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I have an idea, does anyone know how I could get access to a movie set?

Do I have to like, call the studio that's producing it?

I have an idea, does anyone know how I could get access to a movie set?

Do I have to like, call the studio that's producing it?

That depends; how are your ninja skills?

That depends; how are your ninja skills?

Rusty.

Rusty.

I'll help you rebuild them, first I'l shoot a slingshot at you until you can catch the shot in your bare hands, then we will move on to composite bows, crossbows, and firearms.

I'll help you rebuild them, first I'l shoot a slingshot at you until you can catch the shot in your bare hands, then we will move on to composite bows, crossbows, and firearms.

That'll take too long, can't you just get me a press pass through your radio station?

1. Call your nearest studio
2. Ask if there is any vacancies for ANYTHING, even toilet cleaner
3. ??????
4. PROFIT!!

That'll take too long, can't you just get me a press pass through your radio station?

If I could do that I wouldn't be posting on NS no would I? :D

That'll take too long, can't you just get me a press pass through your radio station?

You need a montage!

expose yourself to harmful radiation and gain superpowers.

You need a montage!

Even Rocky had a montage!

Put on a pair of jeans and a turtleneck top and pass yourself off as Tom Cruise Ruffy, make sure you use your star status to nab any free sandwiches lying around as well, you're a student, you need to eat.

Put on a pair of jeans and a turtleneck top and pass yourself off as Tom Cruise Ruffy, make sure you use your star status to nab any free sandwiches lying around as well, you're a student, you need to eat.

My name is SaintB, and I endorse this message.

I used to work in pictures, m'boy, and let me tell you: it's every bit as glamorous as they say it is...

The stale coffee, the eye strain, the neckache from swivelling between monitors, the hours spent looking for lost tape, the "actors" who don't know which camera to look into, the make-up woman who manages to get stuck in traffic each and every day, the endless, endless boredom of waiting until that glorious moment comes, when all eyes are on you as you expertly flick that toggle switch, and, most of all, the low pay and thanklessness of it all. I can tell you some stories, friend. I don't, however, have access to any kind of studio, so I'm no help there. I just felt like sharing is all.

A suggestion, though: try your local university. If you're just curious about how things are done, rather than looking for work, you might find a school that records lectures or does distance learning teaching: state schools often have oodles of cash for all the latest gizmos. That's where I started out.

I have an idea, does anyone know how I could get access to a movie set?

Do I have to like, call the studio that's producing it?
The last time I heard anyone say something like this ...
Well, it was an interesting occasion and I nearly ended up in jail. I recommend leaving any and all firearms or pocket knives you might possess at home.

Ring up Fellini!

Or sleep with Sophia Loren!

Or sleep with Sophia Loren!This, and a bag of chips.

I have an idea, does anyone know how I could get access to a movie set?

Do I have to like, call the studio that's producing it?


Is that you in your pic avatar?

I have an idea, does anyone know how I could get access to a movie set?

Do I have to like, call the studio that's producing it?
Get a high-visibility jacket and a fake teamster's union card and victory shall be yours.

Ruffy, Ruffy, Ruffy.
Bad title. BAD!