that 'really believe' some exaggerated point

Not to be a wet blanket or anything, but didn't we just lambaste the Late Hotwife for putting up an obvious spoof website and pretending it was the real thing and attacking liberals for the exaggerated views stated on it? I mean, I've just read the stuff you all have commented on and I can tell it's a spoof. And sure, just like the fake Obama message board it might have caught the rare nit witted true believer, but who here really feels that they're represented by the stupidest or most gullible of those who at least marginally are 'in your camp?' When they have heads of movements and titular heads of the parties with millions of followers who say some pretty ridiculous things we don't really have to stoop to creating a phantom 'they' that 'really believe' some exaggerated point


The difference is, the OP acknowledges it may be a parody, and doesnt pretend it is 100% for sure legit.

the Late Hotwife

I was gone for a couple of days. It appears I have missed something.

I was gone for a couple of days. It appears I have missed something.

Perma-ban for trolling.

Perma-ban for trolling.

All hail the mods

LMAO...suuuure.


Yeah, definitely a parody. But you never know...Fred Phelps wasn't joking :(

The difference is, the OP acknowledges it may be a parody, and doesnt pretend it is 100% for sure legit.

That's really just a backhanded out (and an edited add on). To even pretend something like that might be true is really hand in hand with what Hotwife did and it's disengenous to pretend "oh it might be" is some sort of moral high ground.

Look, it doesn't make me at all happy to be 'defending' Hotwife (though I'm not really), but c'mon. We should be better than this and when we're not we should call it out. Otherwise we're just barking hounds on one side of the line or the other.

I followed one of the links to a Christian gaming site to find this gem about The Force Unleashed--"Though I do not recall any profanities, it is not unheard of for the Star Wars games to include a few uses of "dang" or "hell."

Lucas seems to be poisoning our children's minds once again. Dang him to hell.

I followed one of the links to a Christian gaming site to find this gem about The Force Unleashed--"Though I do not recall any profanities, it is not unheard of for the Star Wars games to include a few uses of "dang" or "hell."

Lucas seems to be poisoning our children's minds once again. Dang him to hell.


I lol'd

I want to sign up for one of those sites and claim to be a luciferian satanist and just fuck with people. :D

I would calm down if I were you, Wanderjar. God might smash you with his mighty spacerock (http://christwire.org/2009/03/god-nearly-smashes-earth-with-giant-spacerock/), or unleash his fury (http://christwire.org/2009/03/god-unleashes-winter-fury-on-new-york-east-coast/)upon your soul.

...or turn your hair gray (http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-claim-catalase-enzyme-causes-your-hair-to-turn-gray/).

EDIT: Damn it, this is definitely a parody. I was so ascited.

I followed one of the links to a Christian gaming site to find this gem about The Force Unleashed--"Though I do not recall any profanities, it is not unheard of for the Star Wars games to include a few uses of "dang" or "hell."

Lucas seems to be poisoning our children's minds once again. Dang him to hell.

Who was the reviewer, Ned Flanders?

http://southdakotapolitics.blogs.com/south_dakota_politics/images/2007/04/02/nedflanders.jpg

http://christwire.org/2009/03/scientists-have-created-gay-pink-dolphin/

It's a parody.

Honestly, I wouldn't be surprised if these were Real, I hope they aren't but There are people who think that way. It is a shame to see that some of the freedoms we have are taken advantage of.

We have a muslim that we work with, and yeah we joke around with him, (I know it isn't right) But He started the whole thing by calling himself a "Rock thrower" and ya'll know how stuff evolves...

Point is, People need to learn tolerance, not only for different races and religions, But For their beliefs in other matters as well, for example politics... I just hate watching people claw at each others throats because they don't agree on Taxes and Welfare benifits, It breaks my heart...

Thank you Internet!

ChristWire.org (http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/)
Just ask Amber why we don't have to. They will do it themselves; the above link explains many of life's questions asked by parents and young people the world over like:

Is it OK to masturbate? No, exploring sexuality is for the devil!

Can two people of a different faith find love? SSSSSSINNER!

Are video games a sin? Only if you don't pray for 2 hours afterward.

Oh yeah... don't forget that Marvel Comics is supporting homosexuality with their new line of wolverine toys!

Glorifying a hateful site that should be directing it towards the grubby bastards that pose as the high and mighty Christ's disciples is despicable.

I bet if there was one of these against Islam or a different religion you'd all be screaming "leave them alone they have religious rightses"


To be serious, this is exactly what religious people don't need to be like. If there is really a God, I think they can't stand these mindless zombies. Does anyone think this site is serious? Or is it a spoof on religious conservatives?

How many times must I say it???

Hate cultists, leave the religion alone. There is a difference between cults and religion.

That's really just a backhanded out (and an edited add on). To even pretend something like that might be true is really hand in hand with what Hotwife did and it's disengenous to pretend "oh it might be" is some sort of moral high ground.

Look, it doesn't make me at all happy to be 'defending' Hotwife (though I'm not really), but c'mon. We should be better than this and when we're not we should call it out. Otherwise we're just barking hounds on one side of the line or the other.

No, your just being an ass. The edit was to fix some spelling mistakes and add a poll, you're making stupid assumptions. I was asking NS if they thought this was real (pink dolphins prove its just a big joke) or fake because I seriously didn't know, and I also pointed out that the whole site is funny.

Oh yeah... don't forget that Marvel Comics is supporting homosexuality with their new line of wolverine toys!

