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If you die, how will you let NSG know? Is NSG the forum for you? Or is it just another in a long line? Will they know you're gone because you stopped posting? Or will you place it in your will for a special file to be uploaded to NSG with a fond farewell? I've always found the latter way interesting, a message from beyond the grave.:D

So how about it Generalites? Will you let NSG know you're dead, or will you leave us to wonder?

Via haunting.

When I go, I'm taking all of you with me...

Hopefully that's still 50 or so years away. By then we'll be in some apocalyptic wasteland. Cue Mad Max/Fallout 3 like world

Well considering my death is likely to involve large amounts of Uranium and the Jolt Severs I think you'll notice.

Tbh I wouldn't really care enough about NSG to let them know I was dead.

If you think I am rising from the dead just to post on NSG...

In accordance with the rules and regulations governing the practice of solipsism, NSG will cease to exist when I die.

I'm far to young to be worrying about my will, but whenever I do get around to writing one, I may give it some thought.

If you think I am rising from the dead just to post on NSG...

...I'm right? :p

They will know when I accidentally a post.

Not to be hypocritical or anything, but why would I let NSG I'm dead?

dying is for n00bs, lol, i wanna live forever!

I won't die, I will be promoted to Almighty. They already have my resume.

As for letting you all know, I think you'll be able to tell. ;)

I won't die, I will be promoted to Almighty. They already have my resume.

As for letting you all know, I think you'll be able to tell. ;)

I'm frightened.

I won't die, I will be promoted to Almighty. They already have my resume.

As for letting you all know, I think you'll be able to tell. ;)

*stocks up on pies, tacos and mud. Places them on altar.*

I'm frightened.

I work in mysterious ways. :cool:

I already died. Being dead wasn't all that was cracked up to be. So I came back. And started posting. B)

ZOMG! Zombie EuroCommunist Pirate!

I should add that I highly doubt NSG will still exist by the time my life ends. I could say the same for on-line forums in general, though we may have a more advanced (or more primitive analogy).

*stocks up on pies, tacos and mud. Places them on altar.*

You have earned my favor. *nod*

I'll have someone post a .WAV file that will begin my own series of games. *evil grin*

It'll be on the news. Just watch for the keywords 'armed standoff', 'barricaded' ' and 'ATF.'

Probably will or something. I'd like to pretend I matter to you all enough to do such! heehee.

I won't die.

If I don't sign in on a regular basis Jolt is directed to run the banner ads announcing my death to appear as a side window in every single one of your posts. Clicking will result in a free burrito, just as a fuck you to the people with adblock who will go unaware of my demise.

If I don't sign in on a regular basis Jolt is directed to run the banner ads announcing my death to appear as a side window in every single one of your posts. Clicking will result in a free burrito, just as a fuck you to the people with adblock who will go unaware of my demise.

:eek:

Guaranteed, no matter how, someone will respond with: get a blog.

...The title of this thread...its burns. Oh, God, it burns! :eek: :eek2: :eek: :eek2:

Guaranteed, no matter how, someone will respond with: get a blog.

Iamdead.blogspot.com?

you wont know. no one will come on from my family to post details of my demise. you wont notice that ive stopped posting. (supposing that my posting is noticed now)

I'm a Time Lord, so it's not really much of an issue.

you wont know. no one will come on from my family to post details of my demise. you wont notice that ive stopped posting. (supposing that my posting is noticed now)

Who are you again?

When I go, I'm taking all of you with me...
When I die, I'm taking Indecline with me.

Who are you again?
exactly.

how often does it take months before you realize that you havent seen <X> in a long time? sometimes its not until they come back.

exactly.

how often does it take months before you realize that you havent seen <X> in a long time? sometimes its not until they come back.

I randomly go and come again. No one seems to notice.

Unless I declare my intent to leave and tell you all what I really think of you, earning a perma-ban, if I stop posting here, assume I died :p

I randomly go and come again. No one seems to notice.
aye.

i only notice when you come back.

aye.

i only notice when you come back.

With excitement or trepidation?

just acknowlegement. i have trouble remembering who i agree with and who is an idiot sometimes. so i always give returners the benefit of the doubt until it becomes obvious again.

I'll have stopped posting. Also readers of the Hull Daily Mail will hear about it if I'm at uni, or readers of the Evening Press will know if I'm back in York.

I'll have stopped posting. Also readers of the Hull Daily Mail will hear about it if I'm at uni, or readers of the Evening Press will know if I'm back in York.
do readers of the hull daily mail know you are yootopia?

I have a list of sites, logins and passwords in an envelope for my mother to inform the digital world in the event of my sudden departure. You will know it is real and not a hoax because it will say stuff like, "So, I don't know who the fuck all you wierdos are, but---wait, what's the name? Ryadn? I don't even know what that means!---well, whatever you knew her as, she's dead."

