NationStates Jolt Archive

My elderly tomcat used to love pot. If my friends and I were smoking, he'd come out and chill with us, sniffing the smoke. Once he stole my roommate's stash - we found him with it, tearing at the plastic bag to get to it. But the following is just plain cruel and stupid.

http://news.aol.com/article/cat-stuffed-inside-bong/365296

Oh, is it strange that the first thought I had was about Michael Phelps?

Bonsai Bong Cat.

People are weird, weird and random, weird, random and oftentimes cruel.

That sucks.


When I used to smoke out at a friends house he was the only one there who smoked, so we had to go to the laundry room they had in the backyard. Every time we did there was a cat that would start scratching at the door until we let it in, then would stand on the washing machine and try and stretch his little head so that he could get into the clouds of exhales. If we'd exhale gently towards him he'd just turn his head up, close his eyes and purr like mad.