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Having a week off work, so being the exciting funster that I am I am emptying out my deep freeze so I can de-frost it. I am now down to a bag of frozen blueberries and some frozen squid. Does anybody have a good blueberry pie recipe (preferably one that doesn't use 'cups' as a unit of measurement. The squid is going in the bin as I found it right at the back...

step 1
blend the blueberries finely in a food processor

step 2
blend the squid in a food processor

step 3
mush together into patties

step 4
deep fry to make blueberry and squid fritters (batter optional)



glad to be of service *tips hat*

step 1
blend the blueberries finely in a food processor

step 2
blend the squid in a food processor

step 3
mush together into patties

step 4
deep fry to make blueberry and squid fritters (batter optional)



glad to be of service *tips hat*

I might have fallen for squid stuffed with blueberries

take a pie pan--pour in the blueberries. if it doesnt come to the top of the pan, you dont have enough blueberries. make blueberry muffins instead.

Mix them with some pancake batter and have blueberry pancakes.

Disclaimer: I have no idea if this is actually how blueberry pancakes work, or even if you eat proper pancakes in whatever backwards country you come from. Perhaps muffins would be a better idea.

I found a hand in my freezer.

Does any one have any good recipes?

As for the blueberries just defrost them and eat them plain.

I found a hand in my freezer.

Does any one have any good recipes?
Human or monkey? I suggest making some wishes while holding the hand to find out.

Human or monkey? I suggest making some wishes while holding the hand to find out.

Be warned that wishes granted by any supernatural entity are likely to be taken as literally as possible for maximum harm on the part of the wisher. Any such wish should be very carefully planned in advance and carefully structured.

Be warned that wishes granted by any supernatural entity are likely to be taken as literally as possible for maximum harm on the part of the wisher. Any such wish should be very carefully planned in advance and carefully structured.
I've always wondered what would happen if you purposefully wished for bad things. What would a genie do if some smartass walked up to it and said, "I wish I were Hitler"?

Be warned that wishes granted by any supernatural entity are likely to be taken as literally as possible for maximum harm on the part of the wisher. Any such wish should be very carefully planned in advance and carefully structured.

I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?…

I shudder at the thought of emptying my freezer.

I've always wondered what would happen if you purposefully wished for bad things. What would a genie do if some smartass walked up to it and said, "I wish I were Hitler"?

Imagine if god answered prayers the way genies grant wishes.

I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?…
It'll be rotten. That would not be weird, would it?

I've always wondered what would happen if you purposefully wished for bad things. What would a genie do if some smartass walked up to it and said, "I wish I were Hitler"?
change him into the ashes of hitler i suppose.

It'll be rotten. That would not be weird, would it?

I suppose it would not be weird, but I was actually hoping someone might get the reference.

I suppose it would not be weird, but I was actually hoping someone might get the reference.
I got it! I understand! I'm cool! Please give me attention! Please give me a biscuit! Please! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!

It was a Simpsons reference, right

I got it! I understand! I'm cool! Please give me attention! Please give me a biscuit! Please! Pleasepleasepleasepleaseplease!!

It was a Simpsons reference, right

*Hands over biscuit*

Be warned that wishes granted by any supernatural entity are likely to be taken as literally as possible for maximum harm on the part of the wisher. Any such wish should be very carefully planned in advance and carefully structured.
Just call a lawyer. It's what they do.

Seeing as you have all been busy speculating about monkey hands I have been forced to seek the advice of a professional blueberry lobbying group.
http://www.blueberry.org/Basic%20Blueberry%20Recipes1.pdf

Though they use damned cups as a measure, don't they realise that millions of dollars worth of satellites crash every year because of NASA using cups and other contractors using proper measurements. No US scientist has won a Nobel Prize for chemistry for years "we took three cups of diethylene glycol dimethyl ether..."...

I’ll make a wish that can’t backfire. I wish for a turkey sandwich on rye bread with lettuce and mustard, and and I don’t want any zombie turkeys, I don’t want to turn into a turkey myself, and I don’t want any other weird surprises. You got it?…

The turkey's a little dry.

the squid is not rotten. that's just how squid smells.
slice the squid up batter them and fry it.
you get a squid dish white people can handle.

as for the blue berries jsut it them as is.

Rambhy, you are cordially invited to clean my fridge.

Having a week off work, so being the exciting funster that I am I am emptying out my deep freeze so I can de-frost it. I am now down to a bag of frozen blueberries and some frozen squid. Does anybody have a good blueberry pie recipe (preferably one that doesn't use 'cups' as a unit of measurement. The squid is going in the bin as I found it right at the back...


dude: blueberry pancakes! blueberry muffins are delish, too - they both use about a cup of berries.

Another yummy: get some sugar cookie dough, roll it flat, cut it into little circles, and make little pie tart shells. cook thoroughly. Mix 8 oz cream cheese w/ 1/2 sour cream or vanilla yogurt (you could potentially used flavored yogurt for this recipe, too). Add about 3 tablespoons confectioner's sugar. mix until smooth. spoon small amounts of the goo into the "pie" shells, top w/ sweetened blueberries. Yum!!

Rambhy, you are cordially invited to clean my fridge.

is there alcohol in your fridge by chance ?

is there alcohol in your fridge by chance ?

There's wine on the cupboard. <.<

You need a recipe to figure out what to do with a blueberry, for crying out loud? Take frozen blueberries out of freezer. Thaw. Spoon over ice cream, pudding, or yogurt. Optional = Top with sweetener of choice, such as sugar, honey, maple syrup, jam, etc. Amount = to taste.

Make some blueberry pie and share it with NSG!

The pie is in the oven, the pie is in the oven.




...my Moscow handlers better be happy

Mix them with some pancake batter and have blueberry pancakes.

Disclaimer: I have no idea if this is actually how blueberry pancakes work, or even if you eat proper pancakes in whatever backwards country you come from. Perhaps muffins would be a better idea.

You're not supposed to mix it in, you're supposed to drop them on top when the pancakes are cooking.

The pie is in the oven, the pie is in the oven.




...my Moscow handlers better be happy

Mmmm... pie.:p

There's wine on the cupboard. <.<

I can defiantly empty that for you.

I can defiantly empty that for you.

Alcoholic!:tongue:

the squid is not rotten. that's just how squid smells.
slice the squid up batter them and fry it.
you get a squid dish white people can handle.

Deep fry that battered squid!
Squid Tempura (http://japanesefood.about.com/od/tempura/a/cookingtempura.htm)!

Deep fry that battered squid!
Squid Tempura (http://japanesefood.about.com/od/tempura/a/cookingtempura.htm)!

I was thinking in more of the fried calamari style.

I've always wondered what would happen if you purposefully wished for bad things. What would a genie do if some smartass walked up to it and said, "I wish I were Hitler"?
They'd find themselves immediately dead?

I was thinking in more of the fried calamari style.
either way would work for me. :p

The turkey's a little dry.

The turkey’s a little dry! Oh, foe and cursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee.

Hey, hey someone played with me.

Alcoholic!:tongue:

No No Alcoholics go to meetings I am a drunk.
Sadly i am out of SoChu and my car is in the shop so i cant go get another one.

I was thinking in more of the fried calamari style.

*drools*
Frita de calamares. Qué rico!!!