If you die, how will you let NSG know? Is NSG the forum for you? Or is it just another in a long line? Will they know you're gone because you stopped posting? Or will you place it in your will for a special file to be uploaded to NSG with a fond farewell? I've always found the latter way interesting, a message from beyond the grave.:D

So how about it Generalites? Will you let NSG know you're dead, or will you leave us to wonder?

I voted on the Public Poll on option 4 as the closest option I could vote on other than other. Hotel California blah, blah, back from the grave, et cetera.

I have always posted that I will post on forever from beyond the grave.

Miami Shores.

Check out my sig.

you wont know. no one will come on from my family to post details of my demise. you wont notice that ive stopped posting. (supposing that my posting is noticed now)

:( I would notice.

I imagine NSG barely knows I'm alive. And I plan to outlive this forum by a longshot, in any case...

I don't think anyone here would much care if I died, but you're all invited to the funeral, which will not actually be a funeral, but a big party. :)

...as to how you'll be informed, well, that you're going to have to work that one out yourselves. :tongue:

I've got a dead man's switch right under my desk. If I topple over, it is programmed to send a few emails around ("Rejoice! He's a goner!"). I'll add posting a message on here. :D

I've already made my youtube will, it's just waiting to be posted by my executor. ;)

My will requires you are all buried alive in my mausoleum, so you'll know around the time they seal you in.

...mosalium...

Apparently, it's got something to do with the river Maas, just like "mosasaurus" 'n' such... but what exactly it is... :confused:

I'll just leave you all wondering. :wink:

I will haunt every single one of you in your dreams! Bwahahahaha!

Mmmmmm, wet dreams, like in the good old days... :D

I'll be dead, and frankly I won't give a shit. All the cool kids seem to be leaving anyway.... :(

I will find out who has died when I go to the great NSG in the sky, where I can debate with other Generalities who have also passed away. God bless their souls (gee that will make an excellent thread title, where people can debate about how offended they will be because someone said that)

Any Generalities don't die, they just have nothing left to argue.

I know that is lame but I'm sure someone can do better

I'll just leave you all wondering. :wink:

At least then I will always have hope that someday I will meet you. :)

I'll be dead, and frankly I won't give a shit. All the cool kids seem to be leaving anyway.... :(

Thanks, I feel so loved right now...:tongue:

At least then I will always have hope that someday I will meet you. :)

*smiles*

Thanks, I feel so loved right now...:tongue:

:fluffle:

Thanks, I feel so loved right now...:tongue:

Come on CM embrace the uncoolness.

SaintB is just an old poster who misses the days when he was young in these forums and the people he 'grew-up' with are no longer here. Us newer people are threats to what was a nice existence for him. Kind of when an old guy is at a club and leaves in a huff because the music is crappy, the people are wearing different clothes and the drinks cost more.

Come on CM embrace the uncoolness.

SaintB is just an old poster who misses the days when he was young in these forums and the people he 'grew-up' with are no longer here. Us newer people are threats to what was a nice existence for him. Kind of when an old guy is at a club and leaves in a huff because the music is crappy, the people are wearing different clothes and the drinks cost more.

Lol I have been here what... 2 months longer than you?

:fluffle:
:fluffle: (Wow, an actual use for that smiley :eek2:)
Come on CM embrace the uncoolness.

SaintB is just an old poster who misses the days when he was young in these forums and the people he 'grew-up' with are no longer here. Us newer people are threats to what was a nice existence for him. Kind of when an old guy is at a club and leaves in a huff because the music is crappy, the people are wearing different clothes and the drinks cost more.

Right, right. It's okay SaintB, all is forgiven. Except that God awful Reindeer necktie you wore at the last NSG office party/. That simply cannot be forgiven.:p

Lol I have been here what... 2 months longer than you?

Quiet old man :)

Yeah I did join only a few months after you but still younger. I suppose like real life I still act as if I am a young lad at heart, maybe part of the reason why I have a bunch of friends in the 18-20 range when I am 23.

:fluffle: (Wow, an actual use for that smiley :eek2:)


Right, right. It's okay SaintB, all is forgiven. Except that God awful Reindeer necktie you wore at the last NSG office party/. That simply cannot be forgiven.:p

I was trying to get in the holiday spirit... it was that or the mistletoe baseball cap.

Actually I was just looking as well and CM has been on these forums longer than me.

CM, you old fool, get with the program and start ragging on the new posters

Actually I was just looking as well and CM has been on these forums longer than me.

CM, you old fool, get with the program and start ragging on the new posters
Holy crap has it been that long?:eek2:

I still feel so young...:tongue:

Holy crap has it been that long?:eek2:

I still feel so young...:tongue:

It has man, it has.

*Starts reminiscing about his time on NSG*

Holy crap has it been that long?:eek2:

I still feel so young...:tongue:

All three of you have been here longer than me.

