NationStates Jolt Archive


For the Men

Anti-Social Darwinism
02-03-2009, 02:28
and, maybe, some of the women, of NSG. Maybe you could use it to launch diet cokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3ysomqy86U
Dakini
02-03-2009, 02:31
Yes, women never drink beer and will suffer with poor tasting diet pop because they are always watching their waistlines.
SaintB
02-03-2009, 02:33
and, maybe, some of the women, of NSG. Maybe you could use it to launch diet cokes.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d3ysomqy86U

It brought tears (of laughter) to my eyes. Just remember guys, ask the wife for one! It truly is the gift that keeps on giving!
SaintB
02-03-2009, 02:34
Yes, women never drink beer and will suffer with poor tasting diet pop because they are always watching their waistlines.

I'm a guy and I don't drink beer... I'd rather have diet soda. (I'd rather rather have a regular soda though).
Dakini
02-03-2009, 02:35
I'm a guy and I don't drink beer... I'd rather have diet soda. (I'd rather rather have a regular soda though).
I'm a girl and I drink beer, but not diet pop.

Although I don't tend to drink beer from cans.
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-03-2009, 02:37
I'm a girl and I drink beer, but not diet pop.

Although I don't tend to drink beer from cans.

I don't drink beer (except, maybe, a Blue Moon from a bottle now and then) or soda - diet or otherwise. I do drink water, so maybe it can fling a Dasani or an Aquafina at me.
SaintB
02-03-2009, 02:37
I'm a girl and I drink beer, but not diet pop.

Although I don't tend to drink beer from cans.

More power to you, just don't expect me to kiss you after you drink one.

Disclaimer: The above is a hypothetical and non-realistic scenario intended only to enforce the point I dislike beer.
SaintB
02-03-2009, 02:38
I don't drink beer (except, maybe, a Blue Moon from a bottle now and then) or soda - diet or otherwise. I do drink water, so maybe it can fling a Dasani or an Aquafina at me.

What about SOBE? or Green Tea?
Khadgar
02-03-2009, 02:40
I'm a guy and I don't drink beer... I'd rather have diet soda. (I'd rather rather have a regular soda though).

regular soda is like chugging karo syrup.
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-03-2009, 02:41
What about SOBE? or Green Tea?

I drink -

water
juice
tea (brewed at home)
coffee (brewed at home or, on occasion, bought at a coffee place).
the infrequent Blue Moon

That's pretty much it.
Barringtonia
02-03-2009, 02:43
Too often the natural ingenuity of the lazy is left wasted due to the inherent flaw that, well, they're lazy.

So kudos to this chap, his wife must be so proud of his endeavours.

I drink -

water
juice
tea (brewed at home)
coffee (brewed at home or, on occasion, bought at a coffee place).
the infrequent Blue Moon

That's pretty much it.

...and vast quantities of gin of course.
Intangelon
02-03-2009, 02:43
I'm a girl and I drink beer, but not diet pop.

Although I don't tend to drink beer from cans.

God love you. I knew I liked you for more than the obvious reasons. Well, obvious here, at any rate.

More power to you, just don't expect me to kiss you after you drink one.

Your loss. Smart, banter-capable women who dig beer will never have difficulty getting a kiss from me. More power to 'em.
Dumb Ideologies
02-03-2009, 02:53
I like neither beer nor coke. I laugh in the face of your bourgeois carbonated beverages!
SaintB
02-03-2009, 02:55
Your loss. Smart, banter-capable women who dig beer will never have difficulty getting a kiss from me. More power to 'em.

I'd rather not offend them by gagging. I'll kiss her after the beer taste/smell goes away. :fluffle:
Anti-Social Darwinism
02-03-2009, 02:56
Too often the natural ingenuity of the lazy is left wasted due to the inherent flaw that, well, they're lazy.

So kudos to this chap, his wife must be so proud of his endeavours.



...and vast quantities of gin of course.

Vodka.
SaintB
02-03-2009, 03:00
regular soda is like chugging karo syrup.

I didn't state it was my prefered beverage, but when you spend as much time cooped up in a radio station unable to leave and with few other options even Karo syrup becomes an attractive option to quench your thirst.

When I am home I drink home brewed iced tea almost exclusively, tap water leaves an icky taste in my mouth. OCD is fun...
Heinleinites
02-03-2009, 07:09
Don't think I'd use it to fling beer, though. Waste of good beer. I'd fling something I wasn't going to drink, like Coke.

I tend to drink water, coffee, sweet tea, beer, or whiskey. I got no problem with tap water, hell I'll drink it out of the hose if I'm thirsty.
Blouman Empire
02-03-2009, 15:14
Yep, good thing I have a mini fridge (aka the beer fridge) in my lounge room, if there are only two of us than one does have to get up and move 60 cm to get them, since the couch is the prime gaming couch. Should there be a few others around than they will more than likely be sitting next t it and they can be the launcher.

But apart from that the fridge didn't look all that big, only seems to be able to hold maybe a six pack or two at best, you will spend time continually having to restock it all the time.
Lunatic Goofballs
02-03-2009, 16:53
I had a mini fridge next to my computer desk, but I recently decided to donate it to a needy friend, cleaned it out and moved it into the living room near the door. Then he changed his mind and I haven't yet decided whether it's going back or not.
Ashmoria
02-03-2009, 17:14
yeah isnt his big $1800 gadget defeated by the notion that if you are going to have a fridge in the living room (or whereever) all you need to do is put it next to where you sit instead of in a spot with a clear shot to where you sit?
Boonytopia
03-03-2009, 10:17
You wouldn't want to misjudge the distance or drop the can though, the beer would then be undrinkable.
greed and death
03-03-2009, 10:45
cheaper and less bitching then when i asked my Ex wives to get me my beer. this machine is a winner.