My mom has always said that she thinks Hugh Jackman is gay. There may be some truth to this. :D

Glorifying a hateful site that should be directing it towards the grubby bastards that pose as the high and mighty Christ's disciples is despicable.

I bet if there was one of these against Islam or a different religion you'd all be screaming "leave them alone they have religious rightses"

I'm an equal opportunity basher, I'll make fun of anything, anytime, anywhere, especially stupidity.

Today, I found this:

More Strange Homemade Japonees Hentai Noodle Porn (http://christwire.org/2009/03/more-strange-homemade-japonees-hentai-noodle-porn/)

Just remember that THE TRUTH is stranger than fiction....


Rapture Ready (http://www.rr-bb.com/forumdisplay.php?f=35) - For your daily fundie humour dose.


:)

No, your just being an ass. The edit was to fix some spelling mistakes and add a poll, you're making stupid assumptions. I was asking NS if they thought this was real (pink dolphins prove its just a big joke) or fake because I seriously didn't know, and I also pointed out that the whole site is funny.
And that's where you lose it. Sorry dude, it's as obvious a parody as the fake Obama message board. To even pretend it might be true makes you the ass. I'm not about to give bad arguments a free pass because they're 'on my team.' Pulling crap like this weakens us all, because the next time a Hotwife wants to pull this nonsense and gets called on it we now get three pages of "oh, but when a liberal does it..." Bullshit is bullshit. Whether you're pretending to not have known or for some reason do not have the critical reading skills to have seen the obvious parody is largely irrelevant.

Best.....parody.....Site.....EVER!

I don't think the site serious at all... (not saying there aren't people out there who agree with the stuff though)

The post on WoW (http://christwire.org/2009/03/parent-alert-world-of-warcraft-and-cosplay-will-destroy-your-child/) assured me of it.


haha at sex for epic mount

Thank you Internet!

ChristWire.org (http://christwire.org/2009/02/is-it-ok-for-my-christian-daughter-to-masturbate/)
Just ask Amber why we don't have to. They will do it themselves; the above link explains many of life's questions asked by parents and young people the world over like:

Is it OK to masturbate? No, exploring sexuality is for the devil!

Can two people of a different faith find love? SSSSSSINNER!

Are video games a sin? Only if you don't pray for 2 hours afterward.

Oh yeah... don't forget that Marvel Comics is supporting homosexuality with their new line of wolverine toys!



To be serious, this is exactly what religious people don't need to be like. If there is really a God, I think they can't stand these mindless zombies. Does anyone think this site is serious? Or is it a spoof on religious conservatives?
who is "them" referring to? religious people? conservatives?

haha at sex for epic mount

I forgot all about that woman.

Well, not exactly 150 years. It started in 1776, didn't it?
just the united states of america. we are not the world, just the greatest country ever. well we were before we had that idiot shrub in the white house

Holy crap...

Have you seen this one?
"More Strange Homemade Japonees Hentai Noodle Porn"
Note that there's no nudity. Just a guy eating soba with two guys in a mask watching him.

These christfans don't even know what real pr0n is like. Losers.

just the united states of america. we are not the world, just the greatest country ever.

Hm.

Not the most populated, that being PR China.
Not the country with the largest territorial extension (formerly CCCP, now Russian FR).
Not the country with the highest GDP per capita (Luxembourg iirc).
Not the country with the highest export value (German FR).

...either define better "great" as countries go... or use a "just my beloved country" or something like that.

just the united states of america. we are not the world, just the greatest country ever. well we were before we had that idiot shrub in the white house

Em... ah, of course. It's Behaved.

Holy crap...

Have you seen this one?
"More Strange Homemade Japonees Hentai Noodle Porn"
Note that there's no nudity. Just a guy eating soba with two guys in a mask watching him.

These christfans don't even know what real pr0n is like. Losers.

You mean you aren't turned on by this? :confused:

I would say you don't know real porn.





:D

Def's a parody...look at the ads. There's one for "The God Virus: How religion infects our lives and culture", and another for Palm springs romantic vacations showing two guys snuggled together.

http://christwire.org/2009/03/video-of-octomom-nadya-suleman-giving-birth/

Hm.

Not the most populated, that being PR China.
Not the country with the largest territorial extension (formerly CCCP, now Russian FR).
Not the country with the highest GDP per capita (Luxembourg iirc).
Not the country with the highest export value (German FR).

...either define better "great" as countries go... or use a "just my beloved country" or something like that.
most influential. ok?

Em... ah, of course. It's Behaved.
why do you say that?

why do you say that?

Because you're a curious poster. :wink:

You mean you aren't turned on by this? :confused:

I would say you don't know real porn.
:D

AYEEE!!! You insulted the good name of real porn! You blasphemer!



:D

most influential. ok?

Yes.
(though the Vatican might rise an issue here... ;) )

Yes.
(though the Vatican might rise an issue here... ;) )
i once saw that my country is likely the most influential nation. influential=great, at least in my world. empires seem to qualify for that more. imperialism=colonialism

A photo of Michelle Obama’s prom dress has surfaced and I must say you can see how much of a flussy she was in high school.

Look at the high slit in her dress. This is inviting pre marital sex. I guess this would be typical of a black women. Most black women have children by the time they are 17 and seem to always have the “daddy not around” issue. I wonder if Obama knows his first lady was most likely this guys first lady on her prom night.

Also, look at the low cut top. I guess she was using her devil ways even before she got in the spotlight. She must of use these same tactics to even get in the spotlight.

Quite racsit too....and where to start on the vampirism article?