Quiet old man :)

Yeah I did join only a few months after you but still younger. I suppose like real life I still act as if I am a young lad at heart, maybe part of the reason why I have a bunch of friends in the 18-20 range when I am 23.

Well I'll have you know that back in m day we had respect for older posters!

All three of you have been here longer than me.

Quiet young 'un! Back in my day, we respected our elders!:wink:

All three of you have been here longer than me.

Get off my lawn!

*walks in with cane*

Get off mah lawn, young wippersnappers!

*mumbles about the old days*

All three of you have been here longer than me.

Young posters should be seen and not heard.

*walks in with cane*

Get off mah lawn, young wippersnappers!

*mumbles about the old days*

Yessir...

*walks in with cane*

Get off mah lawn, young wippersnappers!

*mumbles about the old days*

Oh great the old great grandfather is here.

Look we will just sit you down here at the kids table. What's that? Your mushed peas, yes here they are, now be careful, don't eat them all at once be slow about it. If you have to go to the toilet just tell us and we will guide you there.

WMU since he is sitting with you wipe the peas from around his mouth when he is finished will you?

WMU since he is sitting with you wipe the peas from around his mouth when he is finished will you?

Do I have to?

Oh great the old great grandfather is here.

Look we will just sit you down here at the kids table. What's that? Your mushed peas, yes here they are, now be careful, don't eat them all at once be slow about it. If you have to go to the toilet just tell us and we will guide you there.

WMU since he is sitting with you wipe the peas from around his mouth when he is finished will you?hehe.:tongue:

Do I have to?
yes.

Do I have to?

Yes, or I will send you to bed without any desert.

Now do you need your meat cut up for you? Or can you do it on your own?

hehe.:tongue:


yes.

BTW, heard of capitalization?

Yes, or I will send you to bed without any desert.

Now do you need your meat cut up for you? Or can you do it on your own?

Why would I want a desert? What I would do with it? :p

BTW, heard of capitalization?

He is an old man, he hasn't used let alone heard about these new gadgets you kids are using nowadays

Why would I want a desert? What I would do with it? :p

*facepalm*

Watch your tounge, don't contradict your elders

Now do you need your meat cut up for you? Or can you do it on your own?I can do that myself.

BTW, heard of capitalization?I'm typing this when bend over the back of a chair, ok? Besides, weren't you the one who was to lazy for capitalization when you came here?:)

Pfft, newbies. Gerrof my lawn.

Edit: Oh sorry HC, didn't see you there for a minute. My sight must be going.

I'm typing this when bend over the back of a chair, ok? Besides, weren't you the one who was to lazy for capitalization when you came here?:)

Yes, but I can link the thread where I got basically yelled at because of an aposthrophe in a verb.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565922

I can do that myself.

Yes of course you can dear, you are so independent aren't you? *roll eyes at other 2007 posters* But I was actually asking WMU about his meat, bless him sometimes he cant quite cut through it all, arms aren't quite strong enough yet. *pats WMU on the head*

Pfft, newbies. Gerrof my lawn.

Edit: Oh sorry HC, didn't see you there for a minute. My sight must be going.It all comes with age.

All we need is a 2002 nation now.

Yes, but I can link the thread where I got basically yelled at because of an aposthrophe in a verb.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565922
And rightly so.;)

And rightly so.;)

After that I became more careful with grammar.

After that I became more careful with grammar.

I saw what you did there. I thought you spelt it wrong on purpose for a minute there

Aww its so cute when the elderly plays with the kids.

I saw what you did there. I thought you spelt it wrong on purpose for a minute there

No, it was a typo.

After that I became more careful with grammar.Excellent. *Mr. Burns finger thingy*

I saw what you did there. I thought you spelt it wrong on purpose for a minute there.
Fixed.

Fixed.

One full stop? Really? Get back to your peas old man.

And stop that snickering WMU unless you want your mouth washed out with soap and water again?

One full stop? Really? Get back to your peas old man.

And stop that snickering WMU unless you want your mouth washed out with soap and water again?

What snickering?

What snickering?

I know you well enough to know what you were thinking, so don't even think about it. Don't back chat your elders.

One full stop? Really? Get back to your peas old man.
Let that be a lesson to you! I'm old and allowed to complain about spelling.

My corpse would lurk less and post more

I know you well enough to know what you were thinking, so don't even think about it. Don't back chat your elders.

Alright, what does ''back chat'' mean?

My will dictates that my brain will be revived and plugged in to the servers. When anyone trolls or flames here, I'll send a highly concentrated and lethal beam of rogue data down teh intertubes that will cause the offending poster's computer to explode, killing them instantly. Most of you probably won't notice. If Hotwife sets up another account however...

Let that be a lesson to you! I'm old and allowed to complain about anything and everything.

Fixed.

Alright, what does ''back chat'' mean?

Also know as talking back.

Saying some rude or obnoxious comment

E.g When your mother tells you two wrongs don't make a right. And you reply with a "But two negatives make a positive" Got into a bit of trouble over that one.

Fixed.
True that.:tongue:

Also know as talking back.

Saying some rude or obnoxious comment

E.g When your mother tells you two wrongs don't make a right. And you reply with a "But two negatives make a positive" Got into a bit of trouble over that one.

Why can't you use words that you can at least find when you google it?

Why can't you use words that you can at least find when you google it?

Don't know maybe Google isn't as all knowing as people think it is.

Kat will post a thread about how she totally just killed a guy she caught wearing her clothes...

the clothes just happen to be my man fur:(

I will haunt every single one of you in your dreams! Bwahahahaha!

oh noez!

"Think unsexy thoughts! Think unsexy thoughts!"

this is the third person to use greed and death. the last two died from alcohol poisoning. when I die another drunk will rise to take my place.

Okay the real way you know when I've passed?

Australia is proved to be nothing more than a hoax. The day you see that headline is the day I pass away.

Set up a dead mans switch . . .should I ever die NSG will know about it Muhahahahahahahha!

First vote for 'Why would I let this particular forum know? I've got thousands of others!'

A lack of 'I wouldn't, and you wouldn't care anyway' option IMO, even if there was 'Other'. You're not leaving much choice by having everything above that.

DFD will hear through gossip that I've died, she'll cry about it on GM, and then WYTYG will come here, lap dance, get pregnant, and make a thread.

first vote for 'why would i let this particular forum know? I've got thousands of others!'

a lack of 'i wouldn't, and you wouldn't care anyway' option imo, even if there was 'other'. You're not leaving much choice by having everything above that.

Muhahahahahaha!

Yes, but I can link the thread where I got basically yelled at because of an aposthrophe in a verb.

http://forums.jolt.co.uk/showthread.php?t=565922

I didn't shout at you, and you started writing correctly. I think it was win-win situation. And it's spelled apostrophe, not aposthrophe.

And it's spelled apostrophe, not aposthrophe.

Say Adu-kun, I didn't know you could lisp. :D

Say Adu-kun, I didn't know you could lisp. :D

Well, when speaking fluent Spanish in the Andalusian dialect, I lisp very well. Not so much with my Asturian. :p

Well, when speaking fluent Spanish in the Andalusian dialect, I lisp very well. Not so much with my Asturian. :p

That's because Asturian don't lips that much, tío. Live in Madrid for 3 years... that's another matter.:D

That's because Asturian don't lips that much, tío. Live in Madrid for 3 years... that's another matter.:D

Muchos lispamente-ing in Madrid, then?

Muchos lispamente-ing in Madrid, then?

Sí, se sesea mucho en los Madríz.

I didn't shout at you, and you started writing correctly. I think it was win-win situation. And it's spelled apostrophe, not aposthrophe.

It's the grammar police! It's only a typo.

It's the grammar police! It's only a typo.

http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/grammar-nazi.jpg

http://marcvz.net/blog/wp-content/uploads/2007/09/grammar-nazi.jpg

I nearly fell out off my chair laughing.

I nearly fell out off my chair laughing.

Then you have a crap sense of humour.

Sí, se sesea mucho en los Madríz.

Porque? How come in some regions of Spain (i.e. Andalusia) there is a lot of lisping, but not in others?

Then you have a crap sense of humour.

Maybe, maybe not.

Porque? How come in some regions of Spain (i.e. Andalusia) there is a lot of lisping, but not in others?

Same as in England. There a variety of accents in Spain. Some Spaniards lisp, others aspire some vowels, yet others do not add a s to the ending of some words that have s (i.e. ma, instead of mas).

Same as in England. There a variety of accents in Spain. Some Spaniards lisp, others aspire some vowels, yet others do not add a s to the ending of some words that have s (i.e. ma, instead of mas).

Ahhhh muchas gracias señorita. ( lo siento yo no probarlo mucho español any more)

I don't post here as often as many of you, so you will have to ask yourself "What happened to that person who posted on NSG every few days/weeks? His name... what was it? I know it began with S..."

I don't post here as often as many of you, so you will have to ask yourself "What happened to that person who posted on NSG every few days/weeks? His name... what was it? I know it began with S..."

I'll just pop over to forum 7 and see if you are still posting there.

Taking you all with me sounds good. Think of yourselves as my mighty clay warriors of the land beyond death.

I'll let y'all wonder. You're just one of 36,385 fora I check on a daily basis.

:D

Ahhhh muchas gracias señorita. ( lo siento yo no probarlo mucho español any more)

De nada, de nada caballero.

With excitement or trepidation?With analgesic cream and a few semi-believable excuses.